Chapter 1: Begining With Cupcakes
Hmmm, no numbers today..... What to do what to do..... , a straight haired pink pony thought to herself. I know! I could give out samples and see who will take! After that thought, she got straight to baking a brand new batch of cupcakes with the ingredients she had just gotten yesterday.
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Well, where to start where to start...... Ah yes! I will start from the beginning!
It had started one morning in Cloudsdale, my home town for I am a pegasus, and I had woken up near when Celestia had just raised the sun. Well, it's the big day! , I thought to myself, It is the day I start my trek across Equestria! I already had everything packed and right before I left my cloud house, I checked my map. First stop on the journey, Ponyville. As I was traveling there, I decided to think about what I knew about the small little town. Hmmm, well the Elements Of Harmony live there, it has had many royal visits, and..... I almost forgot the best bakery in all of Equestria, Sugarcube Corner! After that thought, I plugged my earbuds into my iHoof and turned on some music.
A couple of hours later, I reached my destination. Finally! I made it to Ponyville! Now time to go to Sugarcube Corner. After that thought, I looked around. If I can find it. I then saw a violet mare alicorn pass by, Ok then I'll just ask her.
"Ummm, excuse me but do you know where, Sugarcube Corner is at?", I asked.
"Oh! It's just around the corner, on the right.", she responded.
I then thanked her and left. As the alicorn had said, it was right there. And I saw her standing outside was the pink pony I knew who owned the place. Oh my Celestia! It's Pinkie Pie! I then went up to greet the pink pony standing with a batch of cupcakes, trying not to get all fanboy on her.
"Hello there! Would you like to try a cupcake?", she asked me before I could say anything.
"Sure, I believe you're Pinkie Pie. Correct?"
"Yes I am! What's your name? It's always fun to make new friends!"
As I bit into a cupcake, with rainbow frosting, I said,
"Oh! I'm Night Wolf, but my friends call me Wolf"
"Well, Wolf...... I believe that it's time for you to take a nap.", she replied with a psychopathic grin on her face.
I was about to ask her why she told me that, and what was with the smile, but I suddenly felt light-headed and fell asleep on ground before I could respond.
I woke up in a dark room strapped to an iron table with all my bodyparts tied down with rope. On the wall, in what looked like blood, were the words, Life is a Party. I then saw some horrifying decapitated filly heads, unicorn horns, and pegasus wings. I then started panicking right then and there. What made me stop was the sound of hooves coming closer.
"Who the hell are you, and what the hell is going on here!", I screamed at the dark shadow coming towards me.
"Well, Wolf if I told you that would ruin the surprise."
Then I knew who the pony was. It was the one who offered me the cupcake, the one that I had admired for years. My persuader was the pink pony, Pinkie Pie.
"Is this how you greet all your friends, you sick psychopath!"
"No, but your brand new number came up and it's an offer I have to use. Now, let's get down to business. You're going to be my new 'special ingredient' for my cupcakes, I ran out with the batch I made for you."
What she didn't know was that why she was speaking, I had escaped out of the ropes and was heading straight towards her. I took my right hoof and it connected to the insane pony's jaw. She fought back with the knife she had in her mouth and cut me in my left wing. After that, I bolted for the door of that dreaded basement. I had burst through it and the pink pony was right on my hooves.
She then said, "What are you running from Wolf?!?"
"You, you crazy she-devil!"
I then bolted out of the moon-lit village. I first went to the nearest hospital to get my wing fixed. After that, I took the rest of the journey on hoof. I was walking near the edge of a forest near-by the town where I just had left. I wonder how many ponies know about that, I thought to myself, right before a blue telephone box had appeared in front of me, and a brown stallion with a green bow tie and a yellow-haired gray pegasus had came out. And it was a start of a whole other adventure, but that's for next time.
Chapter 2: A Doctor And His Assistant
So where did I leave off.... Oh yes, so I had left off at the part where I had just escaped Pinkamena! That crazy pony with her crazy freaking ways... Ok sorry I am getting off track, let's get back to the story, so I was walking on the outskirts of the Everfree Forest after escaping her and a great event occurred. A blue-colored telephone box appeared in front of me, and kinda knocked me over, and two ponies stepped out of it.
When they first stepped out I thought they were aliens or even changelings coming after me, or something. But as it turned out, I was wrong as it was a brown stallion with a green bow-tie and a gray mare pegasus, that had something going on with her eyes, and after they got out they immediately starting talking.
"That was a great adventure Doc, I didn't think there'd be an actual world... MADE OF MUFFINS!!!!!!!", the pegasus said sounding very happy.
"Well yes Derpy, but exactly why did the TARDIS bring us back to Ponyville?", the stallion asked with a Canterlot accent, where he was, probably, born.
"Well I dunno Doc, but we maybe, might've hurt a fellow pony in the process", she said this time referring to me.
"Oh bloody hell, are you okay?", he said.
"Yeah just a little scarred up from something happening in town, and then somewhat a little hurt from this.", I responded.
So, then they took me into the police box with me thinking that we weren't all going to fit. That thought was soon put to rest, for the inside of it was bigger than the outside. After settling down, I then asked a question.
"Wait so how did you guys meet each other?", I then asked.
"Well you see I kinda walking around near here one day and this box appears only a few steps away from me, and I start flying towards it, when a brown stallion, which was him," she said motioning towards the stallion in the bow-tie "walked out. And then we tried to stop Nightmare Moon, but six other ponies beat us there. After that, we started going on all these awesome and crazy adventures. Our latest one was the Muffintuh trip we went on, and we just explored today. Usually we fight monsters and save Equestria, but this time the adventure was just for fun.", the pegasus responded.
"Oh, very interesting.", I said.
"So, what were you doing on the outskirts of the Everfree Forest?"
"Oh I was just exiting my first stop on my trip throughout Equestria, after something happened. Actually, I was going to head to my next stop, the Rainbow Factory, but as you can see my wing is kinda scratched up" I then showed them the wing that got cut.
"Well actually", she said, "We'd be happy to give you a ride."
"Yeah we weren't really planning on going anywhere else today. So we'd be happy too!", the stallion answered.
Then as the stallion was working with his TARDIS control-thingy, I asked the pegasus a question.
"Hey what are your guy's names? Mine is Night Wolf, but just call me Wolf.", I said.
"Mine's Derpy and his is Doctor Whooves. It's nice to meet you Wolf."
"It's nice to me-" And that was all of the sentence that I could get out before we ended up crashing into something and falling over.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!", I said after we fully stopped, due to friction slowing us down.
"Well according to the TARDIS map we crashed into a planet called Dukeyn. And the TARDIS says it's safe to go outside, so both of you go to try and find some help, while I fix it.", the Doctor said.
So, both me and Derpy went outside to discover a wasteland of a planet, littered in debris and rubble. It had seemed that it had been abandoned for years and years, but yet this was not the case. We both started walking towards a small village with small houses, not too far away. We soon made it there as the redish-orangish sun was above the middle of the orange clouds. Once we got there we soon started yelling for help.
"Hello is anypony here!?!", we both yelled at the same time.
We soon regretted our decision, for as I said the place was not abandoned. The next thing that happened was a bunch of crazy-looking ponies came from the buildings and without warning they started chasing us. We bolted as fast as we could but they were still on our hooves. We were soon stranded in the middle of nowhere with the groaning-crazy ponies gone and out of sight, until again they came back, and this time with GUNS! So we were running and dodging bullets until finally we ended up finding the TARDIS and seeing the Doctor outside of it, waiting for us.
"Where have you guys been? I've been outside for almost an hour waiting for-", he said
"Get inside and start the TARDIS up! NOW!", Derpy said.
He then bolted inside the TARDIS and once we were inside of it too, it was ready to go and we were gone in a flash.
"Well that was a helluva adventure!", I said.
"That's for sure, now Doc are we heading over to the factory now?", Derpy said.
"Yes that is correct Derpy and according to my calculations, we should make it there no problem this time!", he responded back.
Sure enough, we were there in no times notice, and as he said with no problems this time.
"I couldn't thank you guys enough for what you did, but thank you for bringing me here.", I said.
"Oh it's okay, but if you are ever in trouble just give us a call and we will come and get you.", Derpy said.
So they gave me the TARDIS' phone number, which actually had a phone apparently, and they left in a cloud of light. After they left I started the rest of my journey towards the Rainbow Factory.
