Discord Trolls The Multiverse

by SevenWays 56

Rating: teen
Tags: Crossover, Random, Discord, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other
Length: 946

After Trolling Humanity, Discords goes off to troll the multiverse.

Discord continues his trolling across the multiverse. How many worlds are effected by this unstoppable force of chaos? Ask his victims, or better yet read this story!

Warning: Don't take this story seriously!

Published 2015-06-21 00:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-21 00:40:01 UTC

The Multiverse Has been Trolled!

"I love you Bella." Cue a exploded house. In a tank Discord looked on the screen with a smile.

"Fake Vampires must Die!" He said as he turned the tank into a bomb laying waste to everything and everyone on Twilight Earth.

"Oh yeah I am back readers." Discord said looking at you right though the forth wall. "Time to Troll the Multiverse! Hey Author lets get on with this I don't have all day!" With that Discord went though a portal leading him though the multiverse.

Discord appeared looking as machines fired on poor humans with lasers going everywhere. Discord took a moment to smile at the chaos. "Oh well I really want to leave but..." With a snap of his talons everything beyond stone age technology was gone also the sun was now blue and soon to cook the planet alive.

"Yeah Humanity won, cya!" He said giving the leader a bomb before disappearing as the blast active.

Appearing he saw what looked like a barrier moving out as ponies attacked humans with strange positions turning them into ponies. "Oh my god really a TCB reality?" Discord moved to the barrier with a tap the magic became air leaving Equestria to get attacked and overpowered like it should have.

In a flash he appeared over a planet as huge spaceship in the form of churches were about to destroy a planet. With sunglasses on he opened wormholes causing the weapons to attack... there capital. "Oh well looks like Terra been destroyed oh well." Discord said with a shrug as he was gone to another universe while thing one soon became chaotic hellhole.

Appearing he saw a beaten up soldier being forced to choose between choices offered by a A.I. "Mass effect 3 ending? Oh hell no!" With that he calmly walked up and erased the A.I. from existence. The reapers all killed over as Discord also erased there A.I. from existence.

Godzilla was once again attacking Tokyo. As the king of the monsters moved though the city he started getting smaller, and smaller and smaller. He was then the size of a bug. With a step he went splat as a hoof step on him and the whole City. Discord was seen taking a bit out of the planet. "I am the King of Monsters now!" He said with a laugh as he finished his meal by swallowing the King of Terror.

"I've probably either made several people happy and hundreds others pissed." Discord said as he flew around tossing bombs at the Mario brother and another at Sonic. "Oh but who cares."

Discord looked at the school in front of him and the human versions of everything from his universe. "Yeah no." With that asteroids fell on the planet, then the moon and finally the sun and it was all consumed in a black hole. "It never happened!" Discord said turning to the Forth Wall. "You happy?"

Discord got a wrecking ball. "No time must go into overtime time to wreck my way though the Multiverse!" With that Discord went with the wrecking ball is the Lego universe was soon torn apart by the ball, then came mega blocks, and finally with the chain broken he tossed the ball right though another plastic Lego knock off universe.

In a magical land of ponies, the herd ran about only for Discord to appear holding a hunting Rifle. "Hey generation one!" Discord ready his rifle. "Silver Quill what's his liquor back!" With that Discord went to town shooting the ponies from the first generation of my little pony.

"That's no moon that's a space station." A old wise man said to the starship point.

"Actually its a floating butt." Luke said getting a better look. Within said giant butt station a dark figure had only one thing to say.

"What. The. FUCK!" Discord was dancing with the stormtroopers.

"Dance my minions dance!" Discord said as he soon laughed.

"Respect my Authority!" Discord said as he cashed after four boys from a town called south park. He cut off the hooded kid.

"Oh my god he killed Kenny!"

"You.... ahhh!" The two kids both soon become an unholy mix of monsters.

Inside a pocket dimension several powerful beings saw the ever growing Chaos.

"That stupid Chaos Spirit! We most stupid him before his trolling ascends into another dimension of trolling!" One of the members said.

"Well then Q what do you think we should do?"

Before anyone else could answer or another word could be said the pocket Dimension wall was torn apart as Discord looked at them all. "You can't stop me! I am a trolling master!" Discord screamed at the top of his lungs. The aura of trolling was strong in him.

"Stop him is trolling levels are off the charts!" one of the members screamed however Discords eyes soon become pure white as the light around him floated up. In every universes skies the stars aligned in a way that a troll face was seen.

Back on Equestria the ponies looked up as the troll face was seen. Luna looked at her sister. "Tia it's as we feared Discord is now one with everything."

Celestia looked up into the sky she then hit herself in the face with her hoof. "I can't believe I let this happen."

Discord looked at his defeated foes. With a snap Discord went into a dance party. "Its my birthday, it's a birthday." Discord said as he keep dancing over the broken bodies of his foes.

Discord stopped and put on his sunglasses with a smile he was gone in a flash.