Guns Ablazin' WWII

by DerpMuffinNews

Rating: mature
Tags: Lyra, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Alternate Universe, Other, Original Character, Bon-Bon, Tragedy, Adventure, Derpy Hooves, Human
Length: 1567

If you were in the situation of These ponies what would you do? Ask yourself would you run fly or teleport away or team up with the strange creatures and fight?

When a terrible storm comes around Equestria and some strange power energy sucks Derpy,The Doctor, and the other BG ponies to Earth during one of the bloodiest wars in Human History what would they do? Don't look at me I'm just the writer if you want to find out read it yourself. WARNING:Contains medium gore also has foal characters that might get hurt so those who don't like gore please don't read.

Published 2015-06-17 16:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-17 16:40:02 UTC

Chapter-1 What is this place!?

It was a usual time in Ponyville the birds were singing The Doctor was working on his Tardis,Derpy was delivering the daily mail,Carrot Top was selling her finest carrots,Berry Punch was drinking and dozing off in the benches,Lyra and Bon Bon were sitting on their usual bench,Vynil Scratch was playing her latest mix in her roommates apartment also known as Octavia Melody,and I was just trotting down the road to the market where a orange mare named AppleJack was selling some fresh apples.

"Hello there AppleJack how are you doing today?" I said in a freindly tone.

"I'm fine Gameblitz thank ya' for asking" she responded back. "Although business is kinda slow today" she said with a sigh as her ears drooped down. "But I have ma' favorite customer to lend me a hoof here!"

"Well of course there's no way I wouldn't come everyday to lend you a hoof with all the apple selling!" I said with a smile. "Plus how could I say no to a beautiful mare like you?" I said quite seductive like.

She blushed a little and said "Aw' shucks yer' making me blush Gameblitz stop!" Her face turning even redder. She then said with a bit of nervous in her voice "hey I don't suppose your free this Thursday are ya'?"

I stared back with a blank face and said "Well I'm not doing anything with Lightshade this Thursday so yeh it's a date then." When I said "date" she blushed a little more I'll admit I did quiet have a thing for AppleJack but I never thought she would ask me out and she is honest so I can't say she's lying I mean she's tried like that time she invited me to play poker with her and her brother Big Macintosh and her cousin Braeburn. I chuckled a bit that night was a good one Applejack couldn't lie at all she would call bluff but she always lost and I have to say she lost a good bit of bits on the tenth pot but then again "you lose some you win some don't ya'?".

"Ok" she said "It's a date see you on Thursday than." She said as packed my saddlebags full of apples and paid her some bits. She counted them and slid the change over to me. I grabbed the change with my magic and put it my money pocket on the side of my saddlebag.

I then turned around and waved her goodbye and said "See you later AJ!" as I continued trotting back to my house.
***

As I was walking back I noticed the weather started to change from a sunny bright to a cloudy grey. "Hmm" I said "Must be a storm coming in." I then speeded up my pace as if afraid I might get drenched from the rain that I knew soon would come.
***

I levitated my keys out of my saddlebag pocket and inserted the house key in the keyhole and turned the the key to unlock the door. As soon as the door was unlocked I then proceeded to open it and trot inside. I looked around and saw that my best friend/roommate was sleeping on the couch with a comic book on his face. I then walked over to the kitchen and put my saddlebags on the counter and went back into the living room. I walked over to Lighshade and then shook him slightly to wake him up. All I got in response was an irritated grunt and the words "Oh yes Rainbow Dash I would love to watch the Wonderbolts show next week with you... Uuggghh" he said as he fell back into the land on Luna's kingdom of dreams. He looked so peaceful I would almost feel bad about doing the next thing I did.

I put my mouth close to his ear and yelled "HEY WAKE THE FUCK UP LIGHTSHADE!!!!" The millisecond I yelled in his ear his eyes shot open and his pupils were small and his mane and tail stood up.

"AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!" he yelled as he woke up. I burst out laughing and collapsed on the ground. "That wasn't funny ASSHOLE!!!"

"You should've seen your face man,priceless!!" I said in mid laugh.

"Fuck you!" he said as he got off the couch and onto his hooves. "You almost gave me a heart attack" he said while he hyperventilated.

"Hey I couldn't help it you looked so peaceful and sweet and inno-" I said before I was interrupted.

"Yeah well you ruined a good dream too asshole!" he exclaimed at me.

"Oh did this dream happen to be about you seeing the Wonderbolts show with Rainbow Dash eh?" I said quiet surprising the stallion in front of me.

His pupils turned small again and he then said "How did you know!?" he exclaimed at me.

"Easy..." I said "...you talk in your sleep" I said as a matter o' factly.

"Ugh" he said. "I hate you so much right now Gameblitz" he said rather mad.

"Hey it's not my fault you talk in your sleep about your marefriend" I said holding my hands up in defense.

"Hey she's not my marefriend!" He said again rather mad. "At least not yet..." He mumbled.
***
After the comedic scene the writer then proceeded to write the next scenes of which the story really begins.
***
I woke up to rain hitting the window panes really hard. "Man must be some storm out there" I said with a worried expression. I've seen some strong storms but not as hard as this one. I got up and turned around only to find my friends in sleeping bags on the floor next to the coffe table. "Uh wtf?" I whispered to myself. I looked around trying to find Lightshade I checked his room,my room,the guest room,even the kitchen. "Where in the blue hell is he?" I then heard a snore coming from the bathroom and trotted over. I opened the door to find him sleeping in the tub with a rubber ducks on his head. "Ugh typical Lightshade" I whispered trying not to wake him up. As I was leaving I spotted a sticky note on his forehead. I grabbed the note and it read "Dear Gameblitz you fell asleep after that cider chugging challenge with The Doctor and the storm started coming down really hard so everypony couldn't go home so I told them they could crash here your best friend Lightshade P.S.: Your really good at cider chugging."

I then decided that I should take him to his room he might accidentally drown himself in the tub trust me you don't want to find out. I levitated him with my magic and let me tell you he is HEAVIER than he looks I mean he is in shape but he weighs like a million pounds even for a Pegasus. "Dammit dude what have you been eating?" I said as I carried him over to his room.
***
I carefully placed my best friend on his bed and then trotted out his room and quietly closed the door. I then trotted over to my room and closed my door and climbed into my bed. I then decided I would need much rest so I set my alarm clock to 11:30. "Aaaahhh" I yawned and then got comfy and closed my eyes and went to sleep.
***
"Hey Gameblitz dude wake up!" I heard Lightshade say. "Come on dude wake up we're in the middle of the Everfree Forest."

I had enough of this bullshit but then again he doesn't lie too much. "Ugh dude what the buck are you talking abo-" is all I got to say as I woke up and saw that everypony else was talking about something I couldn't hear. "Uh why is everypony else here too?"

"Dunno dude all I know is I woke up to getting really cold and I got up and found everypony else here and then woke them up." He said.

"Alright but where is the storm it couldn't have just vanished" I said.

"Hey I don't know probably the Pegasus moved the clouds or sumthin"

"No way they could move a huge storm like that besides there are still clouds in the sky!" I said pointing a hoof at the sky.

"Hmm then we're are we?"

"Dunno dude" I said "but yeah who came along on our 'field trip' with us?"

"Well only Derpy,The Doctor,their little filly Dinky,Lyra,Bon Bon,Berry Punch and Carrot Top are the only ones here" he said pointing at them.

"Well then we best be moving those clouds look like their goons pour down anytime soon and we don't wanna get caught in the rain do we?" Everyone nodded in agreement but as we started to trot we heard some one say.

"Hey!!!"

TO BE CONTINUED....

Author's Note

Uh well this is my first fic so if any errors or any comments or concerns please send me a PM or just leave a review it a my first story so criticism is accepted. Also I wanted to point out that the in the tags it doesn't say comedy but the first scene had comedy you because I didn't want to start the story all like "dramatic" but still leave a like if you enjoyed THX!!!:twilightsmile: