"Pom Pom" The Pomeranian Has An Unorthodox And Eerie Undertaking In A Land Full Of Equestrian Beingsby Industrialist PrinceChaptersThe Imperative (Otiose) Prologue Looking Down On ThemThe Mother ShipPrepping For ProcedureThe ProcedureBlack FridayCreeping DeathThe Epilogue The Imperative (Otiose) Prologue The Imperative (Otiose) Prologue I am Pomarade Higgenbottoms IV. You may call me Pom Pom if you wish. I consider myself quite refined and intellectual. My friend Winshiny Restrivious Reoarcluse has sent me to a strange terrain bustling with multi-colored equestrian beings. Now I will try my best to recieve samples of their type so that I can go back to my ship and make another clone to add to my extensive collection of cloned omniversial creatures. Looking Down On ThemAnd there I stood, Observing the strange creatures from a distance atop a hill. A bench on the hill was harboring a grey and seemingly exhausted creature. I decided not to near it, as these beings might have high aggression levels. It immediately got up, yelled random nonsense, and then galloped down the hill's incline. I tilted my hat slightly, as the creature had produced wind speeds in which would slightly tilt my hat off of my head. I moved my cane forward and began slowly down the incline. I made sure to make close observations of the grass and the materials that were on the ground. I got on my hind legs and began to sniff the ground. It had a normal musky grass scent. I got up, and affixed my hat again. As I picked myself up with my cane, I faced forward to the town like structure that I have been studying. None of these beings have noticed me yet. I then begin to plan my next course of action. I wonder if these creatures would be willing to help. They obviously must be civilized, based on their established communication with each other, and their many structures. I strut across the smooth dirt path that lay between me and the town, and enter it. I notice many of the beings display a severely confused and scared expression when eyeing me. An equestrian walks in front of me, with a sort of amazed look on its face. I halt, and begin to observe the creature. It is marvelous to get a good and close look at these things. Its body was a light pink, and its hair was a darker hue of pink. Its hair was a little bizarre and soft looking. The thing began to speak to me. "Oh my goodness, you are so cute! What is your name little guy?", It asked with an overwhelming amount of enthusiasm. The being was surely peppy and upbeat, not to mention its body movement was spastic. I was relieved that these creatures spoke English. I took a little bit of offense and suspicion from what the creature had said, as it seemed it was speaking down to me. I shrugged it off, and answered its question. "I am Pomarade Higgenbottoms IV. It would be of great help to me if you would remove yourself from my path." The being expressed a sort of shock. It stepped back a bit, but not out of my path. "I regret to inform you that I can not allow myself to stay in this position for an extended period of time, for I have tasks that need completed.", I said, with irritation in my tone. "EVERYONE! ITS A TALKING DOG!", the thing blurted quite loudly. I decide not to proceed in any violent action, so I simply go around the creature. As I walk past it, I turn around and spit toward it, as what all creatures with disrespect deserve. "NO! WAIT! COME BACK! I WANNA SHOW YOU TO MY FRIENDS!", It spurted in a plea of desperation. I simply kept walking further into the town. Every being I went by seemed amazed and mesmerized. I can not exactly put my paw on why the creatures here seem to be acting this way towards me. They might be barbaric, but as proven before they can speak languages and have built many structures. My conclusion is that those creatures have been designed to be rude and disrespectful towards everything. I need the samples so I can get out of this unpleasant estate. If I were to get out of here more quick like, then I must gather the dna samples from one of these creatures. As I see it, this world is insignificant. I will do as I please. The disrespect of me deserves severe punishment. I will take no prisoners. I see an empty podium with a little stand accompanied by a microphone. Seeing as this was a perfect opportunity to state my presence, I walk to it. As I climb up to it, I have a few difficulties getting up, as everything here seems to be a little bit larger than me. I use my cane as support as I stand to the microphone. "Beings of this world, it would be to your greatest benefaction if you were to listen to me right now." The creatures came from corners, with their ears perked, they galloped over here and such. After some loud chatter and astonishment from the building crowd, they gave a blank and awkward stare. "Ahem. I am Pomarade Higgenbottoms IV. I have came here to collect dna samples. I will leave as soon as I get these. I would ask for any brave and unimportant volunteers from your tribe." I raise my brow as the creatures begin to jump and fumble about. Some scream, some turn to their friends and engage in conversation. "I will do what is only absolutely necessary to receive these samples. Unless you want a dark fate, I ask of you to provide me with one of your own kind." The crowd went silent for a moment. Then the crowd burst out in a very condescending and inhospitable laughter. I decide I will take no more of these barbaric and unimportant creatures looking down on me. "You all are disrespectful hooligans. I ask of a simple request and you must act a fool. I hope you have the capacity to understand that I do not take to being insulted well." The crowd became a mixed roar of laughter and woos, only becoming more irritating and migraine inducing. One of these things yelled from the crowd to what I can only describe as fighting words. "You are so cute! I love this little joke you are putting on! Ha ha ha!" As soon as these words hit my ears, I growl into the microphone. The crowd turns into a mumble once more. "Do you have the utmost unwillingness and blackness in your mind to call my presence a joke?! Do you think my profession and my whole life is just a sick joke?! Do you think I do not matter one bit?! Can you creatures not process any sort of respect?! It is an honor to have me set foot upon this land! You should at least act a bit civilized!" Hushed whispers and more astonishment is expressed throughout the crowd. The crowd becomes separated as a single creature walks through the separated crowd. It seemed to be of a higher rule then the rest of them, and when the crowd saw it they took no time to get out of its way. It was white, and its hair was quite odd. Its wings which were spread out came back in. It walked close to me until it met the first step to me. "Greetings, I am the princess of this kingdom and all of Equestria. What have you come here for?" I am relieved to find that there are some polite and hospitable beings around here. "I came here to get dna from one of your kind." It simply gave me a smile, grabbed a tuft of hair from its coat, and handed it out with its hoof like appendage. "Will this fare well?" "How am I to map the genome of an entire creature without one? I need one of these creatures." The thing gave a sort of nervous look. "Oh, I am sorry, but I can not do that." She must have a useless creature around here. "You leave me no choice but to take action into my own hands, Miss Princess." She gave a sort of battle ready look, and leaned a bit back, prepared for a tumble. The crowd began to back away slowly. "Are you not sure we can continue to engage in conversation to come to an agreement?" "Mister Pomarade, I am sorry, but my subjects are not for sale." I look around for a moment. Creatures in armor surrounded me. The crowd had run off. Is this thing really that hesitant to let go off any of her unimportant lower beings? "You seem to have me surrounded. I hope you understand that this simply will not hold me. Remove the guards and let me roam this town." "I am afraid I can not let you do that, Pomarade." "I see." I put the cane on my back, go on all fours, and begin to rush swiftly past the creatures who had me surrounded. I feel the wind against my fur, and I try as hard as I can to keep my top hat from slipping off of me. After a few minutes of vigorous running, I end up at a cottage like structure. I begin to near its entrance door, and I knock a few times. I hear some steps, and the door opens. It reveals a creature which I can only describe as having the greatest beauty out of anything I have ever seen. It had a yellow coat and pink hair laid in a favorable position. "Hello little fella...why are you out here all alone?" Her voice sedates and calms me, but I quickly remember why I am here. I stand upright and don my cane. "I am Pomarade Higgenbottoms IV. I need a full body sample of one of your kind." The thing looked at me with a confused manner. It looked off into the air and was deep in thought. It quickly turned back to me. "Oh...um...c-come on in...", it said, holding the door to the cottage open. I tip my hat to it and give it a "thank you." It lead me to a dining area, opened a seat for me, and then sat on the seat to the opposite of me. "It is very much appreciated that you have let me come in your house for a bit. I do say, I am quite parched. May I have a spot of tea?" The moment it turned its back to go and retrieve the beverage, I took a shot at one of its hooves with my cane. A crunch sound was heard as it let out a blood curdling cry and fell to the ground. "You creatures are inexplicably ignorant." The thing screamed in what seemed like immense agony. I brought out my vortex cube from my top hat and sucked the creature in it. Now knowing it was safe in cryogenic hibernation, it was this world's turn to pay for the disrespect it has aimed towards me. The Mother ShipI begin to walk out of the cottage like establishment, and feel satisfaction at what I have done. I know I must go on to make the whole race pay for its unjust acts, but I relished in the satisfaction. There are a large amount of possibilities in which I could punish this race. Going into my space ship laboratory and shooting a fiber tonic nuclear ray beam aimed at the center of this town would be too quick and not satisfying enough. I could go into my giga-mech suit and wreak havoc on this country. I decided that would take too long. I then come up with an amazing idea. I would cause a putrefying pestilence, and then inject myself with a resistance to that disease, and then kill as many creatures as I can with my bare paws. All tis' left to do is to retrieve my teleportation device from my hat, transport back to the mother ship, find a fitting disease, and then get the antibodies for it. I make sure to think over my plan a few times to work out any flaws I happen to find. I grab my top hat from my head and begin to shuffle through it, looking for the before mentioned teleportation device. Once I finally find it, I place it on the ground. It begins to phase me in a bright flashing yellow light. I am now back in my mother ship. The large dark blue interior wall gave off a faint glow from the teleport dust the device gave off. The ground was a grey concrete and the room had only a very dim light. I walked forward to meet to large and metallic sliding door. It opened before me to reveal my cryogenic hibernation room. The sliding door closed behind me. The pink and purple glow of the frozen liquid that my creatures were stored in lit the walls. "Show me specimen number five zero two." A robotic claw came from the ceiling and went down the rows searching for that specimen. It then went far off into the distance. After a few minutes of waiting, it brought back a medium sized glass containment tube with the yellow equestrian being contained inside of it. "Place the specimen as number one on the research waiting list." The claw then picked up the tube and phased through the ceiling with it. "I need assistance traveling to the micro specimen examination and research deck." I was then teleported to the micro specimen examination and research deck. It was a bright and large room that had a beautiful view of outer space. Glass cases and other micro containment apparatus were instilled into the concrete walls. "I would like a virus that meets the standards of, "fast, painful, and airborne" for effects." A robotic golden retriever came to me. "There are approximately thirteen viruses with these standards.", It replied in a monotone voice. "Narrow the results down to, "animal, horse"." The robot sat for a moment. "We have two viruses that meet these standards.", It replied. "Take blood samples from specimen five zero two who resides as number one on the research waiting list, and then use those samples to bio engineer two viruses of that kind. Make sure to keep the research system mapping the genome of the creature, and combine the best traits of the viruses together. After that, make five ounces of a vaccine for that strand of virus and put some of it in syringe form. Leave the rest in test tubes." The robot nodded and ran off down the room. I had invited my long time aquatint, Winshinny , to come over to my ship and have some beverages. I made sure to get the tea room prepared for his arrival. I am now sitting in my chair, anticipating the arrival of my colleague. I them hear steps coming from the tea room entrance. A hooded figure slowly nears the table. It then drags out a table and sits down. "Winshinny! Please tell me, how has your journey gone so far?" The figure took off its cloak to reveal a golden brown dog. He was always quite odd, but a good jester nonetheless. "Well, I have been doing the usual, ya know, traveling to these comic con things, getting people high and offering them drugs while in my cloak. Oh, Pom, you would have loved their reactions! Every time they think they are the character they are dressed as, but they think they are in a land of ponies as them. They keep stumbling and yelling across the convention until the law arrives. Its hilarious!" "Oh, Wind, you know how to make me laugh every time!" We both take a sip of our tea. "So, Pom Pom, what have you been up to?" "I have had a quite unpleasant experience recently. I traveled to one of those pony dimensions you keep talking about, and they were all rude and aggressive creatures. I have got one of them in cryogenic hibernation, but I am planning to wipe out that world with a disease." Winshinny gave me a smile. "Hey, they deserve it, don't they?" We both take another sip of tea. "I propose a toast, to our long standing acquaintanceship!" "Toast!" We then both clink our tea glasses together, and have a good chuckle. "Well, it was fun Pom Pom, but we are both very busy dogs. I must go back to doing what I am doing, and so must you. See you later, friend!" We both hug each other, and he begins to go towards the exit. "Farewell, my friend!" "One hour from now another species of life form will disappear from the face of the planet forever...and the rate is accelerating." "Thank you for the information. Now go along." The labrador robot walked away. I have been waiting for quite some time for this bio engineered virus to get finished. Every second felt like an eternity, even in my ultra luxury entertainment bedroom. "How long until that virus is completed?" "Approximately five minutes and three seconds." It's good that this thing would not take much longer. Prepping For ProcedureI put on my top hat and bow tie, picked up my cane, and stood up. I was tapping my paws impatiently. "The virus and vaccine have been created. Please come to the micro specimen examination deck to receive your vaccine and the virus." "I would like to be taken to the micro specimen examination deck." I was then immediately transported to the deck. The golden retriever robot was holding a syringe that was filled with a clear liquid. I then grabbed my anti pain wipe and slightly tore the miniature bag in which it was contained. "Rub this on the injection wound after you inject me with the vaccine." The robot Simpy nodded and took my bag. I stretched my paw out, and waited for the syringe. I then felt a sharp pain that lasted only for two seconds on my outstretched paw. The wet pain napkin had been applied. The robot then took out a little band-aid and put it on the wound. "Go back to the research waiting list area and make sure that the genome mapper has not failed." The robot nodded again and went off to the research waiting list area. I wonder how I will spread this disease. Maybe I should load it on a massive hammock and let it loom above the town until I drop it. That will be brilliant. I have to make sure the disease is contained in glass tubes, so when the hammock drops the vials of the virus can break on the ground and can spread. "How many vials of the the new virus do we have stored? Also label the virus as virus number seven hundred and seventy six. Also unfreeze number five zero two from cryogenic hibernation and clone it so we can study the effects of the disease. Make sure to freeze it back afterwards. Take me to the cloning observation and testing deck." "The current amount of the virus "seven hundred and seventy six" contained in glass tubes are fifty five. I will alert all robots in the cloning observation and testing deck and the research waiting list of these commands." I am then transported to the cloning and research observation deck. I onlook a small room concealed with foam and reinforced fiber glass, with a window in front of it. There is also a chair sitting in the middle of the room with straps on the arms of the chair. I look above and I see clones of the creature I caught, but sleeping and in a fetal position, hung with stainless steel and anti bacterial hooks by their mouths. There is a system of moving tubes and bottles among me too. To the right of the chair room is a white and gray containment and waiting room. All the clones are took from their hooks and thrown into the room. By looking at the room I can estimate a total of six or so clones inhabit it right now. The clones begin to wake up. They begin looking around the room and then at eachother. "Give me the manual medical operations control board.", I say with a smile etched in my muzzle. A claw phases through a wall to the right of me, holding a small cube. It then drops it in front of me. I pick it up and begin to twist it and turn it in a specific pattern. After a few seconds it made a click and turned into a hovering control board. It had lots of colorful switches and buttons. I pressed a medium sized blue button on the board, and a speaker came from the wall into the room. A microphone rose from the control board. I tapped it, and then began to speak into it. "These tests are authorized by the Domesticated Association Wing of Nomadic extra terrestrial life forms. Clones are open to any and all testing for education purposes. You will be labeled with a letter and a number before legal testing. Everything that goes on during this testing will be recorded and monitored as soon as it begins. As soon as this testing ends, you will be provided a hand book containing all of the "D.A.W.N." rules for testing and capture of other foreign life forms. After you read the provided rules, please make sure that none of the rules have been broken. If any of these given rules have been broken, please report this to your test administrator. The spreading of plagues and destroying of planets is not against the "D.A.W.N." laws, so any reports of an administrator or it's associates destroying your home planet will simply be ignored. Thank you for listening to the legally necessary pre-procedure paragraph." The creatures wore a horrified expression on their faces and began to scream and run around frantically. "I would like for you all to remain calm so we can label and tag you. A tagging robot will enter your containment area. Please remain calm and be cooperative with it, or you will be broken down into micro particles. Non-cooperative test subjects are something "D.A.W.N." laws do not defend." The clones immediately huddled together and began cowering. A sliding door opened in the room and the robot came in. It went over to one of the clones and grabbed them, grabbed out a sharp tagger, and clamped it on its ear. It let out a painful cry. The robot then dropped the creature to the ground. The others were getting tagged, and a few struggled a bit, but it eventually got done. "Thank you for your cooperation. One of you will now be taken for manual testing so the presets for it can be written so that automatic testing can be done with a lower failure rate percentage. If you happen to die during testing or suffer from long term injury after testing, please remember that it is not protected nor against the "D.A.W.N." laws." The ProcedureI am glad I had installed soundproof glass. They were screaming and running about, banging the walls and such. Some were balled up and crying. I pushed a button and brought up a joystick. A claw extruded from the ceiling of the room. I moved it towards a balled up and crying creature, pressed a button, and the claw then opened and dropped on it. It then closed up and rose. It had caught it. I then moved the joystick left, and the claw holding the clone phased through the left wall and into the chair room. I pressed another button and a robot came in to strap the creature in the chair. It tried to run and fly and such, but was weak against the machine. I then pressed a combination of yellow buttons and a mechanism came down to the creature, and held its eyelids open. As it was right now, none of the creatures could see the observers. "Hello, FA-3. In a moment you will be subjected to completely legal and safe testing. We must inform you that the safeness of each procedure varies depending on the administrator. "D.A.W.N." can not keep the safeness of every test across each administrator consistent, but can make sure they follow a standard procedure and make the creature know what it is going to get into. "D.A.W.N." only allows testing of clones. If you are not a clone, please report this to the administrator after testing. Lets begin, shall we?" Two robots came in the room and hooked up an x-ray to the wall. I pressed a button and the whole room flashed. An image of the skeleton of the creature popped up on the x-ray screen. I pressed another button and a medium sized razor came from the ceiling. I moved my joystick downwards. At that moment the razor began to near the creature's underbelly. It's mouth opened and it wriggled as much as it could. The movement did not help it escape the incoming blade. It barely touched the underbelly and immediately a giant perfect slice running from the stomach to the tail of the creature appeared. I made sure to remove the blade as quickly, as not to damage any organs. The walls and the one sided glass were covered in spatters of blood. I could see its pain and agony written on its face. The eyelids were still open, and looked irritated. I made sure to apply water drops to them automatically from a miniature dropper. From what I could tell, it was emitting loud groans and cries of pain. It is a good thing I installed the sound proof glass. Maybe I'll get some stain proof glass next. I pushed a button and another joystick came up. I pushed it back some, and the table came towards me, facing forward. The creature's eyes stared into my soul, and were full of sorrow and confusion. It began to turn pale. A lot of blood was pouring from it's giant cut , and I think I saw an organ almost slip out, too. I decided I must do this quickly. I pressed a button again and a medium sized claw phased through the right wall. I moved it until it was near the thing's stomach. I pushed it forward in the hole, and the creature let out a sound once more. It began to vomit everywhere. It dripped down its mouth to its giant cut and to the floor. Some of the liquid did not reach the floor. I started sweating as I moved more hastily. At that point I was frantically grabbing organs, in fear it would die before I got to have a hold of its working organs. "Grab its organs and immediately cryo freeze them! Do this hastily! Now Now!" Robots and claws all started ripping the creature apart, grabbing organs, slipping and falling everywhere. Red was scattered across the walls and floor. The robots and claws grabbed the slit and tried to tear it open, while others simply tore out its scalp. Some jumped inside of it. The robots quickly stopped in their tracks and calmly picked up the organs that were on the ground, and went off. All that was left was a bloody pulp and mess. The chair had less than half a skeleton remaining on it, with some skin and meat attached. I began to growl and bark in anger. "What has happened?!" "There has been a minor malfunction. The floor and wall liquid pipe system did not soak up the blood and send it to the forensic labs. The systems went as fast as they could to grab anything of the creature. Sorry for this minor malfunction. We will recheck and restart the mother boards and clean the operations room. Somehow our daily maintenance feature went offline. We will put the clones back in cryogenic hibernation." "Forget the disease testing. Bring all of the new viruses and load them on a hammock and hang them below the ship. Make sure to fly over the last dimension I visited before doing this. Also bring me a packet of the aggressive blackworm parasite." After waiting for a minute or so, a claw brought me a metal sphere. "This sphere contains the packets. You can place this on the top of your cane so you can fend off attackers. Remember not to open them unless in extreme danger." "I am not a moron. I know how these things work. Are we at the previous dimension yet? Any progress on the hammock?" "We are in your most currently visited dimension. The hammock is loaded and hanging from the bottom of the ships release hangar." "Make sure the maintenance system is up and working again. Send me to the broadcasting and ship control room." I am now in the broadcast and ship control room. I walk up to the computer board, and look for the button to turn auto pilot off. Black FridayGood Mourning...Black Friday That went horrible wrong. I now have no idea how a completely deadly and dangerous disease I have created works. I have a vaccine for it, so I should not be worried. This is the first time anything has gone wrong for me. I am so frustrated and unfocused. I just need to fly this ship over that town like civilization, send the live broadcast from the large television, and then drop the vials. It is all so simple. I can do this. I take some deep breaths, relax, and then search for the autopilot toggle button. I find it, and then press it. I go to a window and over look the small town. I set some coordinates and make the ship stop above the podium spot in which I gave my last announcement of my presence. I could see creatures looking at my ship in shock and amazement, and some ran away in fear. I turn on the broadcast, and make the large television streaming device appear in front of my ship. "Greetings, all. I am about to unleash my wrath on all of you for the disrespect and mockery you have made of me and my work. I have a very large hammock full of vials containing a very deadly and toxic disease. I will drop it, and it will spread to every creature on this earth. Running will not save you. Your race is doomed." I turn off the broadcast and take back in the large television. I look through my ship window and at the ground. Many creatures are frantically running about, and some are looking confused. Seeing these little things run makes me fill with a seething rage. "I would like my portable handheld plasma disintegration device. Release the hammock to the ground, and beam me down with it. The device is now on the table in front of me, and I pick up my cane, adjust my hat, and twirl my bow tie. I am now on the hammock. I look down, and I am a good distance from the ground. It looks like I could die at this distance if I fell. I then hear a loud chopping noise, and the next thing you know, I am falling with the hammock. It was grayish, and considerably large. The vials were jumping and bouncing everywhere. I go to the edge of the hammock while trying to hang on, and see we are headed for a bench. I am trying to keep my cane and top hat from flying off the hammock. This is a very difficult task. The hammock then hits the ground, and I hear vials break, and feel a violent shake. There are still these creatures around. There is a pony looking straight in my eyes. The pink one. It begins to pat my head. I quickly grab my plasma disintegration device and point it at the thing. "Ooh, what is that? Is that a chew to-" Those were the last words it said before I blasted it out of existence. The screams and gallops of these creatures are heard all around. I see a few running and decide to blast them. They no longer exist either. I look to my left at a creature whos flesh is melting, and skin is peeling. It is screaming in agony. I smile an excited smile. "Yes! The disease! It works!" I grab a communication device from my top hat and call for trooper reinforcements. Lizard like robots dropped from the sky, carrying advanced photon freezers. Creatures in armor holding spears begin to run at me. One of my troops shoots one of them, and it freezes up, floats into the sky two feet, and then explodes in a violent and grotesque way. One of my troops fires into a building, and it blows up. Fires begin to streak across the town. One of my troops then drops his gun and begins to beat bystanders and the armored creatures alike. The things are melting, and screams of agony can be heard. The sky becomes grey with smoke from my ship, and the fire everywhere lights them orange. I begin to run around the town, giving my troops directions and such. I then see a cardboard box. I decide to see what is in it. Once I open it I see a grey thing with blonde hair holding a tinier one. They notice me, and their eyes open wide. They begin to cower. I look in my top hat, and grab out a comically large hammer. I then smash them both, and blood is splattered on me and all over the area. A smile is etched in my muzzle. I grab a megaphone from my top hat. "I'm out to destroy and I will cut you down! I dub this day, "Black Friday"! Paint on the walls with the blood that they spill! The creatures have mocked me enough, I am never hesitant to kill!" My fur has stained red blotches on it. My glorious coat mattered to me none right now. I sit on the cardboard box and relax as the crackling of fire, screams of terror and pain, and the robotic sounding stomping of my troops fill my ears. It is quite unpleasant, and so is the retched smell. I have not ate in a long time, and still notice that there are remains of the creatures left. I then grab some of the remains and begin to chew on it. The taste is absolutely divine. I could feel the warm liquid blood running down my muzzle as I consume this delicious meat. I hear some sounds behind me. I turn around and there is a little purple dragon like creature looking around. "Twilight! Where are you? Are you there?" He stopped as his eyes met with mine. "You look like an interesting creature. You are now mine.", I say, with some interest in my tone. "No! I can't die! Please! I just want to find my friends!", it yelled at me. "You are a very rude creature. I do not take liking to your tone." "No! I'm sorry! Please!", it says, as it gets down on its knees. I grab my vortex cube and suck him in it. What an ignorant creature. So low as to ask for pity mercy and forgiveness for its non polite manner. Creeping DeathLosfer Words; Big 'Orra After I return to the box and fill myself with the meat, I decide to expand my expedition. I pull out my communication device and call out a miniature hovercraft. I hop in it. I turn on the electric force field and begin to look for more creatures to destroy. The immense mayhem caused in such a small time frame was utterly astonishing. The sky began to turn dark because of the smoke being emitted from my ship. Screams stopped, and all was quiet. All you could hear was the slight wobble of my hovercraft, the subtle hum of electricity from the force field, crackling fire, robotic clanking, and occasional distant screams. The scent of the dead was ever more present. I saw a rat scurry across the dirt road, stop, let out a screech, and begin to steam. Smoke rose from the creature, and it began to curl up in a ball. The fur on it started shedding on the ground. Meat slivers began to slip off of it. This continued until it was an inanimate skeleton. It is always good to know what creatures my disease affects. I need to destroy the leader of this land and let this world rot. I am very excited, because when I return to my ship I can begin testing this disease. I usually don't have the need for making alot of viruses and testing this, and since this was a reasonable opportunity, it was allowed by me. It seemed like I was roaming the place for quite some time before I reached the exit. I did not bother checking in houses for any living creature, because they would most likely die by the disease. I did notice that the walls were literally expertly painted by my machines with blood. It was nice to see beautiful red landscapes painted on walls. My machines really are programmed well. I wonder where this princess could be. "My troops, roam the skies and look for a regal castle like structure. Send me there immediately to inspect." My robots spread out metallic wings and began to take towards the sky. They emitted a trail of black and thick smoke as they did so. I still remember that day like it was yesterday. That princess thought she was going to stop me by surrounding me with those armored creatures. What a silly fool. I wonder what will be her demise. I have so many methods and ways to kill it. I was then immediately transported to the front of a regal castle. My troops were beside me. I looked around, and noticed that this place was quiet and empty. "Why have you not warned me before you teleported here? No matter, accompany me to the castle." I walked forward and my troops began to follow me. I went to the front door and tried to open it, to no avail. "I need a troop to take this door down for me." A robot then went up to the door and knocked it down. I entered first. The room was desolate. "Investigate everywhere." My troops began to scatter and began to search the palace. I rub my paws together in anticipation. This coward must be hiding somewhere. All my troops have left the room, but their metallic clanking still echoes the palace. I am waiting in the room still. I then hear subtle steps behind me, and I quickly turn around. It is then revealed to be a few guards. I strike them both with my cane as quickly as possible, and they both fall down with a painful crack. They must think they are clever. They actually believed they could sneak up on me. The thought is so absurd. I must stay alert, as I could be blindsided any minute. The disease must have not spread here yet, but the word of the events that took place at the last town civilization I was at must have. I then heard robotic scratching and screeching, accompanied by electric sounds. I looked at my communication device, and my robots had gone offline. Something was not right. What the fuck is this?! Yelling and the sound of steps all around me could be heard. Several creatures began to charge towards me. I ran under them and into a dark corridor. I closed a door and sealed it with an adhesive flame torch blower. Lights began to fill the room I was in. My troops had failed, and I acted in a coward like manner. I should have blasted them out of existence. The door was then being pounded on. I then heard a voice. "You are not going to get away that easily." I turned slowly and saw the princess, accompanied by a smaller and dark purple creature. They both had angry expressions. I immediately unscrewed the top of my cane and flung the bag of the parasites at the purple creature. They escaped the bag and entered the creature's ears and mouth while the thing was letting out a painful cry. "Sister!", the princess said while watching the purple creature die. I then flung the cane top at the princess. Nothing came out. There were no more. The princess turned to me with an expression of seething rage. I then spun out my portable handheld disintegration device, and point it at the princess. I pull the trigger. "Please refill this device with more liquid dark matter.", a robotic voice said. This is terrible. It must have had barely any juice in it at all! I should have prepared myself better. "Princess, I am going to kill you with my bare paws!", I say as I lunge at the creature. It gave a startled yelp but then I was quickly levitating in air, surrounded by a yellow aura. "Put me down this instance you vile creature!", I say, as I wriggle around in the aura. "You have done unimaginable things. My students, my subjects...my sister..." The door then breaks down, and we both focus our attention to it. It was one of my troops, but was missing its legs and one arm. It was slowly crawling to us. "You have destroyed my robots! I had not expected you creatures to understand the properties of electricity and its effects on my troops delicate hardware! You fiends!" It kept crawling toward us, and made horrible metal clanks and sounds. It then began to emit smoke. While the princess was distracted, I grabbed my vortex cube. I pressed a button on it, but nothing happened. Impossible! The robot became slower and slower, and eventually stopped when it was a few inches from the princess. It then activated again, and threw a pebble at the princesses eye, and then the robot shut off. The aura was let off as the princess held her eye and winced. "Why don't you say we settle this like sophisticated animals? A paw to paw brawl." She quickly stopped rubbing her eye and looked at me. We immediately jumped at each other. I bit the creature's muzzle and held on while clawing at the creature's face. It began to shake violently and flung me off of its muzzle and across the room. It then ran to me, stomped on my tail, and held on. Pain started to swell throughout me, and I let out a sharp yelp. I tried to scurry and scatter, but to no avail. The princess then began to stomp on me multiple times. Pounding pain was throughout my body. It raised its other hoof up, and scattered for my cane. I picked it up, ran to the creature, and began to strike it across the head with the cane. It then fell to the floor, and was bleeding. It had several bruises, scrapes, and scratches on it. It was breathing slowly and heavily. I turned my attention to its long horn, and groped my paws on it. I then pulled on it as hard as I could. I heard alot of cracking noises, and the princess was in tears, letting out the worst shriek I have ever heard. The horn then came out with blood trickling from the bottom of it. The princess was emitting loud and painful cries. I then grabbed my vortex cube, and pressed a button on it. The aura must have blocked its teleportation feature. I hope that this works, and the aura did not interfere with it bad enough to cause alot of damage. The creature was sucked into it. The Epilogue The Epilogue Pom Pom dragged his pain wracked body to his broken robot, and grabbed his fuel tank. He quickly slurped the liquid in it up. His scars and wounds began to disappear, and he felt normal again. His communication device still had contact with the mother ship. He was teleported back to his ship, and left the chaotic and decaying world of Equestria behind. He felt satisfied, and still had test subjects to work on, and not to mention an amazing specimen to display at the D.A.W.N. contest and display day. He felt in his heart that these creatures would help the D.A.W.N. organization greatly. Equestria was plagued with the deadly disease, and the blackworm parasite began to use ponies as functioning and controlled vessels. The original Spike, Fluttershy, and Celestia remain in cryogenic hibernation, and no clones have been counted as tested yet.
The Imperative (Otiose) Prologue The Imperative (Otiose) Prologue I am Pomarade Higgenbottoms IV. You may call me Pom Pom if you wish. I consider myself quite refined and intellectual. My friend Winshiny Restrivious Reoarcluse has sent me to a strange terrain bustling with multi-colored equestrian beings. Now I will try my best to recieve samples of their type so that I can go back to my ship and make another clone to add to my extensive collection of cloned omniversial creatures.
Looking Down On ThemAnd there I stood, Observing the strange creatures from a distance atop a hill. A bench on the hill was harboring a grey and seemingly exhausted creature. I decided not to near it, as these beings might have high aggression levels. It immediately got up, yelled random nonsense, and then galloped down the hill's incline. I tilted my hat slightly, as the creature had produced wind speeds in which would slightly tilt my hat off of my head. I moved my cane forward and began slowly down the incline. I made sure to make close observations of the grass and the materials that were on the ground. I got on my hind legs and began to sniff the ground. It had a normal musky grass scent. I got up, and affixed my hat again. As I picked myself up with my cane, I faced forward to the town like structure that I have been studying. None of these beings have noticed me yet. I then begin to plan my next course of action. I wonder if these creatures would be willing to help. They obviously must be civilized, based on their established communication with each other, and their many structures. I strut across the smooth dirt path that lay between me and the town, and enter it. I notice many of the beings display a severely confused and scared expression when eyeing me. An equestrian walks in front of me, with a sort of amazed look on its face. I halt, and begin to observe the creature. It is marvelous to get a good and close look at these things. Its body was a light pink, and its hair was a darker hue of pink. Its hair was a little bizarre and soft looking. The thing began to speak to me. "Oh my goodness, you are so cute! What is your name little guy?", It asked with an overwhelming amount of enthusiasm. The being was surely peppy and upbeat, not to mention its body movement was spastic. I was relieved that these creatures spoke English. I took a little bit of offense and suspicion from what the creature had said, as it seemed it was speaking down to me. I shrugged it off, and answered its question. "I am Pomarade Higgenbottoms IV. It would be of great help to me if you would remove yourself from my path." The being expressed a sort of shock. It stepped back a bit, but not out of my path. "I regret to inform you that I can not allow myself to stay in this position for an extended period of time, for I have tasks that need completed.", I said, with irritation in my tone. "EVERYONE! ITS A TALKING DOG!", the thing blurted quite loudly. I decide not to proceed in any violent action, so I simply go around the creature. As I walk past it, I turn around and spit toward it, as what all creatures with disrespect deserve. "NO! WAIT! COME BACK! I WANNA SHOW YOU TO MY FRIENDS!", It spurted in a plea of desperation. I simply kept walking further into the town. Every being I went by seemed amazed and mesmerized. I can not exactly put my paw on why the creatures here seem to be acting this way towards me. They might be barbaric, but as proven before they can speak languages and have built many structures. My conclusion is that those creatures have been designed to be rude and disrespectful towards everything. I need the samples so I can get out of this unpleasant estate. If I were to get out of here more quick like, then I must gather the dna samples from one of these creatures. As I see it, this world is insignificant. I will do as I please. The disrespect of me deserves severe punishment. I will take no prisoners. I see an empty podium with a little stand accompanied by a microphone. Seeing as this was a perfect opportunity to state my presence, I walk to it. As I climb up to it, I have a few difficulties getting up, as everything here seems to be a little bit larger than me. I use my cane as support as I stand to the microphone. "Beings of this world, it would be to your greatest benefaction if you were to listen to me right now." The creatures came from corners, with their ears perked, they galloped over here and such. After some loud chatter and astonishment from the building crowd, they gave a blank and awkward stare. "Ahem. I am Pomarade Higgenbottoms IV. I have came here to collect dna samples. I will leave as soon as I get these. I would ask for any brave and unimportant volunteers from your tribe." I raise my brow as the creatures begin to jump and fumble about. Some scream, some turn to their friends and engage in conversation. "I will do what is only absolutely necessary to receive these samples. Unless you want a dark fate, I ask of you to provide me with one of your own kind." The crowd went silent for a moment. Then the crowd burst out in a very condescending and inhospitable laughter. I decide I will take no more of these barbaric and unimportant creatures looking down on me. "You all are disrespectful hooligans. I ask of a simple request and you must act a fool. I hope you have the capacity to understand that I do not take to being insulted well." The crowd became a mixed roar of laughter and woos, only becoming more irritating and migraine inducing. One of these things yelled from the crowd to what I can only describe as fighting words. "You are so cute! I love this little joke you are putting on! Ha ha ha!" As soon as these words hit my ears, I growl into the microphone. The crowd turns into a mumble once more. "Do you have the utmost unwillingness and blackness in your mind to call my presence a joke?! Do you think my profession and my whole life is just a sick joke?! Do you think I do not matter one bit?! Can you creatures not process any sort of respect?! It is an honor to have me set foot upon this land! You should at least act a bit civilized!" Hushed whispers and more astonishment is expressed throughout the crowd. The crowd becomes separated as a single creature walks through the separated crowd. It seemed to be of a higher rule then the rest of them, and when the crowd saw it they took no time to get out of its way. It was white, and its hair was quite odd. Its wings which were spread out came back in. It walked close to me until it met the first step to me. "Greetings, I am the princess of this kingdom and all of Equestria. What have you come here for?" I am relieved to find that there are some polite and hospitable beings around here. "I came here to get dna from one of your kind." It simply gave me a smile, grabbed a tuft of hair from its coat, and handed it out with its hoof like appendage. "Will this fare well?" "How am I to map the genome of an entire creature without one? I need one of these creatures." The thing gave a sort of nervous look. "Oh, I am sorry, but I can not do that." She must have a useless creature around here. "You leave me no choice but to take action into my own hands, Miss Princess." She gave a sort of battle ready look, and leaned a bit back, prepared for a tumble. The crowd began to back away slowly. "Are you not sure we can continue to engage in conversation to come to an agreement?" "Mister Pomarade, I am sorry, but my subjects are not for sale." I look around for a moment. Creatures in armor surrounded me. The crowd had run off. Is this thing really that hesitant to let go off any of her unimportant lower beings? "You seem to have me surrounded. I hope you understand that this simply will not hold me. Remove the guards and let me roam this town." "I am afraid I can not let you do that, Pomarade." "I see." I put the cane on my back, go on all fours, and begin to rush swiftly past the creatures who had me surrounded. I feel the wind against my fur, and I try as hard as I can to keep my top hat from slipping off of me. After a few minutes of vigorous running, I end up at a cottage like structure. I begin to near its entrance door, and I knock a few times. I hear some steps, and the door opens. It reveals a creature which I can only describe as having the greatest beauty out of anything I have ever seen. It had a yellow coat and pink hair laid in a favorable position. "Hello little fella...why are you out here all alone?" Her voice sedates and calms me, but I quickly remember why I am here. I stand upright and don my cane. "I am Pomarade Higgenbottoms IV. I need a full body sample of one of your kind." The thing looked at me with a confused manner. It looked off into the air and was deep in thought. It quickly turned back to me. "Oh...um...c-come on in...", it said, holding the door to the cottage open. I tip my hat to it and give it a "thank you." It lead me to a dining area, opened a seat for me, and then sat on the seat to the opposite of me. "It is very much appreciated that you have let me come in your house for a bit. I do say, I am quite parched. May I have a spot of tea?" The moment it turned its back to go and retrieve the beverage, I took a shot at one of its hooves with my cane. A crunch sound was heard as it let out a blood curdling cry and fell to the ground. "You creatures are inexplicably ignorant." The thing screamed in what seemed like immense agony. I brought out my vortex cube from my top hat and sucked the creature in it. Now knowing it was safe in cryogenic hibernation, it was this world's turn to pay for the disrespect it has aimed towards me.
The Mother ShipI begin to walk out of the cottage like establishment, and feel satisfaction at what I have done. I know I must go on to make the whole race pay for its unjust acts, but I relished in the satisfaction. There are a large amount of possibilities in which I could punish this race. Going into my space ship laboratory and shooting a fiber tonic nuclear ray beam aimed at the center of this town would be too quick and not satisfying enough. I could go into my giga-mech suit and wreak havoc on this country. I decided that would take too long. I then come up with an amazing idea. I would cause a putrefying pestilence, and then inject myself with a resistance to that disease, and then kill as many creatures as I can with my bare paws. All tis' left to do is to retrieve my teleportation device from my hat, transport back to the mother ship, find a fitting disease, and then get the antibodies for it. I make sure to think over my plan a few times to work out any flaws I happen to find. I grab my top hat from my head and begin to shuffle through it, looking for the before mentioned teleportation device. Once I finally find it, I place it on the ground. It begins to phase me in a bright flashing yellow light. I am now back in my mother ship. The large dark blue interior wall gave off a faint glow from the teleport dust the device gave off. The ground was a grey concrete and the room had only a very dim light. I walked forward to meet to large and metallic sliding door. It opened before me to reveal my cryogenic hibernation room. The sliding door closed behind me. The pink and purple glow of the frozen liquid that my creatures were stored in lit the walls. "Show me specimen number five zero two." A robotic claw came from the ceiling and went down the rows searching for that specimen. It then went far off into the distance. After a few minutes of waiting, it brought back a medium sized glass containment tube with the yellow equestrian being contained inside of it. "Place the specimen as number one on the research waiting list." The claw then picked up the tube and phased through the ceiling with it. "I need assistance traveling to the micro specimen examination and research deck." I was then teleported to the micro specimen examination and research deck. It was a bright and large room that had a beautiful view of outer space. Glass cases and other micro containment apparatus were instilled into the concrete walls. "I would like a virus that meets the standards of, "fast, painful, and airborne" for effects." A robotic golden retriever came to me. "There are approximately thirteen viruses with these standards.", It replied in a monotone voice. "Narrow the results down to, "animal, horse"." The robot sat for a moment. "We have two viruses that meet these standards.", It replied. "Take blood samples from specimen five zero two who resides as number one on the research waiting list, and then use those samples to bio engineer two viruses of that kind. Make sure to keep the research system mapping the genome of the creature, and combine the best traits of the viruses together. After that, make five ounces of a vaccine for that strand of virus and put some of it in syringe form. Leave the rest in test tubes." The robot nodded and ran off down the room. I had invited my long time aquatint, Winshinny , to come over to my ship and have some beverages. I made sure to get the tea room prepared for his arrival. I am now sitting in my chair, anticipating the arrival of my colleague. I them hear steps coming from the tea room entrance. A hooded figure slowly nears the table. It then drags out a table and sits down. "Winshinny! Please tell me, how has your journey gone so far?" The figure took off its cloak to reveal a golden brown dog. He was always quite odd, but a good jester nonetheless. "Well, I have been doing the usual, ya know, traveling to these comic con things, getting people high and offering them drugs while in my cloak. Oh, Pom, you would have loved their reactions! Every time they think they are the character they are dressed as, but they think they are in a land of ponies as them. They keep stumbling and yelling across the convention until the law arrives. Its hilarious!" "Oh, Wind, you know how to make me laugh every time!" We both take a sip of our tea. "So, Pom Pom, what have you been up to?" "I have had a quite unpleasant experience recently. I traveled to one of those pony dimensions you keep talking about, and they were all rude and aggressive creatures. I have got one of them in cryogenic hibernation, but I am planning to wipe out that world with a disease." Winshinny gave me a smile. "Hey, they deserve it, don't they?" We both take another sip of tea. "I propose a toast, to our long standing acquaintanceship!" "Toast!" We then both clink our tea glasses together, and have a good chuckle. "Well, it was fun Pom Pom, but we are both very busy dogs. I must go back to doing what I am doing, and so must you. See you later, friend!" We both hug each other, and he begins to go towards the exit. "Farewell, my friend!" "One hour from now another species of life form will disappear from the face of the planet forever...and the rate is accelerating." "Thank you for the information. Now go along." The labrador robot walked away. I have been waiting for quite some time for this bio engineered virus to get finished. Every second felt like an eternity, even in my ultra luxury entertainment bedroom. "How long until that virus is completed?" "Approximately five minutes and three seconds." It's good that this thing would not take much longer.
Prepping For ProcedureI put on my top hat and bow tie, picked up my cane, and stood up. I was tapping my paws impatiently. "The virus and vaccine have been created. Please come to the micro specimen examination deck to receive your vaccine and the virus." "I would like to be taken to the micro specimen examination deck." I was then immediately transported to the deck. The golden retriever robot was holding a syringe that was filled with a clear liquid. I then grabbed my anti pain wipe and slightly tore the miniature bag in which it was contained. "Rub this on the injection wound after you inject me with the vaccine." The robot Simpy nodded and took my bag. I stretched my paw out, and waited for the syringe. I then felt a sharp pain that lasted only for two seconds on my outstretched paw. The wet pain napkin had been applied. The robot then took out a little band-aid and put it on the wound. "Go back to the research waiting list area and make sure that the genome mapper has not failed." The robot nodded again and went off to the research waiting list area. I wonder how I will spread this disease. Maybe I should load it on a massive hammock and let it loom above the town until I drop it. That will be brilliant. I have to make sure the disease is contained in glass tubes, so when the hammock drops the vials of the virus can break on the ground and can spread. "How many vials of the the new virus do we have stored? Also label the virus as virus number seven hundred and seventy six. Also unfreeze number five zero two from cryogenic hibernation and clone it so we can study the effects of the disease. Make sure to freeze it back afterwards. Take me to the cloning observation and testing deck." "The current amount of the virus "seven hundred and seventy six" contained in glass tubes are fifty five. I will alert all robots in the cloning observation and testing deck and the research waiting list of these commands." I am then transported to the cloning and research observation deck. I onlook a small room concealed with foam and reinforced fiber glass, with a window in front of it. There is also a chair sitting in the middle of the room with straps on the arms of the chair. I look above and I see clones of the creature I caught, but sleeping and in a fetal position, hung with stainless steel and anti bacterial hooks by their mouths. There is a system of moving tubes and bottles among me too. To the right of the chair room is a white and gray containment and waiting room. All the clones are took from their hooks and thrown into the room. By looking at the room I can estimate a total of six or so clones inhabit it right now. The clones begin to wake up. They begin looking around the room and then at eachother. "Give me the manual medical operations control board.", I say with a smile etched in my muzzle. A claw phases through a wall to the right of me, holding a small cube. It then drops it in front of me. I pick it up and begin to twist it and turn it in a specific pattern. After a few seconds it made a click and turned into a hovering control board. It had lots of colorful switches and buttons. I pressed a medium sized blue button on the board, and a speaker came from the wall into the room. A microphone rose from the control board. I tapped it, and then began to speak into it. "These tests are authorized by the Domesticated Association Wing of Nomadic extra terrestrial life forms. Clones are open to any and all testing for education purposes. You will be labeled with a letter and a number before legal testing. Everything that goes on during this testing will be recorded and monitored as soon as it begins. As soon as this testing ends, you will be provided a hand book containing all of the "D.A.W.N." rules for testing and capture of other foreign life forms. After you read the provided rules, please make sure that none of the rules have been broken. If any of these given rules have been broken, please report this to your test administrator. The spreading of plagues and destroying of planets is not against the "D.A.W.N." laws, so any reports of an administrator or it's associates destroying your home planet will simply be ignored. Thank you for listening to the legally necessary pre-procedure paragraph." The creatures wore a horrified expression on their faces and began to scream and run around frantically. "I would like for you all to remain calm so we can label and tag you. A tagging robot will enter your containment area. Please remain calm and be cooperative with it, or you will be broken down into micro particles. Non-cooperative test subjects are something "D.A.W.N." laws do not defend." The clones immediately huddled together and began cowering. A sliding door opened in the room and the robot came in. It went over to one of the clones and grabbed them, grabbed out a sharp tagger, and clamped it on its ear. It let out a painful cry. The robot then dropped the creature to the ground. The others were getting tagged, and a few struggled a bit, but it eventually got done. "Thank you for your cooperation. One of you will now be taken for manual testing so the presets for it can be written so that automatic testing can be done with a lower failure rate percentage. If you happen to die during testing or suffer from long term injury after testing, please remember that it is not protected nor against the "D.A.W.N." laws."
The ProcedureI am glad I had installed soundproof glass. They were screaming and running about, banging the walls and such. Some were balled up and crying. I pushed a button and brought up a joystick. A claw extruded from the ceiling of the room. I moved it towards a balled up and crying creature, pressed a button, and the claw then opened and dropped on it. It then closed up and rose. It had caught it. I then moved the joystick left, and the claw holding the clone phased through the left wall and into the chair room. I pressed another button and a robot came in to strap the creature in the chair. It tried to run and fly and such, but was weak against the machine. I then pressed a combination of yellow buttons and a mechanism came down to the creature, and held its eyelids open. As it was right now, none of the creatures could see the observers. "Hello, FA-3. In a moment you will be subjected to completely legal and safe testing. We must inform you that the safeness of each procedure varies depending on the administrator. "D.A.W.N." can not keep the safeness of every test across each administrator consistent, but can make sure they follow a standard procedure and make the creature know what it is going to get into. "D.A.W.N." only allows testing of clones. If you are not a clone, please report this to the administrator after testing. Lets begin, shall we?" Two robots came in the room and hooked up an x-ray to the wall. I pressed a button and the whole room flashed. An image of the skeleton of the creature popped up on the x-ray screen. I pressed another button and a medium sized razor came from the ceiling. I moved my joystick downwards. At that moment the razor began to near the creature's underbelly. It's mouth opened and it wriggled as much as it could. The movement did not help it escape the incoming blade. It barely touched the underbelly and immediately a giant perfect slice running from the stomach to the tail of the creature appeared. I made sure to remove the blade as quickly, as not to damage any organs. The walls and the one sided glass were covered in spatters of blood. I could see its pain and agony written on its face. The eyelids were still open, and looked irritated. I made sure to apply water drops to them automatically from a miniature dropper. From what I could tell, it was emitting loud groans and cries of pain. It is a good thing I installed the sound proof glass. Maybe I'll get some stain proof glass next. I pushed a button and another joystick came up. I pushed it back some, and the table came towards me, facing forward. The creature's eyes stared into my soul, and were full of sorrow and confusion. It began to turn pale. A lot of blood was pouring from it's giant cut , and I think I saw an organ almost slip out, too. I decided I must do this quickly. I pressed a button again and a medium sized claw phased through the right wall. I moved it until it was near the thing's stomach. I pushed it forward in the hole, and the creature let out a sound once more. It began to vomit everywhere. It dripped down its mouth to its giant cut and to the floor. Some of the liquid did not reach the floor. I started sweating as I moved more hastily. At that point I was frantically grabbing organs, in fear it would die before I got to have a hold of its working organs. "Grab its organs and immediately cryo freeze them! Do this hastily! Now Now!" Robots and claws all started ripping the creature apart, grabbing organs, slipping and falling everywhere. Red was scattered across the walls and floor. The robots and claws grabbed the slit and tried to tear it open, while others simply tore out its scalp. Some jumped inside of it. The robots quickly stopped in their tracks and calmly picked up the organs that were on the ground, and went off. All that was left was a bloody pulp and mess. The chair had less than half a skeleton remaining on it, with some skin and meat attached. I began to growl and bark in anger. "What has happened?!" "There has been a minor malfunction. The floor and wall liquid pipe system did not soak up the blood and send it to the forensic labs. The systems went as fast as they could to grab anything of the creature. Sorry for this minor malfunction. We will recheck and restart the mother boards and clean the operations room. Somehow our daily maintenance feature went offline. We will put the clones back in cryogenic hibernation." "Forget the disease testing. Bring all of the new viruses and load them on a hammock and hang them below the ship. Make sure to fly over the last dimension I visited before doing this. Also bring me a packet of the aggressive blackworm parasite." After waiting for a minute or so, a claw brought me a metal sphere. "This sphere contains the packets. You can place this on the top of your cane so you can fend off attackers. Remember not to open them unless in extreme danger." "I am not a moron. I know how these things work. Are we at the previous dimension yet? Any progress on the hammock?" "We are in your most currently visited dimension. The hammock is loaded and hanging from the bottom of the ships release hangar." "Make sure the maintenance system is up and working again. Send me to the broadcasting and ship control room." I am now in the broadcast and ship control room. I walk up to the computer board, and look for the button to turn auto pilot off.
Black FridayGood Mourning...Black Friday That went horrible wrong. I now have no idea how a completely deadly and dangerous disease I have created works. I have a vaccine for it, so I should not be worried. This is the first time anything has gone wrong for me. I am so frustrated and unfocused. I just need to fly this ship over that town like civilization, send the live broadcast from the large television, and then drop the vials. It is all so simple. I can do this. I take some deep breaths, relax, and then search for the autopilot toggle button. I find it, and then press it. I go to a window and over look the small town. I set some coordinates and make the ship stop above the podium spot in which I gave my last announcement of my presence. I could see creatures looking at my ship in shock and amazement, and some ran away in fear. I turn on the broadcast, and make the large television streaming device appear in front of my ship. "Greetings, all. I am about to unleash my wrath on all of you for the disrespect and mockery you have made of me and my work. I have a very large hammock full of vials containing a very deadly and toxic disease. I will drop it, and it will spread to every creature on this earth. Running will not save you. Your race is doomed." I turn off the broadcast and take back in the large television. I look through my ship window and at the ground. Many creatures are frantically running about, and some are looking confused. Seeing these little things run makes me fill with a seething rage. "I would like my portable handheld plasma disintegration device. Release the hammock to the ground, and beam me down with it. The device is now on the table in front of me, and I pick up my cane, adjust my hat, and twirl my bow tie. I am now on the hammock. I look down, and I am a good distance from the ground. It looks like I could die at this distance if I fell. I then hear a loud chopping noise, and the next thing you know, I am falling with the hammock. It was grayish, and considerably large. The vials were jumping and bouncing everywhere. I go to the edge of the hammock while trying to hang on, and see we are headed for a bench. I am trying to keep my cane and top hat from flying off the hammock. This is a very difficult task. The hammock then hits the ground, and I hear vials break, and feel a violent shake. There are still these creatures around. There is a pony looking straight in my eyes. The pink one. It begins to pat my head. I quickly grab my plasma disintegration device and point it at the thing. "Ooh, what is that? Is that a chew to-" Those were the last words it said before I blasted it out of existence. The screams and gallops of these creatures are heard all around. I see a few running and decide to blast them. They no longer exist either. I look to my left at a creature whos flesh is melting, and skin is peeling. It is screaming in agony. I smile an excited smile. "Yes! The disease! It works!" I grab a communication device from my top hat and call for trooper reinforcements. Lizard like robots dropped from the sky, carrying advanced photon freezers. Creatures in armor holding spears begin to run at me. One of my troops shoots one of them, and it freezes up, floats into the sky two feet, and then explodes in a violent and grotesque way. One of my troops fires into a building, and it blows up. Fires begin to streak across the town. One of my troops then drops his gun and begins to beat bystanders and the armored creatures alike. The things are melting, and screams of agony can be heard. The sky becomes grey with smoke from my ship, and the fire everywhere lights them orange. I begin to run around the town, giving my troops directions and such. I then see a cardboard box. I decide to see what is in it. Once I open it I see a grey thing with blonde hair holding a tinier one. They notice me, and their eyes open wide. They begin to cower. I look in my top hat, and grab out a comically large hammer. I then smash them both, and blood is splattered on me and all over the area. A smile is etched in my muzzle. I grab a megaphone from my top hat. "I'm out to destroy and I will cut you down! I dub this day, "Black Friday"! Paint on the walls with the blood that they spill! The creatures have mocked me enough, I am never hesitant to kill!" My fur has stained red blotches on it. My glorious coat mattered to me none right now. I sit on the cardboard box and relax as the crackling of fire, screams of terror and pain, and the robotic sounding stomping of my troops fill my ears. It is quite unpleasant, and so is the retched smell. I have not ate in a long time, and still notice that there are remains of the creatures left. I then grab some of the remains and begin to chew on it. The taste is absolutely divine. I could feel the warm liquid blood running down my muzzle as I consume this delicious meat. I hear some sounds behind me. I turn around and there is a little purple dragon like creature looking around. "Twilight! Where are you? Are you there?" He stopped as his eyes met with mine. "You look like an interesting creature. You are now mine.", I say, with some interest in my tone. "No! I can't die! Please! I just want to find my friends!", it yelled at me. "You are a very rude creature. I do not take liking to your tone." "No! I'm sorry! Please!", it says, as it gets down on its knees. I grab my vortex cube and suck him in it. What an ignorant creature. So low as to ask for pity mercy and forgiveness for its non polite manner.
Creeping DeathLosfer Words; Big 'Orra After I return to the box and fill myself with the meat, I decide to expand my expedition. I pull out my communication device and call out a miniature hovercraft. I hop in it. I turn on the electric force field and begin to look for more creatures to destroy. The immense mayhem caused in such a small time frame was utterly astonishing. The sky began to turn dark because of the smoke being emitted from my ship. Screams stopped, and all was quiet. All you could hear was the slight wobble of my hovercraft, the subtle hum of electricity from the force field, crackling fire, robotic clanking, and occasional distant screams. The scent of the dead was ever more present. I saw a rat scurry across the dirt road, stop, let out a screech, and begin to steam. Smoke rose from the creature, and it began to curl up in a ball. The fur on it started shedding on the ground. Meat slivers began to slip off of it. This continued until it was an inanimate skeleton. It is always good to know what creatures my disease affects. I need to destroy the leader of this land and let this world rot. I am very excited, because when I return to my ship I can begin testing this disease. I usually don't have the need for making alot of viruses and testing this, and since this was a reasonable opportunity, it was allowed by me. It seemed like I was roaming the place for quite some time before I reached the exit. I did not bother checking in houses for any living creature, because they would most likely die by the disease. I did notice that the walls were literally expertly painted by my machines with blood. It was nice to see beautiful red landscapes painted on walls. My machines really are programmed well. I wonder where this princess could be. "My troops, roam the skies and look for a regal castle like structure. Send me there immediately to inspect." My robots spread out metallic wings and began to take towards the sky. They emitted a trail of black and thick smoke as they did so. I still remember that day like it was yesterday. That princess thought she was going to stop me by surrounding me with those armored creatures. What a silly fool. I wonder what will be her demise. I have so many methods and ways to kill it. I was then immediately transported to the front of a regal castle. My troops were beside me. I looked around, and noticed that this place was quiet and empty. "Why have you not warned me before you teleported here? No matter, accompany me to the castle." I walked forward and my troops began to follow me. I went to the front door and tried to open it, to no avail. "I need a troop to take this door down for me." A robot then went up to the door and knocked it down. I entered first. The room was desolate. "Investigate everywhere." My troops began to scatter and began to search the palace. I rub my paws together in anticipation. This coward must be hiding somewhere. All my troops have left the room, but their metallic clanking still echoes the palace. I am waiting in the room still. I then hear subtle steps behind me, and I quickly turn around. It is then revealed to be a few guards. I strike them both with my cane as quickly as possible, and they both fall down with a painful crack. They must think they are clever. They actually believed they could sneak up on me. The thought is so absurd. I must stay alert, as I could be blindsided any minute. The disease must have not spread here yet, but the word of the events that took place at the last town civilization I was at must have. I then heard robotic scratching and screeching, accompanied by electric sounds. I looked at my communication device, and my robots had gone offline. Something was not right. What the fuck is this?! Yelling and the sound of steps all around me could be heard. Several creatures began to charge towards me. I ran under them and into a dark corridor. I closed a door and sealed it with an adhesive flame torch blower. Lights began to fill the room I was in. My troops had failed, and I acted in a coward like manner. I should have blasted them out of existence. The door was then being pounded on. I then heard a voice. "You are not going to get away that easily." I turned slowly and saw the princess, accompanied by a smaller and dark purple creature. They both had angry expressions. I immediately unscrewed the top of my cane and flung the bag of the parasites at the purple creature. They escaped the bag and entered the creature's ears and mouth while the thing was letting out a painful cry. "Sister!", the princess said while watching the purple creature die. I then flung the cane top at the princess. Nothing came out. There were no more. The princess turned to me with an expression of seething rage. I then spun out my portable handheld disintegration device, and point it at the princess. I pull the trigger. "Please refill this device with more liquid dark matter.", a robotic voice said. This is terrible. It must have had barely any juice in it at all! I should have prepared myself better. "Princess, I am going to kill you with my bare paws!", I say as I lunge at the creature. It gave a startled yelp but then I was quickly levitating in air, surrounded by a yellow aura. "Put me down this instance you vile creature!", I say, as I wriggle around in the aura. "You have done unimaginable things. My students, my subjects...my sister..." The door then breaks down, and we both focus our attention to it. It was one of my troops, but was missing its legs and one arm. It was slowly crawling to us. "You have destroyed my robots! I had not expected you creatures to understand the properties of electricity and its effects on my troops delicate hardware! You fiends!" It kept crawling toward us, and made horrible metal clanks and sounds. It then began to emit smoke. While the princess was distracted, I grabbed my vortex cube. I pressed a button on it, but nothing happened. Impossible! The robot became slower and slower, and eventually stopped when it was a few inches from the princess. It then activated again, and threw a pebble at the princesses eye, and then the robot shut off. The aura was let off as the princess held her eye and winced. "Why don't you say we settle this like sophisticated animals? A paw to paw brawl." She quickly stopped rubbing her eye and looked at me. We immediately jumped at each other. I bit the creature's muzzle and held on while clawing at the creature's face. It began to shake violently and flung me off of its muzzle and across the room. It then ran to me, stomped on my tail, and held on. Pain started to swell throughout me, and I let out a sharp yelp. I tried to scurry and scatter, but to no avail. The princess then began to stomp on me multiple times. Pounding pain was throughout my body. It raised its other hoof up, and scattered for my cane. I picked it up, ran to the creature, and began to strike it across the head with the cane. It then fell to the floor, and was bleeding. It had several bruises, scrapes, and scratches on it. It was breathing slowly and heavily. I turned my attention to its long horn, and groped my paws on it. I then pulled on it as hard as I could. I heard alot of cracking noises, and the princess was in tears, letting out the worst shriek I have ever heard. The horn then came out with blood trickling from the bottom of it. The princess was emitting loud and painful cries. I then grabbed my vortex cube, and pressed a button on it. The aura must have blocked its teleportation feature. I hope that this works, and the aura did not interfere with it bad enough to cause alot of damage. The creature was sucked into it.
The Epilogue The Epilogue Pom Pom dragged his pain wracked body to his broken robot, and grabbed his fuel tank. He quickly slurped the liquid in it up. His scars and wounds began to disappear, and he felt normal again. His communication device still had contact with the mother ship. He was teleported back to his ship, and left the chaotic and decaying world of Equestria behind. He felt satisfied, and still had test subjects to work on, and not to mention an amazing specimen to display at the D.A.W.N. contest and display day. He felt in his heart that these creatures would help the D.A.W.N. organization greatly. Equestria was plagued with the deadly disease, and the blackworm parasite began to use ponies as functioning and controlled vessels. The original Spike, Fluttershy, and Celestia remain in cryogenic hibernation, and no clones have been counted as tested yet.
