Humanity's Cute And Sexy Pony Overlords

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Original Character, Comedy, Random, Princess Celestia, Sex, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1713

Humanity never stood a chance against the cute and sexy overpowered ponies. Jack is one of the last non cloppers. Will Jack be able to resist the sexy ponies or will he too fall to the sexy ponies?

Humanity never stood a chance against the cute and sexy overpowered ponies. All of Earth had submitted to the adorable ponies in mere hours.

All but a few, a human, named Jack is one of the last non cloppers. Will Jack be able to resist the sexy ponies or will he too fall to the sexy ponies?

Published 2015-06-22 00:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-22 00:10:01 UTC

One of the last Non Cloppers

Beer bottles, beer cans, pizza boxes, chip bags and other junk food lay across a filthy floor in a dirty rundown apartment. The walls were grimy green and the place was dark, the only source of light came from a large, boxy shaped, black old 90’s television, which lay atop a pile of red bricks.

In front of the television on a dirty, food stained couch sat a most depressed, middle aged, slightly overweight man. He was pale skinned, his messy wild, black hair much like a caveman and he had a dirty unshaven scruffy beard.

The human simply wore a greasy white t-shirt and a pair of white boxers. On his lap lay a large bucket of cookie flavoured ice cream. The poor man's eyes were badly bloodshot as tears fell down his cheeks, whilst he shoveled the ice cream into his mouth with a big silver spoon.

His name was Jack and he wasn't a clopper. Jack is a proud human, who has not been seduced by the sexyness of the ponies.

On television Jack could see a once proud human, who groaned sexfully as a beautiful, huge towering alabaster alicorn mare moaned sensually whilst she bounced her huge plump butt atop him in a cowgirl position. The insanely happy human below her tightly squeezed her massive rump, the silky soft fat of her butt cheeks compressed to the applied pressure from his hands.

"Mmm!" she moaned lustfully. "Worship my butt, my little handsome human," she said sexfully.

Jack sobbed in grief, even the mighty Mel Gibson in his William Wallace form from Braveheart with blue war paint on his face was no match for Celestia’s massive glorious butt. Mel Gibson was a human that bravely resisted many a sexy pony and shouted ‘Freedom from human and pony sex!’ at the friendly alien pony invaders.

Unfortunately, once the supreme, all powerful, immortal leader of the sexy pastel alien pony invaders had come forth to show him her glorious butt... tears had filled his eyes from witnessing such beauty… followed shortly by bowing before her almighty divine butt.

He was quoted as saying, ‘Praise the sun!’. Thus Mel Gibson, the mighty non clopper fell to the power of Celestia’s omnipotent butt. Even the most hardline non cloppers had fell when Celestia stood before them.

Human after human had fallen to the power of Celestia’s butt. None were able to resist such an amazing butt. Human after human gladly offered their cum to her godly butt. For to stand against Celestia’s butt, there can be no victory.

On the day the ponies came through a transdimensional portal to Earth, Princess Celestia had ordered her massive armies of sexy and cute pastel ponies to march all across Earth. The weak and pathetic human militaries of Earth were powerless to stop the vast hordes of cute and sexy ponies.

The ponies were so cute and sexy that most of the human soldiers didn’t even fire a single shot at them… even the few that had shot at them…. the bullets would slow down and drop to the ground... even at point blank range. It seemed that even bullets did not want to hurt sexy ponies.

Thus, one by one, all the humans fell to the sexy ponies. All across Earth on that fateful day the moans, groans and the slapping of flesh of humans and ponies could be heard as they passionately showed one another affection.

The human and pony sex continues on to this day.. for once a human has fucked a pony, he would never want to stop fucking a pony. For sex with a pony's magical pony pussy was a truly amazing experience.

Jack’s eyes drifted over to a tattered, old newspaper pinned to the wall from across the room in titled ‘Earth Surrenders. Not a single pony killed. Human and pony sex is best sex!’

"We… only lasted seven hours. The ponies were too cute and sexy. How is one to stand against such overpowered adorable monsters?" he said in a low voice.

Jack’s eyes moved onward to another newspaper on the wall, which was entitled. ‘Princess Fluttershy Singlehoofly Defeats The Reapers By Giving Them The Stare.’

"How does one manage to stop giant cuttlefish machines that have been killing all galactic sapient life in the galaxy for millions of years…. just by yelling at them and giving them a nasty stare? Ponies need to be nerfed! That’s shit way too overpowered!" he growled angrily.

A small smile came across his face when he saw another newspaper next to that one, entitled ‘Princess Celestia Sentences Evil TCB Celestia To Death For Indescribable Horrible Cruelty To Innocent And Sexy Humans!’.

"Well, at least they aren’t those ponies," he said in a more upbeat tone. "Plus we got world peace, we now live on a never dying Earth with an immortal never aging sun… every alien in the universe is scared of our sexy pony friends. Plus we got an all powerful pony god to push away those pesky asteroids."

"My dear Jack… are you ready to praise the sun?" came a soft, angelical voice.

"Well, I-I…uhhhh, " he sighed. "Oh, who am I kidding? I can’t resist such an butt any longer!"

With a flash of golden light Princess Celestia had appeared before him with her back to him, thus her massive white bubble butt was right before him. The human’s jaw dropped from witnessing such a beautiful butt in front of him…. his bucket of ice cream fell out of his arms to land on the filthy floor to make it even more filthy.

"Dirty boy! Dirty-dirty-dirty! I'm surrounded by neat freak nobles everyday, so there's nothing kinkier to me than a filthy slob like you," she shouted excitedly as she clapped her hooves together.

Suddenly, tears began to fall down his cheeks.

"But, I am not worthy of such a butt. My cum would bring shame to such an amazing butt," he said in a low voice.

Celestia turned around to lean down in order to give him a tender kiss on the lips. "Oh, my little human there’s no need to be ashamed. All humans are beautiful."

Jack raised an eyebrow"... even Justin Bieber?"

"Except him. Anyhoo, my little human you are beautiful. Just like every human, for nothing makes me happier for a human to explode his love cream out of their penis into my butt."

Jack’s lower lip trembled as he became overcome with emotion whilst fresh tears began to flow down on his face.

"Oh sweetheart, don’t cry," she said softly

With that the alicorn mare sat down on his lap to wrap her hooves around him in order to bring him into a tender embrace. The human continued to cry as Celestia held him.

At some point, the human managed to summon up the courage to wrap his arms around her. Celestia in turn leaned her head on his shoulder to begin nuzzling his neck affectionately, followed by folding her wings over him. The soft touch of her wings enhanced the experience of this hug even more.

After several minutes, the human had finally calmed down in the gentle embrace of a pony goddess.

"My dear little human… are you ready for my butt?" she said in a soft voice that could rival Fluttershy's.

The human nodded weakly. With a flick of her magic Celestia had lowered his underpants to reveal his massive, magically enhanced penis. The huge, heavy mare atop him locked lips with him as she slowly lowered her massive butt to take in his penis into her amazing butt of butts. Inch by inch she took it all in, her butt was made for loving humans and that’s what she does with it.

The human groaned in pure ecstasy as Celestia lowered herself atop him. He then leaned forward to tightly squeeze her amazing butt, the soft feel of her butt put the finest silks to shame.

Celestia lifted her lips off him to look down at him with a nasty grin. "Yet another human praises the sun."

The last few inches of his towering cock became buried deep inside her butt. Once his cock had finally bottomed out, she leaned back down to kiss him passionately as the human cried out in delight as she began bouncing her enormous butt atop him all the while she moaned aloud.

Her gigantic butt slammed heavily upon him, his long and thick cock was hugged tightly deep inside her butt’s amazing embrace. The huge alicorn mare continued to slam herself down harder and harder upon him to the point he thought his pubic bone should break. Yet, it didn't break, for Celestia’s magical butt never hurts a human from under her. Her butt is for loving humans, not for hurting them.

The human's grip on her butt tightened, the poor man was getting close already. It was not long till his cock exploded wave after wave of cum into her backside, the mass of cum was so much it began to flow out from her and make a terrible mess on the couch.

His cock began to soften inside her, nonetheless the human below her took the liberty to roam his hands over the soft, bountiful cheeks of her massive butt. The human with a happy grin on his face fondled her massive butt all over, he also tightly squeezed her butt here and there. Each time he squeezed her butt the mare atop him groaned lustfully as she smiled gleefully down upon him.

"Let’s refill and harden that cock back up shall we," she said with an evil grin.

With a simple spell from her horn his cock was reharded along with his balls filling with even more cum than last time. His cock stood ready for another round with Celestia’s glorious butt. With no further ado Celestia leaned back down to lock lips with the human and began to bounce her massive butt atop him again.

And so, Jack fell to the power of Celestia's all powerful butt. The sexy and cute ponies defeated all of humanity. However, out there, there are still some brave humans that resist the sexyness of the ponies.

The End