The Story Specifically Designed To Get Notifications

by TheSorcerersApprentice

First published January 1st, 1970 00:00

On the date of June 17, 2015, Nightmare Facilities discovered the formula to becoming noticed on the Internet. What was this formula, you may ask? It was spouting random nonsense. N.F.'s CEO wrote a fic especially designed to gain notifications in light of this new formula. This is that fic.

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HIIII EVERYBODY (HI DR. NICK!)

HIIII EVERYBODY (HI DR. NICK!)
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The Story Specifically Designed To Get Notifications

HIIII EVERYBODY (HI DR. NICK!)

ONCE IN THE MAIGNCAL LINSND OF EQUESTRIA, TWILIGHT SPARKLE GOES ON A MISSION FIR SPIKEn

"SPIKE I MUST GO ON AN EPIC QUEST FOR YOUUUU!" Twilight Sparkle said, raising her hooves in the air.

"Uh, Twilight...what are you...doing?" Spike said, confused.

"IMMA GO NOW! SEES U LATER ALIGATRO!!!!" TWILIGHT SIAD AS SHE SAW MAH OC WHILE STIL TLAKING TO SPIKE FOR SOME REASON! TWILIGHT WENT LEEROY JENKINS MODE AND PUNCHED THE DOOR WITH HER HOOF! LIKE A BOUSSSSSSSSS!

"I MUST SAVR MAH FRIENDQS FROM DONALD TRUMP!"' TWILIGHT SCREAAEMED (liek supr loud).

DEN A WILD DONALD TRUMP APPEARED!!!

(DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!)

TWILIGHT SENT OUT HERSELF!

"GIV UP TWILIGHT SPARKLE BEUCS AHM RICH!" DONALD TRUMP SCREECHED!!!1!

"NVR DONALD TRUMP!" TWILIGHT SCREACHED BACK! (SICK BURN!)

DONALD TRUMP LAUGHRT AND SEN OUT BILL CLINTON!

"AH DID NOT HAVE RELATIONS WIH DAT WOMAN!" BILL CLINTON SAID!

WHAT WILL TWILIGHT DO!?

Attack

Bag

Run

Pokemon

TWILIGHT USED EQEVJTNDKFITH ROSOQJSBDJSKB EYSJDNQUSJNRWIA. DIEKWOEKS,ALQAOSLLSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

At this point, Spike realized that something was severely wrong. Twilight would never act like this or spout nonsense at her faithful dragon and two presidents of an unknown nation. Spike felt he had to break up the scene and get Twilight's sanity back, but a part of him wanted to see what happened next, so he watched the bizzare events unfold.

TIWLT WENT SUPER SAIAN AND SID "KAHME KAHME KAHME KAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH AAY! EL MARICACHI LOCO QUIERE BAILAR! AAAHHH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!§/8 idasiaka,a,"

BILL CLINTON THEN SAID WITH ALLLLLL HIS BILL CLINTON MIGHHT..."wut."

DEN BILL CLINTON EXPLODED BECAUSE HE COULDNT TAKE TWILTI APARLE'S AWESOMENESS ANYMROW! DONALD TRUMPET PLAYED HIS SAXOAPHON BECUSE HE DINT RELIZE TWILIT BEAT UP BILL CLINTON! BUT HE SAW GODZILLA COMIN UP FROM BEHIND AND HE REACHED FOR HUS GU-

It was at that point that the author questioned his existence and the fact that he went so low as to quote The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny. He then shrugged it off and continued his work.

"Hey," the author said, "this stuff will give me notifications!"

-N, WHICH HE JUST COULDNT FIND! GODZILLA SAID, "Screw you guys. I'm going home."

"NUUUUU! GUDZILLA, DON'T GOOOOO!!!" DONALD TRUMP PLEADED!

"Look, this fic is bad enough as it is. I don't want to be a part of it. I've been in a Michael Bay film for God's sake! Now if you excuse me, I need to lay waste to Tokyo..again," Godzilla firmly replied. The great Kaiju left quietly and gracefully. It reminded everyone that even in the darkest of worlds, there is a shard of light. Did it remind the author to use proper grammar? HECK NO!

"U RAN OUR OF POKEMANS DONALD TRUMP! PAY MAH SO I CAN SAVE SPIKE FROM U!" TWILIT SAID AND SAID SHE DID BECAUSE SHE SPOKE THOSE WORDS AND THE 1,000 WORD LIMIT IS NEAR, I THINK! YAY! OH NO. ITS ACTUALL HALFWAY. OOPS.

"NO TWILIT, I WILL BECOME DA PRESIDENT OF FHE UNTIRD STATES! OBAMA CAN'T SAVE YOUR FILTHY PLOT NOW! U MITE AS WELL GIVE UP SINCE IM RICH!" DONALD TRUMP REASONED USING HSI SIKC LOGIC SKILLS! GET REKT! MLG!

"NOO....UR RITE....I CANT STOP U FRON BECOMEIGN PRESIDENT BEFUESE IMM UNDERAGE TU VOTE." TWILIGHT SAID.

THEN RAINBWO DAHS CAME AND SAID "Twilight, are you okay? You're looking a little...weird today."

"MAH NAME IS APOLLO JUSTICE AND IM FINE!!!!" TWILIGHT REPLIED.

"Oookaayy..." Rainbow Dash said as she backed away slowly.

"NOWWW DONALD TRUMP! LET ME INTRODUDE YOU TO MAH SWEEDISH FRIEND, DONALD DUCK!!!"

DONALD DUCK CAME AND IMMIDIATELY RECOGNIZED HIS TWIN BROTHER!!!!!!! DONALD DUCK HUGGED HIS NEWFOUND BROTHER, DONALD TRUMP AND SAID, "NOW BROTHER, YOU ARE FINALLY HOME! WAAAHHH!"

DONALD TRUMP REPLIED, "OK DEN."

DONALD TRUMP AND DONALD DUCK WALKED INTOT DA SUNSET AND HEADED FRO DIDNEY WORL WHERW DPNALD TRUMP WOULD LIVE THE REDT OF HIS LIFE.

TWILIGHT WAS HAPPY FOR DONALD TRUMP AND DONALD DUCK BECUSE THEY WERE HAPILY REUNITED. BUT THAT DONALD TRUMP STILL OWED TWILTEI MONEY. TWILIGHT THEN CALLED OUT, "CAN I HAVE MONEY, DONALD TRUMP?"

NUT DPNALD TUMBLR COULDNT HEAR TWILIGHT KVER DONALD DUCK.

TWILIT WAS SAD BECAUSE SHE COULDNT HAVE MORNEY FOR SPIEKN WHEN SUDDENLY GOKU CAME DOWN FROM THE CLOUDS. BUT THEN HE WAS KNOCKED OUT OF THE SKY BY KLAVIER GAVIN WITH AN INVISIBLE ELECTRIC GUITAR!!!!1!

"ACHTUNG BABY!" KLAVIER SAID.

"wtf?" SAID TWILIGHT

"HERES SOME MONEY, HERR UNICORN!" KLAVIER SIAD AS HE GAME TWITIE MONEY!!!!

"THANKS KLAVIER GAVIN!!" TWITE SAID AS SHE DID THE MACARENA BACKWARDS WHILE PLAYING MARIO KART DS (Which is actually pretty good. I had a lot of fun playing it.)

"PICKLE!!!!" KLAVIER GAVIN SAID AS HE WENT BACK TO HUS HEAVENLY KINGDOM!

"AGAIN, WTF?" TWILIGHT SAID.

TWILIGHT BLACKED OUT BECAUSE ROGER RABBIT BONKED HER ON THE HEAD.

...

BUT THEN SHE WOKE UP CAUSE THE PLOT TOLD HER TO!

"AH JJUSR HACE TO GIVE THIS MONEH TO SPIKE BECAUSE WEVE GOT TO HAVE....MONEYYYYYYY!!" TWILIT SAID. SHE THEN RUSHED TO HER CASTRSL LIKE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WITH A GUN WHILE SINGING " I AM ALL I AM ALL I AMMMMM!" SPIKE WENT HOMES BECAUSE HE COULDNT RLLY TSKE THE WEIRDNESS ANYMORE. FRIGGIN CASUAL. TWILT HANDED HIM THE MPNEY.

"SPIKEn!" TWILIGHT YELLED!

"Uh...what is it, Twilight?" Spike said.

"AH FOUDN MONEU!" TWILUGHT SAID!

"...good for you..." Spike said, nervously.

"IMMA GO TO MOUNT RUSHMKRE TO BLOW IT THE HECK UP!" TWILGHT SAID BECAUE EVERYBODYS SUOER SONIC RACING AND LIVE AND LEARN AND OPEN YOUR HEART TO SURGURY!

THE END!

I'm so sorry.