Goodnight, Little Sister

Did I ever tell y'all 'bout the time my little sister saved my life?

It was a regular day, 'bout three o'clock in the mornin', before the rooster even crowed. Big Mac had just installed a brand, spankin' new fan in mah room to keep me cool on account our air conditionin' wasn't workin'. The night was peaceful an' quiet. I couldn't have asked fer a more wonderful night of sleep.