The First Fic

Chapter 3

“Well, it seems you two are as healthy as can be” said Nurse Redheart smiling at the two boys. “You will leave the hospital today. Exciting, isn’t it?”

“It sure is” answered Mario, actually pumped about being able to see the dream-like land of Equestria.

“Just one question” interrupted Tom. “We can leave, that's fine and dandy, but where shall we stay?”

“Oh Celestia, I forgot to tell you, I'm so, so sorry. A Pony by the name of Pinkie Pie has volunteered to give you shelter for some time.”

“Pinkie Pie???” said Tom and Mario simultaneously, pure joy on their faces

“That is correct”

“As in the party-all-the-time Pinkie?” asked Mario

“If you are worried about your health, we can look for some other form of shelter...”said the nurse-pony

“NO!” yelled out Tom and Mario

“Well, she will pick you up from here any second now. I need to tend to some patients. Good luck Hue-mans, if you feel unwell don’t hesitate to contact me”

“Thanks Nurse” Said Mario, embracing the white mare

“Dude, not only are we in Equestria, we will live with Pinkie!” exclaimed Tom

“I Know right? This is going to be marvellous”

Tom brohoofed Mario and they both screamed as their knuckles connected at great velocity creating a loud clop.

*GASP* “OOOOOOH! That was loud! I Know! I Know! We can have a contest on who clops the loudest” said a pink mare with mega-curly mane

“Pinkie Pie!” said Mario

“That’s me silly! And your name is?... No! Don't tell me! I will guess it! Erm... actually tell me! Then we can get back and have that super-duper secret pa......... *COUGH  COUGH* I didn't say nothing about a party! What’s your name anyway?

“I'm Mario”

“And I'm Tom”

“Mario? Tom? *Giggle* Those are silly names! OOOOOH! I LOVE SILLY NAMES!” The pink mare skipped around the two lads, continuously giggling. Mario also began to laugh, fell to the floor and started rolling about. Seeing this, Pinkie burst out in a uber-laugh, falling next to Mario. They hugged and continued laughing

After  letting his friend and the mare laugh out whatever brain cells they had left in their heads  , Tom started getting impatient

“Can we go to your home now?”

“Aww, Tom is getting tired! I Know! We can go home!”

“I just sa... never mind” said Tom, face palming

The pink pony skipped away, the two boys following her with great excitment...

Thanks for reading the third chapter :) hope you are enjoying my story. So, chapter three, and the introduction of the one and only, Pinkie Pie :D Pinkie was my fav ever since I started watching the show. Her antics made her the most lovable, exciting character ever! Now for the happenings on our home planet, Earth, where Callum spends his first night with the company of Luna... Molestia.jpg

Chapter 3.5

“So Hue-man, hours of brainstorming and yet we have not resolved this botheration. Shall we rest for now?”

“Of course Luna. Can you tell me about yourself?”

Luna, feeling flattered that a representative of another race takes interest in her, decided to make a beautiful speech. She thought about what to say and, for effect, spread her wings. Callums room being relatively small got in the way. Luna’s wings knocked down plates and glasses from tables. The plates smashed into teeny pieces causing a terrible clatter.

“I am so sorry hue-man” quickly said Luna “Will you accept my apologies?” she asked, her eyes moist with fresh tears.

“Don't worry” replied Callum, hugging the pony-princess “Could have happened to anyone” pointed out Callum, at the verge of spewing rainbows out of his mouth.

*Knock knock* “Is everything all right love?” said Callum’s mum as she walked into the room. Her eyes quickly scanned the room, then stopped on the majestic allicorn “What is this?” she said and collapsed to the floor...

When she woke up a few minutes later, she looked around the room again

“Callum, please explain to me, what the hell are you doing at 11 pm, talking to a mystical being!? As a matter of fact, where is that creature?”

“Don’t know what are you talking about mum” said Calls, poker-facing to the best of his ability. “You must have imagined something”

“Well, I have been a little tired lately... But I have my eye on you young men! No strange creatures in this household, understood?”

“Yeah mum”

As Callums mum walked out of his room he quickly run to his closet. “You can come out now Luna, but we need to be more careful.”

“Ah, of course”

“Now, you where going to tell me something about yourself...?”

Luna told Callum the story of her life. They continued discussing different topics, talking and talking up to 3am.

“Well, princess, I'm afraid I need to go to bed now”

“Don-t worry Hue-man, I myself feel drained. I shall find a place to slumber...”

“No! Here, you can sleep on my bed. I will sleep on the floor”

“very well, so let it be. Good night Callum”

“Night Luna” said Callum, making himself as comfortable as one can be on the floor.

That’s it for chapter 3.5. If you have any comments, strong opinions, feel that I'm just amazing /)^3^(\ , I would appreciate any review you may give me. Thanks for reading through,

Your one and only, super mega hyper uber amazing brony ;)

Mario

TOMS TROLL CHAPETER :

HELLO WUNNA SIAD CALLUM FRESH WITH EXCITEMENT FOR THE MORNING , I MADE YOU SOME BACON .

BEER CON ? SAID WOONA , WHAT BE THIS BEER CAN I CAN CONSUME . ITS LIKE A NICE TASTY MEAT SAMMICH IT WILL KEEP YOU STRONG . DON'T YOU WANNA BE A BIG PRWINCESS WOONY?

WOONA SAID “ NOO” . CALL WAS HURT BROKUN AND RAIN OUT ROOM DOWN FUCKING HUGE STAIRS AND BROKE HIS UETHRA .

A CHAPTER WRITTEN BY THE AMAZING YET SLIGHTLY WORRYING, tomzie95 who was high on sperm