The Story where Rainbow Dash tells her friends off and curses a lot

by Rarity Is Mah Favorite

Pinkie Pie

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Grinning with two ponies off her shit list, Rainbow went to Sugarcube Corner to get Pinkie off her shit list.

"YOU PINK POOFY HAIRED ASSHOLE BETTER GET OUT HERE!" Dash yelled. Pinkie was surprised at Dashie's outburst.

"What Dashie?"

"YOU LYING ASS CUNT! HOW THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT TO GET AWAY WITH TRICKING PONYVILLE?! 'Oh, the ponies here are TOO FUCKING RETARDED, and won't care about THE IMPORTANCE THAT MARE DO WELL HAS A HORN AND WINGS! She'll be a FUCKING ALICORN PRINCESS, and no pony won't question it!' YOU'RE DAMN WELL WRONG, PINKIE PIE! HOW FUCKED UP ARE YOU?! CAN'T SMOOTH DETAILS OUT!"

Pinkie felt tears welling up in her eyes. Rainbow Dash, her bestest friend out of her best friends was yelling at her when she was trying to help her. She had to admit, it was her job to smoothen things out with the plan, but she failed. Now Rainbow was mad at her.

"I'M GONNA FUCK SOMETHING OF YOUR'S UP, PINKIE PIE! JUST LIKE APPLEJACK AND FLUTTERSHY! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PARTY CANNON!"

Rainbow Dash returned with Pinkie's party cannon. She smashed it in front of Pinkie's eyes with a sledgehammer with 'BITCH, YOUR A LYING ASS CUNT' painted on it with red paint. Rainbow Dash left Pinkie, and the whole shop, bewildered.

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