In Which Two Royal Guards Are Made To Feel Distinctly Uncomfortable
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In Which Two Royal Guards Are Made To Feel Distinctly Uncomfortable
It had been a long day... a very long day. And that meant Celestia was tired... very tired. But she wasn't so tired that she wouldn't need taking care of... in fact, she needed quite a lot of pampering tonight.
The celestial changing of the guard went smoothly, the sun and moon rising and falling without the slightest glitch or bump... much improved over the early days when she was still getting used to the idea of handing the sky off to her sister.
She strode down the long white hall with her usual calm demeanor, but inside her mind was spinning fast, spinning tidy little fantasies about what would soon happen.
There were – as usual – two guards posted at her chamber's door. She didn't recognize either of them. Perfect; she loved fresh meat.
They stared stoically ahead, not even turning their eyes as she stepped between them and opened the door. She paused in the doorway, though, lingering unusually long with only her front hooves inside.
The guards still hadn't broken their bearing. Well trained, those. Still, it was only a matter of time before they would crack. They must be curious to know why she wasn't going in. Soon they would turn to look and...
Her tail was rising, she noticed. All the better – why not give them a view worth looking at? She raised it all the way, flicking it up over her back and brazenly exposing herself.
The flick of her tail was enough to draw both guards' eyes... and once they turned, they didn't turn back. They stared at her flank, mesmerized.
Celestia smirked. She was beautiful – she was the standard by which all other mares' beauty was judged. So she stood there, slowly shifting her weight between her back legs, letting her long shapely legs stretch a little, showing the new guards what her pert little pussy lips looked like when they were in motion.
A sideways glance each way confirmed it: both stallions had begun to bulge. Their armor didn't cover their most sensitive spots. Supposedly that was for aesthetics and ease of use. Nopony would believe it was that way for the sake of giving Celestia a good view. The pegasus on her right was already drooping low, at least half of his length hanging free and dangling below his belly, while the one on the left was only barely protruding out of his sheath, just a little nub poking out... but as she watched, it expanded and dropped a little more.
She felt the heat under her tail, and after a moment, she felt a little trickle running down one thigh.
The guards must have noticed, too, because they both began expanding even faster.
That would do it for teasing them, surely. She had greater things in mind. “Tench-hut!” she shouted.
Both guards snapped back straight, staring dead ahead, muscles stiff as a board... but their quick return to discipline couldn't hide the two cocks dangling in front of the Royal Suite.
“Dis-graceful,” she teased.
She thought she saw one of them gulp, but it was hard to tell. The two of them were putting every ounce of their will into staying totally motionless.
“I will have your names for this.”
The other one did gulp. “Ardent Wing, your Highness.”
“Silver Spur, your Highness.”
She nodded. Lovely names, for all they were unimaginative. “I have a task for you. Follow me inside.”
As soon as they were all inside, she used her magic to slam the door shut. She was almost sure they flinched. After pausing again to let them admire her feminine charms for a moment, she turned and smiled warmly, disarmingly.
They remained stone-faced.
That was the downside of fresh meat, of course... getting past the discipline and inhibitions. Thankfully, the payoff would be worth it. Apparently, neither Luna nor Cadance had gotten to these two first, or they would know what was about to happen.
“Due to your inability to hold military bearing and discipline while stationed a the most important of posts...” She gave a moment for the delicious brutality of her words sink in. “... you two will now service me.”
Their eyes went wide. “S-service?” Ardent asked.
She grinned. She always loved this part... loved to see the expressions on their faces when she said it. “'Fuck', as they call it in the colloquial.”
Their jaws dropped... as did their cocks.
Spur glanced at his companion, then went back to staring at Celestia. “We await your command, Princess.”
“What?” Ardent whirled around to stare at his companion. “We can't do this! It's against all the regulations and procedures to—”
“The regulations state,” Celestia reminded him, “that the royal guards are sworn to serve the crown in every way necessary.”
That shut the two of them up. They stared back at her again.
“And right now, the crown needs to be served with a three-way kiss.” She stepped up to them, stopping just in front, right between the two of them.
They kept staring at her, but they didn't move.
“A little closer now. I won't bite... probably.”
Still, they were paralyzed, so she lowered her head, sticking it in between the two of them.
Hesitantly, Ardent moved forward a little, prompting the other to follow... and little by little, they finally brought their faces to within touching distance of hers... but they stopped just before making contact.
Close enough. Celestia went for Ardent first, rewarding him for his bravery. Her lips met his in a silky soft brush that quickly devolved into something much deeper, much more primal. His tongue brushed her lips. Now that was bravery, and it wouldn't go unrewarded either. She let him inside, let him feel her own smooth royal tongue flow over his before pulling away.
After seeing that, Spur had lost all hesitation. He jumped in even more vigorously, and she returned his passions in kind.
“Lovely,” she said after breaking contact with Silver Spur. “But I still haven't had my three-way kiss.”
They glanced at each other. “How do we...?”
“You may begin by each licking one cheek.”
She closed her eyes and released a purr of satisfaction as she felt their obedient tongues comply. In perfect, well-trained unison, they each slid a tantalizing tongue up a cheek, one on either side in perfect harmony.
“Good, now a little closer.”
She could feel them cringing, but they came closer, licking again. Now their tongues trailed across the corners of her mouth.
“Closer.”
There was a slight clink as their helmets touched, and their tongues traveled close to each other – but scrupulously not touching – from just above her chin, slowly over her lower lip...
She didn't let them go higher. As soon as all three mouths met, she pulled the two guards in with her magic, bringing their lips to hers, bringing their lovely tongues inside her mouth... where they met for the first time.
As the three of them writhed together, they pulled in close. The guards were still paying their utmost attention to her only, though. Fine. She wouldn't have it any other way.
Finally, they broke apart, the two guards panting and Celestia just grinning cat-like. She turned and walked – slowly, sensually – to the bed, making sure both guards got a perfect view of her tight and toned rump as it swayed back and forth slightly.
“Good.” She flopped backward onto the bed and spread her legs wide. “Now do the same thing, but here.”
They came over at a near-run, their meaty cocks bouncing beneath them. She licked her lips.
Soon after, they both licked her other lips. They were not skilled, but they were enthusiastic, pushing each other out of the way for a taste of her royal nectar. Soon they had her breathing heavily and jittering with each tongue that brushed over her pulsing clit, moaning every time one of them latched on to a teat.
Time for things to progress. “Enough,” she said sternly.
To their credit, they both instantly stopped and stood upright, their faces sopping with her juices. Good; that would help them with the next step.
“The royal flower is to be plucked gently, and I prefer my stallions well-lubricated.” She licked her lips theatrically.
They glanced at each other and grinned wide, stupid grins.
“Therefore, you will each get nice and slippery...” Again, the pause. She relished their reaction to this part. “... by sucking each other.”
Their stupid grins dropped. Now they looked at each other aghast, sparing the occasional glance for her.
“Time is precious; don't waste it,” she reminded them. That quote would be on the back cover of their guard manuals.
After a few more awkward glances, Spur dropped down and rolled onto his back. Looking pained that he hadn't thought to do that first, Ardent hesitantly moved close between Spur's legs.
“No no.” She shook her head. “Again, don't waste time. Would it not be much more efficient to do both at once?”
Ardent seemed relieved to spin himself around, and when he looked down again, he was less hesitant. He lowered his face down near the slightly-softened cock below him.
Celestia watched with amusement as he stuck his tongue out and slightly closer to its veiny surface. Of course, when his own shaft softened a little, it drooped right into Spur's mouth.
After a brief moment of near-panic, Spur shook it off and went to work, licking up and down Ardent's cock.
Ardent gasped at the contact, which made him accidentally bump his nose into Spur's endowment. He jerked back, stared at it for a moment, and then shook his head. With visible steeling of resolve, he swiftly bent down and gave it a long lick.
Celestia grinned and slowly rubbed herself with the soft backside of her hoof as she watched the two of them go at it. She remembered fondly a different fresh pair who had eventually made it a competition, each trying to bring the other to orgasm first and make him too tired, thus granting the victorious stallion solo access to her royal pussy.
Sadly, these two didn't show such initiative, though she did note with interest that Spur's cock was getting harder and harder now.
As she felt the first pangs of an oncoming orgasm coming, she knew she'd watched them slather her juices and their spit across each other's organs for long enough. She stopped her hoof and let her coming orgasm subside. She wanted the first orgasm of the night to leave her clenching a thick shaft deep inside her, not uncomfortably empty!
“Enough,” she told them. “Silver Spur, since you seem the most ready, you will mount me first.” Celestia hopped up off the bed, whirled around, and presented her hindquarters to them.
They quickly separated, and each of them stared at her glory, at the winking sliver of pink hidden between her alabaster cheeks, at the thin constant stream dripping from inside it onto the polished marble floor.
She used her magic to pile up a few pillows behind her – tall stature wasn't all it was cracked up to be – and looked over her shoulder at Spur. Letting her eyelids fall halfway, she cooed to him, “Don't keep me waiting.”
He didn't. One bound took him on top of the pillows, and the next brought his front legs over her rump, pushing her tail out of the way. His tip pressed against her opening, hot and wide, firm, but so soft around the edges.
With only the slightest force, he pressed her soaked lips aside and plunged into her – deep into her. She moaned lewdly as he worked his way inside. She could feel the hot shaft sliding against her inner walls, twitching as it slowly slid deeper and deeper, until she finally felt his thighs meet up with her ass, his sheath rubbing against her entrance, and his swelling tip in her deepest embrace.
“Just hold it there for a moment.” She gasped as his cock twitched involuntarily. “Ardent Wing, I need you in front of me.”
He was there in seconds, sitting on the bed in front of her, his considerable endowment flopping toward her face, half-erect.
Since he seemed to have a good idea of what she wanted, she didn't waste any time. She leaned down and nuzzled the slight hollow between his sheath and balls, letting his cock drag across the top of her face, then she gave him a long, slow lick, sliding her tongue all the way up his shaft until she could flick it against the ridge of his tip and lick up the slight bead of his essence from it.
By the time she made it to the top, he was fully hard again, standing proudly at attention for his princess.
She glanced over her shoulder. “Rut me like you mean it, Private.” As Spur finally slid his cock out, leaving her feeling empty in a way that was delicious because she knew she would soon be full again, she wrapped her lips around Ardent's tip, and she waited for it, drooling around his shaft.
It wasn't a long wait. Spur rammed back into her with just enough force, pushing her head down onto Ardent's cock. She moaned around it and reveled in the warm, hefty organ in her mouth. She could taste the mix of Spur's mouth and her own arousal on it. Spur pulled back and pressed in again, and it was in her throat.
She swallowed greedily, pulling more and more of it in as Spur pounded her down onto it. Each of them was so hot, so stiff inside her, filling her and stretching her wide. With every thrust, Spur's shaft rubbed against just the right spot inside her, and his balls bumped against her pulsing clit. She could feel the warm liquid pouring out around where the two of them met, making each thrust a wet squelch.
She couldn't take it anymore, not after being so worked up already. Her insides clenched hard against the stiff cock inside her, and she yanked her head out of Ardent's crotch to scream at the top of her lungs. Her orgasm sprayed against Spur, running down his and her legs, splattering on the floor behind her.
Collapsing down into Ardent's crotch, she twitched and panted as the waves of pleasure rolled through her. It was perfect... just what she needed.
After a few moments resting there, her muzzle resting against Ardent's sack, she regained her composure and rose back up. Neither of them had gotten off yet, and that was a shame. “Switch,” she commanded simply.
Slowly, reluctantly, Spur pulled out of her. With every inch that slid slowly out, Celestia clenched inside and winked her pussy around the circumference of his shaft. Finally, he pulled out with a wet plop.
Once he was out, the two wasted no time in getting to their new places. They must have been so eager!
Ardent plunged into her almost instantly, plunging down to her innermost depths with one swift thrust. With how slippery he already was from her throat and her own copious lubrication, there was no resistance and he slid in easily.
Taking inspiration from that, Celestia paused only to look up at Spur's face and wink before she plunged her head down onto his shaft, deeper and deeper until she finally came to a stop with her lips kissing his sheath. The taste and smell of her own recent orgasm was overwhelming, but she reveled in it, swallowing fervently and trying to suckle the stallion dry as her own nectar slid through her throat. She entertained a quick, silly fantasy of the two cocks meeting, kissing each other deep inside of her.
Behind her, Ardent was enjoying himself, giving her swift thrusts that paused and pushed at the very end, struggling to press into her as deeply as possible... which was very deep indeed; his endowment was slightly longer than Spur's, though it was also narrower. As far as she was concerned, it couldn't possibly be better.
Thrust after thrust, Ardent pushed harder and trembled more with every moment. Celestia hummed in admiration around Spur's thick cock.
Apparently, the vibrations of her humming were having an effect on the stallion. He tensed up, and deep inside her throat, she felt his tip expanding wide, completely blocking her airway.
She knew what was coming, and she couldn't wait. She pulled away, letting his swollen top slide out of her throat gently. When it finally passed her lips, it came free with a pop and bounced back into its full shape. She barely had time to rest her tongue against the wide, swollen tip before the first wave came.
Spur grunted loudly, and long spurts of his cum sprayed onto Celestia's face. She planted her lips across his tip and swallowed as much as she could, but her mouth quickly filled and several more pulses laid thick white lines across her face. She managed to contain the last few smaller spurts in her mouth, then pulled back to swallow and lick her lips.
Behind her, Ardent was not unaffected by this spectacle. She could feel his tip swelling up too, deep inside her, and Goddess, did he swell! The head of his cock felt like it was at least three times as wide as when it had gone in, and any slight lessening of sensation from his lesser girth was more than made up for.
She knew what she wanted, and she knew how to get it. She moaned theatrically, letting Ardent know how much she enjoyed Spur's hot, musky cum, then she darted back down, licking the stallion's shaft eagerly, lapping up any stray globs of their combined juices.
Her show had the desired effect. Ardent rammed his cock as deeply as he could into her pulsing, needy pussy, and she let it milk him for all he was worth, arching her hips upward to get the best angle and make sure she didn't miss a drop.
He exploded into her, and she reveled in the thought of his thick white streams coating her very deepest, most intimate places. She could feel the pressure and the flow, feel the throbs travel down his cock, across the stretched skin of her pussy, until they finally came free deep inside her.
It seemed to take an eternity, a glorious, delicious eternity for Ardent's orgasm to finally die down, but eventually, the intense throbs and streaming cum gave way to twitches and tiny spurts, then stopped entirely.
His wide-flared tip had plugged her pussy entirely, preventing any of his seed from escaping, but now that he was softening and pulling out, much of it followed him. When his jiggling cock pulled free, a white stream followed it, connecting the two for a moment until it broke and splattered to the floor.
“Hmm, excellent,” Celestia cooed, rising up and shrugging the stallions off of her.
The two grinned at each other.
“But I'm afraid you may have turned me on again, and there's only one cure for that.” She pivoted and presented her sopping wet haunches to both of them, letting her pussy lips wink proudly as more of Ardent's cum and her own juices dripped. “Lick me to orgasm, please.”
Their eyes went wide, and their flushed faces blanched. Ardent sputtered. “You want us to... to—”
“Yes. The sooner the better.”
Ardent took a deep breath and came forward, but Spur was hanging back.
“That's an order, Private,” she told him. He cringed adorably as he made his way closer.
Their licks were hesitant and remote at first, each of them trying to keep as clean as possible... but she would have none of that. She used her magic to grab their helmets and shoved them between her soiled white cheeks, cramming them against each other and pressing their mouths into her swollen clit.
Once they were already as filthy as they could be, their reluctance faded and they did a very respectable job of tending to her needs. Their tongues were indeed skilled, and having two of them working at it made the results delightfully unpredictable as well as tantalizingly intense.
Before long, she could feel herself clenching around nothing, her pussy winking harder and harder, which only gave the two of them better access to her clit.
She pressed herself up against their faces and let herself go. Again the hot waves of electric pleasure coursed through her, but this time she wasn't spraying Ardent's crotch – she sprayed her royal orgasm, along with a hearty portion of Ardent's cum, all over the guards' faces, each pulse of her well-satisfied marehood giving them another dousing of mixed juices.
The two of them yanked back, but that only caused the spray to reach more of them, splattering across their armored chests.
When the tremors of Celestia's orgasm finally died down and she was truly satisfied, she effortlessly regained her royal composure – only slightly marred by the strands of cum still dripping from her face – and turned toward the pair. “You have performed admirably, and your faithful service will not go unrewarded.”
They stared at her, no doubt wondering what other debaucheries she could possibly have planned. She was pleased with their efforts, quite pleased. Perhaps she should assign them as Princess Twilight's first guard detail. It would be good for the uptight new princess, maybe loosen her up a little. But for now...
“After the two of you join me in the royal suite's showers, you will be given the rest of the night off.” She smiled. “Thank you.”
The End
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