The First Fic

by Mario

7/7.5

Previous Chapter

If you are reading this, and you are not Tom (Tomzie95), Callum (Luna) or Setter (TheMightyEater) you truly deserve something :S .... so, here is a something *Hands you a cupcake* also, it would only be fitting if you get some of this *Hands you a cup of tea* Now, that’s better. Please do enjoy yourself. And if you are one of the mentioned: Hey Guys :L cheers for the support and stuff  /)^3^(\

Chapter 7

Gummy adventured through the mess Pinkie Pie and Mario made while trying to bake cupcakes. Turns out flour mixed with eggs really can explode. The teeny alligator stood up on its hind legs and looked around. It passively avoided the two shapes outstretched on the floor and crawled up into the opened  refrigerator.

Pinkie and Mario where (unsuccessfully) trying to stop the laughter that was caused by the explosion of ingredients. When Mario fell to the floor, not having enough strength to stand & laugh, Pinkie started laughing even harder and did the same. The laughter was interrupted when someone knocked on the door.

“Oh, I wonder who could that be?” The pink mare seemed confused. As she skipped down the stairs and to the door, Mario finally managed to control his laughter, and listened to the door opening.

“I'm not interrupting anything, am I darling?“

That voice. That accent. Rarity!

Mario immediately got off the floor and started making sure he doesn’t look too messy...

“That’s pretty good dude, but go easy on the synthesiser, it doesn’t mix well with your tune” said the blue haired mare, light reflecting off her purple glasses that she never seems to take off.

Tom, still standing in front of the DJ equipment -Equipment beyond my comprehension- smiled

“Cheers Vinyl, it really means something hearing that from a professional musician”

“Professional Musician!?” The white unicorn burst out laughing. “Just don't let Octavia hear you saying that!” Vinyl started mimicking her friend “No, you are not a musician, a technician maybe, but not a musician” Both Tom and Vinyl laughed.

“Yeah, I heard that before” Said Tom thinking about all the times Mario argued about this subject.

“You sure are an interesting being. Dude, we need to hang out more” said the unicorn using magic to transport her glasses off her eyes and onto her mane. Her eyes where a beautiful shade of red, glistening with happiness.

Tom overloaded with joy to discover that he was always right about the colour of those eyes, just nodded.

“Would you like some Appleade? Or Cider?”

“Some Cider would be lovely, thanks” said Tom, following Vinyl into the kitchen.

That Skrillex kid, not a real musician, ey Tom ;)  I joke, I love the guy. But what I love even more is arguing about things I agree with, confusing the person I argue with :D  just like I was taught by the one and only Setter :L and Tom, Not Red :P

And now for the .5 part of the chapter, who all of you (i.e just Callum <3) have been waiting for. Enjoy

Chapter 7.5

*Knock Knock*

Callum couldn’t help but smile as he walked to the door. After all he was going to share his secret with someone today. And not just anyone but the brony with his own world domination plan and the looks of a serial killer. Ryan Setter, the friendliest of the human kind. Callum opened the door.

“All right Setter?”

“Good Morning Callum” replied Ryan, with his (un) usual cheerfulness.

“Come on in mate, I might explode…”

“I BEG YOUR PARDON!” interrupted Setter, laughing at the innuendo

“… If I don't share this with everyone” finished Callum, his palm slamming into his face due to Ryan’s immature behaviour.

As Ryan walked inside, he noticed a strange scent hanging about the house. The scent so magical it couldn’t be described (by that I mean I was too tired to try). Meanwhile Callum ensured that his door was properly closed.

“Setter, you must see h...”

“Actually, I would not object to some sort of a snack? And a tasty beverage to wash it down with?”

“Oh for fuck’s sake” yet again, Callum’s palm almost succeeded in piercing his face. “How about I’ll get you some tea and crumpets?”

“That would be just dandy” replied Setter, his satisfied expression strangely making him look just like Boris Johnson.

After snacking, Callum  got back to trying to tell setter about the Moon Goddess, task which seemed almost impossible.

“Setter, go to my room, I need to show you my… new game... and stuff” lied Callum

“Yeah, sure, but first…”

“NO” said Callum and kicked Setter’s ass, leading him to the stairs.

When they finally managed to walk up the stairs (Ryan sure isn’t in a hurry) Callum opened the door to his room.

The magical mare stood in front of them, her wings stretched out.

“Welcome Hue-Man SETTER!” she said with a booming voice and a gentle smile”

“Eeeeeeeeeeeerhm... Ca... Ca.... Callsss... LUNA!” exclaimed Ryan, his jaw swung open, with no intention to close.

“Yeah, if you moved your ass you would have been good friends by now”

So, a new character involved, how exciting! And not just anyone, but TheMIghtyEater,