The Great Equestrian Adventre

by supersonicfan91

Rating: everyone
Tags: Adventure, Discord, Slice of Life, Human, Main 6, Nightmare Moon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Queen Chrysalis
Length: 4344

A human gets an unexpected one way trip to equestria

Things I never expected to happen, happened to me today, but no one could have predicted what is happening now. I have been captured in a new world I never thought existed. Whats weirder is who I've be captured is with. 9 ponies, that's right, ponies but they're nice once you get to know them. Perhaps I'm getting ahead of my self let's start at the begging. It all started one summer after noon.

Chapter 1-5 Edited by Pharilax

Published 2012-05-24 06:24:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-04 04:22:42 UTC

Meting the Rest

It felt like I waited for an hour, when I heard a knock at the door. I asked who it was the outside and a voice said It was Applebloom. I thought it sure sounded like her, I mean, she had the southern accent and everything. I decided to open the door and she came in with a cart filled with, from what I presumed, were apples from Sweet Apple Acres. I didn't think she'd need to bring so many, so I grabbed one and started eating it. Then I remembered that Fluttershy takes care of animals, so of course she needs a lot of food.

"Hey Applebloom, you seem calm about me being here." I said, noticing she had no reaction to me being awake.

"Yea, Fluttershy told me all about what happened." She said, nonchalantly. "You don't seem anythin' like the other human that appeared a week ago."

"Wait there's another human here?" I questioned, slightly surprised from her casual tone. "Where?"

Applebloom started to explain. "From between what ah' heard from Fluttershy an' Twilight, he's nothin' like y'all. When he first appeared he tried to make us all wear these weird collar things. When the Princess found out, she banished him from enterin' any of the towns or cities in Equestria."

Just then I heard a knock at the door. I asked Applebloom to answer it, incase it wasn't a main pony, while I went into the other room. Applebloom answered the door and then walked in along with Fluttershy, who, in turn, was followed by Twilight, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. All the ponies I asked for were now in Fluttershy's living room.

"Applebloom, what are you doin' here?" Applejack asked.

"Well, Fluttershy asked me to bring some Apples here." Applebloom replied.

"Well, ok, just tell me next time. I was worried sick 'bout ya." The two sisters hugged each other tightly. You could see just how much they cared for each other in that breif little moment.

"Fluttershy, why did you call us all here? Did you need help taking care of some animals?" Asked Twilight.

"Oh, or maybe they're sad, or maybe it's their birthday so she wants a party for them!" Pinkie suggested. "I got the balloons!" Pinkie presented some ballons from, seemingly, out of nowhere. I found this weird because I didn't see her carry them in, but decided not question it and deem it 'Pinkie being Pinkie'.

"Actully there's someone I wanted you all to meet." Fluttershy said. I then took that as my cue to come in, so I walked into the room with all the ponies. I looked and saw anger lacing Twilight and Applejack's face. It was probably because of the encounter with the first human.

"What is another human doing here in ponyville." Snarled Twilight. Applejack grabbed Applebloom and pulled her close in an attempt to keep her safe from me. Pinkie seemed like she just wanted to throw a party. Rarity and Rainbow Dash seemed confused, so I guess they didn't know about the first human. Fluttershy told them her story on how she found me and how I decided only to tell them I was here.

Twilight seemed to question the whole thing. "How did you know about all of us?" I then proceeded to tell them that in my world, they are all part of a TV show. I also explianed TV to them.

"You see? He's nothing like the other human that was here." Fluttershy said.

"Well, your story doesn't exactly make sense." Pointed out Twilight.

"Yea, I know, but I only told you what I know." I then realised something. Applebloom said the other human had some collars. I remembered Discord was wearing one when he was talking with me.

"Say, Applebloom, you mentioned the other human had some collars." I asked her. "What did they look like?"

"Let's see, um, well, they were red with some shiny lights on 'em, why?" She questioned.

"Before I was sent here by Discord, I saw him wearing one around his neck." I explained.

Twilight's mouth was agape in shock. She slowly regained her composure. "Wait, Discord, that's impossible, I was in Canterlot two days ago and he was still a statue." She said.

"Twilight, I have no reason to lie to you about that, but I have a question about those collars." I said.

Questions and Answers

"So Twilight, did Applebloom describe the collars correctly?" I began.

"Hold it pardner." Said Applejack. "Are ya callin' mah sister a liar?"

"No, I'm not. I was just getting a second opinion on how the collars looked. I'm starting to think they have something to do with why I'm here." I exlplained.

"Oh, well, when ya put it that way, sorry fer accusin' ya fer somethin' like that." She replied apologetically.

"No sweat, though I can't say I understand, I know why you did that." I said.

"Ya do?" She questioned.

"Yes, you wanted to protect your sister cause you don't completly trust me." I remarked.

"Yeah, thats right, but what do ya mean ya didn't understand? Ya seem to understand just fine." She replied confused.

"I said I know, I can never understand it, though, because, I don't have a sibiling. I can never feel emotions like that. Hey Pinkie" I changed the conversation abruptly.

Pinkie turned around and said "Yes, what is it, what do you wanna talk about, is it parties? Oh, I love parties! There are SO many things you can do at parties like dance, and eat cake, and drink punch, and play party ga-" Her rambling was cut short by my hand over her mouth.

"Sorry to cut you off short, but can you get a party ready in here? I don't want to be boring you, I can tell by the look on your face. Plus it would give me the chance to get to know you all and gain your trust." I said.

"Okey doky loky." said Pinkie Pie, while running out the door.

"Now Twilight, let's try this again." I started. "Did Applebloom describe the collars correctly?"

"Yes, she did. I saw them the day the other human was in Ponyville. He wanted us all to wear the collars, For some reason though, he never said why." She explained, recalling the memory.

"No one wanted to wear those... horrid things. I completely understood, I mean, I couldn't stand to look at them, much less put them on. Just because something has shiny objects on it doesn't make it look good." Said Rarity. I could believe this was coming from the pony who puts jewels on almost every outfit she makes.

"Ok, anyone else want to ask something before Pinkie Pie gets back for the party?" I questioned. Sweetie Belle raised her hoof like if she was in school. "Yes Sweetie Belle?"

"Where's your cutie mark?" She asked. Why was I not surpised?

"Humans don't have any." I answered. I didn't wan't to mention tattoos. She might try being a Cutie Mark Crusader Tattoo Artist. I didn't want to be the victim to that. "Any other questions?"

"Yes. How are the ponies in your world?" Asked Rarity.

"We, sort of only have earth ponies who, kinda don't talk where I'm from." I replied sheepishly.

"What, they don't? How horrid!" She exclaimed over-dramatically.

"Anyway, Rarity, can you make me some clothes, its just I didn't get to pack, and these are the only clothes I have with me, just, you know, don't put any jewels on it, and I can't exactly pay." I pleaded.

"Oh, that's understandable darling. You are from a different world after all. Although it might be a while, considering I have never made an outfit of that shape before." Just then, Pinkie Pie came back, opening the door as fast and loud as she could with her party cannon in hand, er- I mean hoof. She shot it a few times and before you know it, the room looked completly different. Then Pinkie sang me her Ponyville welcome song. It was just like the one she sang to Cranky Doodle Donkey in Season 2, Episode 18.

So, I was able to experience a real live Pinkie Pie Party. Not many can say that. We played many games I saw from the show, like pin the tail on the pony. I will admit that the hooves hitting me hurt a bit, but I got used to it. The ponies asked me many questions about my world.

Rainbow Dash wanted know about the sports, and to see if we could make pony versions of them. Applejack wanted to know about the plant life. I told her it works like the Everfree Forest. Applejack wondered how it's possibe to live like that. Fluttershy asked me about the animals. I told her they live in the wild on thier own. I did my best to hide the food chain from her. I think she wouldn't like the idea of animals eating other animals.

Rarity asked me about human fashion. I told that I just wear what I like. She seemed scared by the thought. I would hate to see her reaction to Lady Gaga's outfits. Pinkie didn't care much for my world. She was having so much fun. My guess is that, if she can party, she's happy.

Twilight wanted to know about magic in my world. She had a hard time accepting there was a place without magic. The Cutie Mark Crusaders (Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo) continued on about how they could be ambassadors between our worlds. If that happened, I think we would have a war in about three months. I shiver at the thought. Fortunately, they forgot about it in the hour.

After the party was over and done with, we all had a slice of cake from Sugar Cube Corner that Pinkie brought. The cake was great, though I rather not say the flavor. It made me gag, and I don't gag easily. They all went home afterward, except me, cause' I couldn't. I asked Fluttershy if I could stay the night, and she said sure. She let me use Angel's bed, which was way too small, good thing he was visting family at the time. That bunny can be a jerk at times. I decided to sleep on the couch.

Meeting Zeacora

Meeting Zeacora

I woke up the next day and got an idea to visit Zecora the Zebra, Twilight's potion brewing friend who lived in the Everfree Forest, figuring that she could probably make a potion that could change my appearance into a pony temporarily. I eventually asked Fluttershy to take me. She tried to convince me out of going to the Everfree Forest, but I had a plan and intended to stick to it. Fluttershy eventually agreed to take me, but only after she took care of the animals a bit. She gave me a copy of the Ponyville Express and explained that Twilight enchanted it the night before, so I can read it. I never really bothered with newspapers in my world, though I did notice one article standout at me. It read, "5 sightings of Nightmare Moon last night". I thought she was turned back into Princess Luna in the second episode, so I decided to hold on to this to show Twilight later, incase she didn't see it.

Fluttershy eventually finished taking care of her animals, and then checked to see if the coast was clear before we left. It was, so we headed toward Zecora's hut in the Everfree forest. Inside, the forest felt normal, considering its rules are a lot like earth's forests. The only thing I'm worried about is the creatures in it, you know, from the show? Luckily, we had no problem reaching Zecora's hut. Fluttershy introduced me to Zecora, and I asked her, "Do you think you can make me a potion that will make me look like a pony?"

"The potion I can do, but it will take time to brew." She spoke, rhyming as usual.

"Ok, how long exactly?" I inquired.

"The potion will be finished, when four days have diminished." Zecora explained.

"Ok, four days. One more question, you seem clam, yet we just met. Why is that?" I asked.

"You see, when I first came to Ponyville, the ponies' stares gave me quite a chill." Zecora proceeded to tell me and Fluttershy her origin from the episode "Bridal Gossip". Zecora said the only ingredient she needed was one of my hairs, but only when its done, so it only works on me. I thanked her for her help and left. Me and Fluttershy talked on the way back, trying to make sense of all events that don't seem to add up. All I knew for certain was eight days ago, a human showed up and tried to get the ponies to wear these weird, shiny collars for unknown reasons, and then got banished. Five days ago, and I showed up. Three days ago, Twilight saw Discord as a statue even though I saw him before I got transported here. Yesterday I woke up and reveled myself to the ponies. The collars can't look the same by some weird chance. I had a feel something big was happening under all the ponies hoofs. When we got back I asked Fluttershy if she could get Twilight and Rarity for me. Fluttershy agreed and left. I started feeling bad asking Fluttershy to do things I know I can do, but I can't risk gain the attention of the other ponies in town. The wrong word might get out and I might get misunderstood and banished. That's why I need Twilight's help to meet Princess Celestia. After an half hour of waiting Fluttershy came back with Twilight and Rarity. I told Rarity "Sorry to call you like this Rarity, but you know I can't get noticed yet."

"It's ok darling I understand, anyway, what did you want to know."

"I want to know two things. How are the clothes I ask for?"

"There doing fine all four of them are nearly done. I thought about want you would want so I based them of yours a bit
though I'm not sure they'll fit. I didn't get a chance to measure you."

"The other thing is I need to borrow some scissors. I talked with Zecora a bit and she agreed to help me. Its just needs a strand of my hair, but not now I need it in four days."

"Sure, I'll let you use them in four day. Will that be all for now?"

"Yes, Rarity thats all." Rarity then left the cottage. "Sorry to keep you waiting Twilight"

"It's ok If anything I should be sorry. How I treated you yesterday, I judged you before I got to know you. I completely based my decision off of the other human that was here."

"It's ok Twilight I had a feeling even if the other human didn't show up. I would still have to earn your trust."

"Thanks I really should write a letter to the Princess about this later."

"Actually that's kinda what I wanted to talk to you about."

"Really what for?"

"I want to figure out more about the other human, and ask for some help and what better pony to ask."

"That makes sense."

"Twilight can you come up with a plan to get me to Canterlot unnoticed. Also can you tell the princess I'm coming."

"Sure, sounds easy enough." After that me, Twilight ,and Fluttershy just relaxed and enjoyed the day.

Meeting Royalty

In Canterlot Rainbow Dash moved the cloud I was on in the castle. There, I was greeted by Princess Celstia herself. "Hello there" said Celestia "Twilight has infromed me of your arrival." It felt wierd being in front of Princess Celestia like this. While we waited for the others all three of us small talked. Later, Twilight, Apple Jack, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie.

"PINKIE PIE how did you get here you weren't on the train."

"No I was teleported here for comedic effect, and lazy writing." lazy writing? Wait that's a fouth wall joke. Am I part of a story? This would make a good one later, probaly. A good first person one at that. I thought at the time. Everyone else was confused.

Then Celestia spoke "From the letter Twilight sent me, and the short time I personaly spent with you. You really are a kind and caring human. Now I must know." Celestia changed her relaxed face to one with a serious look. "The humans in your world are most of them like you are the other?" This was a serious question. I was repersenting Earth. I choose to answer the best way I could. I thought the truth can hurt but it is usually the best coutse of action.

"Priness, I am not fully sure, but with regret I say most of the people I know are cruel. I don't know anything about the man I was told about to compare him to others, and even though most are cruel there is a group growing in numbers trying to fight our nature that leads to voilice call bronies. I only wish my world could be as peaceful as this one." I then talked about how my world is full of greed, war, and crime. After the long speech I finished with "That is my answer. I will understand If no longer want to trust me."

"Nonsence." said the princeness to my surpise "did you forget want you taught my student."

I then rembered what Twilight said "I juged you before I got to know you. I completey based my decsion off of the other human that was here."

Then I reasponed "Sorry my memory is not the best."

Princeness Celestia said "Youmentioned a group that is like you called bronies what is that?"

"Yeah what are they like?" asked Twilight. I then explianed that bronies are people who like their show.

"That does explian how you know so much about Equestria."

"If you're wondering what the show showed me. It started with you telling Twilight about the Summer Sun Celebraition, to the battle with the Queen of the Changlings." Shining Armor came in and said

"Your Highness, The human you banished has been discovered in Manehatten."

"Princeness Celestia can you do me a favor."

"Sure, want is it?"

"Please be the other human here. I got some questions for him." she agreed and left for Manhatten. I turned to Rainbow Dash and asked. "Can you go see Zeacora finished the potion she may have finished it early, and if she did i need to borrow some sciorrs from Rarity."

She said "Sure." and Sonic Rainboomed out the window. Seeing that on TV is one thing but seeing one in person is denfity 20% cooler. A few hours later Celstia returned and and put the human in a confined space. I then showed Twilight and Celestia the Nightmare Moon artical. Both were shocked.

"This can't be possible I was with my sister all night." Said Celestia.

The Journeys Beginning

Things I never expected to happen, happened to me today, but no one could have predicted what is happening now. I have been captured in a new world I never thought existed. Whats weirder is who I've be captured with. 9 ponies, that's right, ponies, but they're nice once you get to know them. Perhaps I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's start at the beginning.

It all started one summer afternoon. My name is not important, but I'm 20 years old and I got home from work. I don't live alone. I still live with my parents, it was just another day for me to work, play video games and sleep, oh, and eat. Also, when I feel like it, and when no one is around, I watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I never felt like I could tell anyone, but you don't want that story do you? I'll just get to the point.

I went to watch an episode on tv, it was just reruns but I didn't care. It was showing the episode where Rarity and Sweetie Belle got in a fight and didn't want to be sisters anymore. This episode always made me a little sad, cause I'm a only child, but something was off. It was discord, in the background, and none of the ponies noticed the scenery change, but he was still there in the background, just dancing, till he blocked the view. I noticed he had a collar on. I thought nothing of it at the time. He started talking to me, saying that only I could intervene with his master's plan. I instantly thought discord, the master of chaos, has a master? That doesn't sound right. My tv was then turned into a portal and I got sucked in.

The journey ahead was nothing I could prepare for.

A Metting with Fluttershy

I woke up later in a little cottage. How I got there, I didn't know, but everything seemed normal, till I heard a small, sweet voice.

"Oh, you're awake. Are you ok? How do you feel?" Questioned the voice.

"I feel fine, thanks for asking. Where are you?" I replied.

"Oh, my I didn't know you could talk!" Exclaimed the voice.

"Why would you think I couldn't talk? Where am I anyway?" I asked, while getting off the couch.

"Well, you're in Equestria, more exact, Ponyville." Answered the voice.

"Oh, ok, Ponyville, at least I know where I am. WAIT, PONYVILLE!?" I looked and saw Fluttershy standing right there. Never before in my life was I as scared and happy at the same time.

"Whoa, what's going on here? How is this possible? Fluttershy, can you tell how I got here?" I pleaded.

"Huh, how do you know my name? Also, I was wondering, if you don't mind my asking, what are you?" I decided to tell her. After all, I don't how to get back to my world, and I'm in an unfamiliar world. I would need all the help I could get (not that I wouldn't want to be friends with her)

"Well I'm a human." I stated simply.

"A human? I have never heard of that before." Fluttershy contemplated.

"And to how I know your name." I proceeded to tell Fluttershy about the show. I saw her stand up to the dragon, the time with Iron Will, and more. Needless to say, it looked like she was going to cry at the thought of people watching her. I calmed her down hoping the fans don't come to kill me in case this airs on TV.

"So Fluttershy, I was wondering, how did I end up here?" I questioned. Fluttershy seemed saddened at my question. I think she figured out I want to go home, but she still answered.

"Well, I was feeding some of my animals when I saw some weird hole open near the everfree forest and you just fell out of it and then it closed. It seemed like you were really hurt, so I took care of you in my cottage till you woke up."

"How long was I out for?" I asked.

"About three days" She answered.

"Three days is a long time." I remarked. "Do any other ponies know I am here?"

"Just one, Applebloom." She said.

"Well, ok, can you please get all of your friends and bring them here? Oh, and tell Applebloom to come here. It will be easier to tell someone who already knows about me first." Then I told Fluttershy the names of the other ponies I wanted to know I'm here, after all, who can tell how the town will react? I know so little about this place. This is true irony. I wanted to be here for so long, but I'm too scared to go see it, so I confined myself to this cottage.

"Hey Fluttershy, sorry to bother you, but would you please get me some apples? I'm kind of hungry." Fluttershy said sure as she nodded her head and left.

Heading Toward Canterlot

The Next day I saw Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and AppleJack. Disscus the plan on how to get me into Canterlot and to Princeness Celesita "Oh good you're awake. We just thought the thing through." Said Twilight "This is the plan. I'm going to cas a spell that will let you stay on clouds. Next AppleJack will tie her rope around the cloud. Then Rainbow Dash will Assit you on the cloud and put you over the train. That's when when AppleJack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and myself. will board the train. We noticed one of the train cars has a sun roof. Rainbow Dash will bring the cloud to be over that car. You will enter there and tie down the cloud there. My brother will help us get off and enter the castle."

"Ok thats great. Just wonder when does the train leave?"

"In 30 minutes we leave in 10."

"How's your brother doing Twilight."

"He's fine we have been talking to each other more since the wedding."

"How's is his wife doing?"

"she's doing great. Although I think they had too much fun on their honney moon. There's a little foal on the way."

"How long have they been together."

"A little over a month now. Enough questions we got to go now we can talk later." We then went outside Twilight cast her spell on me allowing me to stay on clouds. AppleJack then gave me the rope to tie myself to the cloud so I wouldn't fall off. Mintues later we were at the train station and the plan went perfectly as planed just like Twilight said it would. On the way i enjoyed the wonderful view from on top the cloud. A good while later we arrived in Canterlot.