Good Mourning...Black Friday

That went horrible wrong. I now have no idea how a completely deadly and dangerous disease I have created works. I have a vaccine for it, so I should not be worried. This is the first time anything has gone wrong for me. I am so frustrated and unfocused. I just need to fly this ship over that town like civilization, send the live broadcast from the large television, and then drop the vials. It is all so simple. I can do this.

I take some deep breaths, relax, and then search for the autopilot toggle button. I find it, and then press it. I go to a window and over look the small town. I set some coordinates and make the ship stop above the podium spot in which I gave my last announcement of my presence. I could see creatures looking at my ship in shock and amazement, and some ran away in fear.

I turn on the broadcast, and make the large television streaming device appear in front of my ship.

"Greetings, all. I am about to unleash my wrath on all of you for the disrespect and mockery you have made of me and my work. I have a very large hammock full of vials containing a very deadly and toxic disease. I will drop it, and it will spread to every creature on this earth. Running will not save you. Your race is doomed."

I turn off the broadcast and take back in the large television. I look through my ship window and at the ground. Many creatures are frantically running about, and some are looking confused. Seeing these little things run makes me fill with a seething rage.

"I would like my portable handheld plasma disintegration device. Release the hammock to the ground, and beam me down with it. The device is now on the table in front of me, and I pick up my cane, adjust my hat, and twirl my bow tie. I am now on the hammock. I look down, and I am a good distance from the ground. It looks like I could die at this distance if I fell. I then hear a loud chopping noise, and the next thing you know, I am falling with the hammock. It was grayish, and considerably large. The vials were jumping and bouncing everywhere. I go to the edge of the hammock while trying to hang on, and see we are headed for a bench. I am trying to keep my cane and top hat from flying off the hammock. This is a very difficult task. The hammock then hits the ground, and I hear vials break, and feel a violent shake.

There are still these creatures around. There is a pony looking straight in my eyes. The pink one. It begins to pat my head. I quickly grab my plasma disintegration device and point it at the thing.

"Ooh, what is that? Is that a chew to-"

Those were the last words it said before I blasted it out of existence. The screams and gallops of these creatures are heard all around. I see a few running and decide to blast them. They no longer exist either. I look to my left at a creature whos flesh is melting, and skin is peeling. It is screaming in agony. I smile an excited smile.

"Yes! The disease! It works!"

I grab a communication device from my top hat and call for trooper reinforcements. Lizard like robots dropped from the sky, carrying advanced photon freezers. Creatures in armor holding spears begin to run at me. One of my troops shoots one of them, and it freezes up, floats into the sky two feet, and then explodes in a violent and grotesque way. One of my troops fires into a building, and it blows up. Fires begin to streak across the town. One of my troops then drops his gun and begins to beat bystanders and the armored creatures alike. The things are melting, and screams of agony can be heard. The sky becomes grey with smoke from my ship, and the fire everywhere lights them orange.

I begin to run around the town, giving my troops directions and such. I then see a cardboard box. I decide to see what is in it. Once I open it I see a grey thing with blonde hair holding a tinier one. They notice me, and their eyes open wide. They begin to cower. I look in my top hat, and grab out a comically large hammer. I then smash them both, and blood is splattered on me and all over the area. A smile is etched in my muzzle.

I grab a megaphone from my top hat.

"I'm out to destroy and I will cut you down! I dub this day, "Black Friday"! Paint on the walls with the blood that they spill! The creatures have mocked me enough, I am never hesitant to kill!"

My fur has stained red blotches on it. My glorious coat mattered to me none right now. I sit on the cardboard box and relax as the crackling of fire, screams of terror and pain, and the robotic sounding stomping of my troops fill my ears. It is quite unpleasant, and so is the retched smell. I have not ate in a long time, and still notice that there are remains of the creatures left. I then grab some of the remains and begin to chew on it. The taste is absolutely divine. I could feel the warm liquid blood running down my muzzle as I consume this delicious meat. I hear some sounds behind me. I turn around and there is a little purple dragon like creature looking around.

"Twilight! Where are you? Are you there?"

He stopped as his eyes met with mine.

"You look like an interesting creature. You are now mine.", I say, with some interest in my tone.

"No! I can't die! Please! I just want to find my friends!", it yelled at me.

"You are a very rude creature. I do not take liking to your tone."

"No! I'm sorry! Please!", it says, as it gets down on its knees.

I grab my vortex cube and suck him in it. What an ignorant creature. So low as to ask for pity mercy and forgiveness for its non polite manner.