Chapter One
Taking My Leave, My Way
Death Bringer
The day started off in maintenance like any other day, all the gray on the walls, just screaming *paint me another color!*. I work in the Reactor section of the stable, nothing much to do there, except play cards, with the one in a while exception of only me repairing it. The Stallions and mares never seem to get along down here, and it's very rare that somepony gets hit and vice-verse down here for no reason. I just happened to be that one for this week.
“Hey Sexy, think fast!” one of the stallions said. Me, I even didn't turn to see it coming. I woke up 3 hours later in medical. I know Hyper one of the 20 original Pegasi left here in 34.
“whoa there sugar, take it easy, you've been out for a while now!”
“Ya, nice to see you to,” then added, “does my mom know?”
“Does she know!” she said as if shocked, “the overmare? she's been worried sick about you! Just lay back down before she comes,” she paused before continuing “you know what she'll do to see if your back in working condition or not.”
“Gee, Tell me something I don't know.”
A few hours pass still thinking about how to figure out this damn stable. I mean really. How is it that this stable, besides 25, was the only 2 stables that had the Delta series of the Pipbucks but no 3k series? How is this stable 2 acres squared and has 5 levels? How can this stable, hold 1000 ponies and not let them go hungry? Why is there only 20 Pegasi left out of the original 150 in 200 years?
“I don't understand this stable,” I sighed, “why can't this stable give me a fucking break!” Hyper must have heard me, for her to come flying in here like the stable is on fire.
“Is something wrong? Are you OK? Did your head hit...” her look softened, “can I get you anything?”
“Nothing to hard for you to do.” and I just tapped my hoof on the bed.
“You know how your own mother is, don't you?” she said with a scared tone.
“Oh come on, like my own mother doesn't know how I am,” I stated with most certainty, “and you think I don't know how you feel about me.”
“Oh, do you?” she purred, “So long as one thing doesn't happen in here, and you know what I mean.”
“Afraid are we?”
Her eyes widened then narrowed at me, looking intent on having me, then flew beside me.
“Do you like this stable, at all? Cause I don't, I'd rather be out there than in here,” pausing before asking, “Don't you want out of here, with me, till the day we die?
“I don't know, sure I would but, what about your mom? Won't you miss her?”
3 hours later I went to my room after my talk with Hyper. Hyper was the most beautiful pony in 34. A sexy golden coat, with a platinum mane with baby blue eyes, similar to the sky in the books here. Though random is, is what random does, my mother waiting for me.
“Oh Decibel!”
“Oh Fuck.” muttering under my breath, I knew what was going to happen.
“Come here now, I won't bite.”
“Missile, You know this is not right.” Though she made the rules here, with no exceptions. “Your lucky I can't say you molestered me though, I'll Say that,” Pausing then adding, “Can't you at least molest me and hyper?”
“Why shouldn't I, It's your room,” she looked at me then said, “Come here, you first.”
“On one condition, you let me and hyper out!” I yelled.
Her eyes went wide. “But I..”
“No buts, this stable is going to hell, plus it's bound to happen sooner or later.”
“I… we… hugh fine, your right.”
“Just like that, are you kidding me?”
“No, I'm not shitting you, just keep in mind,” she looked at me endearingly, “you two are the first out of this stable in 200 years.” paused for a few seconds then said, “Just take care of you and her would you? Promise me that?”
We were armed for bear. A grenade rifle, with enough 40mm explosives for me. 2 ATR's for her. We set out into the world above, probably never to come back home, to the ones we knew, ever again.
Fallout Equestria: Dead Money
Chapter 2: Here we are
Death Bringer
We made our way out of the stable, into the wastes. In moments my PipBuck came on and started playing a radio broadcast:
“Hello every pony,” the mare on the radio said, “You hate your current life or the one that's coming, come to the Sierra Madre Casino, where anypony can begin again. The grand opining is today. Come and wash all of your troubles away, no matter how big or small.”
The broadcast ended and went to another station. Apparently, only 2 working radio station in the wastes, one was playing the kind of happy-go-lucky music to take the tension off out here run a pony by the name DJ-Pon3. Another was a new station playing a song Take me to Church.
My lovers got humor, She's the giggle at a funeral
With everyponies disapproval, should of worshiped her sooner
If the heavens of her did speak,
I muted the station but was recording the song anyway.
“Wow,” silently saying to myself, “some songs now all these years later.”
“Could be a good wedding song eh, don't you think?”
I nodded in agreement before noticing a pony in heavy armor, scurrying away. Hyper looked in the direction I was. She looked back at me,
“Everything ok love?” with the look of worry on her face.
“I thought,” pausing then added, “Must bee seeing things, I mean I'm glad were out here… Out of there especially, it's just,” Thinking of something that wont worry her, “Everything out here is strange, Like the Equestria now, is fucking with my mind, than 34 could.”
“Or it's just that you just need to get used to a new place to live,” saying matter-a-factly. “You have any idea where to go?”
Getting a good look around there is no right way to go. “Do you think we should go west, considering there is no way to really go at all?”
“What cause the sun sets in the west before the bombs!” She scowled then lightened up, “Could go that way, your right nothing really to see where to go but,” looking at her pipbuck and said firmly, “need a place to stay, map says towards the west like you want to go, there's a abandoned building.”
Like she said, on the map there was 'SteelRanger Safehouse; Abandoned'.
When we got there a earth pony with heavy armor came out' “Get inside, There's a whole flock of Manticores coming!”
“Who are you and what did you do?” Hyper Demanded.
“Who are you to ask,” The armored pony asked calmly, “I technically just saved your ass in a way in a few minutes Manticores would come right overhead and eat both of you till your bones are gone, Plus don't demand answers from anypony you don't know, Didn't your mother teach you that?” stating with a unusual tilt of it's head.
“What do, never mind” What does it do with it's life, help others at random times or when it feels like?
“Well, names Sonar. I take it y’all must've came out of one of em' fancypants underground plantations.” OK, now I could tell it was a Stallion, “Bet y'all had the life down there and wanted to screw it up NOW of all times, didn't ya?” paused for a deep breath and in a low deep intimidating voice said, “Just because you couldn't handle it, could you?”
“SHUT UP YOU TWO!!!” Straining my voice, not such a good idea, but they shut up. “Look no offense… Sonar, but arguing doesn't solve everything now, does it?”
“You sound like your mother ya know,” she caught my look, “What it's the way you said it, honest.”
“otva`li! ”
“na vas da.” OK blushing, “oh somepony actually paid attention in class and knows what I say I mean i'll do it to.” I swear her perr gets to me.
“OK you lovebirds, just please stop the damn fucking snugly-wuggly whatever that stuff is please,” I could just imagine his look under that helmet of his. All, me and Hyper did was keep going, those guns of his could help us out in the long run.
3 hours, a long chat, and some stable 34 red hot momma style seducing later, He broke like a little filly saying, “Please stop, I can't take it anymore, I'll do whatever you please, even screw both of you if I have to, just no more Please”
"OK, Your coming with us soldier!" I swear when i finished he moved so fast to stand straight tall, You could think he was from a stable's elite security turning into a post-Apocalypse Swat team. “ty che, blyad?”
“na vas, piz'da.”
