1st of all, I Trahzo, the author and narrator, would like to point out that I am so very happy that California is canon in the show as Calihoofornia! I don't remember where but I saw the Twitter, confirming she was from Calihoofornia! Now for the story...

Calihoofornian Girls we're undeniable, daisy dukes, bikini on top!

"Um, can we not have a song right now?" Asked Pinkie Pie.

Calihoofirnia, Calihoofornia, Cali-hoof-ornia! Calihoofornia!

"Dude, just start narrating!"

Okay, fine Pinkie Pie, I'll shut-up! So Spike was pacing back and forth in his room.

"(Okay, last client! Don't worry, after this tell Twilight how sorry you are for flaking on her! With a chance, our friendship will become better and then we'll start dating, yeah a great way to make it up to her! And look, she's a virgin and she has no idea you're not a virgin plus you have a bunch of experience! Man, where is that client? She's 10 minutes late...)"

Meanwhile, a beautiful tall unicorn mare with orange curly mane & tail, yellow coat, purple eyes, red violet eye shadow, black skinny jeans, red violet shirt and hat was strutting down town, causing many heads to turn! Even the heads of married stallions! Her E cups were bouncing every time she took a step with her red violet stilettos.

"Hmm...oh hey, Princess Twilight Sparkle should help me!" She said while walking up to her!

"Grr...we're...I mean I am going nowhere!"

"Twilight darling, I can help!"

"Why don't you help by NOT HAUNTING ME!!!" Twilight screamed with her eyes closed!

"Uh..."

Twilight opened her eyes in embarrassment!

"Oh! S-sorry about that!"

"Um...Princess Twilight Sparkle?"

"Yes, Tropical Dream?"

"Do you know where Spike is staying during the summit?"

"Of course, Spike is sleeping in his bedroom of Canterlot Castle! It's the room labeled Spike's room."

"Thanks, bye!" Then she teleported off!

"You're welcome! Wait a minute...she might know something about Spike's job! Rarity! We gotta..."

*WHAM!* Twilight was knocked out by a random Cloudsdale delegate!

"Hey!" Complained Fluffy Clouds.

"You called Spikey Wikey a random dragon, this is fair gain!" Said Rarity.

"Who said that?"

"I did darling!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Ghost!" Then Fluffy Clouds flew away!

"Huh, guess I'll be here waiting till you get up...Hmm...I better hide you somewhere safe so you don't get hurt or raped." Then Ghost Rarity lifted Twilight into mid air and plopped her onto a rooftop. "I better get you a mattress, don't want you having a stiff back."

Meanwhile...

*Knock!* *Knock!*

Spike opened the door, and what he saw...

"AH! Adagio Dazzle!"

"Who?"

Spike un-shielded his eyes, to get a good long look! When Spike took a good look at her, he was amazed!

"(Congratulations, you just won a spot on the top 10 hottest girls I've ever met!) Hey, you must be...Palmetto Star?"

"Baby, I'm Tropical Dream!"

"Sorry."

"Don't worry about it, it's cool."

"H-huh?"

"What's wrong?"

"Well..."

"Spike, the rich stuck-up girls aren't in Calihoofornia. What you see on TV are just the stereotypes, well I kinda spell bad, but still, not the stereotypical girls. We're like any other girl...well not the rich stuck-up bitches, but still...you know what I mean right?"

"Yeah, you're pretty laid back."

"Uh-huh!" Then she kissed Spike on the lips. "Now come-on, the sun's heat has been putting me into a pretty big one, and I want you to stick me with your big ones!"

"(Damn, that was clever!)" He thought.

Spike & Tropical Dream took no time stripping off each other's clothes! Spike was completely nude, while Tropical had a string bikini, only barely covering her nipples, and just covering the opening of her vagina!

"Spike?"

"Yeah?"

"Think we can do it on the chair?"

"Yes! I always wanted to try it on the chair, sounds cool!" Spike agreed.

"Good, now sit upon your thrown, prince!" Tropical said.

Spike sat down on the comfortable arm chair in his room, Tropical Dream sat down and stared at his limp schlongs before she began licking them! Spike's dongs expanded, straightened, and hardened into their full size. When they were at their hardest, Tropical Dream then took both into her mouth! Tropical Dream tried her best to get his entire length into her mouth! And well, it wasn't too hard considering the length of her muzzle, and with that, got down to the base of Spike's dicks! Bobbing her head up & down on him, massaging his balls with her hands as she did!

"Wow, you're good at this!"

"Thants!" Tropical Dream said with both of his dicks still in her mouth.

"Don't talk with your mouth full, especially with all of that sticky marshmallow cream in your mouth."

"Wha Marthmawow 'rea...waif, let we bull ow wefore thu..." Spike then grabbed her head and slammed her head down on his cocks as he came right into her!

"I'm cumming!"

Tropical Dream's pupils shot upwards showing the whites of her eyes! Tropical Dream then slowly took Spike's dicks out of her mouth.

*Punch!* "That really hurt you know!"

"Thick scales, don't feel a thing."

Then she shot a coconut at him!

*konk!*

"Okay, I felt that!"

"Get off the chair, it's time for you to service me!"

"Ooh, I always wondered what a reverse blowjob looked like from the guy's POV looked like after watching that one scene from Futari Ecchi."

Spike then got off, Tropical Dream sat on the arm chair, left elbow against the left arm, letting her left cheek rest on her fist. Spike got down on his knees.

"(Wow, much more kinky than I thought!)" Spike thought, I know redundant but hey, shut-up!

Spike then hooked his claw around Tropical Dream's string bikini bottom, pushed the string to the side, and then began licking her. Spike boldly stuck his tongue into her!

"Ah!" She went as she wrapped her legs around his head! Spike bobbed his head up & down on her pussy! Spike then kissed her pussy and then his tongue went down further!

"*moan* H-hey, st-stop that's the...that's the spot! Yes! lick there! *long moan* Yes, th-that's the ticket!"

Spike focused his whole tongue onto that one spot Tropical Dream showed him! Spike went relentlessly on it! Causing the beautiful Adagio Dazzle looking unicorn to close her eyes while biting her finger tips.

"You're doing great! You deserve a drink!"

"(Ha! Good one!)"

Then Tropical Dream blasted her quote on quote water all over Spike's face.

"Alright, my turn again." Spike said while getting up.

1st, Tropical Dream got off the chair and then seductively stripped the string off.

"(Uh...wow!)" Spike said with wide eyes.

Tropical Dream then mounted Spike! Her necks sticking out the back of the chair! Tropical Dream then wrapped her arms around Spike's back! Spike then thrusted his hips upwards!

"*moan!* L-let it slip in!"

"Sorry."

Tropical Dream then slowly slipped Spike's twin dragons down her ass & pussy. Spike then blind sighted her by grabbing Tropical Dream by the hips abruptly and then pushed her down hard!

"AAAAAH!!!" She screamed while looking upwards with her tongue sticking out! Spike then grabbed her head and connected his mouth with Tropical Dream's mouth! Tropical Dream then bounced up and down on Spike's lap! The inner walls of her vagina and plot felt so good that his penises actually got bigger some how!

"(Wait, did his dicks just increase in size?!)"

Spike then grabbed the bouncing beauty's breasts and began fondling them!

"Sorry, they were just bouncing in my face, I refuse not touching them!"

"It's okay baby! Oh, I'm about to cum!"

"I'm almost there too!"

Spike and Tropical Dream quickened their paces until...

"I'm cumming!" They both shouted at the same time!

Spike's cum colliding with Tropical's cum and then moving past to enter her ovaries!

Later Spike & Tropical Dream laid on the bed.

"That was great!" Spike complimented.

"If you want more, then come to Calihoofornia."

"I may do that."

"Well, I'm gonna go now."

"Yeah, I gotta find my friend and apologize for flaking on her a lot during this summit."

"Hope you 2 make up, and then make out." Then Tropical Dream teleported out of his room.

Meanwhile on a rooftop, Twilight awoke.

"Did someone get the number of that random pegasus?"

"Finally you're up darling!" Said Ghost Rarity.

"Rarity, where did that mare go?"

"She went to Spike's room and they had some freaky sex! I watched while you were out cold."

"Wh-what?!"

Author's Note

Spike the Dragon X Tropical Dream: 24% Aw-man!