My Little Facebook Ponies: Duck Lips are Magic

by Milesosborn

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Zecora, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy
Length: 1006

Twilight Sparkle is an annoying stuck up be-otch and so are her friends

Twilight Sparkle goes on various adventures and acts like an annoying facebook girl (we all know one)

Published 2012-05-21 17:14:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-21 17:14:01 UTC

Chapter 2

So like then, Rarity wanted to make me a new dress (ikr!!! Like BFF'S lol!!!!!!!!) So she was making my dress and so I was all like,"OMFG!!! Thank you Rarity!! This is gonna be so pretty!! You're like the best friend I could have EVARRRR!!! I 143 YOU!!"

And she was all like, "OMFG!! I REALLY HOPE YOU LIKE IT ITS GOONA BE GREAT AND LIKE EVERYTHING!!!!"

and then I was like, "Um Rar, that's like what I just said LMFAO!!!!!!!"

And she was all like, "OMG!! LOL!"

Then I was like, "Hey, come to Apple Jack's house ok?"

And she was like, "Ok."
So like then I went over to Fluttershy's house and was like, "Hey Fluttershy, how are you?"

And she like,"idk good I guess hbu?"

And I was like, "I'm doing great! Rarity is like making a new dress!!!"

Then Fluttershy was like, "Omg! That's really nice, but, do you think she would make me a new dress?"

Then I said, "Um, idk, you did insult her."

"Like what?!" She was like.

Then I wasall like, "Yeah, she said you said she was an ugly cow."

And then Fluttershy was like, "Uh, I never said that! Rarity made that up!"

And I said, "Well, I am siding with Rarity because she is making me a new dress."

And Fluttershy was like, " Are you mad at me?! Please don't be mad at me!"

And I was like, "Good bye Fluttershy, I am not going to talk to you because you are being mean to my bff. Just come to Apple Jack's place and maybe I'll forgive you." And then I left

So, like, then I went over to Rainbow Dashes place and I was like, "Hey Rainbow! What's up?"

And she was like, " Just post in some pictures on Facebook."

And I was like, "Omg!! I was doing that earlier!!" L

And she was like, "Lol!! Did do the duck face?"

And I was like, "Um, duh, do you even know me? Jk!"

And she was like, "Lmfao!"

And I was like, "Hey, come to Apple Jack's place 'Kay?"

And she was like, "'Kay."
So like then I went to Pinky Pies place and I was like, "Hey Pinky, how are you?"

And she was like, "Oh I'm just eating some cake and doing the dishes and talking and breathing and standing and-"

And I was like, "Pinky, you're getting off track!"

And she was like, "Whoops! Omg ADHD!! lol!!"

And then I was like, "Come to Apple Jack's place ok Pinky?"

And she was like, "okie dokie lokie!"

So then later when we were all at Apple Jack's place, and she was like talking to Applebloom and she was like, "Like Applebloom! Shut up and bring us some Apples!"

And Applebloom was like, "But sis, I want to talk too!"

And Apple Jack was like, "No!! I'm talking to the big ponies right now! So go on and do what you're told!" And then we all started gossiping about, like, everything!!

So we were just talking and like we see Spike, and I'm like, "Hey girls, lets make fun of Spike!"

And then, all at the same time they said, "Yeah!"

So then I was all like, "Spike! Come here!" And then I noticed he had something in his hands and I was like, "Spike, what is that?"

And he was like, "Jesus Christ, you all are so annoying! Its time to put an end to this."

BANG! Down went Fluttershy.BANG! Down went Pinky Pie.BANG! Down went Apple Jack. BANG! Down went Rarity.BANG! Down went Rainbow. BANG! Down went Twilight Sparkle.

"And that, is how you take care of bitches." Said Spike as he walked off into the sun set with music that went, YEAHHH!!!

Once again, I would like to say that this does not reflect my views on women, this is not meant to hateful to women,
This is not meant to be hateful. I simply dislike people who act like this.

Chapter 1

My Little Facebook pony: Duck lips are magic

Omg, we're starting?! Like lol! Ok, so like, I'm like, Twilight Sparkle, I'm a unicorn, and like, these are my tales of friendship and like stuff, so like, anywho, I was walking through the woods when I went to Zecora's house and was all like, "hay Zecora, like, I need your help with my profile pic on Facebook, I like can't get the camera to catch the light.

Then like Zecora said,"lol, I now that feel, so let me help, but first, this banana I must peel."

"Oh, that's like totally fine
So like then we like both did like the kissy face and like, everyone would like love it.

So like then I like went to Rarity's place and was like, "Rar! I need you to like make me a dress that will like get somepony to 143 me!"

"ROTFL TWILIGHT!!! I was totally lamfo! Of course I'll make you a dress! No prob! Lol!

"Like, do you honestly think someone will think somepony will love me Rarity?"

"But like, of course darling! You are a very pretty pony, but just in case a stallion doesn't find you pretty, let me put on like five freaking pounds of make up, that will totally get a stallion to like you." Rarity said.

"Oh, ok, that makes so much sense! Because makeup makes you look pretty. And the more makeup
You put on, the prettier you'll be!!"* I like said.

*No, just no, quite a few women need to know that this is not true!!

Please note, I am not sexist and I really hope that I will not come across that way, I just get sick of annoying people on FB, not just women, but lets face it, there are more annoying FB girls than guys, we all dislike them, and if you don'tdislike them you're probably one of them.

I hope you all hate this fic as much as I do. Enjoy