Why T.V. Ruins Your Life...
Bah...Bah...Bah… Dahhhhh! - Rabbid Speak
- Translation -
The root of the evil is not the construction of new, more dreadful weapons. It is the spirit of conquest.
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It was a peaceful sunny day in the town of Ponyville. Everypony working at there jobs, going to school, or just enjoying the sun. Within the Castle of Ponyville, Princess Twilight Sparkle was hard at work on a special magical spell; a spell to make a window to see into other realms and universes without having to go there.
"WIth this spell i can see how my Canterlot high friends are doing and look beyond that to see the cosmos, watch the numerous lives of countless beings without them knowing...I will call this spell Trans-Vision, or to make it simpler T.V."
Twilight charges the magic into her horn and creates a circle in the air which will form the boundaries of the T.V. Screen. Within seconds the spell worked as the center of the T.V. Screen showed something on it. Twilight looked at the screen with a glee in her eye at what she could see. It was a desert...which was not very interesting as nothing seemed to be there. Disappointed Twilight used her horn to change the channel dimension to something else. She had seen a dinosaur theme-park, a space war zone, and a few times she caught someone or something taking a bath...Eventually she found a world with humans, normal folk doing the pony version of day jobs.
Twilight turned around for a mitne to grab a paper pad and quill when out of nowhere a strange thud sounds came from behind her, she turned to see a strange white rabbit-like creature standing right in the room.
"Thats not possible! Nothing could pass threw the T.V. Screen...I think?" Twilight walked up to this strange creature.
Twilight walks around this creature as it had a empty thought look about where it was. The Rabbid decided to look around her laboratory as Twilight tried to piece together how this thing got here.
"Wait this could be a chance in a lifetime, to study a new life form in Equestria and...Hey!!" Twilight saw the creature had grabbed some of her test tubes from a table. The Rabbid looks at her and laughs while he tries the juggle the test tubes...To only have then fall on the ground and break into a thousand pieces.
Twilight quickly grabs a broom and dustpan, she cleans up the mess but finds the Rabbid had just drank some chemicals. Twilight runs to the creature only for it to vomit on her face. Twilight felt like one of those mares who likes to have vomit on them for sasisy stuff. The T.V. Screen rumbles in the air and shoots out two more Rabbids.
Twilight quickly grabs them with her magic but the first on jumps on her back and rides around her making her buck in the air like a mad pony. Twilight knocks the rabbid off her but loses the ones she grabs. The T.V. Screen now plots out more rabbids who are going crazy in her lab. They break her lab equipment, run into the rest of the castle and grab anything they could to smash, they even found Spike and put him in one of Twilight's more private outfits.
This had gone to far for Twilight who used a mind reading spell on them to tell them to stop. only to see crazy things...madness and chaos until only a darkness remained...then out of nowhere in the mind of the rabbids did Twilight see a Face with a label on it. 'Mr Popo". Twilight screamed and passed out.
The rabbids fill her lab and soon the castle until the pour out the windows like water. All over town things were going crazy at the rabbid had a field day with the town's ponies. Muffin and Time Turner appear in a Tardis but open the door to see the chaos of Rabbid’s in Ponyville. Time Turner tells Muffin that close that door and say goodbye to Equestria as the Rabbid try to break down the Tardis’s doors.
Vinyl who was walking down the street when a Rabbid grabs her headphones making her give chase as she yelled very profane language at it. Inside the bowling alley the Rabbid are stealing all the bowling balls and building a pyramid in front of the doors. then they set it on fire. Octavia is in her home playing the chalo when Rabbids start climbing in the windows and stealing all her instruments, she tried to stop them but they tied her up with bow strings.
Soon Applejack and Sweet apples acres is ravaged by Rabbids who start eating all her apples and started throwing the cores at the apple family. Meanwhile Rarity is modified when Rabbids steal her clothings and wear them while rolling in mud as Fluttershy tries to talk to them but they throw a net on her and hit her like a pinata to which she bleed to death. after some time Rainbow Dash finds the pass out Twilight on the outside of her castle and the two quickly fly to Canterlot for help.
The Rabbids stop attacking ponyville and follow Rainbow's pretty sky trail. An Hour later Princess Celestia and Luna arrive and try to use magic on them but the Rabbid hit them with paint balloons, and blinding them long enough to send them flying to the ground. Twilgiht tried to close the T.V. was suched into it and never returned. Long after that town by town was assaulted by the Rabbid horde until Celestia had a plan...she used her powers to send everypony to the moon...i didn't say it was a great plan. Soon the Rabbid consumed the world in fire and pony blood, all was well for the new Rabbid home world.
And that's how Equestria was Conquered...
