Spike met with Twilight.

"Hey Twilight." Spike greeted with a smile...

"Hmph! Don't talk to me!"

"Hey!"

"Talk to the hand!" Then she strutted out.

"What did I do?"

"It's what you didn't ask me to do." She replied.

"T-Twilight come back!"

"Ooh, look at that! Twilight got mad at her boyfriend!" Said a delegate.

"I betcha he's cheating on her."

"H-hey, I am not her boyfriend, I'm her assistant!"

"Then I guess you flaked on her."

"Yeah, you're a bad employee!"

"Come-on, let's leave this Squidward of a dragon!"

"Bye Squidward!"

"Hey, you come back here so I can..."

"Worry about them later, right now you got a client tonight!" Said Celestia from behind. "Now go! She's waiting for you in room 01."

Spike followed Celestia's orders and there was his 1st client. An orange unicorn mare with a purple mane.

"A...a mime? Was she just kidding? *Hic!* *burp!* Dear Spike, no I wasn't kidding, this mime is Quiet Gestures, she's the delegate to all mimes! So have sex with her now, love mommy!" Spike looked at Quiet Gestures. "A delegate to the mimes, what's next? a delegate to the hippies?" Spike foreshadowed.

Meanwhile....

"Achoo!" went Katie Cook.

"Hello Quiet Gestures, I'm Spike, I'll be your escort for the day."

Quiet Gestures then used American Sign Language.

"Would you mind pulling my pants down whore?" She signed.

"Only if you do the same, also would you please not call me whore?" He signed back.

Spike pulled down the mime's pants and she did the same to Spike.

"Pink panties? I thought mime's would wear something more monochromatic."

"We all have dark secrets." She signed

"Yes, we all do...(I hope Twilight doesn't figure out about this!)" He thought.

"Now follow me to the bed." She signed.

"Really? You gotta stay silent in character at all times?"

"Well, maybe if you could force some sound outta me, that'll show how good you are at breaking a lady." She signed.

"I will force you to scream in delight, but I'd rather not end-up a rapist after this."

So after Spike & Quiet Gestures got into the bed, both were laying down on their side while they began making out having one of their hands in the other's underwear, fondling their each other's privates. Spike decided to take it up a notch as he put his free hand under Quiet's shirt, feeling up her chest.

"(Hmm..orange coat, and purple mane & tail, why does she look so familiar...eh guess she isn't Scootaloo since she's a unicorn.)" Spike thought. "(Then again there's an earth stallion in Ponyville who looks like Scootaloo, eh I'll talk to Scoots about it later, but now...)" Spike took it up a notch by spearing her pussy with his finger, making her head shake, almost causing her to squee, but then she pulled her hand out of Spike's boxers.

"Okay, I think you're ready." She signed. Quiet Gestures then took off her shirt, scarf, hat, and bra. Spike decided to take it up another notch by putting on her hat.

"By seeing how much you've soaked my claw, I say you're ready too." Spike then unbuttoned his shirt. "Now get on all 4's."

Quiet Gestures did as Spike said and presented her flank, she looked back and wiggled it at him. remember, wiggling is in a side motion, the dance of morons known as twerking is in an up & down motion! Now anyways, Spike lined his dicks up with Quiet's anus & pussy.

"I'm putting them in!" Then he made his hips go back, before thrusting them right into her! Quiet had to cover her mouth from making even the lowest moan! "Must feel good to have double the pleasure from the same guy."

Spike then began consecutively thrusting into her!

"(The more he does this, the more likely I am to go crazy & break character!)" She thought.

She could've told him to stop, but Spike couldn't see her hand signs from that angle! Spike then took it up another notch by spanking her flank every 2nd thrust, this took her by surprise!

"Did I just hear a squeak?"

Quiet was having a lot of trouble keeping quiet! She couldn't take it anymore but had to keep up the challenge!

"I'm close, are you?"

She shook her head yes.

"Wonderful because your insides are about to be as white.........as YOUR MAKE-UP!" She shouted as he fired his load into the mime.

"THAT ISN'T FUNNY!" She verbally shouted at him as she came with him.

They collapsed on the bed.

"Ha, I got you to *huff* say something." He said while still laying on top of her.

"You're better at this than my ex-husband!" She told him.

"Say what?"

*Riiiiing!*

"Oh, it's my phone, get off." Spike then got off of Quiet so she could answer her phone. The heads of his dicks came out with a pop. "Hello? Oh hey honey, oh, nothing, just getting the D. Oh, you want a picture of the guy?" Then Quiet Gestures took a picture of Spike & sent it. "Okay, bye."

"Who was that?"

"My daughter."

"(Oh-no, please don't tell me...)"

*Riiing!* Went Spike's phone.

"Hello?"

"YOU SLEPT WITH MY MOM?!" Screamed Scootaloo.

Author's Note

Love Calculator:
Spike the Dragon X Quiet Gestures 41%