Tales of Yip

Where do you live?

Oot and aboot in the finest igloo loonies can buy. Gotta keep your protection from them icy winters, eh? Keeps me safe from the rogue polar bear family in town too.

What kind of work do you do?

I used to be a hockey player, but after knocking all of my teeth oot and breaking most of my bones at least twice, I figured that the back bacon business was booming up here in the Great White North. Been selling ever since, now I’m finally richer than that moose up the road!

...All I have up here as friends are animals. Please come and keep me company, even if only for a few seconds before you die from the cold.

How did you discover MLP?

I was oot and aboot with my beaver buddies, when all of a sudden one of them started making a ton of inside jokes with the other beavers. Something aboot “20 percent cooler”, so I followed them to their damn dam--I was quite surprised to see the show playing on their Iced TV®, so I popped in and watched a couple of episodes. Might not have liked it if I had watched The Cutie Pox first, where Apple Bloom spoke French. Damn Quebeckers.

Do you have a favourite episode?

Winter Wrap Up reminds me of Canada.

Favourite character?

Snails reminds me of Canada.

How did you come up with your handle?

My two coyotes were yipping and yapping away in the night for me to give them some of my esteemed back bacon, so I just figured that this handle worked just fine. Makes sense, eh?

Have you written in other capacities?

Didn’t have time when I didn’t have this back bacon industry. Now that everything’s automated with this fancy donut pulley system provided by Tim Hortons, I can finally write this stuff.