The Gigolo That Established Bonds.

Spike was walking down the hallways of Canterlot Castle, he grew to be a handsome dragon with amazing pecks & man;y face, he grew to look just like his fantasy version of himself. Even so, his good personality and handsome looks couldn't help him win the heart of the one he loved...Rarity. He waved & saluted back to a few guards as he passed by until he finally made it to the thrown room. He then entered the room, where 2 throwns were at the end. One belonging to Princess Luna who was unavailable for she is asleep until her sister Princess Celestia lowers the sun for her to raise the moon. On the other belonged to the ruler of Equestria, Princess Celestia whom of which was very happy to see Spike.

"Heeeeey soooooon." She greeted.

"Princess Celestia, you know I'm not a kid anymore, you should really just greet me normally."

"I know, but I just can't do that when it's just you & me." Then Celestia got off of her thrown to hug him. "I mean, I am after all, your mommy and I love you so much."

The princess hugged Spike, her unmatched bosom, pressing against Spike's chest. Spike was feeling uncomfortable because he can only see Celestia as family & nothing else. "Okay mom, now tell me, why did you bring me here? I know it was not to do 'royal business' AKA Mother/Son time, that's not until Saturday."

"You know me well, okay..." Then she broke the hug. "Spike, are you willing to make lots of bits?"

"Sure."

"Anyway possible?"

"Depends on what you're gonna tell me."

"Well, I was just wondering, since there's a summit coming up..."

"Please, mom I don't think I can face those delegates again after ruining the crystal statue twice!"

"Don't worry, I'm sure the female delegates will forgive you after you bed with them." Celestia told her son.

"Uh...could you repeat that?"

"You heard me, I promised the female delegates that you bed with them. That's how they'll forgive you for ruining the statue!"

"M-m-mom! With all do respect, you know I'd never go against you, but why did you promise I'd give them the D?"

"Well, I was trying to negotiate with them & we were able to come to an agreement when I told them about you having...double dragons!"

"Ugh, why did you have to tell them that?"

"Hey, the dragons in Dragontown, despite being a kinder version, refuse to tell us a thing!"

"Well, that's not my problem, now is i..."

"SPIKE! I'm trying to get you laid!" Celestia snapped.

"What?"

"Yeah, even though you never wrote about it, I know you haven't found yourself a girlfriend yet!"

"Hey, I've been busy."

"Busy doing what? Nothing? Spike, I refuse to have an adult son who is still a virgin!"

"Mom! My love life & sex life are my business!"

"Well why don't you make your business to get laid?"

"I'm not gonna give my virginity to a random stranger."

"Oh yeah? When are you gonna find that right mare? After Pound & Pumpkin Cake have grandchildren?"

Even though Spike can keep up with Celestia in an argument, though he couldn't beat her. Spike fell, landing on his knees, head down, at the mercy of the Princess of the sun!

"Fine, I'll do it!"

"Oh thank you Son, you'll have nothing to worry about, now the summit begins next month, see you then!" Then as Spike was leaving the room. "Oh, and don't tell Twilight, she doesn't know you're doing this."

Spike went back to Ponyville a while's after, with Pinkie Pie to welcome him back.

"Hey Spike, how was the royal business this time?" Asked Pinkie Pie.

"I have to fuck delegates!"

"Awesome!"

"No! Not awesome! I have no experience with sex!" Spike yelled back.

Pinkie thought about it...

"Oh, hey Spike, I think I can help you."

"Aren't you married to Cheese Sandwich?"

"Oh-no no no, not like that Spike, come with me, I think know somepony should be able to assist you with getting that experience." Pinkie explained. "I said come-on!" Then Pinkie pulled Spike into the next scene...

"P-Pinkie! Why'd you drag me to your parents rock farm?"

"To help you get exprience in bed, duh! Wait here, I gotta talk to my parents 1st."

Then Pinkie went into her childhood home, later she came back out.

"Alright Spike, come-on in!" Pinkie then gestured for him to come in.

Spike just did as Pinkie told him because when it came to figuring out Pinkie...you'll never figure her out.

"Alright Pinkie, I'm in the house, what do you want me to do now?" He said, not noticing Pinkie's dad Igneous Rock & her mom Cloudy Quartz.

"Duh, I want you to do my mom!"