Cover art a combination of images from here and an altered verison of the one from here

I've just been granted the greatest wish of every brony.

One moment I'm playing one of my favourtie video games and suddenly I wake up to find I'm in Equestria and, even cooler, I get to be a pony! Talk about a dream come true— wait. I'm Flash Sentry?! You've gotta be kidding me! Why him, of all ponies?

And why are Chrysalis's Changelings coming after me? What the hell did Flash do to make them want him?!

Oh, and on top of that, Discord thinks it's funny to rule 63 me! Why me?

Yeah. I've no idea where I got this idea from, aside from the Changeling marriage thing. That part was inspired by Hardline Potato's Twilight Sparkle Marries Queen Chrysalis, but similarities end there.

Warning: There is a lot of swearing in this, especially in the first chapter and a certain parts of the fic. A lot of swearing.

Triggers (yes, I've realized I need to put triggers for what I have planned to make sense): Futa, Cum-inflation, Talk of Impregnation and Sex (Duh). Not sure if they'll go further, but those are the major ones to watch out for.

I have avoided those kinda things since the last Clop-related fic I had to write because that sexual part of my brain is one I've avoided as much as possible since an incident back in high school.

However, this fic's M rating is NOT because of the clop, in fact it won't be focusing on the clop, it is just a part of the story. It will manly just be talk about clop. The M rating is for the Gore later on. If you're looking for straight on clop, go somewhere else, because I ain't selling.

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