A Brave New World

I just lay in bed confused as fuck, I had absolutely no idea what was going on but I was about to find out.

“Sh-shoo!” I said in pleasant tone, beckoning the purple horse away from me.

“What are you doing?” It questioned as it tilted it’s Head to the side. I just lay there with my mouth ajar.

“D-d-did you j-just t-talk?!” I stuttered,

“Yes, I did, are you ok?” it moved it’s... Hoof? Towards my forehead.

“AHHH!! Get the fuck away from me!” I yelled as I jumped out of the bed in one swift motion and clambered to my feet, my shirt was terribly torn and barely still attached to my body, and my pants were also shredded, but not nearly as badly. I stared in shock at the now cowering brightly coloured horse and decided this was all too much; I ran for an open door and prayed to a God I didn’t fully believe in to save me. As I reached the door I felt myself stop moving, I looked down to see myself now 3 feet above the floor surrounded by what seemed to be a purple aura.

“What the hell is this shit?!” I screamed.

“P-Please calm down.” The odd horse spoke in a frightened voice. I couldn’t comprehend what was happening or make sense of any of this, but my training taught me to stand strong in stressful and possibly dangerous situations.

“Let me go.” I said bluntly, it didn’t seem happy to do so but obliged obviously fearing for its own safety. The horse began to analyze me closely; it forgot its fear and came right up to me observing my odd form.

“What are you doing?” I said with hate pouring into my tone.

“O-oh sorry.” It stuttered, turning a bright shade of red. I wasn’t quite sure how to go about asking what the fuck was going on to a talking horse, but I had to make an effort to find out where I was.

“Where am I?” I said flatly.

“Equestria, Ponyville to be exact.”

“I’m not on Earth anymore am I?...”

“Of course you are, where did you think you were?”  The lavender horse said in a baffled tone.

“Wait what, that’s impossible... What the fuck is going on...” I had started sounding delirious.

“Wait, h-hahaha-BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh... Oh my sides, this is just some sick dream, oh man I really fooled myself there for a second.” I hollered now sounding completely insane. The horse’s eyes grew from a normal size to one that takes up almost the whole sclera as well; it was giving a worried quizzical stare.

“Oh my, you must have hit your head really hard.” The purple horse was staring at her feet.

“Hahahaha, you bet pal!” I was totally convinced that this was all a dream.

“Y-you’re not dreaming.” She spoke flatly.

“Why of course I am, watch this.” I spoke with a huge grin as I rammed my balled up fist into my face, falling to the ground clutching my nose.

“FUCK! W-what the HELL?!” I scream as blood starts trickling down my face.

“Let’s try that again, shall we?” I say maniacally as I stand back up, walk other to a nearby vase and smash it over my head.

“Sonofabitch.....” I mutter as I slip out of consciousness.

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                           Twilight Sparkles POV

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“Oh sweet Celestia, I need to get Fluttershy over here...” I think aloud.

‘Oh no, I totally forgot to tell the Princess, about this creature, what have I done.’ I think to myself, ‘I’ll write her a letter now!’

I levitate a quill and piece of parchment over to where I am sitting and start writing.

“Dear Celestia, I am writing this to inform you of a creature in Ponyville, from my knowledge this creature seems to be an entirely new species, I have never seen anything like it, it seems to be a bipedal creature resembling an ape, with a small mane on the top of its head. The creature seems to be sentient and able to speak although seems mentally ill at the present time, I am going to let Fluttershy tend to it and hopefully we will be able to find out more about the origins of this odd animal.

You’re faithful student.

~Twilight Sparkle

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                                      Tim’s POV

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“Argh......” I mumble trying to reach my hand up to my head, only to be held back by an unknown force. My eyes jolted open taking in the current situation, the first thing I noticed was my body, I was lying on what seemed to be a table that was far too small to properly support me, I had what seemed to be brightly coloured ribbons tying my limbs down, and if that wasn’t bad enough I was naked, completely and utterly naked... brilliant.

“I think he’s waking up.” Spoke a timid voice which I didn’t recognize.

I could barely hear the voice of my pounding heart; I turned and lay frozen intently at the multiple brightly coloured horses that stood before me. As much as I wanted to stay calm my body wouldn’t let me, I started convulsing involuntarily trying to break out of my bindings, then realisation hit me, I just needed to focus, and calm down, whatever the cost. I look back to my bindings, I am sweating immensely, and It seems have reopened what seems to be previously stitched up wounds, but the adrenaline is masking all of my pain. I tense up my body making my muscles ripple, this earns a gasp from the equines on the other side of the room, I begin to push my arms up exerting all of my strength into the surprisingly strong ribbon like fabric. The material started to tear and soon ripped leaving me with both my hands free; the horses just stood wide eyed watching my antics as I now worked on removing the bindings keeping my legs down.

“Jus wut in tarnation do y’all think ya doin!” A heavy southern accent shouted, I could hear the fear in its voice, it was obviously trying to scare me into stopping, and that wasn’t going to happen.

I continued yanking and pulling at my bindings until they came lose, allowing me full access to my body, I stood up and stared down at what seemed to be a small orange horse with a blonde mane and a stretson placed comfortably over its head. The horse fell back in shock at the sheer size of me. I’m about 6 ft 4 in case you were wondering; she started pack peddling, with me walking towards it at a steady pace. It then hit a wall, causing it to fall onto its haunches, waiting to be ended, I balled up my fist and held is steadily by my side.

“Where is m-“ I was cut off by a blue blur smacking into my back, causing me to fly into the wall in-front of me narrowly missing the petrified mare about half a foot from my right. I picked myself up off the floor and inspected myself; I had a long cut down my lower left forearm which was bleeding quite heavily. I stood back up at my full height to see what seemed to be my attacker, a cyan winged horse with what seemed to be a rainbow mane standing with a smug smile directed to the rest of the equines in the room, it had the orange mare under its wing and was talking to the others in a proud tone. I walked behind it and spoke in a calm voice,

“Well, well, what do we have here?” This caught the creature off guard causing it to stumble before turning around and staring at me, horror obviously present in its eyes.  Just as I said that I felt a now familiar feeling encasing my body, the purple mare was attempting to restrain me, and was succeeding, I originally didn’t want trouble, but after these sentient equines tried restraining me to a table, I knew I couldn’t trust them for shit.

I began growling low pitches sounds attempting to scare the miniature horse’s away from me, that didn’t work so I tensed up my right arm and hurled it into the purple force field containing me, this resulted in a wave of purple energy coursing through my arm and up into my body, knocking me to my knees. I can feel the odd energy pouring through my body, causing me incredible pain.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I scream as the mystical power continues to surge through my body, by this time the purple mare had dropped me and was yelling at me along with all the other equines in the room.

Then, all of a sudden, the pain stopped, the agony subsided and I felt normal again. That was until I stood up, I felt like I was on top of the world, like I could take on the devil himself, I looked down at my hands and immediately noticed something wrong. Both my hands had a pattern on that consisted of a purple circle with a large X entering and exiting the circle.

The pattern had a faint flow emanating from it and seemed to be pulsating, I looked back up at the miniature horses and saw that they had all backed away from me and were cowering on the over side of the room, I soon found why. I had glowing

purple lines all over my body, completely covering me, and I was... FLOATING?!

“What the flying fuck is going on!!!” I shouted with an aggressive tone. Surprisingly enough I didn’t get an answer, so I attempted to get myself down from my levitating position, I concentrated hard, trying to force myself back to the floor, I don’t know how I knew this would work, but I found myself full of new found knowledge. After what seemed like hours I felt the sweet sensation of solid ground against the soles of my feet, I opened my eyes to find myself standing in what seemed to be a half foot deep meter wide miniature crater, the lines no longer printed across my body, but the pattern on my palms stayed although noticeably duller.

I looked over to see all the equines now curled up crying in a corner, obviously fearing the end of their lives.

“I-“ I was cut off by what seemed to be the front door slamming open revealing a much larger equine, standing about 5 ft 8 with a horn, wings, and a radiant flowing mane. I was so caught up with the beauty of this winged “unicorn” that I didn’t notice it was charging towards me, when it stopped it stood a mere meter away from me and stared daggers at me. Her horn started glowing and I instantly doubled over in pain, it was horrendous, like being stabbed in every possible place on your body with searing hot knives.

"F-fuck me sideways..." I muttered under my breath as I passed out for the second time.

                                                                 (AUTHORS NOTE)

Yes, yes Tim/Cribbs is a bit of a douche, but give him a break! He just appeared in a world full of talking horses! Will he warm up to them? STAY TUUUUUNNNEDDD to find out!

Now for the more interesting part! I will give you! (The audience) the ability to vote once each!

Cast your vote on what you want to happen in the comments!

Option A - Tim wakes up in Canterlot, I decide what happens from there.

Option B - Tim wakes up in Fluttershy's cottage, I decide what happens from there.

Option C - I decide where Tim wakes up, and Tim does not warm up to the ponies immediately.

Option D - I decide where Tim wakes up, and Tim does warm up to the ponies more.