My life in MLP

Chapter 5: I'm an ASSASSIN

After I saw Rainbow Dash fly off, I didn't see Pinkie Pie jump right behind me, she knocked me down she was on top of me and shrieked.

"YAY, you get to spend the day with me tomorrow!"

I chuckled "Sure thing but I'm kinda tired so good night, we'll hang out tomorrow"

I yawned then went up stairs, got in side the guest room, lied on bed and fell asleep. The next morning I felt a soft, sweet smelling blanket, but when I opened my eyes, it was Pinkie Pie on top of me just staring at me when I was asleep.

"Morning sleepy head," she happily smiled at me.

I'm almost jumped in surprise but the dark side of my mind kept me lie still, I brought my head closer and sniffed her mane. Rumors are true that her smell was cotton candy.

"You smell really nice." I said trying to wake up.

"Your funny." smiled pinkie.

"soooooooo..." I guessed " what are we doing today?" I asked her while pushing her off my body, that dark part of me yelled to stay still but I ignored it.

"Mr. and Mrs. cake are out of town so we have to run the sugercube corner for the day." she shouted.

"Ok then not a problem." I said with a cheerful tone.

"What are we waiting for then ?" I asked

Pinkie Pie eyes widened.

"YIPPE!" she shouted with glee.

"Ok" she said "We have to; make more cakes, make a wedding cake for the Harison wedding, make 10lbs of frosting, mop the floors, dust the cabinets, throw out the trash, and sell sell sell."

"Is that it?" I asked, curious cause Pinkie Pie can finish all that work in just a few minutes, she is Pinkie Pie after all.

"That's on the Cakes list, this is my list."

I saw a scroll that rolled down to the other side of town. I fainted, this was a lot of stuff to do. A few hours later I was exhausted I lied on pinkie's bed.

"Sooo tired!" I moaned.

Pinkie Pie busted through the door yelling in here typical voice.

"Hey why are you so tired Chrise?"

"I'm sorry pinkie, I don't have as much energy as you do." I sighed.

She sat next beside me, put her hoof on my chest, I looked at my chest, there was a slice of cake.

"Eat it," she said in a serious voice.

I ate it, all of a sudden I felt weird and suddenly I had all this energy.

"Oh my god ! I feel soo energetic, what's in this cake ?" I asked her with so much enthusiasm.

"Coffee, lots of coffee." she said happlily.

Said goodbye to Pinkie, I decided to just walk to the carousel boutique and knocked on the door.

"Come in." Rarity said.

I walked in.

"Hello Rarity," I greeted her with interest.

"DARLING!" she yelled "Your cloths, there out... of style.

"I looked at my cloths I had on was: my hoodie with makeshift hidden blades that i try to make my self thanks to welding and mechanic classes, the blades are sewed inside the sleeves of the jacket. the rest was some descent cargo pants and a tee shirt, also my backpack with my stuff.

"Well I won't disagree but the jacket is fine." I said. "True it can be the way it is, after all black is always in style." she looked at me while measuring my height and length.

"Well then take them off." Rarity said.

"I don't have extra cloths." I shrugged.

"I guess I can make you a quick outfit just to wear."

She did a simple white tee shirt and a soft fabric pants. I was about to walk in to here crative room, but she looked at me with a snare.

"No peeking."

She closed the door on me. I waited for about an hour, then she came out.

"I need to do one more thing," she said look at my body.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"I need to measure...everything..." she looked at my pants.

Using her unicorn magic she was pulling my pants down, but I held on to my pants.

"What are you think you're doing !" I yelled at her.

"I don't know, when I saw you with Applejack, Dashie and Pinkie I felt.. urges." Her magic stopped, she started crying.

"Don't leave me like this."

She looked down, I looked down where she was looking at. She was looking at her pussy, it was wet and hot with her juices pouring our of her pussy. I sigh and spoke to while she was crying.

"I won't have sex with you, but if.. I... I eat your pussy will you be happy ?"

She looked up at me and stopped crying. She nodded, I put her on the couch I was sitting on. I opened her legs and saw it. It was wet all over, I licked her cunt, it was salty at first but then sweet, it tasted like an old girlfriend I had in the real world, she was cute but we broke up because she had to move. I started to eat her out, she was moaning like there is no tomorrow. I started to notice her pearl white face was turning a bright rose red.

"I-i can't hold it any more Chris." she shouted panting.

"Hold what ?" I asked although I knew what was going to happen.

"I'm going to cum!" she shouted "AAAAAHHHHHHH!"

She came all over her chair, all of her clear hot juices, although I didn't have sex with her, I did kind of jizz in my pants. After washed a little bit, she walked to the room, she showed me my cloths and they were amazing.

"Ta-DA!" she yelled with a nervous face.

I looked at them, they were really cool, I saw my original outfit black assassin hoodie, red shirt, and cargo pants. The other outfit was an awesome black jacket with multiple pockets and zippers, and denim like pants that were baggy, and a tee shirt that had some deigns on them.

"Wow Rarity, they look amazing, how can I repay you ?" I said.

"you already have." she started blushing again.

I put my new outfit on, it looked really awesome.

"Thank you Rarity." I gave her a hug.

"It was no problem, Dude." she attempted to sound like a bronie, I chuckled a bit.

"Do you mind if I stay here tonight ?" I asked.

"Yes darling, I'll show to your spare room."

She gave me some pillows and a blanket, and I went to bed. The next day I went to Fluttershy's cottage, since I knew she get startled so I knocked on the door softly. She answered the door.

"Who is it ?" she said in soft, smooth voice.

"It's me Chris." I said in the calmest way I could say.

She slammed the door open with her eyes widen, she also had a cheesy grin. She started talking as if she was Pinkie Pie.

"Oh my gosh its so nice to see you we have so much to do !"

She smiled at me making a very cute squeaking noise. I laughed for a bit smiling back at her.

" So what are we going to do today ?" I asked smiling at her with my smirk.

"Follow me." she said.

We walked to a cage that had a manticore.

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST !" I shouted.

"Why would you have one of those things ?" I asked her with fear.

"It was injured when I found him so we have to give him some medicine." she said.

"How do we give him medicine ?" I asked.

"We give him this piece of meat, I'll calm him down and you give the meat." she explained to calm me down.

"Alright, lets get this out of the way." I sighed.

We walked to the cage and Fluttershy did her part to calm down the manticore and I gave it the meat. It started getting crazy, Fluttershy looked at the medicine it was an antioxident that increased its anger and strength.

"Chris, look out ! He's going to attack!"

"Oh shit!"

I dodged the first swipe it did. I didn't want to kill it, so I grabbed a log and hit it in the back of the head, it knocked the manticore down for a few seconds. I ran to the door but the manticore got back but and grabbed my foot. It turned me over and attacked me, it cut me on in the chest but it didn't damage the outfit Rarity gave me. I had to kill the manticore, before i went to Fluttershy's cottage I asked twilight to make a copy of my assassin hoodie, no question were asked, after I left I tore the hidden blades that were in the copy and put them the jacket that Rarity gave me. I had to struggle out to activate the blades. once I released my arms I used them and stabbed the manticore in the was shocked in horror and ran off to her home,but the manticore died it made a final strike and knocked me to the other side of the cage. It was done, I killed my first creature in Equestria. I limped all the way to Fluttershy's door I opened it, " I'm sorry." I wispered to her, I fell down and blacked out