Rainbow Dash has a plan for a prank. Scootaloo has a longstanding crush on her idol and "big sister". How did these two things lead to the two pegasi carrying on an illicit relationship behind everypony's back? And how exactly does that have anything to do with pulling off a master prank anyway?

Trigger Warning: Foalcon (duh), Pegasus-themed Naughtiness.

"This is simultaneously the best and the worst idea I've ever had..." - KrisProwler, part-time author.

Pure, unfiltered clop for the sake of clop ahead. This was my attempt to expand pegasus-based kinks beyond the played-out preening and wing-boners themes. It was originally intended to be a submission for the Foalcon Group Colab, but even as a "short" story, it kinda ran long... Also, I remember now why I don't typically write canon characters. But hopefully this is still fun even if it egregiously offends someone's perspective of certain characters.

Cover art by Mel-Rosey.

Ranked 4th and 3rd place respectively in the Foalcon and Foalcon Punch Dual Group Contest. You can find the other winners here.