The First Fic

*yaaaaawn*...

Tom woke up and understood something isn’t right. He stretched his arms out to get the laziness out of his system, hopeful that once his mind is clear the feeling of uneasiness will deteriorate.

“What!?” he exclaimed as his hands made contact with moist grass.

“Dude, shut up, trying to get some sleep” said Mario.

“Mario? What did we do last night?”

Mario face palmed, and opened his eyes.

“What the fuck?, Why are we in a bloody forest?”

“I was hoping you would tell me...”

Mario looked over at Tom and burst out laughing.

“what’s wrong with you?” asked Tom

“Dude, we totally fucked up, we must have been out of it!” said Mario, barely controlling his laughter.

“This is not funny man, we are in some sort of a park or something... do ya reckon this is the Stony park?”

“Nah, don't think so, too many trees mate. We must have walked to the next county or something dude”

“how the fu...” said Tom, but was interrupted as a shadow loomed over him.

“What in tarnation are those?  ‘Ah never seen critters like tha’ before” said a calming voice, in a strong southern accent. “Any ideas Mac?”

“Eeynope.” Said the bigger creature.

“Shucks, ‘ah reckon something must ‘ave scared the hay out of ‘em fellers, jus’ look at their faces”

Mario and Tom simply stared in astonishment, not able to get a word out of their mouths. The creatures just looked at them with slight pity. Finally one of them smiled and said:

“Hiya strange creatures! ‘ah am Applejack, this is my brother Mac. Can ‘ah offer y’all some refreshments?

“Ar... Are... Are you real?” stuttered Tom, hopeful yet slightly  worried about his sanity

“Suppose ‘ah am” said the orange mare with a big smile

The red stallion, who just watched the two humans said “Who are you? Whatcha doing in the Everfree forest?”

Mario and Tom looked at each other, smiled with relief and simultaneously fainted.

I just want to make sure, that as a reader you understand a few things. First of all, I am a terrible writer (>_<) and secondly this fiction is only made as a joke :D . I wrote this chapter while taking a break from revising, and thought “Damn, I wish I could live with ponies” That’s when I thought up this weird, bizarre story :P If any of you find it funny/interesting/readable/*slightly arousing ;)* I will expand on it after my exams. Thank y’all for reading

your dearest, most treasured and definitely the most marvellous:

Mario

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