Crud Hooves 2: With Changelings instead of chickens

by ginger468

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Comedy
Length: 750

Crud Hooves is back for a short story, basically changelings are in town and well he has to do something. WHAT I'M NOT SHAKESPHERE

Crud Hooves is back for a short story, basically changelings are in town and well he has to do something. WHAT I'M NOT SHAKESPHERE ! GOD!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-15 19:48:24 UTC

The story

Crud Hooves was finnaly not sick anymore and was outside enjoying the nice summer air.  But something was a miss.  Some ponies shops that where normaly opened were closed. Odd it wasn't a holiday so what was going on?  All the ponies walking around had wierd grins on there faces.  Crud have seen this before and knew exactly what was going on.

Changelings obviously.  Back in the war he remembers something, a village were they all had the same cutie marks, no wait the other on the one where they all had different cutie marks.  Turns out they were all changelings and there was a fight.  Well Crud knew where to go Doctor Hoove's place.  Crud just had to go oer there and steal any inventions that looked dangerous and boom no more changelings.

On Crud's way there he thought of how beloved he will be after he saves the day. "I can see it now."  Crud thought "People gathering around shouting, oh my gosh Crud so cewl!  And I bet Rainbow will even say, your even 20% cooler than I".  Crud arrived to the house to find nothing useful.  He found some electric ball thingy and thought "Must be a bomb." and took it.  He found what looked like a mix of carriage and a wagon it looked wierd and usless.

While Crud was looking around he heard someone come in.  Was it a changeling?  Well Crud was pepared he turned and yelled "STOP I'LL USE THIS PURPLE ELECTRIC BALL THINGY ON YOU."

It was Doctor Hooves wich wasn't grinning like a happy idiot.  Doctor Hooves said "What are you doing in my lab?"

Crud then knew that this was the real doctor and explained "Well ya see doctor wats your name there be changelin's a foot."

"Well that explains why everyone is smiling wierdly." Doctor responded.  Doctor then realized something and said "OH CRAP THEY HAVE DERPY!"

Crud siad "Who in hell is Derpy?"  Doctor didn't respond he was to busy picking up inventions.  Then Crud remembered something Derpy she's the local mail pony.  Crud used to not like oh wait he still dosen't.  Crud hasn't recived his package yet.

After Doctor picked up some inventions he said "You coming?"

"No, i'll just stay while them changelin's take over the town.  OF COURSE I'M COMING!"

They went outside to find the changelings going into town hall.  "That there must be they're base."  Crud said "LET'S GO KICK SOME CHANGELING ASS!"

"NO!" Doctor yelled "Shh sorry but i say we atleast try to make peace first."

Crud nodded but Crud knew what he had do, kick ass and chew bubble gum and Crud only had one piece left and he was chewig on it.  Crud and Hooves went in to find changelings in they're true form and one on a chair on the town hall stage was a changeling with a weird colurful cone hat on.  Doctor then said "I know what's going on it's a ..... birthday party."

It was Pat the changeling the one who was on the chair that was on the stage that was in the town hall that was in the town of ponyville.  Doctor Hooves came up to Pat and said "Happy birthday Pat how ya doing."

"Good Doctor!" Pat said "The whole town left and went on a little vacation so everyone here could play find waldo real life edition."

While Doctor Hooves and Pat were talking Crud was mubling and wiring the town hall with bombs.  Crud whispered "A little gift for Pat, a fire work show."

Crud walk up to pat and said "You know I've got a present for you a firework show." Crud pressed a button and BOOM!  Town hall was gone and Crud was outside burnt.  Crud felt hroic untill he saw the changelings flying in the air looking like they just had a blast.  Doctor looked at Crud and said "Where's your hair."

Crud felt his head tapped on his head and realized something.  Nothing was there.  Doctor Hooves said  "And thats what ya get for an asshole."

Crud then said "MOTHER FU                                               THE END!

What happened after

After the event Crud is now forever bald and had to pay every bit to fix the town hall.  But why was there changelings.  Well it turns out that they're peaceful changelings ya ah don't belive it either.  Also it turns out every one's fine.  I still don't believe it.  Oh doctor well now I have another enemy and don't even (Ding dong)  be right back.  HOPE IS RESTORED I HAVE MY PACKAGE!  LETS SEE WHAT"S IN IT! IT'S A pancake covered in dirt with a note.  The note says from mister chicken ha ha.  EVERYTHING SUCKS NOW!