The Gigolo That Established Bonds.

by trahzo

Rating: mature
Tags: Spike, Princess Celestia, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Romance
Length: 14867

Princess Celestia hires Spike to have sex with the female delegates who are visiting for the summit!

Spike, a handsome adult, a responsible adult, a hard working adult, Celestia's personal man whore! In order to establish even closer bonds, Princess Celestia has Spike bang all of the female delegates who are visiting for the summit and without Twilight's permission.

Published 2015-06-22 18:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-29 04:02:13 UTC

Prologue: Spike Getting Hired!

Spike was walking down the hallways of Canterlot Castle, he grew to be a handsome dragon with amazing pecks & man;y face, he grew to look just like his fantasy version of himself. Even so, his good personality and handsome looks couldn't help him win the heart of the one he loved...Rarity. He waved & saluted back to a few guards as he passed by until he finally made it to the thrown room. He then entered the room, where 2 throwns were at the end. One belonging to Princess Luna who was unavailable for she is asleep until her sister Princess Celestia lowers the sun for her to raise the moon. On the other belonged to the ruler of Equestria, Princess Celestia whom of which was very happy to see Spike.

"Heeeeey soooooon." She greeted.

"Princess Celestia, you know I'm not a kid anymore, you should really just greet me normally."

"I know, but I just can't do that when it's just you & me." Then Celestia got off of her thrown to hug him. "I mean, I am after all, your mommy and I love you so much."

The princess hugged Spike, her unmatched bosom, pressing against Spike's chest. Spike was feeling uncomfortable because he can only see Celestia as family & nothing else. "Okay mom, now tell me, why did you bring me here? I know it was not to do 'royal business' AKA Mother/Son time, that's not until Saturday."

"You know me well, okay..." Then she broke the hug. "Spike, are you willing to make lots of bits?"

"Sure."

"Anyway possible?"

"Depends on what you're gonna tell me."

"Well, I was just wondering, since there's a summit coming up..."

"Please, mom I don't think I can face those delegates again after ruining the crystal statue twice!"

"Don't worry, I'm sure the female delegates will forgive you after you bed with them." Celestia told her son.

"Uh...could you repeat that?"

"You heard me, I promised the female delegates that you bed with them. That's how they'll forgive you for ruining the statue!"

"M-m-mom! With all do respect, you know I'd never go against you, but why did you promise I'd give them the D?"

"Well, I was trying to negotiate with them & we were able to come to an agreement when I told them about you having...double dragons!"

"Ugh, why did you have to tell them that?"

"Hey, the dragons in Dragontown, despite being a kinder version, refuse to tell us a thing!"

"Well, that's not my problem, now is i..."

"SPIKE! I'm trying to get you laid!" Celestia snapped.

"What?"

"Yeah, even though you never wrote about it, I know you haven't found yourself a girlfriend yet!"

"Hey, I've been busy."

"Busy doing what? Nothing? Spike, I refuse to have an adult son who is still a virgin!"

"Mom! My love life & sex life are my business!"

"Well why don't you make your business to get laid?"

"I'm not gonna give my virginity to a random stranger."

"Oh yeah? When are you gonna find that right mare? After Pound & Pumpkin Cake have grandchildren?"

Even though Spike can keep up with Celestia in an argument, though he couldn't beat her. Spike fell, landing on his knees, head down, at the mercy of the Princess of the sun!

"Fine, I'll do it!"

"Oh thank you Son, you'll have nothing to worry about, now the summit begins next month, see you then!" Then as Spike was leaving the room. "Oh, and don't tell Twilight, she doesn't know you're doing this."

Spike went back to Ponyville a while's after, with Pinkie Pie to welcome him back.

"Hey Spike, how was the royal business this time?" Asked Pinkie Pie.

"I have to fuck delegates!"

"Awesome!"

"No! Not awesome! I have no experience with sex!" Spike yelled back.

Pinkie thought about it...

"Oh, hey Spike, I think I can help you."

"Aren't you married to Cheese Sandwich?"

"Oh-no no no, not like that Spike, come with me, I think know somepony should be able to assist you with getting that experience." Pinkie explained. "I said come-on!" Then Pinkie pulled Spike into the next scene...

"P-Pinkie! Why'd you drag me to your parents rock farm?"

"To help you get exprience in bed, duh! Wait here, I gotta talk to my parents 1st."

Then Pinkie went into her childhood home, later she came back out.

"Alright Spike, come-on in!" Pinkie then gestured for him to come in.

Spike just did as Pinkie told him because when it came to figuring out Pinkie...you'll never figure her out.

"Alright Pinkie, I'm in the house, what do you want me to do now?" He said, not noticing Pinkie's dad Igneous Rock & her mom Cloudy Quartz.

"Duh, I want you to do my mom!"

Ch.2: His 1st Client! Spike X Quiet Gestures

Spike met with Twilight.

"Hey Twilight." Spike greeted with a smile...

"Hmph! Don't talk to me!"

"Hey!"

"Talk to the hand!" Then she strutted out.

"What did I do?"

"It's what you didn't ask me to do." She replied.

"T-Twilight come back!"

"Ooh, look at that! Twilight got mad at her boyfriend!" Said a delegate.

"I betcha he's cheating on her."

"H-hey, I am not her boyfriend, I'm her assistant!"

"Then I guess you flaked on her."

"Yeah, you're a bad employee!"

"Come-on, let's leave this Squidward of a dragon!"

"Bye Squidward!"

"Hey, you come back here so I can..."

"Worry about them later, right now you got a client tonight!" Said Celestia from behind. "Now go! She's waiting for you in room 01."

Spike followed Celestia's orders and there was his 1st client. An orange unicorn mare with a purple mane.

"A...a mime? Was she just kidding? *Hic!* *burp!* Dear Spike, no I wasn't kidding, this mime is Quiet Gestures, she's the delegate to all mimes! So have sex with her now, love mommy!" Spike looked at Quiet Gestures. "A delegate to the mimes, what's next? a delegate to the hippies?" Spike foreshadowed.

Meanwhile....

"Achoo!" went Katie Cook.

"Hello Quiet Gestures, I'm Spike, I'll be your escort for the day."

Quiet Gestures then used American Sign Language.

"Would you mind pulling my pants down whore?" She signed.

"Only if you do the same, also would you please not call me whore?" He signed back.

Spike pulled down the mime's pants and she did the same to Spike.

"Pink panties? I thought mime's would wear something more monochromatic."

"We all have dark secrets." She signed

"Yes, we all do...(I hope Twilight doesn't figure out about this!)" He thought.

"Now follow me to the bed." She signed.

"Really? You gotta stay silent in character at all times?"

"Well, maybe if you could force some sound outta me, that'll show how good you are at breaking a lady." She signed.

"I will force you to scream in delight, but I'd rather not end-up a rapist after this."

So after Spike & Quiet Gestures got into the bed, both were laying down on their side while they began making out having one of their hands in the other's underwear, fondling their each other's privates. Spike decided to take it up a notch as he put his free hand under Quiet's shirt, feeling up her chest.

"(Hmm..orange coat, and purple mane & tail, why does she look so familiar...eh guess she isn't Scootaloo since she's a unicorn.)" Spike thought. "(Then again there's an earth stallion in Ponyville who looks like Scootaloo, eh I'll talk to Scoots about it later, but now...)" Spike took it up a notch by spearing her pussy with his finger, making her head shake, almost causing her to squee, but then she pulled her hand out of Spike's boxers.

"Okay, I think you're ready." She signed. Quiet Gestures then took off her shirt, scarf, hat, and bra. Spike decided to take it up another notch by putting on her hat.

"By seeing how much you've soaked my claw, I say you're ready too." Spike then unbuttoned his shirt. "Now get on all 4's."

Quiet Gestures did as Spike said and presented her flank, she looked back and wiggled it at him. remember, wiggling is in a side motion, the dance of morons known as twerking is in an up & down motion! Now anyways, Spike lined his dicks up with Quiet's anus & pussy.

"I'm putting them in!" Then he made his hips go back, before thrusting them right into her! Quiet had to cover her mouth from making even the lowest moan! "Must feel good to have double the pleasure from the same guy."

Spike then began consecutively thrusting into her!

"(The more he does this, the more likely I am to go crazy & break character!)" She thought.

She could've told him to stop, but Spike couldn't see her hand signs from that angle! Spike then took it up another notch by spanking her flank every 2nd thrust, this took her by surprise!

"Did I just hear a squeak?"

Quiet was having a lot of trouble keeping quiet! She couldn't take it anymore but had to keep up the challenge!

"I'm close, are you?"

She shook her head yes.

"Wonderful because your insides are about to be as white.........as YOUR MAKE-UP!" She shouted as he fired his load into the mime.

"THAT ISN'T FUNNY!" She verbally shouted at him as she came with him.

They collapsed on the bed.

"Ha, I got you to *huff* say something." He said while still laying on top of her.

"You're better at this than my ex-husband!" She told him.

"Say what?"

*Riiiiing!*

"Oh, it's my phone, get off." Spike then got off of Quiet so she could answer her phone. The heads of his dicks came out with a pop. "Hello? Oh hey honey, oh, nothing, just getting the D. Oh, you want a picture of the guy?" Then Quiet Gestures took a picture of Spike & sent it. "Okay, bye."

"Who was that?"

"My daughter."

"(Oh-no, please don't tell me...)"

*Riiing!* Went Spike's phone.

"Hello?"

"YOU SLEPT WITH MY MOM?!" Screamed Scootaloo.

Author's Note

Love Calculator:
Spike the Dragon X Quiet Gestures 41%

Ch.3:The Nerd Getting Laid? Spike X Frazzle Rock.

Spike was sitting on a park bench, enjoying the sounds of the citizens having a good time while he ate his gem sandwich. That's when Twilight appeared, looking very apologetic.

"Hey Spike, listen...I'm very sorry for snapping at you like that, I'm sure you just wanted some time away from Ponyville considering all of the citizens who began dating after Rarity rejected you, so if you feel like going out and doing something, you have my full attention." Twilight offered.

"Sure, I'd love to..." Then his watch started beeping, meaning it was time for him to bang another mare's brains out. "...*sigh* Sorry Twilight, but I gotta go." He said as he got up and began walking towards the exit of the park.

"Go? Go where?" She followed

"Princess Celestia told me to do an important job that will establish an even closer bond with the other parts of Equestria."

"Oh, I'll go with you." Twilight said, while walking next to him.

"Sorry Twilight, but mom said I need to do this alone."

"B-but I broke off a lunch date with Cadence & Shining Armor to hang out with you today." She explained while tears began forming in her eyes.

"Sorry Twilight but I can't! Please don't look at me like that!"

"Fine! Go do what you want!" She shouted before running.

"Twilight!" Spike called with one claw reaching out, he could've chased after her but he was paralyzed by her anger. "(I gotta fix this after the summit is over!)"

He soon found his way to room 12 where his next client was waiting. It was Frazzle Rock, a purple earth mare with yellow freckles, an orange curly mane & tail with the mane tied up by a green hair tie, she had buck teeth, and violet red glasses that were broken and taped back together, which masked her light blue eyes.

"Ooh, it'th you! I can never forget a fathe even if it did get man well chithled featureth over the yearth." Said the nerdy lisping delegate who had both her hands in Spike's shirt to feel his rock hard 6 pack abs! "Thankth for being my firth time!"

"I gotta say you haven't changed, that lisp thing ith thtill a problem ithn't it?" Spike teased.

"Not funny Cathanova." She said as she was walking to the closet. "Feel like thome roleplay?"

"Alright, some kinky larping I see."

"Turn around, I want my chetht to be a thurpithe to you."

"Sure thing." He turned to see, but then had a prop crown flung at his head! "Ow!"

"There'th a reathon the inthult: '4-eyeth' hath begun to be a feared name!"

"Sorry."

"Ith okay thtud muffin!"

Later...

We find Frazzle Rock, in a stereotypical pink princess outfit, tied to the bed by her hands!

"Ooh, how could that ruffian have captured me tho eathily?" She said with pretend fear.

Then a naked Spike came stomping on all 4's out of the bathroom, with his 2 raging boners and glowing blank eyes! "(I promised I wouldn't become a rapist after I fucked the mime! Oh well, at least it's only pretend)" He thought.

"No! Back away you thcaley monthtrothity!" Frazzle tried to struggle hard enough that one of her tied hands may get lose, but to know pretend avail!

Spike then got onto the bed, sniffing for that strange smell. 1st from her hair, until he finally made it down to her skirt where the smell was coming from.

"No!"

Spike was suspicious, and ripped the skirt off!

*Rip!*

"No! Don't thniff there you horny bathtard!" She pretend pleaded.

Spike didn't listen and pulled her panties down, he took sniffed her leaking pussy before sticking his reptilian tongue straight into it!

"*Gasp!*" Frazzle Rock gasped while her head shot upwards from the sudden shock! "(Wow, I gotta invite thith guy back to my hometown tho me & the girlth can larp Dungeonth & Dragonth with an actual dragon!)"

Spike licked up all of her juices, and then wrapped his mouth around her pussy, and proceeded to suck on her.

"Ungh, if you keep thith up, I'm going to orgathm!"

"That's the plan!" He said in a scary deep voice.

Spike violently licked her faster to increase her orgasm! Frazzler Rock grit her teeth!

"I'm....cumming!" Then she shot her vaginal liquids all over Spike's face!

Spike looked her in the eyes with a pretend angry face.

"Look at what you've done! You've dirtied my face you royal whore!"

"(Look who's talking.)" She thought. "I'm thorry!"

"Sorry ain't gonna cut it bitch!"

Then Spike placed his claws on Frazzle's chest, then in one fast motion, ripped off the part of her dress covering the bra!

"(Damn! I know nerdy girls have huge secrets, but I didn't know they'd be G-cups!)" Spike thought. "Mmmmmh, nice rack you got here." Then he put his 2 erections in between Frazzle's chest.

"D-don't do this."

"Time for your punishment 2 fold!" Spike announced!

Spike then thrusted his twin towers in Frazzle's face!

"(I withh I could taste his cocks! But I gotta thtay in character!)"

The softness of her breasts were just too amazing as Spike thrust his shafts into her, he felt he was going to cum faster than expected!

"Are you ready for this?!" He asked.

"Pleath thtop!" She pretend screamed!

Spike grabbed her by the head!

"Open wide or I'll cut that pretty face of yours!" He pretend threatened.

Frazzle Rock did as Spike said and opened her mouth as Spike shot both loads into her mouth!

"There, I gave you relief, now will you give me releathe?"

"Oh, we're not done yet! You still haven't bared my children yet!"

Frazzle closed her legs, but Spike forced them apart as he readied himself.

"Are you ready? Because I promise no mercy!"

"Thtop it!" She shrieked!

It pretend fell on deaf ears as Spike thrust both dicks into her vagina!

"AAAAAAH!!!" She shrieked.

He relentlessly pounded her hard! Frazzle Rock moaned in so much pain, but was silenced by Spike who had her moan into his mouth! His tongue wrapped around her's like an anaconda! Spike then grabbed her breasts and squeezed them! Frazzle tried to pretend kick him off, but Frazzle was just too weak to push him away!

"(Ooh! Withh I could bare this guy'th babieth! Too bad it'th a thafe day for me!)" She thought in ecstasy.

"Aw yeah! I don't care much for you, but I'm going to cum!" He announced.

"No! Not inthide!" She pretend pleaded.

"Too late!" Spike replied.

Spike then shot his 2 loads into Frazzle Rock!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" She screamed into Spike's mouth as her 2 legs shot upwards until the white liquid stopped flowing into her.

"*Huff!* You're pretty good at *huff* being the damsel in distress." Spike complimented.

"Thanks, *huff* you do a good job playing the bad guy." She complimented.

"Hey, I'd rather not be called the bad guy, that is a dragon stereotype, like that dress I just ripped up."

"Oh was just kidding with you Spike."

"What the? Are you using the 'S' sound?"

"Yeah, this is your reward for making me feel so good."

Then Frazzle Rock kissed Spike on the cheek.

"Only get to hear me use the 'S' sound stud muffin."

Meanwhile...somewhere in a dark alley in Canterlot.

"Report!"

"Master Nerzo sir! Trahzo's Spike shippings have now exceeded the 190 mark!"

"What?! How?!"

"Trahzo has been co-writing with Spikerulez302 on a few chapters in Spike's Gals!"

"Very well Frank, dismissed!"

That's when one of Omnifox's vixens appeared.

"So, you're the spy!"

"Eep!"

Then the vixen squashed Frank!'

"I gotta report this news to Omnifox & Trahzo!"

Meanwhile...

"No...no...no...this isn't good! We must strike now Master!" Said Thorne!

"We'll do that, once number 200 finally emerges!" replied Nerzo.

Author's Note

Spike the Dragon X Frazzle Rock: 24%

Also, I didn't notice this at 1st buuuut...is Frazzle Rock a ginger pony?

Ch.4: Spike X Yuma Spurs.

Spike was walking down the halls, finding the room his next client would be waiting for him.

"Room 24, guess this is the place."

*knock!* *knock!*

"It's open." The voice the called from behind the door.

He opened it to see a light green coated mare with dirty blonde mane & tail, she had blue eyes, she wore a dark stetson, the sleeves of her jacket had tassels on them.

"Howdy, I'm Yuma Spurs."

"Hey, the name's Spike, I'm guessing you're from..."

"AAAAPPLELOOOOSA!!!"

"(Of course.)" he thought

"Yah, I'm from Appleloosa, but don't get me confused with that idiot Breaburn, we don't say it like he does."

"Don't worry, I don't think all Appleloosan's act like that."

"Good, you're not racially ignorant, now come-on in boy, you're letting out the AC." Then Yuma Spurs pulled Spike into the room.

Yuma then took her top off, revealing her bra. Her chest was a D.

"What do you think? Very big & bouncy enough for you?"

"(Not as big as my last client.) Yeah, and you are just so pretty."

"Thank you kindly."

Then once they made it to the bed...

"Quit starring at me."

"Sorry, but you're just so pretty."

"Well, come here & get a better, closer look at me." She said as she rubbed a finger across Spike's chest.

Spike took Yuma Spurs' arm and put it around his back as he kissed Yuma. Spike then put his arm around her back. Spike slipped his free hand down her pants and into her panties, rubbing the cowgirl's vagina in a circular motion. Yuma replied by slipping her free hand into his boxers and tugged on his dicks. Spike then broke the kiss.

"Wh-what are you..." Then Spike began giving her neck a few tiger kisses. "*moan!*"

"Hey'd you like that?"

"Keep going."

"Hmph." Spike then returned to nibbling Yuma's neck.

Spike then pulled his hand out of Yuma's pants.

"What are you doing n..." Spike then put his hand in her shirt, and in one fell swoop, ripped her bra off! "Eek! You're a very daring feller!"

"Heh, I practiced."

"Well, you must have had a great trainer." Yuma then let go of Spike. "Now, I wanna have a good long taste of your dragonballs boy."

She then got down on him and and took off his pants & boxers.

"Whoa, what are you...whoa!" She was licking the sweat off of his balls. "N-nice one!"

As she continued to suck on his genitalia, his dicks were grinding against her forehead. Spike then pulled her head off and then stuffed both of his dicks into her mouth!

"(Hmm, I've had 2 dicks once, but the guys usually take turns.)"

"I'm gonna cum Ms. Spurs!"

You couldn't tell but she was smiling as Spike's dicks blasted his 1st 2 loads into her!

"How'd you like..."

Then she pulled her body up and kissed him still with his cum in her mouth!

"*grunt!* *grunt!*"

She then forced Spike to swallow his own sperm.

"That's a new one to me." Spike said.

"Sucking 2 dicks at the same time is new to me." She replied. "Now, would you kindly lay on the bed and let me do all of the work?" She cooed.

Spike complied and laid on his back. Yuma Spurs took off her pants, and panties then stood over Spike's huge erections with her boots still on, and then in one motion, dropped, forcing Spike's dicks into both of her holes. Both moaned real loud!

"Aw-man, that was awesome!"

"Yeah, but too bad I made yah come too early."

"What are you talking about? That's precum."

"P-precum?"

"Yeah."

"How pent-up are you?"

"Never masturbated in my life." Spike replied.

"Well...mind if I milk you like a cow?"

"Don't keep it all to yourself, I gotta give a few more mares my milk."

"Oh well, worth the shot."

Then Yuma went to work, pulling herself up and down on his twin towers! She moaned as she held onto the frame of the bed to go faster and harder without falling over! Spike held her down by grabbing her by the hips! Spanking her flank, and the more she rode him, the more her flank began becoming red!

"Spike, sugar! *moan!* I'm gonna cum!"

"Go ahead! I'm here to service, not to be serviced!"

"But, I-I insist we cum together! Even if you're just a male prostitute, I want to make my partner whoever he is fell great also!"

"Alright, just try to hold out..." He told her!

Spike decided to then buck his hips upwards so he could catch up to her!

"Alright, ready?"

"Y-yes!"

Then as they collided pelvises! Spike & Yuma Spurs shot their loads! Her vaginal fluid, meeting Spike's sperm! Yuma then fell all over Spike.

"That was great Spike, also...why did you call me Ms.Spurs earlier?"

"I'd rather not say Yuma because it reminds the author of the main character his favorite season of Yugioh."

"Oh..."

Author's Note

Spike the Dragon X Yuma Spurs: 61%

Yes, I'm making a Yugioh reference in this chapter! Yuma Tsukamo is one underdog comedic hero I could never forget!

Ch.5: It Doesn't Feel Right!

Spike had requested that Princess Celestia meet him in the castle gardens. Spike was feeding the birds.

"Here you go Monty, eat-up. As for you Mr.Flammings, here you go. Hey Buzz the Buzzard, feel like having something to keep up that buzz? Oh, how could I have forgotten you Philomena? Here."

Spike had named all of the birds while he was under Celestia's care, in fact the birds would lift him high above the castle when he was little so he could see what it was like to fly, but now that he's a full grown adult, those times were over.

"Just like old times huh?" Asked Princess Celestia.

"Hey mom." He said to her in monotone.

"What's wrong son?"

"Well...I was considering stopping this!"

"Stopping what?"

"I don't wanna be a gigolo anymore."

"What? Aren't you enjoying having sex with these mares from across Equestria?"

"No! I had to cancel on Twilight many times! Whenever I want to hang out...she gets cancelled on because of my work schedule! And when it happens, she yells at me and runs away!" Spike then began crying.

"Spike, don't worry about it now, the bond between you & Twilight wont be ruined by this."

"Why can't I tell her about this then?"

"She knows & cares about your morals, you & I both know she wont be able to take you losing your virginity & 1st kiss to someone you don't love."

"Yeah, I was very passionate about giving those away to someone I really care about, but sadly she said no to me."

"Rarity?"

"Yeah...I can remember how it all happened when she rejected me."

*Flashback!*

8 months ago...

We see Spike walking down the path to Rarity's Carousel Boutique, he had newly ironed clothes on, his spines were slicked back, shirt neatly tucked in, he looked very fresh. All of the mares and fillies in Ponyville, gossiped behind his back on how he couldn't possibly get her to look his direction. He didn't listen! Spike wanted to prove they were all wrong! He would win her over! He did so much for her, so many things that made him look more like a monkey rather than a dragon! He was secretly made fun of, he & Twilight fought even back then about this. But after years of waiting till he was finally, an official adult, though...all of this effort would equal up to be his biggest regret of his life!

"What?"

"Please forgive me Spikey-Wikey, but I've been planning on telling ourfriends sooner or later buuuuuut...I'm dating somepony."

"Wh-when?!"

"It was after he rescued me when we went to see Rainbow Dash at the Wonderbolts Academy, I hugged him as he carried me like I was his bride." She said with gaga eyes. "W-well anyways, please Spike, please don't hate me! I appreciate all of this you're doing but..."

"I saved you 4 times! From Diamond Dogs, from my giant self, the Inspiration Manifestation Spell, and fuck-ing Nightmare Rarity! And if you count what happened at the Equestria Games, 5 times! What happened in the Power Ponies Comicbook, 6 times! And he only saved you once! ONCE!!! How come I'm not your hero? WHY THE HELL NOT?!!!"

"Spike, don't you dare speak badly about Thunderla..."

"Fuck that guy! I thought you were a romantic! I thought you'd be able to see the true love in front of you, but instead you act like most Disney Princesses who want Mr.handsome! The only exception to that is Beauty and the Beast! Why couldn't we be Beauty & the motherfucking Beast?!"

"Spike I..."

Spike then bolted out of there! Rarity tried to ask Spike for forgiveness, but Twilight wouldn't let Rarity see him for 5 months...Spike gave Rarity the forgiveness she wanted, but Spike said that he wouldn't come to her home anymore, even when he and the girls are needed for some meeting, he'd refuse to come & would rather have a written summary by Twilight. Oh, Twilight... after what had happened, she gave all of Spike her attention, love, and comfort...but most of all love. She & Spike were only 5 years apart, yet Twilight secretly held romantic feelings for Spike, but never acted on them because she knew Spike only saw her as a friend and a sort of older sister character. So she decided to not let him break her heart by keeping quiet. Spike & Rarity drifted apart as the years went on, they seldom saw each other, but stopped seeing each other altogether after Thunderlane took her to Cloudsdale where they got married.

*Flashback over!*

Spike was crying from remembering all that had happened back then.

"Oh son..." Celestia then gave him a warm embrace. "Don't worry, you only have 5 delegates left, after that, we can talk to Twilight about this together, okay?"

"Okay." Spike replied.

Meanwhile...

"Spike, please don't be doing something that'll ruin the morals you've held onto for so long." She prayed.

Ch.6: Why Wasn't She at the Last Summit? Spike X Amira

"Twilight! Come back!" Spike was left there, flabbergasted. He just wanted to spend some time with his most cherished friend, she was shining happiness, but then his watch beeped at the worst of times! Spike walked out of that diner with a big red hand mark on his face as the costumers booed him while they threw things at him. "I hope our friendship can be mended after this." He said to himself.

Spike entered the room to meet with his next client. A beautiful pink horse mare with a dark blue mane, as tall as Celestia, and she was also wearing a saddle.

"Whoa, ready for me already?"

"No, the saddle is part of the Saddle Arabian's usual garb." Said Amira, the Saddle Arabian delegate.

"Oh...........................................................I still think it's kinky though."

"*Sigh!* let's just fuck already."

Spike took no time pushing her down to the bed, and held down her hands with his claws!

"Oh, eager aren't we?" Amira then giggled as she prepared herself for a kiss.

Spike then kisses her, on the nose.

"Heeeey, not fair!" She whined.

"Sorry, but I gotta put in variety in this story."

"Fair enough."

Then they finally touched lips! coiling tongues & uncoiling tongues. Spike grinds his boners against Amira to signify he was ready. She retaliated by grinding her hard nipples against Spike's chest to signify she was ready. Both undressed each other, Amira unbuttoned Spike's shirt & pants as he removed her silk dress.

"Aren't you taking off my saddle?"

"Hell no! You look so sexy with it on!" Spike told her before she tackled him to the bed!

Before Amira pinned Spike down to the bed, he was allowed a glimpse of her round curvy body. A pair of DD breasts, slender arms & legs, and well rounded hips. As Spike & Amira made out, Spike got to massage her flank! Amira gave him a moan from the sensation. He rubbed her flank, slipping into her silk panties and putting 2 fingers in her anus. Sending shocks of pleasure into Amira.

"No-one's been that risky & daring since this one guy with a monkey, magic carpet, & magic lamp with a genie!"

"Why didn't you stay with him? He sounds like a pretty fun guy."

"He married a princess & became sultan."

"At least he made you a delegate!"

"Yeah, at least were still friends."

Then they returned to making out, Amira wanted to return the favor so...

"Feel like some milk?"

"Ooh yeah."

Spike took both nipples into his mouth as he sucked both while holding the huge breasts together with his claws. Amira felt so much pleasure from it!

"Oh Spike! If we have a baby here, I want you and that baby to share my breasts as you 2 feed!"

"(I might make babies with you and everyone before you...and Pinkie's mom by mistake, because they never supplied me with oh I dunno.............CONDOMS!!!)"

Some time after, Spike removed his mouth from her breasts.

"That's enough, now then."

Spike then pulled down his boxers and then lifted her up!

"What the?"

"Ready for a ride?"

Amira knew what he was planning, and then wrapped her legs around Spike's waist and her arms around his back! Spike then drove his dicks into her, and Amira moaned in ecstasy!

"(Even though I'm the one in the saddle, I'm the one who's riding him! What a twist!)" She thought.

Spike was holding Amira by her flank as he forced his 2 spears into her! The sweat that was coming off of them from their passionate love making caused a squishing sound whenever Spike thrusted in and out of her!

"*moan!* Oh Spike! Make me yours! Make shoot your seed deep into my womb!"

"*Moan* Here it comes baby!"

Spike & Amira then fell to the bed! The impact then made Spike spray into Amira!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

After Spike shot his semen into Amira, the both of them got into the bed to cuddle.

"You're amazing! I hope we can do it even more."

"Yeah, maybe after I've set things right with my best friend, I've been forced to cancel on her a lot lately."

"Aww, don't worry, she'll forgive you."

"*sigh* If you think so, also where were you in the last Grand Equestrian Pony Summit?"

"I don't know, blame the writers for me and Haakim's absence!"

Author's Note

Spike the Dragon X Amira: 58%

I don't know if you've noticed the clues yet, but can you guess who the final girl is after he bangs all of the delegates?

Ch.7:Fun in the Sun, Sex in the Moon! Spike & March Gustysnows!

Spike & Twilight finally got to spend some time together, and what better way than going to the watering hole at the top of the mountains that Canterlot is connected to? Spike got all of his things ready! His trunks! The sunblock on his nose, huge goofy looking shades, a picnic basket (Back off Yogi!), his beach umbrella, a blanket, and a beach ball for Spike & Twilight to play with later! He was about to leave until he heard a knocking on his door.

"(Please don't be my next client!)" He prayed.

He opened the door, to meet with a light yellow mare, with a blonde mane & tail, she had red violet eyes, normally she'd be in clothing for the snow, but this time she was in a brown 2 piece bikini & brown sandals, with a blue beach towel hanging on her right shoulder. Her bikini top barely covered her E cup breasts! Oh, and her cutiemark is a hot cup of...coffee? Hot chocolate?

"(Damn it's my next client! Also damn does she look sexy! Without that winter jacket hugging her body tight!)"

"Hey there kiddo."

"Um...why are you here dressed like that?"

"Well, where I live, there aren't any watering holes, all there is back in Whinnyapolis is snow! Lots and lots of snow don't you know? So I was thinking, since you're gonna sex me-up, I was wondering if you'd like to show me what public sex is like at this watering hole, and it seems you're already ready for it."

"Uh, actually I was hoping I could spend the day with my BFF at the watering hole."

"Don't worry, she can come with, just make sure she doesn't catch us in the act is all."

"(Drat!) I'm sure she wont mind (AW-MAN!!! 3's A DAMN FUCKING CROWD!!!) let's go."

Then March took Spike by the arm and held is close to her, letting Spike feel her sideboob.

Later...Spike saw Twilight!

"There she is! Hey Twilight!" Spike called out!

March let go of Spike as Twilight turned around. Twilight was wearing a sunhat, a pink one piece swimsuit, straw sandals, tied her hair up into a ponytail (pun intended) with a scrunchy.

"(Wow, Twilight is looking great, wish I could give her make-up sex, but sadly we're not dating, maybe after this we could start going out & I can just lie to her about still being a kiss less vir...WHAT AM I THINKING?! Oh-man that's horrible! Don't worry Spike, you're trying to mend your friendship with Twilight right now, and this client wont ruin that!)"

"Spike! Ready to..." She was stunned when she saw March Gustysnows. Twilight's B cups, which were barely C's couldn't compare to her's. "Uh...who's this?"

"Hi, I'm March Gustysnows, I wanted to see what a watering hole is like for myself because I live in such a cold city don't you know? Is it fine if I tag along with you 2?"

Twilight looked angrily at Spike.

"She just wants to come along Twilight, enjoy the sun, a place that's warm, with cool water instead of freezing water, please, I promise she wont bother us!" Spike pleaded.

"Fine!" She said angrily.

Later...

They made it to the watering hole atop the mountains, it was a huge lake in the middle of a lush green field, on the side of the lake was a huge cabin built for Princess Celestia, but Celestia allowed Twilight to borrow it for the day. Spike applied sunblock to his entire body. Then when he looked up, he had to put the picnic basket in front of his dicks to hide his erec....waaaaaait, where did the picnic basket go?"

"Hey, hey, hey! Thanks for betraying your universe, Harry!"

Celestia dammit Yogi Bear! Well, Spike decided to turn put his hands down where his dicks would be, shielding them. He couldn't take looking at Twilight & March rubbing sunblock all over their bodies.

"(Okay Spike, your best friend and your client are rubbing their bodies, j-just think of something else! Old nuns! No, now I'm thinking of cougars! Dragonesses, you're not into drag, dammit I may not be into my own kind, but I am into boobs! Okay, uh...um...........gore! Yes! Gore! Al Gore..phew!)"

Spike's twin towers calmed down after thinking about that.

"I'm gonna go for a swim!" Said Twilight.

"Oh, I'll joi..."

"Wait Spike, feel like rubbing down my back?"

"(How could I have not factor in that? That she'd use such a subtly lewd maneuver?!)"

"It's okay Spike, the fact that you're here is good enough for me. Also once you're done, you can join me."

Spike looked into Twilight's shining, smiling face...

"Don't worry, I'll be ready to join you in a jiffy!"

"Awesome!" Then she doggy paddled away.

"Oh, young love, so precious, don't you know?" Said March.

"Wh-what?" Spike then became all flustered.

"I'm just teasing don't you know? Now, slather that cream all over my back, but tonight, I expect another 'certain type of cream' to be shot into my..."

Spike then squeezed the bottle, allowing the sun block to splash onto her back!

"Eep! Cold!" Her upper body & lower body curled upwards from the sudden coldness.

Spike then rubbed her back, allowing it to go all over her back, and then back of her legs.

"Don't be shy, rub some of that sun block on my flank."

Spike did as she said and then slowly pulled her bikini bottom down, exposing her anus. Spike put some sun block on his hand and then rubbed it all over her flank. Even thrusting his finger in between her butt crack.

"Alright, I'm done."

"Thanks, but I'll be seeing you tonight, outside, fucking in the water."

"Right."

Spike then joined Twilight in the water, playing the day away.

Later that day...

"Aww...it's sunset." Twilight said disappointed. "I can't believe this is your only day off! Can't you ask for more?"

"Sorry Twilight, but Celestia really needs me to do this job of mine."

"*Sigh* I understand." She said with a frown.

"I'm sorry Twilight."

"It's fine....hey March! Wanna change into some clothes that Celestia has in her cabin?"

"Yeah, I didn't think things through when I prepared myself for this watering hole, please forgive my clumsiness."

"It's fine."

Later that night...after Twilight went to bed, Spike sneaked right out of his room to rendezvous with March at the lake. The fireflies were illuminating the entire lake.

"March? Maaaaarch?" Spike whispered.

"Over here Spike!" She called out to him.

Spike followed the voice.

"Hey, ready?"

"Yep!"

March then pulled him into the lake, leg 1st!

*Splash!*

Meanwhile in Twilight's room, even though it was loud, Twilight heard nothing as she was in the coma phase of sleeping.

"Someone's in a hurry isn't she?"

"Hey, I'm very horny don't you..." Spike shut March up by pressing his lips against her's.

"Yeah, I know!" He said as he broke the kiss.

They made out as Spike anchored himself to the edge of the lake by sticking a back spine deep into the earth to make sure they don't sink! March could feel his boners as they brushed against her bikini bottom.

"Alright, ready for the main event?" Asked Spike.

"You betcha!"

March Gustysnows then removed her bikini bottom, and placed it on the grass, Spike did the same with his trunks! Spike then began by scraping his upper dick across her vagina's lips.

"Quit teasing me!"

"Fine."

Spike then put his dicks into her holes, touching her womb.

"*Whinny!*"

"They don't call it Whinnyapolis for nothing, don't they?"

"*moan* You betcha!" She said with a cracking voice.

Spike held March by her hips as he rammed her! They kissed passionately! Spike thrusted forward while he pushed & pulled her hips back & forth!

"Ah! I-I'm gonna cum!"

"Do it!"

Spike attempted to pull her down under water & cum in her face some how, but March countered by wrapping her legs around him!

"Gyah!"

"OH!"

*Spurt!*

"That *pant*, was fun, feel like helping me wash-up *pant* in the shower?" She offered.

"Yeah, *pant!* *pant!*"

So, they went to the shower & had their selves, round 2!

Author's Note

Spike the Dragon X March Gustysnows: 93%

Ch.8: I Was Just Kidding! Spike X Katie Cook!

"Excuse me...could you run that by me again? I believe my brain might be broken!" Spike asked the light green mare with blonde main and tail, polka dotted bandana, light blue eyes, and square glasses...

"I'm Katie Cook, the delegate to all hippies." She repeated to him.

"Excuse me one sec!" Spike then went into her bathroom, and began banging his head on the wall!

"(I WAS ONLY KIDDING WHEN I MET SCOOTALOO'S MOM!!! I DID NOT EXPECT THERE WOULD ACTUALLY BE A DELEGATE TO THE FUCKING HIPPIES!!! NO OFFENCE TO ANY READING THIS STORY THOUGH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH, WHAT STUPIDITY IS THIS SHIT?!!! STUPID STUPID STUPID!!! HEY NOSTALGIA CRITIC, WANNA CONTINUE THIS?!!!)"

Then in his mind, Doug Walker A.K.A the Nostalgia Critic began yelling to the sky repeatedly....

"STUPID ASS SHIT!! STUPID ASS SHIT!!! STUPID FUCKING ASS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!"

"(Thanks buddy!)"

"No prob, now go bang that pony while I figure out which shitty ass movie to review next."

"(Maybe *mumbles*?)"

"I'll think about it."

Then Spike exited the bathroom.

"Sorry, a little headache!"

"Good to hear."

Then Katie Cook took off her bathrobe, revealing her breasts, sorry I don't know how big the real Katie Cook's chest is, so yeah, just use your imagination on this one, unless you know her measurements, then fine, feel free to tell me!

"What do you think?" Katie asked.

"Nice! Very nice!" He complimented.

I am sorry, but unless someone actually walked up to Katie Cook herself and asked what exactly her bust size is, I don't know! I don't wanna make up a size for this character! So anyways... Spike began by taking Katie by the neck and throwing her to the floor!

"Oof! Hey, not too rough!"

"Heh, sorry about that! I was getting real carried away there." Spike said to her as his 2 big ones were looming over Katie Cook's body.

Katie then got up on her knees and then began licking the bottom one from the balls, then to the base, the shaft, and finally the head! She used her left hand to stroke his upper dick, while she used her right hand to finger her own vagina. Spike decided to assist by Thrusting into her mouth.

"*Oomf!*" She went before pulling the dick out of her mouth. "Hey, I have an idea, think you can do that without touching my mane?"

"Taking it slow?"

"For now."

"Alright."

It didn't feel slow because as he thrusted into her mouth, she jerked her head back and forth! Katie then quit jerking Spike's upper dick as she went on to putting more fingers in her pussy! Her moans were muffled due to having Spike's dick in her.

"Don't talk with your mouth full." Spike joked. "Oh...here I....!" Spike pulled his lower dick down to face Katie's face!

Katie fingered herself faster to catch up with Spike.

"Cuuuuuum!" Spike shot one load into her mouth, and another all over her face as Katie came as well!

"(Is that i...)"

*Splurt!*

"Oh my Celestia, I'm sorry, I was told by my sex trainer about this double shot, where after a mouthful, a blast that's twice as big fires in!"

"*Cough!* It's fine, I'll clean my glasses & bandana later...though I never expected the 2nd one without warning."

Spike got her some tissues to wipe her face of the cum.

"Thank you Spike."

A few minutes later...

"Alright, now that my face is clean, ready for some more?" She said with half lidded eyes.

Spike then grabbed her and threw her down to the bed!

"Could you stop throwing me?"

"Sorry, force of habit I guess."

Spike then got on top of her and then held her close as his dicks were rubbing against her pussy. Spike then put his dicks into her pussy and began porking Katie Cook! Her legs were pointing in the air as Spike's thrusts force high pitched moans from her body!

"*moan!* Harder dragon!"

"Alright! Here comes a much stronger onslaught!"

Spike's pumped his dick directly into her! pushing against the entrance to her womb! She enjoyed it so much, that the walls of her vagina refused to let him out by squeezing on his dick!

"*moan!* Wow, you're really getting into th..." Spike was shut-up by Katie as she kissed him, using her tongue to hungrily enter his mouth!

The head of Spike's dick kept on entering the 33 year old mare's womb!

"*Moan!* Katie, I'm gonna cum again! I'm going to pull out now!"

"No you wont!" Then Katie stopped Spike from pulling out by wrapping her legs around Spike's back & clenching her pussy hard!

Spike then shot his seed directly into her pussy.

"Damn! Not again, can't you girls just let me cum outside?"

"Who'd want something that amazing leave their pussy & ass while they wait to have their face to be cummed on? They'd rather keep it in and risk pregnancy!" She explained.

"Hopefully it's their safe days, please tell me today was yours!" Spike pleaded.

"Yes, it sure is." She said while crossing her fingers behind her butt. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna shower, you may stay for round 2 if you'd like." She said with a seductive tone.

Meanwhile...

"Huh, gueth it wathn't my thave day after all." Said Frazzle Rock.

Author's Note

Spike the Dragon X Katie Cook: 67%

After seeing those 2 clues at the end of the chapter, can you guess what ending I'm going for at the end of the story?

Ch.10: The Hero Tasting the Crystal: Spike X Fleur De Verre

The Crystal Mare that stood before Spike, made his mouth water! Her dress, making her big shining DD chest pop! Her legs, shining through the stockings! Her skirt was so short, that it almost shows off her panties.

"(Am I certain that I am the prostitute here? Damn! Guess she wants to make sure I'm feeling lusty as well!)" Spike thought.

"Like what you see hero? Pretty appetizing?" She said as she sat down on the bed and crossed her legs.

"S-so...what's your name babe? I thought I met all of the crystal ponies." Spike said while he licked his lips.

"The name's Fleur De Verre, sorry I was sick on the day of the Equestria Games, I was so disappointed to know I missed you." She said with a sad frown. "Buuuuut...." Then she got up and began walking towards Spike, giving and elegant amount of sway to her hips as she came closer and closer to the dragon. Spike began sweating as he stepped back until he had his back to the wall! "I get to have the kind of experience no other fan can enjoy!" She told him in a low voice as she caressed his cheek, trailing her finger down to his belt...then in an instant...ripped that belt off!

"Wow! How'd you learn that trick?"

"Many fans have always imagined their own way of one day, having sex with their heroes and idols." She said. "Like how I, Fleur De Verre imagined doing this to you!"

Then Fleur De Verre grabbed him by the nuts!

"Whoa!" Spike gasped.

"Hmm...soft, but not for long!" She said, then kissed Spike's cheek.

Fleur De Verre then slipped her dress off! Revealing she was wearing no bra! Spike eyes popped from the unexpected sight! Spike felt his flaccid dicks begin hardening. Spike was then...not surprised from Fleur De Verre suddenly kissing him! Her tongue slipping into his so he could have a taste of the crystal. Then, she let go of him, a trail of drool connecting them! She then rolled the saliva into her finger, and ate it!

"(Wow! She's horny!)"

"Now that you've had a taste of a crystal pony, how does it compare to the taste of a regular pony?" She asked.

"You taste so good!" Spike answered, while staring at her breasts. "Would you mind if I..."

"Go right ahead, have a taste of milk from the crystal empire!" She said while jiggling her shining breasts at him! Spike then proceeded with tackling her to the floor as he sucked her left tit, while squeezing milk out her right tit with his claw! Letting out a soft moan! The pleasure she was feeling, made her happy! Making her briefly glow as her body became shinier, plus her mane & tail became even more spectacular! She even expanded to E cups! Her ass expanded, her body became even more slim and curvy! Spike got up and gazed, really amazed by the look of her new body!

"Woooooow, beautiful!"

She blushed from the compliment, making her happier that she glowed again! Making her E's become F's! Her body became even more amazing! Spike then began crying from the amazing looks of her!

"Please stop looking, I might blu..." Then Fleur De Verre was cut off as Spike tackled her gorgeous figure to the floor! Spike then began licking her entire body!

"You taste loads better than last time!" He complimented.

"*Moan* Yes Great & Honorable Spike the Brave & Glorious! *Moan!* Claim this mare who's been saving herself for you!"

Spike then began eating out her vagina, as her happiness made her rise to a G cup with his dicks dangling over the ever changing mare!

"Umm Spike, *moan!* could you *moan* lower your large dicks into my mouth?"

Spike decided not to answer and let them down into her! His dicks felt like he was sliding his dicks into smooth porcelain!

"(Eek! Her mouth is cold!)" Spike thought before going back to licking her pussy, letting his long tongue explore her walls. "(Are these her ovaries I feel?)" Spike said while slathering an unfertilized egg with his saliva.

"Spike, please don't do that *moan!* it's weird!" She said with dicks in her mouth!

"Sorry, I can't understand what you're saying, try swallowing before talking with your mouth full!"

"(Swallowing? What does he...)" Then without warning! Spike dumped 2 loads of cum into Fleur De Verre's mouth!

"*Grunt!*"

She swallowed as much cum as she could before it began to over flow and leak out the corners of her mouth! Spike pulled out his dicks, so the crystal mare could breath!

"*cough!* *cough!* *cough!* The hero's seed! I must devour it now!" She said while wiping her body and then licking up Spike's sperm. "*moan!* Hero! I could feel myself about to..."

"Go ahead! all over my face! The hero demands it!"

Fleur De Verre listened to Spike and blasted her vaginal secretions all over his face!

"Hero...I'm ready when you are!"

Spike picked her up bride style and then took her to the bed! He gently placed her on the bed, and he followed after.

"Please, don't keep me waiting hero!"

Her brought his hips back, and then..."IT'S SPIKE!!!"

*Slam!*

"AAAAH!!! YES!!!"

Spike thrusted into her while he sucked on her G cup tits which quickly turned to a whopping pair of H cups!

"*Moan* Oh Spike! I'm so happy!" She shrieked!

Spike then felt that his dicks were being squeezed by a smoother, softer, version of porcelain! As it felt like his twin dragons were slipping and sliding in & out of her! It was like he was pumping a fountain!

"(It's like he's pumping a sperm fountain!)"

"(F-fuck! She's the best I had so far!) H-hey! I'm gonna cum!"

"Do hero! Do it Spike! I'm about to cum as well!"

Spike then unloaded his 2nd loads into her pussy and huge ass!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" They went as they came together! Spike's sperm overflowing and coming out of the corners of her vagina!

Then Spike fell next to her.

"*pant!* That...was amazing!" Spike complimented.

"Thank you Spike! *pant* *pant* Thanks to you...I've achieved maximum happiness *pant*! (Plus the hero's baby inside me! I hope you fertilized the egg you were licking during the foreplay!)"

"You're welcome."

Meanwhile...

"Hang on Rarity, this was a question I've been meaning to ask." Twilight asked while still investigating.

"What is it darling?"

"You & Thunderlane moved to Cloudsdale after you 2 got married, how does that work exactly?"

"Oh-no darling, Thunderlane was too stupid, and I was too love struck to see that as soon as he plopped me onto a bed in Cloudsdale for our honeymoon, that I fell through the clouds and into a den of wolves where they tore me apart and I died!"

"Wait! Then how are you here?"

"Oh, I'm a ghost! Who's now haunting you darling!"

"Wh-what?!"

"Oh don't worry, it's not a curse or anything! Though for the life of me I don't know why I'm not haunting Thunderlane for revenge, eh, last I saw he checked himself into the looney bin! But whatever the case, I'm dead and you're the only one who's allowed to see me!"

"No Rarity! You have to crossover to the afterlife!"

"Why should I? Look on the bright sides, I can still make clothes for you, for free! I'm now like Batman's hallucinations of Joker from Arkham Knight! Also I can teach you tons of skills! Like my skills in bed!"

"Um Rarity...please stop haunting me!"

"No darling! As I said when 1st we would be the bestest of friends, and now we're this close!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Twilight screamed in fear!

"Hey, come back here! You need someone to help you with this investigation!"

Author's Note

Spike the Dragon X Fleur de Verre: 86%

No, this is not the alternate name of Fleur De Lis, this is an actual crystal pony!

Also, thank you Danville Bengal for me out on my bullshit about Rarity and Thunderlane! I was waiting for someone to finally point it out!

Ch.11: Calihoofornia Girls We're Undeniable! Spike X Tropical Dream!

1st of all, I Trahzo, the author and narrator, would like to point out that I am so very happy that California is canon in the show as Calihoofornia! I don't remember where but I saw the Twitter, confirming she was from Calihoofornia! Now for the story...

Calihoofornian Girls we're undeniable, daisy dukes, bikini on top!

"Um, can we not have a song right now?" Asked Pinkie Pie.

Calihoofirnia, Calihoofornia, Cali-hoof-ornia! Calihoofornia!

"Dude, just start narrating!"

Okay, fine Pinkie Pie, I'll shut-up! So Spike was pacing back and forth in his room.

"(Okay, last client! Don't worry, after this tell Twilight how sorry you are for flaking on her! With a chance, our friendship will become better and then we'll start dating, yeah a great way to make it up to her! And look, she's a virgin and she has no idea you're not a virgin plus you have a bunch of experience! Man, where is that client? She's 10 minutes late...)"

Meanwhile, a beautiful tall unicorn mare with orange curly mane & tail, yellow coat, purple eyes, red violet eye shadow, black skinny jeans, red violet shirt and hat was strutting down town, causing many heads to turn! Even the heads of married stallions! Her E cups were bouncing every time she took a step with her red violet stilettos.

"Hmm...oh hey, Princess Twilight Sparkle should help me!" She said while walking up to her!

"Grr...we're...I mean I am going nowhere!"

"Twilight darling, I can help!"

"Why don't you help by NOT HAUNTING ME!!!" Twilight screamed with her eyes closed!

"Uh..."

Twilight opened her eyes in embarrassment!

"Oh! S-sorry about that!"

"Um...Princess Twilight Sparkle?"

"Yes, Tropical Dream?"

"Do you know where Spike is staying during the summit?"

"Of course, Spike is sleeping in his bedroom of Canterlot Castle! It's the room labeled Spike's room."

"Thanks, bye!" Then she teleported off!

"You're welcome! Wait a minute...she might know something about Spike's job! Rarity! We gotta..."

*WHAM!* Twilight was knocked out by a random Cloudsdale delegate!

"Hey!" Complained Fluffy Clouds.

"You called Spikey Wikey a random dragon, this is fair gain!" Said Rarity.

"Who said that?"

"I did darling!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Ghost!" Then Fluffy Clouds flew away!

"Huh, guess I'll be here waiting till you get up...Hmm...I better hide you somewhere safe so you don't get hurt or raped." Then Ghost Rarity lifted Twilight into mid air and plopped her onto a rooftop. "I better get you a mattress, don't want you having a stiff back."

Meanwhile...

*Knock!* *Knock!*

Spike opened the door, and what he saw...

"AH! Adagio Dazzle!"

"Who?"

Spike un-shielded his eyes, to get a good long look! When Spike took a good look at her, he was amazed!

"(Congratulations, you just won a spot on the top 10 hottest girls I've ever met!) Hey, you must be...Palmetto Star?"

"Baby, I'm Tropical Dream!"

"Sorry."

"Don't worry about it, it's cool."

"H-huh?"

"What's wrong?"

"Well..."

"Spike, the rich stuck-up girls aren't in Calihoofornia. What you see on TV are just the stereotypes, well I kinda spell bad, but still, not the stereotypical girls. We're like any other girl...well not the rich stuck-up bitches, but still...you know what I mean right?"

"Yeah, you're pretty laid back."

"Uh-huh!" Then she kissed Spike on the lips. "Now come-on, the sun's heat has been putting me into a pretty big one, and I want you to stick me with your big ones!"

"(Damn, that was clever!)" He thought.

Spike & Tropical Dream took no time stripping off each other's clothes! Spike was completely nude, while Tropical had a string bikini, only barely covering her nipples, and just covering the opening of her vagina!

"Spike?"

"Yeah?"

"Think we can do it on the chair?"

"Yes! I always wanted to try it on the chair, sounds cool!" Spike agreed.

"Good, now sit upon your thrown, prince!" Tropical said.

Spike sat down on the comfortable arm chair in his room, Tropical Dream sat down and stared at his limp schlongs before she began licking them! Spike's dongs expanded, straightened, and hardened into their full size. When they were at their hardest, Tropical Dream then took both into her mouth! Tropical Dream tried her best to get his entire length into her mouth! And well, it wasn't too hard considering the length of her muzzle, and with that, got down to the base of Spike's dicks! Bobbing her head up & down on him, massaging his balls with her hands as she did!

"Wow, you're good at this!"

"Thants!" Tropical Dream said with both of his dicks still in her mouth.

"Don't talk with your mouth full, especially with all of that sticky marshmallow cream in your mouth."

"Wha Marthmawow 'rea...waif, let we bull ow wefore thu..." Spike then grabbed her head and slammed her head down on his cocks as he came right into her!

"I'm cumming!"

Tropical Dream's pupils shot upwards showing the whites of her eyes! Tropical Dream then slowly took Spike's dicks out of her mouth.

*Punch!* "That really hurt you know!"

"Thick scales, don't feel a thing."

Then she shot a coconut at him!

*konk!*

"Okay, I felt that!"

"Get off the chair, it's time for you to service me!"

"Ooh, I always wondered what a reverse blowjob looked like from the guy's POV looked like after watching that one scene from Futari Ecchi."

Spike then got off, Tropical Dream sat on the arm chair, left elbow against the left arm, letting her left cheek rest on her fist. Spike got down on his knees.

"(Wow, much more kinky than I thought!)" Spike thought, I know redundant but hey, shut-up!

Spike then hooked his claw around Tropical Dream's string bikini bottom, pushed the string to the side, and then began licking her. Spike boldly stuck his tongue into her!

"Ah!" She went as she wrapped her legs around his head! Spike bobbed his head up & down on her pussy! Spike then kissed her pussy and then his tongue went down further!

"*moan* H-hey, st-stop that's the...that's the spot! Yes! lick there! *long moan* Yes, th-that's the ticket!"

Spike focused his whole tongue onto that one spot Tropical Dream showed him! Spike went relentlessly on it! Causing the beautiful Adagio Dazzle looking unicorn to close her eyes while biting her finger tips.

"You're doing great! You deserve a drink!"

"(Ha! Good one!)"

Then Tropical Dream blasted her quote on quote water all over Spike's face.

"Alright, my turn again." Spike said while getting up.

1st, Tropical Dream got off the chair and then seductively stripped the string off.

"(Uh...wow!)" Spike said with wide eyes.

Tropical Dream then mounted Spike! Her necks sticking out the back of the chair! Tropical Dream then wrapped her arms around Spike's back! Spike then thrusted his hips upwards!

"*moan!* L-let it slip in!"

"Sorry."

Tropical Dream then slowly slipped Spike's twin dragons down her ass & pussy. Spike then blind sighted her by grabbing Tropical Dream by the hips abruptly and then pushed her down hard!

"AAAAAH!!!" She screamed while looking upwards with her tongue sticking out! Spike then grabbed her head and connected his mouth with Tropical Dream's mouth! Tropical Dream then bounced up and down on Spike's lap! The inner walls of her vagina and plot felt so good that his penises actually got bigger some how!

"(Wait, did his dicks just increase in size?!)"

Spike then grabbed the bouncing beauty's breasts and began fondling them!

"Sorry, they were just bouncing in my face, I refuse not touching them!"

"It's okay baby! Oh, I'm about to cum!"

"I'm almost there too!"

Spike and Tropical Dream quickened their paces until...

"I'm cumming!" They both shouted at the same time!

Spike's cum colliding with Tropical's cum and then moving past to enter her ovaries!

Later Spike & Tropical Dream laid on the bed.

"That was great!" Spike complimented.

"If you want more, then come to Calihoofornia."

"I may do that."

"Well, I'm gonna go now."

"Yeah, I gotta find my friend and apologize for flaking on her a lot during this summit."

"Hope you 2 make up, and then make out." Then Tropical Dream teleported out of his room.

Meanwhile on a rooftop, Twilight awoke.

"Did someone get the number of that random pegasus?"

"Finally you're up darling!" Said Ghost Rarity.

"Rarity, where did that mare go?"

"She went to Spike's room and they had some freaky sex! I watched while you were out cold."

"Wh-what?!"

Author's Note

Spike the Dragon X Tropical Dream: 24% Aw-man!

Ch.12: The Fight!

Spike had just exited his room only to have magic blast him back in!

*Thud!* went Spike as he hit the wall! causing the shelf above him to drop a snowglobe on his head!

"Ow! What in the?"

"SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!" Twilight yelled as she lunged at Spike!

"Now, we don't want to hurt hi..."

"HOW DARE YOU?!" She yelled as she bound Spike to the floor with her magic!

"Wh-what are you talking about Twilight?"

"I figured it out! Ghost Rarity told me that you had sex with that delegate! And let me guess, you had sex with that delegate during our day at Canterlot's watering hole as well! And maybe a whole bunch more!" Then she stomped his chest!

"Ack! T-Twilight!"

"What?! Was that month at the rock farm all a rouse so you can bang Maud to gain some sex experience before doing your actual job?!"

"Actually it was with Pinkie's mom, b-but Twilight, please calm down, you're going to hyperventilate!"

"H-h-h-her mom? Wow...I did not see that coming! Don't change the subject here Spike the Dragon Sparkle! You've been flaking so you can get payed to be a......" Then tears began forming in her eyes. "........To be a Celestia damn prostitute?!" She then began breathing hard!

"Twilight, let me go! You know I couldn't refuse mom!"

*slap!*

"What about your morals?"

"I had to break them Twilight! Mom thinks I'll never find a girl, so she convinced the delegates behind your back to do this!"

"The......th-the delegates were all in on this?!"

"Yes they were." said Princess Celestia.

"Princess? St-stay back! I'm going to blow this ruined man's brains all over the walls of this room!"

"Are you really?"

"Yes! I'm not afraid to be charged with treason for killing your son! He deserves it!" Then the tears turned to a stream flowing down her cheeks.

"Twilight, please...I wanted to apologize to you after this wall over, believe me I did!"

"Yeah, lie to me again! Like how you lied about the part time job at the rock farm, which was practice for your job as a GIGOLO!!! Spike! I'd be willing to pay you for your services assisting me, if you'd just ask!"

"Twilight! Stop it! This is unlike a princess!" demanded Celestia!

"Princess Celestia, you gotta be with me on him breaking his morals!"

"I don't give a damn about his morals, I just wanted my son to get laid for once in his life!" She yelled back at him!

Twilight then looked down.

"Look Twilight, I just couldn't help myself! I mean after Rarity & Thunderlane left, I wanted Spike to move on, and what exactly was his next step after that? Not finding a girlfriend because he was 'busy'!"

"I was busy!" Spike defended.

"Yeah, he's always busy helping me."

"Twilight, how much work has he done since you got the castle?"

"Let's see, well the last time he got a list of chores to do was......uh.......um......."

"See? That is why I had him do this job! Also, you're one to talk aren't you?"

"What do you mean?"

"I was really hoping you'd help him develop some skills on how to win the ladies, but instead no! All because you don't want him to leave you!"

Twilight felt pain in her heart.

"Twilight? Is that true?"

"Yes..." She said while looking away.

"Why?"

"Because I love you! More than a friend, more than family! I...love...you."

"Twilight...why didn't you say anything?"

"I was about to after that bitch rejected you and starting going out with Thunderlame!"

"Hey! I'm right here!" complained Ghost Rarity, but Spike & Celestia didn't hear her, and Twilight just ignored her.

"What stopped you from confessing to me back then?"

"I was afraid you'd say no to me, or worse, accuse me of playing rebound."

"Twilight, I care for you a lot, you know that don't you?" He asked with a sincere tone. "If it were anypony else then I'd accuse them of playing rebound, but not you. I know you care about me a lot too, since we've been growing-up, we've been looking out for each other! Back when we were kids, when you come home from school after the bullies picked on you, you came home to a warm bowl of chicken noodle soup me & Velvet prepared. When I fell off the skateboard, and scraped my knee, you kissed my band aid. When you were crying from that romantic movie, I gave you a box of tissues without asking! When I was sick, you made me the worst chicken noodle ever but I didn't care because it was made from the heart! And this heart beats with a lot of love and care for you Twilight."

Twilight then unbounded Spike.

"Do you really mean all of that Spike?"

"Yes Twilight......I love you! I'm sorry for not telling you about what I've been doing but mom worried you wouldn't understand, but now that the job is over, I really wanted to make it up to you somehow!"

"Well, there is a way for you to make it up to me."

"And what's that?"

"Fuck me! Fuck me in all the ways you've done to those other girls."

"It'll be my pleasure!"

"Well, my work here is done, I'll just be going now! Oh, and also, you wont get sex in this chapter, you'll get it, on the next chapter! Bye bye!" Said Trollestia!

Ch.13: Spike X Twilight, no More Words to be Said.

As soon as Celestia left the room, Ghost Rarity sat on the desk, to watch these 2 lovers do it! Spike nibbled on Twilight's neck, giving her tiger kisses.

"Oomf!"

"How do you like that?"

"Spike, even though I'm not your 1st, will you..."

Spike wasted little time pressing his lips against Twilight's! Spike then put his hand down Twilight's pants! Slipping his fingers down her panties then thrusting his fingers in and out of her pussy! Spike then used his free hand to grab her breast!

"Sorry if I'm not as big as the other mares you banged." Twilight said.

"Don't be, your B-cups get an A++ in my book!" Spike replied.

"That is so smooth Spikey Wikey." Said Rarity.

Spike then coiled his tongue with Twilight's so she couldn't fight back. Soon, Spike broke the kiss.

"Why did you stop?"

"Put your head down."

"Oh, is it time to do..."

"Nope, you don't need to blow me, but I really feel like blowing you!"

"B-blowing me?!"

"Yeah, I always wondered what would happen if you gave a unicorn's horn a blowjob."

"Well, I guess it'll be an interesting experience."

Twilight ducked her head and presented her horn to Spike. Spike then licked the base to the tip of the horn!

"Wh-what's this sensation?"

"(So something does happen.)" Spike then wrapped his tongue around Twilight's horn, stroking it!

"Sp-Spike! Something's happening!"

Then Twilight's horn blasted magical energy into Spike's mouth and down his throat.

"What happened? Are you okay Spike?"

"Yeah, I feel just..."

That's when he grew an inch taller and wider!

"Whoa! You think my dicks will get bigger when it's at full length?"

"Maybe! (I gotta write this discovery down!)"

Spike & Twilight then began removing each other's clothing! But before Twilight could take off her bra, Spike grabbed her bra and ripped it off!

"Wah!" Twilight went from the sudden attack.

"You think they'll increase in size if you begin swelling-up with milk?" Spike whispered into her ear before blowing air into them making her ears twitch.

"*giggle!* Spike, st-stop teasing me."

"Sorry, but you're the just the cutest mare."

Twilight blushed from his compliment.

"You really mean that?"

"Yeah! I always wanted to call you cute without it being misconstrued like I was asking you out, but now that we are going out, I don't need to hold back on my feelings."

"That makes me so happy!"

"Then how's about you take that happiness and suck me off?"

"*giggle.* Okay."

Twilight then bent down and got on her knees. But before Twi could suck him off, Spike stopped her.

"Wait, let's go with the 69 position."

"*Gasp!* Yes!"

Twilight then lied down on the bed, spreading her legs. Spike then got on top of her, dangling his erections over her face, precum dripping all over her face, Twilight licked all of the precum falling into her mouth. Spike stared at Twilight's pussy.

"The most beautiful pussy I've seen." Then he licked the opening.

"*Moan!* Spike, your tongue feels so..." Then she was shut up as Spike lowered his 2 dicks into her mouth. "Mmm-mmm!" She went. "(These are eons better than hot dogs, sausages, and bratwurst!)" She thought as she bobbed her head upwards.

both gave it their all focusing their love into every lick and suck!

"(I'm gonna....)" Then Twilight came all over Spike's face!

Spike then lifted his dick out of Twilight's mouth.

"I'm sorry, I could've told you, but I had my mouth full."

"It's okay Twilight, now stay still, I'm gonna try the best I can with a chest this small." Spike replied while putting his penises in between her B-cup chest.

"What the? Spike, I'm too small for a boob job!"

"As Princess Cadence during Rarity's wedding, love will always prevail! Even in impossible times just like this!"

Ghost Rarity then face palmed. Spike then used his claws squish her chest as close as they could get and began grinding in between her small breasts. It's the best he could do for his lover. Twilight felt a tingle, making her legs twitch.

"Open wide Twilight, I'm about to cum!"

Twilight opened her mouth as big as she could as Spike let loose a torrent of cum into her mouth! Twilight's mouth was overflowing with cum! She swallowed that substitute marshmallow cream with an audible slurp.

"Mmm...anything you make for me, I love how it tastes so good." Then she levitated all the cum that didn't make it to her mouth,

"W-w-wait Twilight, don't..." Too late for Spike, Twilight made him swallow his own sperm. "I'm gonna make you a quesadilla, and you wont see it coming."

"No! I'm sorry! Don't make me eat something so cheesy!" She screamed.

"I'm just kidding Twilight."

"Me too." She lied. "(Phew, I was terrified we'd continue our relationship with abuse!)"

Spike then got off of Twilight and then got in between her legs.

"Ready?"

"It's my 1st time, can we take it slow?"

"Yes my princess, anything for you, for since the very day we played pretend as kids, I'd always swear my allegiance to you."

"(How could something be so cheesy, yet be so smooth?)" She thought while blushing.

"All yours Twilight." Said Spike, as he penetrated her!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" The blood from her being penetrated showed.

"Don't worry Twilight, I'll wait a while..."

"Thank you Spike, you're such gentledrake." Twilight complimented.

30 seconds later...

"Ready now?"

"Yes Spike, take me! Make me yours!"

Spike then thrusted his his dicks into her flank & plot consecutively, unleashing a full on frontal assault on her womb! Spike put his hand on Twilight's B-cup breasts, pinching, squeezing, and pulling on her tits.

"Spike! Your dicks feel so good inside me!"

"The inside of your vagina & asshole feels great inside too!"

Spike thrusted harder and faster into Twilight!

"Spike! I'm gonna cum again!"

"Me too Twilight!"

"Let's cum together!"

Spike thrusted even faster & harder into Twilight, until...

"I'm cumming!" Spike shot his love juices straight into Twilight while Twilight shot her love juices all over Spike's dick!

"That was great!"

"Yeah, but for some reason I'm not tired!"

"Round 2?" Asked Twilight.

"Do you need to ask?"

So Spike & Twilight fucked again but this time doggy style! Spike had shot another load into Twilight while spanking her butt cheeks until they went from lilac to scarlet!!

"(His 3rd load!)"

Then Spike fucked Twilight sideways!

"(4th!)"

Then they did it reverse cowgirl!

"(6th!)"

He held her by the thighs from behind!

"(10th!)"

Then they did it in Spike's private hot tub that Celestia installed into his balcony!

"(That's his 14th time already!)"

Then he held her down to the wall.

"(20th!)"

Spike continued to come into her over & over & over again until eventually they finally got tired. If you're wondering what had happened remember that energy Spike sucked out of Twilight's horn? Well, if a unicorn through a blowjob has energy shot into their sexual partner. Then that energy becomes a stamina booster for the partner plus the fact that dragons have energy to burn, well yeah it's gonna be a long night of sex, this also makes sure the unicorn doesn't faint during the consecutive ejaculations, and that ladies & gentleman will be your headcanon of the day.

Later...Spike & Twilight cuddled in bed.

"Wow, that was awesome! I don't know where all of that stamina came from!"

"Yeah, 56 times! So where do we go from here?"

"Well, due to the fact that I made absolutely certain you'd get pregnant, looks like we're getting married."

"Agreed, but please no honeymooning in Cloudsdale, at least until you get your wings."

"Of course." Said Spike who didn't suspect anything from her nervous voice.

"Good call darling." Said Ghost Rarity.

A week later...

So, Spike & Twilight got married, crowning Spike, The Dragon Prince of Friendship, Rarity decided to take refuge in Twilight's head because she refuses going to the afterlife! Ghost Rarity recommended that Coco Pommel replace her as element of generosity, and well, she was welcomed with open arms! Months later, Spike & Twilight's son: Emerald Flame was born, so were the children that the female delegates took with them. These children, would one day become the children that will establish the bonds between ponies and dragons, and we all owe it to one whore, and his name is...Spike!

Meanwhile...

"Nerzo Sir! The shippings have reached 199! Just one more, and the time of doom shall come!" Said a minion!

"Quick! Find the world that is about to emerge with the 200th shipping!" Nerzo commanded.

"Sir! We've located the world!"

"Take immediate action! We must stop ship 200 at any cost!"

"Even by killing her?"

"Yes! Kill the 200th bitch, whoever she is! Thorn, ready our troops!"

After Thorn readied Nerzo's troops, he stood at of the glass front of the spaceship he was in. Gazing at the world with the 200th shipping!

"(I hope the Spike of this world is ready, because I wont just kill his girl, I'll end his life as well!)"

To be continued in...

The Revival of Princess Amore!

Author's Note

Spike the Dragon X Twilight Sparkle: 93%

Interesting Fact: The scene where Spike's pre-cum was dripping all over Twilight's face, I got inspiration from Paul Blart 2 when Paul let a little girl's strawberry ice cream drip all over his face inorder to raise his blood sugar.

Also here's Emerald Flame by unoriginal:

Ch.1: Getting Some 1st Hand Experience, Spike X Cloudy Quartz!

"What?!"

"I said to do my mom."

"I heard you, but why?!"

"To give you some sexual experience of course."

"N-no! Mr. & Mrs. Pie, please forgive your daughter for saying such a thing!"

"Now, now, it's fine, we actually agreed to it." Said Igneous.

"You did? (Is Maud the only sane one in this crazy messed-up family?!)"

"Yeah...I've been pretty lonely being in here all day while Igneous here is out in the field, farming the rocks all day long, only coming in to eat meals."

"And when I come back in from a long day of hard labor, I'm just too tired to pleasure my sweet Cloudy Quartz."

"Please Spike, I need this."

"B-but.."

"Please Spike, I don't want her to get bored and leave me!"

"B-but..."

"Spike, please...are you willing to set aside your morals and bang my mom?"

All 3 were giving him the puppy dog eyes.

"*groan* Alright."

"YAY!!!" All 3 cheered.

"I'll be heading back to Ponyville so Twilight will know you're here for a part time job & will be back just in time to get to the summit!"

Then Spike looked down in shame.

"I am such a pushover!"

"Hey, it's okay Spike! Pinkie told us about this summit thing, and we wanna help both you get some experience, and find a loophole around Trahzo's policy on married mares. Well, I'll be heading back to the fields, Spike, take good care of my wife."

"Come-on handsome, let's go to my room!" She then wrapped her arms around Spike's left and off they went.

When they were in Cloudy's room, they sat at the edge of the bed, she was about to kiss him but then her face was caught by Spike's hand.

"I don't know about this..." He said while looking back.

"It's fine, now, let me take the lead, okay?"

"Okay..."

Spike & Cloudy Quartz then were laying on each other. Spike was on the bottom and Cloudy was on top! Cloudy then slipped off her dress, and discarded it to the side, revealing her black bra, and then she placed her glasses on a nightstand.

"Wow, those are huge!" Spike said in shock.

"I breastfed 4 kids at the same time." She told him.

"Heh, guess it was no competition considering Pinkie's appetite."

Both shared a short laugh before Cloudy lowered her head and pressed her lips against Spike's, then she pulled her head up.

"Hope you don't mind me taking your 1st kiss."

"How do you know it's my 1st?"

"Pinkie told me you've never had a girlfriend & when you do get kissed, it's on the cheek."

"Yeah, I guess." Spike said while rubbing the back of his head.

Cloudy Quartz then went on to continually kissing Spike, and Spike kissed back. Spike wrapped his arms around Cloudy's back & she wrapped her arms around the back of Spike's head. Their tongues battled for supremacy, where Spike's tongue ended up being dominated!

"Wow, you're pretty skilled for a mare who doesn't get a lot of it." Spike complimented.

"I may not do it much, but it doesn't mean I suck at doing it."

Eventually, Spike's hemipenises began expanding. Cloudy felt it push against her skirt.

"Ooh, someone's ready." She cooed.

Then Cloudy Quartz removed her skirt revealing her panties & stockings. Spike then retorted by removing his pants, showing his boxer shorts.

"Sit-up." She said in a seductive tone.

Spike sat up, then Cloudy sat on his lap.

"Mind unhooking my bra?"

Her breath went against Spike's neck, making him shake a little. Spike took the bra Cloudy was wearing and unhooked it.

"Now that that pesky thing is out of the way, massage my breasts."

Spike then put one claw on each of her boobs, and began fondling them. Cloudy whinnied in pleasure. Spike then smiled at her reaction, then he began pinching her tits, making drops of little milk squirt out.

"Oh! Yes, Spike, put your left claw on my pussy!"

Spike slowly glided his claw down her side, copping a feel of her hips, then her butt, and then slithered his claw into her panties. Spike searched for an opening and when he did, stuck his finger right inside!

"Oh yes!" She moaned. "Spike! Make me cum!"

Spike obliged as he thrusts his finger in and out of the depraved milf! Spike then took initiative & licked the side of her neck, making Cloudy Quartz bite her lip.

"*moan!* *moan!* Spike, I'm....cumming!" Then she shot her vaginal fluids all over Spike's claw. "Alright, your turn."

Cloudy Quartz then pulled her panties off, exposing her wet vagina.

"Sit at the edge of the bed."

Spike did as she requested. Spike sat at the edge of the bed as Cloudy put her face to his crotch.

"Let's get this off." Cloudy said as she pulled Spike's boxers down, only to be slapped in the face by Spike's 7 inch long, 1.5 inch wide twin dragons! "Oh my! Pinkie never told me you're a living threesome!"She then gave the dicks a kiss on the tip. Spike shivered from that, as his erections began leaking precum. "Oh, you like that don't you?" Then Cloudy Quartz took both dicks into individual hands and took turns sucking either head. Spike was moaning in pleasure. Cloudy Quartz then began picking up the pace!

"Hot damn! It's so warm and moist..." Then he lost some control & then grabbed her by the mane, and forced both of his dicks right down her throat!

"(Wow, he's already cumming, looks like I've gotta really teach him!)" She thought.

He pulled her head in and out real fast! "M...Mrs.Pie I'm gonna cum!"

"(Wait! all the cum that was flowing into me earlier was just precu...)"

Then he shot 2 loads into Cloudy Quartz! "I'm cumming!"

Spike let go of Cloudy Quartz and then Cloudy took both dicks out of her mouth as she began coughing.

"*Cough!* *Cough!* I didn't expect you to have so much cum, how pent up are you?"

"I took an oath never to masturbate until I finally begin my sex life."

"You don't say, well let's begin the final part shall we." Cloudy got back into the bed, discarded her still wet panties, laid on her back, and then presented her vagina to Spike. "Come & get it stud!"

Spike then got into the missionary position with Cloudy Quartz. Spike then slowly inserted his dicks into both her vagina and anus.

"*moan!* Ooooooh Sweet Celestia! Spike!" She continued to moan until Spike's entire length was in her! "*Whinny!* So good!"

Spike then began thrusting into her! Cloudy Quartz then wrapped her legs around Spike's hips! "Spike, I'm gonna cum again! Please go faster & harder!"

"I'm about close as well!"

Spike increased his pace right before...

"I'm cumming Mrs.Pie!"

"Me too!" Said Cloudy Quartz, or rather Mrs.Creampie!

Spike got off of Cloudy Quartz and they began cuddling.

"You are a natural born stud at sex! I can't believe your friend Rarity, she doesn't know what she's missing!" She told him.

"Yeah, but oh well."

"Yep, now if you'll excuse me, it's almost dinner time." She said as she left the room. "We'll continue your training for the summit after."

Meanwhile in Ponyville...

Twilight was sitting at her balcony. "I can't believe Spike, I'd be willing to pay him for his services if he'd only ask." She mumbled with a jealous face. "I'll talk to him about this when we meet later at the summit."

Author's Note

Love Calculator:
Spike the Dragon X Cloudy Quartz: 99 fucking percent!
Igneous Rock X Cloudy Quartz: 28% OUCH!!! Boy your wife is cheating on you!

Ch.9: Suspicion!

Twilight was still thinking back to what had transpired during Spike's 'day off'.

"Spike couldn't be dating now! I mean Spike said before going off to work today that March was just a friend!"

"You sure about that darling?" Asked Rarity.

"Yes Rarity! I know Spike! We know each other as well as Batman & Joker!"

"Aren't those 2 arch enemies?"

"Rarity! You need to focus!"

"I am, how you dare yell at me!"

"Sorry Rarity, but it's just that...something has been going on with Spike, he's always going off to work on the worst of times & decides to head off to this part time job of his, instead of hanging out with me! The day at the watering hole just wasn't enough!" She explained.

"There, there Twilight, I'm sure Spikey-Wikey is fine, whatever he's doing, sounds like he's establishing strong bonds with the delegates from across Equestria! Though, why do I only see bonds with the female delegation?"

Twilight's head shot up!

"Rarity, what did you say?"

"Spikey only establishing bonds with female delegation?"

Twilight then gained suspicion about Spike's job that Celestia hired him to do!

"Rarity, thank you for making me realize something! I-I gotta go! Here, take this pony & pay the check!"

"What are you gonna do Twilight?"

"I gotta figure out what the fucking Tartarus exactly Spike has been doing for the past few days!"

Twilight decided to investigate the mystery of why Spike has been busy lately & why only the female delegates have been establishing stronger bonds! Her 1st stop was Spike's employer/mom, Princess Celestia.

"WHAT?!"

"Sorry Twilight, but I must not let you know, for you wont understand."

"But Celestia, he's been avoiding me a lot from this!"

"I said no Twilight, that is my final say on the matter. Please, forgive me my most faithful student."

Twilight was sent out of the room to figure it out herself! So, she went to see some of the female delegates.

"Please, tell me! What did you and Spike do?"

"I have been told to not reveal anything." Replied Amira.

Later...

"Thorry Princeth Twilight, but it ith important that you not know!" Said Frazzle Rock.

Later again...

"I wanted to tell you, but Princess Celestia said not until Spike is finished with his job don't you know? Well not that last part, I added in the don't you know part, don't you know?" Said March Gustysnows.

Even later still...

Quiet Gestures zipped her lips.

Twilight walked down Canterlot, frustrated on how little progress she's been making...

"*Groan!* Spike, I swear I'll figure out what is so important that you're unable to be with me!" Then she looked to the sky. "With my teacher as my witness! I will figure it out, before the end of this damn summit!"