Chapter 6... 7, wait, 8? I'll go with 6, the other chapters are just crushed dreams anyway.: Chapter Name

So the questions began! I  bet you're all giddy as fuck, and so am I. So, Celestia went over the questions she mostly knew to fill in the other ponies, who's eyes where digging into the tatters I called my soul. Luckily I have a few barriers around my soul.

"Explain to us why you are here today, Lich," Sunny said. I answered truthfully.

"I'm not TOTALLY sure, but I hope it involves the passing of a law that makes it a legal requirement to add padding to all outdoor tables and or keeping said table away from falling magi."

I don't think anyone but Clelestia and Luna got that one. It was a cheap joke anyway.

"We are here to question you about a few things, Lich" She sounded a little mad at the end there. Just a little.

"Well, it's not the first interrogation I've had, so, go on," I took my feet off the table, put my elbows on the table and rested my chin on my intertwined hands, "Ask away."

Let's skip the fluff and get right down to some quality Q n' A!

"Why are you in this world?" Celestia asked. Strait for the nuts.

"Chance"

"WHY did you leave your world." Luna asked.

"I was murdered," I gave an irritable sigh, "AGAIN!"

That got a reaction out of them. Luckily, no one could see the smirk under the shadow covering my face, along with the mask.

"M-murdered?" PPPP (Pretty Pink Pony Princess) asked.

"Hmm? OH! Yeah. Maybe not murdered. You see, I was killing this guy, yeah?" Everyone was silent, "Yeah, so, like, this guy was REALLY desperate for power, so he had power crystals implanted somewhere in his organs. When I was making love to his intestines with a sword, I think I broke one. I was caught off guard and used the excess magic in a random spell. It launched me in the space between universes. It killed me, and when I landed here, my fail safe made me a new body."

More silence. Oh boy. The Luna, Celestia and Twilight looked at me with dawning comprehension. They were just realizing that a little bit of 'excess' magic shouldn't be enough for a levitation spell, much less one that they might not even be able to cast. Breaching the universe was VERY hard. Powerful magi might be able to passively pass to another dimension, but not a universe.