Princess Barb's Thunder Thighs

by Artie Downer

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Other, Romance, Sex, Spike, Anthro
Length: 3339

Princess Barb receives a very pleasent visit

Featuring r63 Spike

Barb has somehow taken control of Equestria, and somebody is very happy to meet the new princess. When he goes to see her, the dragon ruler is not expecting much from some common visitor, but after a rather lewd and interesting request, she takes him up on it.

Cover art created by Suirano

Published 2015-06-22 22:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-22 22:10:02 UTC

The Only One

By some happenstance or another, Barb had managed to successfully take over the land of Equestria and become it's only ruler. Many in the kingdom wondered how such a young and blossoming dragon could accomplish such a feat, but none of that was a concern to me. Once I saw her standing outside on the Royal Balcony, greeting and waving to her new subjects, I had to see her.

And by some luck, I did.

I was escorted by a few understandable jumpy guards into the Throne Room, and that is where I saw her.

Princess Barb sat there, on her conquered throne, completely and utterly naked. It was quite a confusing sight at first, as she had been seen wearing a flowing dress in public. But it was cast aside, as she crossed her legs and started right at me.

Even if I were to be executed later that day, it would still be the best day of my life. She was more beautiful than I imagined.

The only thing that adorned her body was regalia very similar to what Princess Celestia wore. Golden, jewel-encrusted straps were placed around her wrists and ankles, topping off with Celestia's crown on her head, Barb's long and flowing spikes pulled behind it. And that was basically it in terms of clothing. The rest left nothing to the imagination.

Her feet had short claws protruding out of each toes, and they even wiggled at some random moments. Barb's body has probably been the most buxom I've ever seen, with enormous, slightly sagging, breasts resting on her chest, and those thighs...

Oh Celestia, those thighs.

The way Princess Barb stacked them on top of each other by crossing her legs would drive any man wild. Showing so much yet hiding just as much. Her giant ass rested on that throne, not even considering how much weight she has on that. I don't say that as insulting, it's rather a compliment. Finally, the princess' long and thick tail was draped on one of the arm rests, as it was too big for the throne to squeeze in.

Truly, after taking in this magnificent and extremely arousing view, I felt it to be one of the most beautiful things I'd ever seen.

"Are you going to say something, or are you just going to continue staring at me?"

I immediately snapped out of my blissful stupor, as I looked up into the princess' eyes. Her rather judgmental eyes...

"I don't have all day, you know. As the new Princess of Equestria, I have a lot on my plate. So speak up. It's not everyday some gets an audience with the dragon princess, especially in this state."

I stammered, "I-I-I'm sorry... I was, uh... taken off guard by... by your-

"By my naked body?" Princess Barb interjected. "Eh, I get it. I just felt like being naked today. Still need my crown though," she punctuated with a chuckle.

"I-I understand, your highness."

Then, she got to the point. "So what do you want?"

After standing there in silence for a few moments, I walked towards her. Despite my temptation to do it right then and there, I held myself back is got on my knees and bowed before her.

"Princess Barb: you are by far, the most beautiful woman that I have ever seen in my entire life. From the moment I saw you, I knew that I had to have you. Even though, I am just a commoner and you are the Princess of Equestria, I still felt it necessary to at least try and ask what I would like to do to you."

She looked down on her me, her eyes half-lidded in expectation.

"I wish to please you orally."

...

A few moments of silence later, she spoke up. "Guards, leave us."

I heard shuffling and footsteps for a while, which all ceased when the door shut close.

I heard a shift in the Princess' position. "Kiss my foot."

Readily, I looked up from the floor and beheld the royal foot that was hanging in front of me.

Taking the chance, I took the foot in my hands and planted a deep, loving kiss on top of it, right past her toes. I let it go, and Princess Barb took it back closer to herself.

After a few more wordless seconds, I heard a stifled laugh.

"OK."

I looked up the floor, her buxom figure even more impressive as seen from down below. "R-really?"

"Of course." She chuckled, "why not?"

She prepared to get up from her seat, and while I would've loved to see the princess' astronomical ass in full view, I spoke my tongue. "A-a-actually, Princess Barb, there's a certain... way that I want to please your, um... bottom half..."

"Oh really?" She sat her fat ass back down on the throne. "And how's that?" I heard with a tint of skepticism in her voice.

The stammering got worse for me, as I tried to get my words out. "Well, I-Uhh... Umm, it's that... I-"

"Speak up!" This command ironically got me to shut up. "I won't judge you. Just tell me what you'd like to do."

I took a deep breath and I said it. "I want to put my head between you thighs and put my arms around them as I lick your pussy! I'm sorry if that seems weird, but I've been wanting to have those thunder thighs of yours squish against my face ever since I saw them!"

Despite such an assertive statement, I'd never been more embarrassed in all of my life.

I kept there, still bowing and facing the floor, as I waited for a response. The quietness was maddening, and I was about to stand up and run out the door, until I heard a heart laugh.

"Ahahahahaaaaa, is that it? Man, I was worried you wanted to do really weird stuff to me!" She continued laughing as I raised my head and looked at her. "Hell, you're licking my pussy, you think I care what you wanna do with my thighs?! C'mon, man!"

At this point, I wasn't even sure if she still wanted me to please her. But those doubts quickly vanished.

The Princess of Equestria, the symbol of my lust, and the object of my affection, slowly spread her legs and unfolded her massive, plump thighs. And right in between lay her pink, and somewhat wet, dragon pussy.

"Go ahead, big boy..." she permitted with a slyness in her voice.

I would've cried in joy right then and there, but there was work to be done. I ceased my bowing, standing up on my knees, as Princess Barb's pussy was right there, waiting for me to pleasure it. As I inched closer and closer, the peripherals of my vision where flooded by the fullness of the royal dragon's purple thighs. I finally there.

I looked up to the princess' eyes, wondering if she was still on board with what I saw doing. She saw this and gave me a nod of approval. After finally confirming that I had permission, I quickly slip my hands underneath Princess Barb's massive thighs and wrapped my arms around them, laying my hands on top of them. I was in heaven.

The way they felt was everything I dreamed of and more. Their plumpness provided that Princess Barb's thighs were soft to the touch, with plenty to feel around and grab and grope and knead and-

I'm sorry, I'm getting too excited. But in my position, I took full advantage of what was given to me. With my arms wrapped around the princess' thighs, her legs were slightly lifted up in the air, and I felt it was time. I began to slowly push the meaty appendages closer to my face. Closer and closer and closer still...

Until finally, they made contact with my cheeks. I felt her soft, plump, and slightly cold thighs cover my ears, and I was completely in wrapped by them. I allowed my head to be cradled by Princess Barb's soft and purple dragon thighs, as they enveloped me.

After a few minutes in utter bliss, I heard a somewhat impatient "Ahem"

"You just gonna use my thighs as your own personal pillow, or are you gonna pleasure me."

I snapped again out of my stupor, and opened my eyes to the prize in front of me. I could see the drakaina's pussy, which was slightly throbbing. Possibly from all of the constant and intimate contact.

Remembering that the princess need to feel good as well, I stuck out my tongue and touched her wet nether regions.

"Haaaa..." I heard her moan slightly. Princess Barb's legs squirmed a little from the first lick, as I feel she'd been waiting for it. Nonetheless, I got back to work.

Deciding to go easy at first, I slid the tip of my tongue up and down her slit, getting every inch of it. Her lower lips slightly parted wherever I stroke my tongue. This slow burn of arousal made my princess hum and coo gentle nothings, as she seemed to be enjoying it. By now, she had rested her hands on top of my hair. I secretly hoped in that moments that she didn't claw my brains out if she got too excited.

Soon enough, I was inserting my tongue farther and farther into the princess' pussy, which made her moans much more noticeable.

"Mmmmmh, yeah... That... that feels really good..."

Her thighs stayed jammed against my face, which I sure as hell couldn't complain about. But my princess needed to be pleasured, as I upped the ante.

My licking became more and more vigorous, as I gave her no time to rest from each stroke like I had before. By now, her pussy felt hotter and wetter than every before. I wonder that, since she was a dragon, she could burn me simply from her arousal.

Princess Barb's moaning was louder at this point. She basically started screaming. "Moooooore.... More-AAAAH!!! Lick... like my pussy more...." She huffed each breath as she was getting closer to cumming. I looked up and noticed how the dragon princess had roughly grabbed one of her nipples, and was tweaking and twisting and pulling as much as she could on it. I may be a thigh guy, but those tits sure did look good too...

I pushed my face closer into Princess Barb's crotch, sticking my tongue deeper and deeper into her wet vagina. I was basically eating her out at this point, with how close I was to her and how much lapping I had done. While all of this was going on, I treated myself to groping and squeezing and rubbing her thunder thighs with my hands. They were so soft, I almost even wanted to bite them. But I had to stay here and continued giving my princess head.

With the tent I was pinching in my pants, I was certain that I was going to blow my loud before she did, but I proved myself wrong. As I stuff my face more and more with her pussy, my nose had accidentally poked and rubbed against Princess Barb's erect clitoris. And that pulled her over the edge.

"AHHHH~!!! My... My pussy feels SO..... HAA!!! I... I'M GONNA-!!!!!"

And then it happened. Barb squeezed her thighs together, engulfing my face in them, as she roughly grabbed my hair. Her skin shook as the orgasm overcame her, and she screamed the loudest moan I'd ever heard. What followed was some liquids pouring on my face as she came, covering my profile. I didn't care. I slurped it all up as soon as she calmed down.

Barb's thighs went limp as soon as she finished cumming. Feeling I did a good job, I took my time to give a loving kiss to each thigh, as well as her pussy, as I stood up.

Wiping my face clean, I looked at the tired dragon princess. "T-thank you, Princess Barb..."

She chuckled, though not as hard as she did earlier. "Heh, I should be thanking you..."

I looked to the side and smiled, feeling so proud of myself for making the princess feel good. However, I felt like my stay with the princess was over, as I had made her cum. So, I turned around and began to walk away.

"Where do you think you're going?"

I turned around back to Barb, who remained on her throne, looking at me sultry with her legs spread wide open. "I don't think we're done yet..."

I dutifully responded, "I-I'm sorry, my princess... I thought you wouldn't want me anymore. Since I... you know... you made you cum and all."

A smile ran across her face. "Well, yeah, and I really appreciate you doing that. But..." Hey eyes descended lower down my body. "I can see you're not completely satisfied yourself..."

Looking down at my still-erect dick, I figured it out pretty quickly. "Oh, right. Um, it's OK, you don't have to-"

"Shut up and take your clothes off."

"... Yes, my princess." She really was the ruler of the land.

A few minutes later, I stood there naked in front of my equally naked princess (though, you could say she was more clothed that I was, what with the regalia and all.) Barb rose from her throne and approached me, as I shivered in place, covering my erection with both hands. "You don't need to cover that up."

I blushed as my hands moved away from my crotch, allowing my penis to properly stand at all full attention.

"Wow, that's quite a cock you have there..." She stared hungrily at my member. "Now, I can't have sex with you, since I'm a virgin and a princess and all that..."

"Oh..." I said some what disappointed.

"But, there's the next best thing..." I could hear a ting of excitement in that voice of hers.

Barb ordered me to stand right behind her, which I did so. From behind, I could see everything. It. Was. Amazing.

Her butt was even bigger than I imagined, perfectly compliment those child-bearing hips of hers. It was without a doubt the biggest ass in all of Equestria. I'd say even bigger than Princess Celestia. Her enormous tail hanged from her body, starting right about her butt, on the small of her back. Barb's fat purple ass was truly something to behold. Big enough to grab a handful and squeeze as much as you want, but small enough to not droop or sag. I wondered how any clothes could even fit on that thing. Absolute perfection.

The princess chuckled, "Like what ya see?" as she teased me by swaying her big ol' dragon butt from side to side. I swear, I almost came right then and there.

"Well, that's not what you'll be fucking."

I looked back at her. "Then what will I be doing, you majesty?"

"Oooh, such a charmer... Just look lower and you'll see it."

And that's when I saw it.

A thigh gap. Right under her ass. A perfectly shaped space between her huge ass, plump thighs, and throbbing pussy. It's what I was meant to fuck.

"Whenever you're ready..."

I was. I took a deep breath as I places my hands on her hips and inched closer. Soon enough, my lower stomach made contact with Barb's soft yet firm ass, which sent shivers down my spine. As the space between us got smaller and smaller, I had to grab her tail and drape it over my shoulder, so that it wouldn't get in the way. It had a cold touch, but still nice.

I aligned my erect member to the thigh gap and started pushing in slowly. Oh Celestia, I thought. It feels perfect...

Barb let out a soft moan as soon as I made contact. "Wow... so hard... and hot."

"T-thanks..." Soon enough, I had pushed my dick all the way through, with the head sticking out on the other side of her thighs. It rested beneath her warm and sopping pussy. Barb's butt was practically squished up against me, as I felt her spikes rub against my chest.

"You're free to move if you want..." From that statement, I could even see the princess blush a little.

But I did so anyways. I began my thrusting, in and out, in and out...

The rubbing of my cock against her giant and pillow-y thighs made a lewd noise that could be heard throughout the throne room. It was extremely perverted in hindsight actually. There I was, naked, along with a naked Princess of Equestria, fucking the space between her thighs and pussy with my dick. And that made me feel like the luckiest guy in the world.

Her cunt began pouring more and more pussy juices onto the top of my shaft, as I continued to take it in and out. Eventually, I got faster and faster, making the drakaina moan more loudly.

"Ah... AAH... Haaaaaa... Mmmmmmh, wow... that... that feels niiiiiiiice..."

Even I started moaning a little, as I huffed with every word that could make it way out. "Yeah... me... me too..."

Soon enough, there I was, banging Princess Barb's thigh gap, my lower stomach and crotch slamming into her giant, bubbly ass. Faster and faster I went, as her wetness made a good lubricant for my member.

Wanting to feel something else, I quickly grabbed on to Barb's boobs, taking one in each hand.

"AAAHHHHH, YES!!! Feel around my tits~!!" As the humping got faster, the harder I slapped my body against hers, our bare skins making such intimate contact. "Pull... pull my nipples!! Pull them~!!"

I did as I was ordered, and grabbed a perky nipple in each hand. This prompted a loud squeal from Barb, as I took one nipple and pulled, keeping it between my index finger and thumb.

And for those few minutes, it was the best I had ever felt in my life. The object of my affection, Princess Barb, with her slightly sagging big breasts, giant and mouth-watering thunder thighs, and the biggest and softest and firmest ass ever put on this earth. And she was mine to please, as my dick fucked through her gap more and more.

Later rather than sooner, I couldn't take it anymore. And neither could she. I felt myself build up inside. Barb looked back at me, our eyes meeting. We stared into each other deeply, as I moved my face closer to hers, and our lips met.

With one final thrust and one final pull, we came together.

Barb screamed into my mouth, our tongues still just meeting, as her body shook against mine. I exploded onto the floor, and a waterfall of cum poured from her pussy onto my still-cumming cock. I warmly grasped her breasts together, as she leaned her backside against me, culminating in the most intimate and sensual moment of either of our lives.

At the end of that, I collapsed onto the throne, Barb following me. She sat there on my lap, her sweating and hot ass laying on top of my own hips. We sat there together, catching our breath.

"Wow..."

"Yeah... wow..."

We remained on that throne in silence for a few more minutes, panting and huffing and sweat streaming down our exposed bodies, mixing together...

"I'm... I'm glad we did that together..."

"Me too, your highness..."

The Princess chuckled. "You can just call me Barb."

I looked at her in mild shock. "But... but you're the princess."

She smiled. "Yeah, but it'll be a mouthful if you call be Princess every time we do this together..."

"E-e-everytime?"

"Oh yeah," Barb replied, smiling mischievously and rather perversely. "This dragonbutt isn't gonna let you go... If that's what you want..."

After a nanosecond of thinking it over, I smiled back. "Oh, it is." And then we kissed in the empty confides of the throne room.

the end.