Okokok...get a grip, von Jager. Spike told himself as he tried to take his eyes off the alien horse girl's ass as it bounced in almost perfect rhythm to the music, Wow, those shorts look almost painted on....Dammit, man! This is is no time for staring! He shook his head violently to get his mind off the twerking in front of him, All right, assess the situation; the bus put you not far from where Miss Luna said the main building is supposed to be. On the way, you were...well, I guess the best word is 'approached', by a rather large, and VERY female, member of another race. Its obvious she's intelligent, since she has on clothes, and she talked, and has good taste in music if the way she's working it is an indicator...and man is she working it... He trailed off briefly before almost slapping himself, Where was I? Oh yeah. He cleared his throat to get her attention, "Um.."

"Vinyl Scratch!" Another voice belted out from the direction she came from, this one sounding really annoyed. A few seconds later, a SECOND alien horse person came storming out. This one apparently female as well, with a grayish coat and slightly dark gray mane and tail. She was a bit on the slender side compared to the first, but no less tall, wearing black dress slacks, sleeveless button-up shirt with a black vest and bowtie.

Wow, she's...cute. Spike caught himself thinking before focusing back on the pair.

"I cannot believe you!" The second one said to the first in a scolding tone. "You know we're running late as it is; but yet you STILL run off at the first blast of a guitar!"

"Aw...c'mon, Tavi!" The first-or Vinyl Scratch, according to the newcomer-replied over the music, still bouncing to the tune, "This beat is KICKING! Besides, we got plenty of time to get there."

"Well I would prefer not to be late on our first day to college, thank you very much!"

College? "Oh,uh...you two going to GUE too?" Spike piped up, getting their attention...and promptly resisted the urge to gulp when both pairs of eyes-one covered by purple glasses-immediately focused on him. Their reactions, on the other hand....

"WHOA!" Vinyl Scratch half-shrieked, jumping back into the one she called 'Tavi', almost knocking them both over, "Where the buck'd you come from from!?"

"You came running at me when I had my music playing...so I should be asking where'd YOU come from?" He replied, calming down a little from the whole thing.

"Oh..heh..um..." She chuckled weakly.

"Yes, well, on behalf of my associate here, " The one Vinyl had called 'Tavi' spoke up, grabbing her by the back of her shirt, "I apologize for the somewhat unpleasant surprise. Now, if you'll excuse us, I'm afraid we need to get to reach Deans' office posthaste. We should be able to converse a bit more easily afterwards." She gave Vinyl a yank, "Come on, you! Leaving me to deal with TWO trunks!?"

"H-hey! You lug that shello everywhere you go, Octavia! That thing weighs a ton!"

"It does not! And it's pronounced 'CHello!" Spike heard Tavi...or Octavia... retorted as they returned to the section of woods they came out of. Apparently another pathway was out there somewhere.

"Uh..yeah, see...you there..." He said, though the words 'What the hell kinda college have I gotten myself into??' were plowing through his mind. His shoulders slumped as he realized the only way he was probably going to get an explanation as to just what was going on was to ask the Deans themselves.

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"What is going on here!?" Spike said to himself once he got up the nerve to continue, "I mean, those could've been costumes those two were wearing. But, they looked, and moved, waaay too real to be styrofoam and framework..." He groaned and rubbed the bridge of his nose, "And I don't know what freaks me out more; learning that beings like that exist...or the fact I'm not freaking out as much as I should be."

"Freak out about what?" A chirpy female voice asked in his ear.

"About seeing those two big..." Spike turned to reply, only to see a pair of bright blue eyes inches from his face.

And as such, he reacted in a completely natural way:

"YEEEK!!" He shrieked, jumping back.

Aaand landing on his butt a couple of feet away. Now, in his current state, he probably would have scrambled back some on the off chance it was another one of those horse beings. However, the resulting giggles quickly brought out annoyance, "DUDE!" He snapped looking up to glare at the clown who'd just scared the crap out of him, "That's not fuu--*!" His vocal cords and brain ground to a screeching halt when he saw the voice and eyes' owner.

His eyes slowly trailed up long, lightly tanned and shapely legs; the bright pink miniskirt, decorated in candies and balloons, stopping midway up on a pair of luscious-looking thighs; a short-sleeved belly shirt, the same shade of pink, exposing a surprisingly adorable bellybutton as well as housing an impressive bust, rivaling what he managed to see of Luna's, as far as he was concerned.

Reaching her face, he felt his own heating up a little; those two blue eyes were still focused on him, but they were mounted in a VERY cute, dimpled face with a pair of slightly thin, but still kissable-looking bubblegum pink lips in a wide smile, framed by a floofly head of...pink hair? Well, his was naturally green and Luna's was blue, so he wasn't one to talk about somewhat exotic hair colors.

Plus she was human, or...at leased she LOOKED it.

"Hi!" She piped out, bouncing on her heels (and causing something else to bounce with her), "Are you going to GUE too?"

"Huh..? Oh, y-yeah...." He replied, a little absentmindedly as he tried to crawl back to his feet, "Ah...I-I'm Spike. S-Spike von Jager."

"Hi, Spikey!" Spike was a little surprised at the sudden nickname, but the girl's perky boo...personality! Her perky personality made it hard to object, "Name's Pinkamena Diane Pie, but everyone calls me Pinkie!"

"Uh, h-hi, Pinkie."

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"'Tia! I'm back!" Luna called out as she entered the office, plopping down in a chair.

"So I heard." Celestia quipped, "How'd the trip go?"

"Not too bad. He fell asleep a few hours into the trip, so I was able to do the transport without freaking him out. We'll still have to explain things though."

"Have to do that with all of them." She stretched, "I take it Mr von Jager isn't going to be too much trouble?."

Luna simply grinned, "Well, considering how he said my ass looks magnificent in this skirt, I'd say things are going to be just fine."

"That's good to hear." Celestia reached for her coffee cup, "Wait, what?? YOUR ass!?"

Author's Note

For those wondering. I'm basing the Mane 6's human bodies off of ScorpDK's work.