School of Knock Hards

"Come on, dude. It's not that bad." Vinyl said, trying to be reassuring as she patted Spikes back. Once it had been learned that he meant it as an attempt at a corny joke, the atmosphere managed to shift to a more humorous tone...at least for the two mares.

"In a few days we're bound to look back on this and laugh our asses off."

Spike just groaned, his face still buried in his hands.

"What Vinyl said." Octavia said, "You didn't know what it meant here; and it was in jest initially."

"Ugh...."

"Look at it this way. At least it wasn't a yak you said it to." Vinyl added, offering a slightly weak smile, "The grouch'd probably assume you were gonna try and make a pet out of them."

"Not. Helping. Vinyl..." He muttered, "Already lost count of the times I've either blabbed or done something I probably should have gotten in trouble for if it wasn't for sheer bloody luck...and it's not even nighttime yet."

Octavia answered with a slightly frustrated noise before turning to face him. "Spike."

"Wh-" Before he could finish, his vision was suddenly filled with her chest as she lifted her shirt and grabbed the sides of his head. The next two-thirds of a second found his face and her now bare breasts getting acquainted.

"Whoa! Tav...lil extreme, don't ya think?" Vinyl stared, noting Octavia slipping both hands behind his head to pin him there.

"Seemed the most effective way to snap him out of it. Besides," She grinned, "This is kind of fun. Comfy too."

Her boobs smell like smores. He commented mentally, a small line of crimson trickling from his nose.

Vinyl's eyes widened at the sight of her friend wedging their male roommate's face in her chest. It was then she noticed something and she gaze lowered slightly. "Um, I think he likes the idea." She finished with what sounded like a rather perverted giggled, her own cheeks bright red. It was at this moment that Vinyl Scratch got an idea.

A wonderful, naughty, nipple-hardening idea.

"Hey, Tavi." This time, her voice had none of its usual rambunctiousness. Instead it was a more seductive, purring tone.

If his field of view hadn't currently been filled with ample female chest, he probably would have noticed how Octavia's expression seemed to indicate she was no stranger to said tone, "Yes, Vinyl?"

"Think our roomie's up for a game of 'Strip Kart?"

"Shrip whu?" He asked, his voice muffled somewhat.

"Oh?" Obvious faux-caution laced Octavia's voice, "I dunno, Vinyl. We've never had a guy play with us before."

Even he knew what that meant, "Hrm?!"

It took a minute before he was released from the mare's embrace, and a couple more before he managed to sufficiently calm down enough to keep from giggling like a fool when thinking about what had just happened. Once he did, though, one question was at the forefront, refusing to budge, "Um, heh...I hear that right?"

"Yep!" Vinyl popped the 'p' as she started the game back up, "You see, Spike, me and Tavi have been friends since we were fillies."

"And as such, we've gotten rather close over the years." Octavia added, "BFFWBs, if you will."

"'BFFWB'...?" He asked, mulling over the acronyms he was familiar with.

"Best Friends Forever, With Benefits." They responded in unison.

A slight grin appeared on his face at this. He had no problem admitting both of them were hot; hearing them confirm just how close they were was the candy decorations on that cake.

Octavia continued while a new track was started up, "We've....dabbled in numerous entertainments."

"Heh, yeah." Vinyl's grin widened, "Nude Twister, for one." She leered at the other female in the room, "Like she needs an excuse to get between my legs."

Spike almost dropped his controller hearing that, the frantic flail that followed resulted in his crashing in-game. By the time he got back on track, any chance of him catching up with them was nonexistent.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Spike." Octavia said once she stopped giggling at his response, "We forgot to explain the rules. You know Strip Poker, right?"

"I...I'm kinda familiar with it, y-yeah." He stuttered, gulping slightly,

"Well, Strip Kart is essentially the same, except Third Place and under has to take off a garment. And as I said, this will be a first for us."

"Yeah." Vinyl smirked as they both scooted up close against him "You're the first guy we've ever played this game with. Or any of our games for that matter." She started to select another track before suddenly stopping, "Almost forgot. The winners gets to pick a punishment for the loser."

"W-what kind of pu-punishments?" Spike winced a little at how uncomfortable his pants were getting.

"Oh, it varies." Vinyl said, "The most common is streaking. "

"Personally, I prefer to have you tied down for tickle torture, or making you give me a Nuru massage..." Octavia licked her lips.

"Uh...a nuawhata?" Spike asked, distracted by the tongue.

"Massage via rubbing ones naked body against another." She leaned in to his ear "Oiled naked bodies, to be exact."

His grin widened, the red trickle becoming a little more noticeable "...whoa..."

"Oh, I have a better favorite!" Vinyl lowered her glasses, "Remember that time you had to give the pizza delivery boy a lap dance? That was so hot!"

"Vinyl!" Octavia blushed. "The poor guy almost fainted when I started."

Spike blinked, "The pizza boy? Lap dance? Then you-" The imagine of them and a stripper pole suddenly popped into his head.

"Now, don't get the wrong idea, dude." Vinyl stopped him, noticing what he might be thinking, "Neither of us have ever 'been with' a man before."

"Really??" The disbelief was evident in his voice, "All that, and...?"

"We never want to be apart." Octavia answered him, "So, when we first became 'WB', we made a promise between each other that we'd never be with a man unless he could handle being shared between us, and care for us both as more than just sex."

Spike's eyes widened, "...and...now you're inviting me?" As much as the idea of meeting two girls who actually wanted to share a guy was like a dream come true for a fella like him, the whole thing was still a little surprising. This was more of less demonstrating a massive bit of trust on their part. "Why?"

"Well, it's kind of a number of things." Octavia replied, "Like how flustered we managed to get you when you got here." A smile crossed the mare's lips, "Don't think we didn't notice you trying to make sure you kept your eyes above our shoulders at first; at least till..." She trailed off, glancing at Vinyl who just looked proud of herself.

"Kinda surprised you didn't try and get a handful of cheek then."

Spike sheepishly scratched the back of his head, "Actually...I wanted to; I reeealy wanted to, I'm not gonna lie when I say you both have magnificent derrieres." He missed the two widening smiles, "But given the fact that it would've been rude, I figured you were probably dating someone, and doing that most likely would've landed me in the hospital, deciding not to was kind of easy."

"Heh, kinda figured when you got tongue-tied like you did." Vinyl said before leaning in like Octavia had done, "If ya think my ass looks good, play your cards right and you might see how good it feels."

"F-f-feels??" For a fleeting moment, 'Ode to Joy' began to play in his head. At least until he muted it with extreme prejudice

"Vinyl, cool it." Octavia spoke up, "For now, at least. Now, where were we...ah, and the fact you obviously didn't go crowing about seeing me au naturale in the bathroom. Rumors and gossip tend to travel very fast here. Something like that would've made its away across campus in less than a couple of hours."

"Why would I? I mean, the view was nice." He grinned a little at her, "Very nice. But, it was an accident."

"Well, still..." She replied, "Anyway, the last...well, frankly, it's the biggest reason: the rather guilty way you were acting after you and Fluttershy had your moment."

"I honestly don't know what came over me when that happened. When..when the high faded, I was more worried about her getting seen as 'easy' considering we'd just met and that her friends would think I was some kinda lowlife that took advantage of her."

"Ok, I think I know where the problem is." Vinyl said as she put an arm around him, "Spike, anyone tell you anything about mamonos?"

"Well, I did run into a succubus named Rarity on the way back here." He proceeded to explain about her finding out about him and Fluttershy, and what she told him about their ability to read people. "Still a little surprised at how happy she was about it."

She nodded, "Ok, so you know that, that's good. The thing is, we ponies have kinda the same thing."

"Granted, it's not quite on par with theirs," Octavia contributed, edging closer to him, "But it does help us notice details like what we've seen about you."

"Kinda impressed, to be honest." Vinyl added. "Like Rarity said, being able to get close enough to one like Fluttershy for her to jump your bone this quick's nothing to be ashamed of. Plus..." She took her glasses off, giving him a half-lidded looked that made his pulse shift gears, "Finding out kinda helped our decision."

He looked at them "Decis...ion?" Even though he'd just heard it from the both of them, it was still a little hard to believe "S-so you two really...?"

"Does this answer your question?" Octavia purred as she slipped an arm of her own around him.