Equestria Girls Gone Wild!

The screech of megaphone feedback roused the male campers at Camp Everfree who were still asleep, and irritated the ears of those who were already up and getting ready to face the day.

"Rise and shine, campers!" Gloriosa Daisy's amplified voice called out. "I need all the boys—just the boys!—to line up outside! Let's get a move on, guys!"

In ones and twos, the boys shuffled out of their tents, many of them groaning, yawning, and mumbling. They followed Gloriosa's voice to where she stood at the head of the trail that branched out to the other areas of the camp.

"Is everyone here? Good!" Gloriosa said chipperly. "It's time for your dick inspections, guys! Line up over here and whip out your dicks!"

"I'm sorry, what?" Flash Sentry asked as the entire crowd of boys looked at each other in utter bafflement.

Gloriosa laughed. "It's one of our camp regulations," she said. "For health and safety reasons and to promote a safe, fun, friendly camp environment, I have to inspect all your dicks!"

"That...makes absolutely no sense," Micro Chips said, his cheeks red.

"I know, I know, it sounds pretty crazy," Gloriosa said with a laugh and a roll of her eyes, "but it's something we do every year. Now come on, guys! Whip 'em out!"

Nobody made a move to whip anything out. "Uhh." Flash looked around at all the other guys, then coughed. "What...what exactly is this 'dick inspection'? I mean, what does it..."

"It's really simple," Gloriosa said, her smile becoming strained. "Do you jack off?"

Flash shifted. "Uhh..." His cheeks flamed. "Maybe? Once or...or twice..."

"And you like girls, right? Not that there's anything wrong with not liking girls, I mean, but..."

"Not a lot of gay dudes at CHS," Sandalwood spoke up. "Girls on the other hand..."

Gloriosa clapped her hands together lightly. "Perfect! Because that's basically the whole idea." She knelt down in the grass and pulled off her tunic, then unclasped her bra and shucked it. Her breasts bounced and swayed, and she smiled at the group of boys. "Okay, boys! Dicks out, over here, four at a time!"

The boys looked at each other in confusion, then back at Gloriosa. "You serious?" Flash asked.

Gloriosa rolled her eyes. "Come on, kid, I know your school is some kind of freaky sea of tits and legs, but this isn't that hard to figure out. Now hustle over here and let's see lots of cum!"

Micro Chips scratched his head. "You...want us to masturbate on you?" he asked in an uncertain tone, his voice wavering.

"That's the general idea!" Gloriosa said, giving her breasts a jiggle for emphasis.

Several seconds passed.

Hesitantly, one boy whose name Flash couldn't recall offhand stepped forward. Then Brawly Beats joined him, followed by Norman and one of the eco kids. They approached Gloriosa and, shooting each other awkward glances, dropped their pants, exposing stiffening members. Gloriosa surveyed them with a hungry gleam in her eyes, licking her lips.

"Nice!" Gloriosa said. "Certainly looking plenty healthy here! Let's see what you've got." She seized Norman's and Beats' dicks with her own hands and began stroking them, while the other two started furiously stroking off. She took turns briefly taking the tip of each cock between her lips, moistening them with her saliva.

"Oh dude, this is hot," Sandalwood muttered next to Flash. He had to agree; Gloriosa was beautiful and busty, with long, toned, sexy legs, and her dusty rose skin shone with vitality. His own cock slowly rose to full mast, twitching almost painfully in his shorts.

The first group came all over Gloriosa, covering her face, hair, and tits in jizz. She smiled broadly as they stepped back. "Wonderful!" she said. "Good job, guys! Gold stars all around! Next group, come on down!"

Flash was in motion before he knew it, heading for that rose-colored, cum-covered siren, his hands already fumbling with his belt. Sandalwood, Micro Chips, and Captain Planet joined him, lining up for Gloriosa, freeing their throbbing, rock hard cocks, which she went to work on with her hands and mouth. Flash shuddered, eyes rolling back in his head, as Gloriosa's soft but strong hand and soft, moist pink lips brought him to the brink. He came early and powerfully, spraying jets of his seed right into Gloriosa's open, waiting mouth. She licked her lips and purred, giving him a quick lick before releasing him.

"Sooo yummy!" Gloriosa said. "Gold star, gold star!"

Flash stepped back, his heart beating rapidly, a light, bubbly feeling welling up in him. Hearing a gorgeous woman like Gloriosa Daisy praise him like that was a massive confidence boost, and it couldn't possibly have come at a better time. Pulling his shorts back up, he stepped away and watched as the next group walked up. This group included Bulk Biceps and Wiz Kid. Both seemed unusually hesitant to drop their pants. After some coaxing from Gloriosa, Bulk complied.

Flash winced. A lot of the guys snickered.

"Oh my," Gloriosa said, frowning. "That's..."

Bulk's pecker was short, skinny, and a bit crooked. It was almost entirely vein, it was so tiny. Bulk poked his fingertips together and ducked his gaze sheepishly.

"W-well," Gloriosa said with a game smile. "Size isn't everything, big guy! Don't let it get you down, okay?" She glanced at Wiz Kid. "Come on, don't keep me waiting all day!"

Wiz Kid looked absolutely petrified, and Flash couldn't blame the poor guy. He was a skinny, scrawny nerd. This was bound to be humiliating.

Swallowing heavily, Wiz Kid pushed down the elastic waistband of his shorts.

His dick slowly rose into view.

Flash's eyes bugged out, his jaw dropping. Gloriosa's eyes lit up with delight and wonder. The rest of the guys expressed absolute disbelief. Some of them cheered.

The fucking thing was as big as Flash's arm.

"Oh...my," Gloriosa said softly, slowly licking her lips. She reverently reached out with both hands, rubbing them along the length of Wiz Kid's mammoth manhood.

"Dude," Sandalwood duded, staring in shock. "How does he walk?!"

"He probably uses it as a third leg," Micro Chips said, adjusting his askew glasses.

Wiz Kid put his hands behind his back bashfully, scuffing the ground with a toe. "Umm..."

"I need that inside me," Gloriosa said breathily. She stood up, kicked off her moccasins, and shed her shorts and panties, flinging them away with a couple of hopping kicks. "New plan, everyone!" Gloriosa announced as she tackled Wiz Kid to the ground.

"Wagh!" Wiz Kid cried out as his immense cock wobbled like a tee ball stand. Gloriosa grinned maniacally as she straddled him, lining his shaft up with her flushed, wet sex. She bore down on him, grunting and straining as her pussy greedily gobbled up as much of his manhood as she could take.

"Oh GOD YEEEEEEES!" Gloriosa yowled, throwing her head back and arching her back. Some of the other guys decided this was more than they could take; there was a rush to jockey for position around Gloriosa, cocks out and stroking furiously over her as she bore down on Wiz Kid again and again, breasts heaving and swaying. Jets and ribbons of cum filled the air, landing on Gloriosa's face, hair, and body. She panted wildly, her body pumping faster and faster. Whiz Kid grunted and groaned underneath her.

"I'm...ngh...about to...aahhh!" Whiz Kid gasped out.

"I've...GOT...THIIIIIIIIIS!!"

Whiz Kid's orgasm exploded through Gloriosa's body like a string of firecrackers, sending shudders up and down her spine. She convulsed, her shoulders thrown back, her hands curling into claws as her hips rode the wave. A white tide gushed out of her pussy, spreading over Whiz Kid's groin and splooshing out onto the ground. Gloriosa panted as she came down, then doubled over, catching herself on her hands and looking right into Whiz Kid's glazed eyes with a smoky, lustful gaze. Her hair curtained over his face.

"Triple. Gold. Star," she whispered huskily.

* * * * *

In the bushes down the trail from them, Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle watched with dropped jaws, wide eyes, and flushed cheeks.

"Wow," Sunset said at length as the boys began returning to their tents and Gloriosa gathered up her clothes. "Who knew?"

"I need to measure it," Twilight said, glasses askew. "A genetic mutation like that must be thoroughly analyzed."

Sunset blinked, staring at Twilight oddly. "Isn't that pronounced—"

"I know what I said," Twilight interrupted in a rush.

"....ooooookay then."