You wake up next to your crush........

by Rarity Is Mah Favorite

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Human, Comedy
Length: 1059

Scootaloo has bad days. Scootaloo has worst days. Well, today she woke up with Rumble next to her in her bed. This is a whole new level of bad days.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-16 13:10:59 UTC

You eat breakfast with him

I wake up to find my mother, my father, and Thunderlane looking at me. Thunderlane's smiling like he's proud of something.

"What?" I ask.

"Oh, sorry Scootaloo. We'll be leaving." My mother ushers the two other people out.

I realize something. My crush, Rumble, is in my bed, sleeping. He's so adorable! No, Scootaloo. Get back on track. What would Rainbow Dash do...... What would Rainbow Dash do? Oh, I know! Wake him up! So simple!

"Hey Rumble, wake up," I say softly. Then I shake him ferociously. He snaps awake. And he grabs my wrist and flips me onto the floor

"What. The. Heck. Scootaloo!" He yells at me. I smirk.

"You're lucky I have carpet." I say as I drag him to the floor. Scootaloo! Wait ask him a question!

"So........ How did you get here and into my bed?" I ask him. He shrugs. I mentally slap myself. He needs food to operate. "Let's get breakfast before I have to get ready for school."

We walk downstairs, and are met by a smile from Thunderlane, a disapproving look from my father and a hidden fit of laughter from my mother.

"What?" I ask. Rumble turns and studies me.

"You're forgetting something. Like, let's see here, pants?" He jokes.

"Says Mr. I'mnotwearinganythingelsebutmyunderwear." I reply.

"At least most clothing is optional." He replies. I give up.

"Let's eat breakfast, shall we?" My mother asks. We all nod.

"Did you?" Thunderlane asks. I turn bright red. So does Rumble.

"Uh....... No," Rumble answers.

"You're lying." His brother presses. "How was she?" I have lost my appetite. Rumble's now a brighter red.

"We didn't." Rumble replied.

"God. Can we not talk about this?" I suggest. Thunderlane shakes his head.

"We're both virgins, Thunderlane." Rumble says.

"Explain the whole 'No pants on both of the teenagers' thing."

"Well," I begin. "I hate pants. They're just barriers for your legs."

"I got hot," Rumble answers.

"Alright then. Keepin it a secret." Thunderlane says as he walks out.

"Rumble?" I ask.

"What?"

"How do you manage to live with him?"

"I don't know, Scootaloo. I don't know."

You go to school

I walk into CJHS with Rumble beside me. I get dirty looks, jealous looks, and looks of achievement.

"How the hell did the rumor spread?" Rumble whispers into my ear.

"Let's hack the Canternet, go to the school's text messaging system, and find out how and who." I whisper back.

Rumble and I walk to our class. Now that the rumor's spread, it doesn't help that we have the exact same schedule. The good thing is Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, Button Mash and Dinky have the same schedule as Rumble and I. We walk into class.

"Alright Class, settle down. I have new seating arrangements. Are you ready to hear them?" Miss Cheerilee asks.

"Yes, Miss Cheerilee," The clas answers in unison.

"Rumble, switch places with Sweetie Belle." Rumble takes his desk and puts it where Sweetie's was. Sweetie's now next to Button. "Scootaloo, switch places with....... Silver Spoon." My eyes widen.

"HOW FREAKIN' NICE! PUT ME NEXT TO THE BITCHIEST BITCH TO EVER BITCH AROUND IN BITCHLAND! MAKING MY DAY A MILLION TIMES BRIGHTER, AREN'T YA? THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH! I HATE HER GUTS!" I yell. The class gasps as I break my chair. On accident. I see the feeling in Miss Cheerilee's eyes. She seems hurt, but I don't care. "I'll write myself a slip for detention and send myself to the principal's office. Oh, I'm totally not apologizing, if you say to, you're pushing your luck." And with saying that, I slam the door as I walk out.

"I hear you used foul language in class today," Principal Celestia said. I nodded. "Tell me exactly what you said."

"HOW FREAKIN' NICE! PUT ME NEXT TO THE BITCHIEST BITCH TO EVER BITCH AROUND IN BITCHLAND! MAKING MY DAY A MILLION TIMES BRIGHTER, AREN'T YA? THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH! I HATE HER GUTS!" I yell at Principal Celestia.

"I'll excuse you for that one, but there is a nasty rumor going around about you and Rumble ahem......"

"Having sex? I know. Not true. We woke up in my bed, both without pants. The end. Oh, his brother's a pervert." I say. Principal Celestia just stares.

"You may go." She says. As I walk out, I hear "Sister! Please call Thunderlane here!"

"Oh look, it's the chicken, I didn't expect Her to get Rumble." Diamond Tiara said.

"We didn't!" I insisted. Diamond Tiara was bugging me since I got back to class.

"Yeah, right. You're just hiding it, you liar." Silver Spoon said.

"Stop right there, or somebody's gonna get hurt. I mean it." I threatened.

"Make m.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I THINK MY NOSE IS BROKEN!" Diamond Tiara yelled.

"Pffft. Your liquid-to-Matte lipstick got squirted under your nose." I replied.

"You suck." Silver Spoon says.

"But I don't swallow!" I yell back.

"Ah'm gonna leave now......." Apple Bloom said. Where the heck did she come from?

It's lunch. The time of the day I've been dreading. I walk into the lunchroom. All of the kids let me in front. Where Rainbow Dash is.

It's Rainbow Dash! It's Rainbow Dash! Calm down, me. She looks quite disappointed. What would she do? What would she do? I know! She'd face it head-on! I start walking towards her...........

And run. She takes off after me. I keep running. She's still running. I run faster. She slows down. I hide in the Janitor's closet.

"Wait....... Why is Rainbow Dash here? Oh no! The rumor! It must've gotten to the CHS part of the school!" I yell. Big mistake. Rainbow Dash opens the door.

"Gotcha Squirt." She says. Normally, I'd be freaking out. Now, I'm scared for my life. "What's this all about?" Rainbow Dash shows my her IPad. It has a text saying:

Scootaloo, a student in the same class as Rumble have had sex. This is 100% true, not something to fuck you with.

I gasp. "Rainbow Dash, we have a hacker. And a liar. I think Diamond Tiara started it. She's been giving me a hard time since that text. I can trace it to someone. I got this." I say. She nods.

"Just stay safe," She says. She walks away.

"I'm getting myself some revenge..........."