TWILIGHT!? RAINBOW DASH!? Cosmic!

by Ponyplay15

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random, Slice of Life
Length: 1236

When Rainbow Dash happens to crash into Twilight's bedroom, she gets a big surprise

Rainbow Dash's wings had been recently injured. She needed to practice for a stunt. Her wings still ached, however, and were not very sturdy. She happens to crash through Twilight's bedroom window, and finds out that the princess isn't as lame as she thought. Also, Twilight has a boyfriend.

Rated for sexual refernces, not actual sex

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-15 19:50:02 UTC

The Only Chapter...Unfortuantely

Alright. Checking the wind direction…yep, north as usual. Stretching wings, moving into takeoff position, and….

“Wait a minute.” Rainbow Dash popped back up, looking around as if to see somepony in the abandoned field. She looked down and lifted her front hoof to see a piece of paper stuck on her hoof. She shook it loose, letting it fall to the ground. She cracked her neck before getting into takeoff position again. “Here we go…”

She blasted into the sky with only two beats of her wings, feeling them ache already as she barreled through the sky. Flying like this with a recently injured wing might not be a good idea, but how else was she supposed practice? Besides, flying helps wings heal…probably.

She sped through the sky, blasting through a cloud and destroying it in the process. She did  barrel roll, then a loop, then a dive. She dove towards the hard ground, the wind pushing against her face. She was a little high to be pulling up, but the pain in her wing told her that they would falter if she gained that much momentum.

Ten feet above the ground she pulled up, spreading her wings to keep herself from falling any lower. Her right wing faltered for a second, but did not give out. She heard a young colt coo in awe, his voice fading away as she flew in the opposite direction.

“Wow! I wanna fly like her!” The praise kept her going, bringing a large grin to her face. Being awesome was awesome.

She pulled up, heading back into the sky instead of flying past ponies on the street. She heard Pinkie’s voice call out her name, but she didn’t listen. She was busy practicing and had no time for Miss Party Pants. As she flew higher into the air, her wings ached even more. She could tell she was getting close to her limit, but…just one more barrel roll.

As she turned her body to perform a barrel roll, the wind pushing on her wings caused them to buckle, resulting in Rainbow Dash flailing through the air. Luckily, she was headed towards the castle and assumed that Twilight wouldn’t mind a broken window. Well, more likely she would mind, but would still have enough money to fix it. Her mind briefly wandered to the memory of her crashing through Twilight’s library window, just after the girls were done cleaning up. Heh. Good times.

Though a happy memory had crossed her mind, she was still plain terrified. What if she missed the window? Slamming into two foot thick crystal did not sound fun. Rainbow’s eyes widened as the castle came closer faster than expected. She was, luckily, headed for a window. It was upstairs, most likely in the royal quarters. Twilight wouldn’t mind.

There was a loud crash as glass shattered around her, her momentum sending her bouncing off of a bed and against a wall. There was a shriek of surprise as Rainbow rubbed her head. She looked up to see Twilight laying on top of a stallion she didn’t recognize. Wait, Twilight has a boyfriend?

“Twilight!?”

“Rainbow Dash!?” There was an awkward silence as the two friends stare at each other, neither one wanting to mention that Twilight was currently impaled by this guy’s dick. The stallion rubbed his neck awkwardly before smiling.

“Cosmic!” Twilight turned to give him a glare, to which he responded with an innocent smile. Dash tried to move, but only ended up causing a massive shot of pain to move through her wings and all the way down her back. Twilight turned back to Rainbow Dash, slowly removing herself from her boyfriend’s crotch. Her face turned red as she tried not to make a sound in response to the pleasure it caused.

“Rainbow Dash…What are you doing in my bedroom?” She asked slowly, her voice filled with a malicious tone. Rainbow could feel a cold sweat run down her forehead. This was definitely bad.

“Um…practicing stunts?” She offered with a nervous smile. Twilight’s glare did not change, if anything, it only intensified. “Look, I just crashed in here. That’s all! Now, if I can manage to move without crippling pain, I’d be happy to leave.” Twilight rolled her eyes before picking up Dash in her magic. Her magic opened the door, pushed Rainbow Dash outside, and slammed it shut.

“Go away!” Twilight growled through the door. Rainbow Dash sat on the other side, contemplating what she just saw. Twilight has a boyfriend. Twilight has sex with said boyfriend. Twilight’s not a virgin. Rainbow Dash just saw one of her best friends riding some guy’s dick.

“Holy shit…” Rainbow rubbed her head, trying to remember the exact scene. It all went by so quickly. Twilight looked shocked, scared even, but that guy was just confused. He didn’t panic or anything. That guy does know he’s having sex with a princess, right? Most guys would freak out if they got caught.

Dash could remember what he looked like, even if she was mostly focused on Twilight. He was a unicorn with a shaggy dark purple mane. He had a dark blue coat and violet eyes. He actually looked kind of like Twilight but…darker. Dash smiled. They looked hot together.

“I know you’re still out there, Dash!” Twilight shouted from the other side of the door. Rainbow reluctantly stood up, pain shooting through her back. She turned back to the door with a sly grin.

“Bye, Twilight! Have fun!” She laughed before walking off, shaking her head as the laughter overwhelmed her. This was priceless.

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Cosmic watched Twilight’s flank as she bent down to speak through the crack under the door. “I know you’re still out there, Dash!” She shouted. Rainbow Dash’s shadow moved, indicating that she was standing up. A groan of pain came from the other side of the door.

“Bye, Twilight! Have fun!” She called out with a laugh. Twilight’s face turned red at the request. As Rainbow Dash started walking away, Twilight turned back to Cosmic with an expectant look. He shrugged, causing her to frown.

“When somepony barges in on a private activity, you expect the participants to have some comments.” She raised an eyebrow. Cosmic was silent. “Nothing? No comments on her whatsoever?” Cosmic grinned before leaning back.

“Your friend is hot.” He declared, his gleaming smile only making Twilight even more jealous of Rainbow than she already was. Twilight’s face fell into an irritated glare.

“Seriously? That’s your first thought?”

“That’d be most stallions’ first thought, Twilight.” He replied. Twilight gently rubbed her temples, trying to calm herself down. “You think she’s into you?”

“What?” Twilight looked up with a still irritated glare. “Why would you think that?”

“I dunno. She was looking at you strangely.” His face had lost the grin he had earlier, instead he had a very serious look on his face. Twilight rolled her eyes, walking over to him.

“She was probably just surprised that I have a boyfriend that I sleep with. She doesn’t think quite that highly of me.” Twilight smiled and nuzzled his neck. “Whatever the case may be, I’m glad she’s gone.”

“Yeah…” Cosmic leaned back even farther, stretching out his legs. “I guess it’s a good thing she’s not into you.”

“Oh? Why is that?” Twilight asked, her curiosity piqued.

“Cause then I’d have to hate her.”