The WORST Party Ever
What the hay happened
Load Full StoryNext ChapterIt was 10:00 P.M. in Ponyville, and Lyra and Bon-Bon were heading towards the barn in sweet apple acres.
"I can't believe we're an hour late," said Lyra, "All because you had to go on that secret mission Bon-Bon. Or should I say Sweetie Drops."
"One, don't say my codename in public," Bon-Bon stated, "And Two, that mission depended on the fate of Equestria. Besides, you could've gone without me."
"I wouldn't dream of it," Lyra reassured her friend, "You're my best friend, I wouldn't do anything without you."
That comment made Bon-Bon feel a little better.
"Even though you're late to everything nowadays," Lyra said, making Bon-Bon angry again.
"Look we can talk about this later," Bon-Bon told Lyra, "Right now lets just smile and act as though nothing is wrong. Alright?"
"Fine," Lyra answered reluctantly. The two friends finally made it to the barn house, which was where the party was being held. On the outside, everything looked fine. But when they got inside, it looked like a tornado went through the place. There was a broken table table, shards of glass and scorch marks on the floor, a pony shaped hole in the roof, and there was a broken Cello and broken Amplifiers on what looked like some sort of stage. The ponies in the barn didn't look good themselves either.
The Cutie Mark Crusaders were covered with brown stuff, Big Macintosh and Miss Cheerilee were arguing in the corner of the barn, Rainbow Dash was wide eyed and bouncing all over the place, Fluttershy was standing on her hind legs with her fore legs opened wide and had a green pony with red dreadlocks hugging her, Princess Twilight was asleep on a bale of hay, snoring into a party horn, Spike was sitting on top of a barrel that, for some reason, was snoring also, Rarity was holding Pinkie Pie and stroking her now deflated mane, and Applejack was sitting in the middle of the barn with a tired look on her face.
"Oh hey girls look it's Lyra and Bon-Bon," Rainbow Dash said quickly, as she bounced up and down"Hi Lyra and Bon-Bon Hey why are you two so late Usually ponies are like casually late but you two are really really really really really really really late Also why is it so hot in here?"
Lyra and Bon-Bon were dumbfounded. Usually Rainbow Dash isn't so...exited.
"What...What happened here?" Bon-Bon asked.
"Oh that's a funny story," said Rainbow Dash, "Pinkie Pie thrown this party for Granny Smith and made me this punch that makes ponies talk super slow and I can taste the clouds AND WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE!?"
"Why don't ya let me tell the story here Rainbow," Applejack said as she got up.
"Oki doki Loki," Rainbow said bouncing up and down, "Hey I now know why Pinkie says that so much It's super fun say Go ahead and say it Say it say it say it say it say it say it."
"Maybe later," Applejack told Rainbow Dash, "Anyway, Ah guess ya can that this whole thing started yesterday. Ah was bucking apples when Pinkie showed up and asked me what's new. So Ah told her Granny's birthday was coming up, thinkin' she might wanna throw her a party."
"She's turning how old!?" Pinkie Pie exclaimed. It was yesterday mourning and the two ponies were standing in the grove of apple trees.
"One hundred and ten," Applejack answered, while bucking another tree.
"Applejack, do you know what this means for Granny Smith?" Pinkie asked with a crazy look in her eyes.
"It means she's practically gonna out live us all," A.J. responded, now starting to regret her decision of telling Pinkie.
"The exact opposite," Pinkie told her, "If she's turning one hundred and ten years old, then that means she has a very very very VERY low chance of living long enough for her one hundred and eleventh birthday, which also means that this might be the very last birthday party she'll ever get to celebrate, EVER!"
"So does that mean y'all are gonna plan her party?" Applejack asked.
"You bet I will," Pinkie said with a smile, "She's technically my granny too, and seeing as how she was there when Ponyville was born, I'm going to invite every pony in Ponyville to celebrate her big one-ten."
"That's a lot of ponies," A.J. commented, "Are ya sure ya can handle it?"
"You bet I can," Pinkie reassured her friend, "In fact, I Pinkie Promise that this will be the best party EVER!"
"And it ended up being the worst party ever!" the present Pinkie wailed, crying onto Rarities shoulder.
"There there dear," Rarity said, comforting her friend, "Let it all out."
"Like, I don't know what you're talking about," said the pony hugging Fluttershy, "This party was radical, right Fluttershy."
"I'm a tree," Fluttershy responded.
"Fluttershy is right At least I think she's right," Rainbow said, "This party was awesome Even though I wasn't there it had to be cool And now that I'm here it's twenty percent cooler right Fluttershy?"
"I'm a tree," Fluttershy responded.
"Yall are not a dang tree!" Applejack yelled, "So stop sayin' that over and over again!"
"What are you doing?" Bon-Bon asked Lyra, whom was levitating two bales of hay.
"Getting us something to sit on," she answered, "Because I got a feeling that this is going to be a long story."
Author's Note
Four Things.
1.Rainbow Dash is sort of a reference to something. Can you guess what it is.
2.Fluttershy's current situation was loosely based off of this comic
3.One purpose of this story is to show how the background ponies can be more than background ponies
4.All of my other stories will be put on pause until this one is done
