Chapter 4

Xena was ecstatic that she had a new friend to take care of her. She was jumping on random ponies, licking their faces. I would laugh, they would laugh, it was all pretty fun.

The pet show was just starting when I got a seat. It was near the back, but I could easily see over the ponies heads. Exotic animals went first. A mare had gotten her parrot to do flips while singing the equestrian anthem. At the end of the exotic section, a mare behind the curtain passed the announcer a note.

The announcer gladly took it, and said, "The last contestant in the exotic term is Bon Bon and her... giraffe... named Lyra?" Immediately, a aqua marine unicorn popped out from the curtain, wearing a poorly made giraffe suit, and balancing on a beach ball. A mare in a suit pretended to flick a whip at the 'giraffe' and after a minute, exactly sixty seconds, both leapt behind the curtain, leaving only a beach ball. The ponies laughed, and hoof stomped the display. I let out a wolf-whistle, and the announcer let the more native house pets on stage.

Rarities cat had pranced out onstage and did... Something. I had no idea, it may have been a dance, but the ponies liked it.

A few contestants later, Tank the Turtle came out, and did a air maneuver. It was amazing to say the least. A flying turtle. Cool. What next, a flying pig?

A flying pig came on stage after Tank.

But Pinkie came out with Gummy and stole the show. She did magic! Not unicorn magic but the Classic saw someone in half trick! In alligator form! The last thing was Gummy jumping into her tail and appearing in her mane. She exited stage right and the crowd erupted in to crazed cheers.

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The fair lasted well into midnight. Xena and I were walking home, and Fluttershy caught up to us. She told us that this was the road that her cabin was on.

Her house and my hole in the ground were about half a mile away from each other. That's good, I guess. Fluttershy is one of the few ponies that I found I like as a friend. The others being Princess Luna and Twilight.

I during the walk to her house , I think of something. "What do you think of me?" I ask, startling Fluttershy. "What do you mean?" I shrug, "What do you think about me?" She stopped for a moment.

"I think your pretty nice!" She said cheerfully. "When we first met, the others called you a monster, but I didn't." I raised an eyebrow, but I wasn't angry, if a talking pony showed up in my world, people would call it a monster.

"Anyways, Fluttershy, come visit sometime. I'll probably be around."

She gave a small nod before flying towards her home.

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I need a checklist.
Number one; Get a Job
Number two; Get better food
I bet I could talk to the mayor about a job.
Flutters could get me meat, because of the animals.
Pinkie could hook me up with every other kind of food too.
The plans coming together!

...Damn that sound creepy.

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Mayor Mare was not very helpful. She just said something along the lines of 'Get the buck out of my office, you monster!'

I'm not one to hold grudges.

Pinkie ended up saving the day, saying that she needed help babysitting. I was always good with children. She referred to them as 'Discord's offspring' but I'm sure their fine.

I need to be there in ten minutes, so wish me luck, Xena!

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I'm going to punt this child across PonyVille if he pokes my leg one more time.

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No child punting happened. I did lock the Pegasus in a closet, and the unicorn was pretty chill, only playing with her toys.

I got 50 bits for the days work, I have no idea if that's good.

I need sleep after that Devil child though. G'night

In emergency situations, foals can be punted up to thirty feet.

Author's Note

In emergency situations, foals can be punted up to thirty feet.

Really though, my creative juices are not flowing. Because of that, I had a freind write this chapter.