My little Shrek

by animegirl

Rating: everyone
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Romance
Length: 1094

Discord goes to save Princess Twilight so he can rid of visitors in his house. But the princess isn't what she seems.

Discord who is mean and selfish draconequus. He likes to be all alone and scare everypony. But one day all creatures like: Griffins, breezies and others were send to Discord's house by King Sombra. So Discord goes talk with Sombra, but he promise that all creatures will not bother Discord again. But only by one condition. Discord has to save princess named Twilight Sparkle and bring her to Sombra. So Discord and breezie named Pinkie pie goes to see Twilight, but the prncess isn't what she seems.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-09-18 20:38:52 UTC

Draconequus and princess

In Everfree forest lives a creature who is draconequus and his name is Discord. Discord is cruel, likes making chaos and being all alone. Discord is only draconequus in Equestria, and he doesn't have any friends. One day Discord was reading a book, though he really doesn't read books. Because Discord thinks that books are boring, and he hates being bored.

"Once upon a time a beautiful Alicorn princess, who lives with her parents. However, the princess was cursed, and she was locked in the tower in far away. Princess is in a castle which is guarded by dragon. Many stallions tried to safe the princess, but none of them could't safe the princess. So princess who is still waiting her savior who she can share with true loves kiss" Discord read.

Discord threw the book into air and used his powers to destroy the book. Discord did't care about Alicorn's or anypony. Even ponies in Ponyville did't liked Discord, though they were more scared of Discord. Then Doctor Whooves, Bigmac and Thunderlane decided that they will try to get rid of Discord. So all three of them started a walk to Everfree forest where Discord lives. However, Doctor Whooves, Bigmac and Thunderlane did't knew that Discord heard them coming, and he was following them. Finally, Doctor, Bigmac and Thunderlane were standing close by Discord's house while planing that how they will attack.

"Let's get that freak!" Thunderlane said angrily.

Before Thunderlane went anywhere he was stopped by Doctor.

"Wait Thunderlane, Discord is dangerous. I'm heard somepony that he eat's meet" Doctor said.

"Actually, that's Chimera. Draconequus's are far worst then Chimera" Discord said, while he was standing behind of Doctor, Bigmac and Thunderlane. Doctor, Bigmac and Thunderlane all turned and there was Discord staring at them angrily.

"Draconequus's use chaos magic, what can turn ponies to animals and torture them" Discord said.

But then Doctor, Bicmac and Thunderlane stomped their hooves to the ground.

"Back of you freak!" Thunderlane said.

Discord snapped his fingers, and a cloud appeared. That cloud started strike lightings at Doctor, Bicmac and Thunderlane. All three of them ran away from Everfree forest.

"And stay out!" Discord yelled.

Then in the ground Discord noticed notice paper what read:

"All mystical creatures wanted" Discord read.

Then came next day, in Ponyville, all guards who served King Sombra, were capturing mystic creatures. One of the guards was trying to capture a breezie who names is Pinkie Pie. However, it is hard to capture something so small, so three guards ran after Pinkie while she flew as fast she can. Pinkie was focused on flying that she did't noticed that she bumped into Discord. Pinkie starred at Discord afraid and flew behind him. Then those three guards walked where Discord and Pinkie were.

"You there, draconequus. By order of King Sombra, all mystical creatures should be arrested" one of the guards said.

"You and what army?" Discord asked.

The guard who spoke noticed that he was alone, then he ran away as well. After when that guard ran off, Discord started walk back to his home, but Pinkie was following him.

"We should be a team, then nopony won't bother us. I'm called Pinkie Pie, by the way" Pinkie said happily.

"Look I don't want company, besides don't you know what am I?" Discord asked.

Pinkie looked Discord from his mismatched feet to his face. I thought it takes while because Pinkie is breezie and Discord is very tall.

"Umm weird looking dragon I guess" Pinkie said.

"No, I'm big and scary draconequus. Furthermore, I want to be alone" Discord said.

"Ohh draconequus, what's your name?" Pinkie asked.

Discord was very confused. This breezie is first creature who doesn't fear him.

"It's Discord" Discord said.

Discord continued his walking until he was standing front of his home. Pinkie still followed Discord to his home and there around Discord's house was sings what read: "Stay out!"

"You don't get visitors don't you" Pinkie said.

"Because I like being alone, so you can go back to your home" Discord said.

"Please let me stay, or those evil guards do something bad to me" Pinkie said.

"Fine you can stay, but you sleep outside" Discord said.

Later came a night and Discord were eating alone like every day, until he started to hear some noises in his house. Then Discord noticed that inside his house was flying more breezies. When Discord went outside, there were a lot of mystical creatures.

"Don't look at me, I did't invited them" Pinkie said.

"Who sent you all in here?" Discord asked angrily.

"We're sent by King Sombra, scene he hates mystical creatures" Iron Will said.

"Does anyone know where this King Sombra lives?" Discord asked.

I know. I know where he lives" Pinkie said exited.

Discord really did't had a choice scene every mystical creature was afraid of King Sombra because his is a unicorn which uses black magic. So Discord and Pinkie both went to Ponyville to meet King Sombra. When Discord and Pinkie arrived to Sombra's castle, there was festival going on and everypony was there.

"All ponies these guards gonna save princess Twilight and being her to me. Even though they can't defeat the dragon, but these guards will fight to their last breath. That one who saves the princess will be this town hero" King Sombra said.

After King Sombra's speech, Discord walked past all guards and went to stand front of King Sombra.

"What in the world?" Sombra asked.

Discord only starred at King Sombra angrily while Pinkie was sitting in Discord's shoulder.

"All guards, that one who beat's this freak will be Ponyville's hero" King Sombra said.

All guards took their weapons and ready for attack. Luckily Discord user his chaos magic and defeated all guards. When Discord was defeated the guards, Sombra has new idea.

"All ponies, we have our champion!" King Sombra said.

Everypony cheered, thought Discord and Pinkie were very confused by this.

"You draconequus. You can go mission and can get price in return" King Sombra said.

"Look Sombra, I want only my house back and get rid of all magic creatures what you send" Discord said.

"Alright then, I promise that I'll get a house back without magic creatures. However, after you go for mission and come back" King Sombra said.

So Discord and Pinkie went their mission, and their mission was safe princess Twilight. The trip was long but finally Discord and Pinkie had arrived to abandoned castle where princess Twilight was.