Chapter I - "Is that how you greet people?"
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Chapter I - "Is that how you greet people?"
RING RING RING
I wake to the familiar sound of my alarm clock I reach over still half asleep and press the snooze button. I want to get some extra sleep but my mind rejects it as it keeps me awake. I sit up and swing my legs off my bed going though the same routine every morning. I slip off the bed onto to the floor of my bedroom in my small apartment and walk out of my bedroom to my bathroom but I see a note slip under the door.
EVICTION NOTICE
You have not paid rent for over 8months.
You have 24 hours to remove yourself from the premises or you will be escorted out.
Please gather your belongings or they will be sold.
Have a nice day. ~Management
I groan and walk to my living room sitting down on my sofa... Well I guess it isn't my sofa anymore. I put my head in my hands and start to sulk. What the fuck is wrong with me.. I need to get an actual job so I can pay my fucking dues... I'm going to do that. So when I get another apartment I can actually pay for it. With that set in my mind I quickly get to the bathroom and throw my sleeping clothes off and start the shower.
I test the water and get in. I'm probably going to probably have to work at a fuckin' fastfood place. I could try for a call center again but that was fucking hell on earth I sigh and finish my shower and dry myself with a towel and wrap it around my self and walk to my room thinking what to put on. Shruging I put on my underwear, a plain white shirt and jeans. I walk out to my entrance and get a box for my stuff and put everything that is mine in the box. I pickup my car keys, leaving my apartment keys on the kitchen counter. I shove the keys into my pocket before I pickup the box and walk outside to my car putting the box into the trunk and slamming it closed.
I unlock and get in my car and start it up. I drive off onto the main road to downtown and start looking for jobs. Everyplace I went to they either were closed or didn't need anymore employees. Taking my frustration out on my steering wheel, I start the car again and drive out onto the highway to ease my frustration with a little drive.
Next thing I know I'm being ramed off the road by some guy in a truck. I start spinning out and try to correct it. I slip into a ditch and start rolling broken glass flying everywhere. I close my eyes and brace my self, waiting for the crash to happen and maybe my death.
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Did I crash yet? I slowly open my eyes and find myself in the middle of a.. Forest? I look around noticing the trees look kind of animated but still very real looking.
If I didn't know better I'd think this was equestria.. I laugh out loud at that That would be pretty cool, but stuff like that only happens in fabrications and crap. I stand up from sitting and start walking toward the sun.
After a few hours I'm getting really tired and thinking of stopping until I see a familiar looking village and the ponies walking around in it.
"Holy fucking shit.... IM IN FUCKING EQUESTRIA!" I shouted out loud. Apparently they heard me and now are staring at me.. What is that rainbow blur... My eyes widen and I start running away from the pursuing pegasus.
"Oh shit, oh shit OH SHI-" My swearing gets cut off from a certain pegasus crashing into my back making me faceplant.
"Ow, my poor nose.." I say with my mouth full of dirt and grass. I try to flip over but she is pinning me.
"Stay still monster!" The cyan pegasus demands, pushing my face more into the dirt.
I'm getting really impatient so I quickly stand up throwing her off guard and throwing her off my back. I crack my neck.
"Is that how you greet people?" I say unamused, spitting out some dirt and rubbing my nose. "Ow.."
Chapter II - "Woah Woah.. Woah."
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Chapter II - D
"Is that how you greet people?" I ask unamused, spitting dirt out of my mouth.
Five ponies come running up the hill. Twilight I remember from the show comes up first. "Rainbow whats.." She looks at me weirdly
"I found this monster," She waves her hoof at me "going around terrorizing ponies!" Rainbow Dash said with a glare that could kill a puppy.
Twilight horn starts glowing.
"Woah Woah.. Woah." She stops and looks at me with a glare also "I'm pretty sure all I did was come up over the hill and you slammed into me." I say to the temperamental cyan pegasus who looks like she wants to kill me.
"Rainbow is that all it-"
"He." I corrected.
She looks at me and nods. "All that HE did?"
She looks at me suspiciously. "Well.. Yeah but he was probably going to eat somepony!"
The on I recognized as Applejack steps up. "We're yah goin' to eat somepony?" She stares in my eyes as I answer with a nope. "I believe him."
