Ships that makes sense and Ships that don't.

by Sweetie Belle

First published May 21st, 2012 08:24

Here is all my opinions on every shipping. Warning: Your probably going to be offended. Probably. Just remember one thing before you post a hate message to me. Love and Tolerance. And no I do not copy that other guy's fanfic. I am simply stating what I think.

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Apple Dash

Apple Dash
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Ships that makes sense and Ships that don't.

Apple Dash

My opinion on Apple Dash

AppleDash is a good shipping, but highly overrated. And their relationship probably in well if in love. Here's how it will start. Apple Jack and Rainbow Dash will fall in love., they get into a relationship. Nothing wrong with that, everything's going smoothly, right? Wrong. Everyone ever noticed how much Apple Jack and Rainbow Dash argue? They're arguing will be ten times worse being in a relationship. They might make up a few times.. but eventually one of them will just get tired of it. And they will probably call a quits. Would you like to live and stay with a person who you constantly argue with all the time? I hope not. Otherwise, you do not have a bright future. I know what your thinking right now, "APPLE DASH IS BEST PAIRING> THEY BELONG TOGETHER AND WILL LOVE EACH OTHER FOREVER" or " I think you really wrong. Apple Dash is blah blah blah blah blah I don't care about your opinion crap and your totally wrong and you should listen to me." Well, frankly I won't care a bit. In fact, I will write a short fanfic of an Apple Dash story, you'll see how it'll work out for yourself.

"Apple Jack. I love you." I uttered the words, afraid of what the response would be. I stood boldly, my eyes fixed on the farm mare. I tried to look tough as possible, not letting any weakness showing. The mare's eyes watered and a grin shattered the blank face. She pulled me into a surprise into a surprise hug and she barreled me over.
"I love you Rainbow!" SHe shouted loudly. A blush swept over my face as she embraced me and yelled out those words."Calm down AJ. Somepony might overhear us." I tried to calm the mare down.
"Why should I Rainbow? I want to show of my new mare friend." Apple Jack said, pushing her nose into hers.
"Err... Well okay, It's not like I'm embarrassed or nothing." I rolled my eyes, the blush still stuck on my face. Before I knew the mare kissed me. It was warm and passionate. It was obvious the mare wasn't faking this love. We broke the kiss and he took deep breaths.
"I'm not good with that mushy kissing stuff." I admitted. The mare simply kissed my forehead and embraced me. All I knew at that moment was, that I wanted to stay like this with AJ forever. Being with mare of my dreams, who couldn't be happy? I couldn't wait to start a new beginning with her. Start a life in a nice place, gave some kids, grow old together, and the rest will be spent in heaven.
A FEW MONTHS LATER

"Rainbow! Get off your lazy butt and help me out here!" Apple Jack yelled at me. Apple Jack and I had moved into a apartment together, to spend our lives together. It seemed so perfect, we would start a life together. Any maybe bring some kids into the world with us. But as son as we moved in, thing turned for the worst. We were always arguing, it was like part of our schedule.
I would if you would stop whining!" I yelled back at her.
A frown corned her face. "You don't do a damn thing around here, while I'm doing all the work. So much for the tastes pony in Ponyville. Might as well be called the laziest pony in Lazyville!" pile Jack threw back at her.
I stood up, and gritted my teeth. "Oh, you do all the work? The only thing I've seen you do is cook the worst meals I've ever tasted and whine about how I do nothing, When I do everything!"
"I do a heck of a lot of work! I do my job at Sweet Apple Acres nearly all day to earn money for us to live in this apartment, and then I come back to this place to find a dirty, unclean apartment that stinks, with a lazy, good for nothing you!" She screamed.
I shook my head in disgust. "Well at least you do have to wake up, to and despicable, ugly, whiny, bratty, who thinks to much about herself mare. And you know what? Your the most boring mare in my life. Even Twilight's more interesting. And I'm pretty sure Pinkie Pie's a better kisser than you." Before I knew I crossed the line, Her hand slammed down on my cheek, and I stumbled backwards. Tears streamed down her face.
"You know RD. Maybe it's better if we just broke up, if you think Pinkie Pie's such a great kisser!" She sobbed, covering her face with her hooves. I being to regret what I said. I reached out my hoof to hug Apple Jack, but she growled at me through her tears before I could even touch me. "Don't touch me!" She screamed and stood up. "I'm going to go pack my bags." She said, and walked out of the room.
"Fine. I was about to ask you to do that anyway." I told her as she left the room. I watched her pack her bags and leave. After a few minutes, I burst into tears.
"We really as perfect as we thought we were huh? HUH? You terrible mare, you steal my heart and then crush into pieces? I hate you!" I scream doug to no one, letting all my feelings flow out. I cried for minutes. After a few days, I moved out of that apartment. I moved back into my cloud house in Ponyville. I talked to all my friends again. It just wasn't the same with Applejack. She tried to make it sound like old times when we were best friends, but it just wasn't the same. I just couldn't get over the fact that she tricked my heart like that. She tricked me. I thought she was beautiful, honest mare, but I was wrong. Maybe next time, I would find some pony else that would treat me with respect. Like we're equals. Not thinking about what we look like, or what we do, or what we did. The pony just appreciating every second of both of us together. I may not find that pony today, but i'll find that some pony someday.