Well we went to tell the ponys about the baby and we did. They were all happy for us but twilite began having a spaz attak trying to figure out how it even possible. Seriously?! If twilite cant figure it out then how is it even possible?!?! Guttershy decided that we would put the wedding off for a while because what was the point in getting the dress when she would just get too big to fit in it. I imagined a fat fluttershy in my head, and had a mental "d'awwwwwwwwwww". We then went back home and went to bed... Together if u know what i mean.
Time skip 9 months.
We were in the ponyvill hospital becau buttershy was about to have aur baby. After a lot of pushing and me leving out a lotta details, our baby was born. He was a he. He was also... A human... With pegasus wings?!?! The doctor started flipping out. They took the baby awy to make sure it was phycicaly okay. Fluttershy was crieng and i was comforting her. I knew the baby would be okay, and wat to yu know, the docter came in and said everything was fine. We decided to name our son Angel, named aftur actual angels and fluttershys bunny. After all the stress, fluttershy an me passed out.
Epilogue
Angel eventually grew up, made his way into the real world, and took control of it. I couldn't have been more proud of him. Fluttershy passed away shortly after the birth of Angel. He was significantly larger than a newborn pony, thus damaging some internal organs and causing a lot of blood loss during the birthing. I was depressed for a while, but I put that aside. I had to, I had a son to raise. Rainbow Dash taught him to fly because I couldn't, and Fluttershy... You know... Anyways, although Rainbow taught him well, he still could never fly quite as fast as her, probably due to the human body being less aerodynamic. Still, he was a great flyer, and it certainly helped him with his earthly conquests. All the ponies in school avoided him, so Twilight decided to homeschool him. He was getting a better education that way anyways. For a while, he had a job working for Applejack at Sweet Apple Acres. His wings, combined with his hands, allowed him to easily find and pick the ripe apples, and leave the immature ones, whereas simply bucking the trees caused all the apples to fall. He and his "aunt" Pinkie liked to bake together, especially after I told him that human ladies like a man who can cook. Much to Pinkie's dismay, he disliked having birthday parties. He felt bad partying on the anniversery of his mother's death, so he sat at her grave and grieved on his birthday instead. At the age of 19, Angel was sent to the "real" world by Twilight after she found an interdimensional transport spell in the Royal Archives. After seeing how horrid of a place it was, he decided to change it, and change it he did. Although the world was, indeed, a dictatorship, everyone was happy. He ruled the human world in much the same manner as Celestia ruled Equestria. And I, Xavier Signia, am writing this as my autobiography. I always wanted to write one of these, and since I'm on my death bed, I decided this was certainly the best time to. I feel my breathing slowing, so I must bid this world farewell.
-Xavier Si
Hi im xavier and this is the story of how i got visited by ponys, it was a dark mistereus night when i walked up my stairs and saw 5 ponys sitting theyre. Tey where twilite apple jack, pinkie, rainbowdash and flutter shy (i love here <<3) well i asked them why their here and they were suprised i know who they are so i shown them an episode of my little pony friendship is magic. When they saw rarity they wer confused they said that pony didnt exist in equestria i told them that was a good thing.They said they were here becaus a weird portal opened up and flutter shy got sucked in and they went after her. I asked if the portal could have been made by my love for flutter shy and twilite said that was only possible if she loved me back somehow. flutter shy hid behind her hair and blushed. I dont think she has ever seen me so i though her blushing was jus shyniss. Twilite said they would need to go back. I almost cried but twilite said she didnt know how to go back which made me happy but also sad for the ponys. Then shutterfly walked up to me and grabbed my hand (how does a pony with hoofs do that anywaw???) and she askd if the group could ave a place too stay i said that twilite and applejack could stay in the living room, rainbow and pinkie xould stay in the guest room and fluttershy could stay in my room she blushed again bu i though it was just shyniss again. So here i am in a house full of ponys, what better to do than let them get some fresh air out in public??? Well we went outside and peole stared at the ponys. One person calld 911 and the police came. The police tryd to take the ponys, but they faild. I got on rainbows back and she flew realy fast at the police when we were in range I punched a policer with my super sonic rainboom punch while yelling "youl never catsh us alive coppas!"" rainbow said i was awesomer than her and fluttershy gave me a congratuliatury hug.
