Pinkie Pie likes whipped cream. And erotic roleplay. Twilight Sparkle will make her dreams come true.

All characters are aged 18 or above. (Actually, not "above". They're exactly 18.)

This story was written as a request. No, I don't normally do that. Behold all these words! Behold all these words that I writed for you!

Edited by the great and powerful Lesbian Adagio Dazzle — go worship her.