1. Her royal rottenness.
One Spring afternoon in the land of Equestria, there lived a princess, of which her name, was Princess Rarity The 1st. Of course Princess Rarity can be a little of a pain sometimes, "Where's my sunflower seeds? I ordered them like an hour ago!" "Your highness, the s-sun flower s-seeds wont be ready for another--- hour." Princess Rarity frowned upon the chef. "Well you need to make time go faster! And you! AppleJack! Fetch me my tea!" "Yes mam' your highness mam'." AppleJack ran to get the glass of tea but, slipped and fell into a puddle of water the janitor had just made and spilled the rare tea all over the floor! "*Gulp* Oops." Princess Rarity's face turned red, "YOU STUPID STUPID FOOL! YOU SPILLED MY RARE TEA! UGH! GUARDS! EXECUTE HER!" *Gulp* AppleJack ran down the hall towards the door, but too late, the guards were already there! Applejack had no where to go! And she was taken to the dungeon to await to be beheaded. "Oh, in there I was clumsier than a bull taken by the horns on a dusty afternoon, oh." Meanwhile, upstairs Princess Sweetie Belle was playing with her golden pony the King had given to her when she was only a little filly. "Guards! Can woo come hether a second?" Two of the guards aproached the small foal. "Yes princess." Princess Sweetie Belle threw the golden pony at the guards. The guards then plummeted to the ground. "Ha ha! Wawity! Woo gotta come swee this! Ha ha ha!" Sweetie Belle was laughing her heart out. "Not now Sweetie Belle! The royal dress maker is preparing the dress for next weeks ball!" Sweetie Belle continued laughing when just then, the royal dress maker finished the beautiful pearl white gown with rare golden gem stones on the sides with a tightly tied gold bow on the back. "Finished my Princess." Rarity looked at the dress and smiled. "Very good, now put this in a glass case and put it in my room." "Yes your highness" "And as for you GUARDS, get up! You have a princess to protect here!" The guards stood up and walked over to guard the princess. A little while later Rarity decided she wanted to go for a ride on her dragon Spike. "Guards, I'm going to go on the pet dragon Spike, I'll be back in a while, DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING IN HERE!" "Yes mam'" Rarity nodded and then walked out the door. "Here Spike! I want to ride you! "Rarity's calling for me? Oh wow! This is only the 14th time she's rode me this week! Oh this will be great!" Spike stomped over to Rarity and crouched down so Rarity could go on. "Ok Rarity, let's go." Rarity frowned. "No one tells me 'let's go' but me! I'll go when I'm ready, ok let's go." Rarity climbed on the back of the huge dragon and Spike headed towards town. To be continued.....
