It's Not Weird. Don't Make It Weird.
Guard is in the showers. Then Other Guard walks in.
"Hey man."
"Sup buddy."
They both try ignoring the obvious sex tension.
Other Guard. "Hey buddy?"
"Yeah?"
"Do you want to have sex?"
"Ummm..."
"Sorry. I'm popping an angry stiffy and... I don't know. I thought I'd ask."
"Ugh, dude. You can take care of it yourself."
Embarrassed. "Oh. Oh... right. I'm stupid. Never mind. And don't look."
"Fine." He does anyway. Because his friend is having an loud conversation with the imaginary mate with the juicy cutie marks and tight pussy.
"Do you have to be so loud?
"What? She likes dirty talk."
"And who is this mare, if I may ask?"
"Minuette. Knew her back in the day. Dentists are pretty tight."
Wonder what damn fool told him that. "What are you doing?"
"Just jacking it?"
"Why are you doing it backwards?"
"Oh. I heard if you do it backwards it's like a mare is doing it."
"What do you shave your fetlocks too?"
"Am I not supposed to?"
"Here." He properly jerks off his friend. If he's gotta do it he's gonna do it right. He helps him along by kissing and suckling the tip of his dick.
"Oh shit dude I'm cumming!"
"Then do it."
He comes and his seed spirals down the drain.
"Now do you wanna have sex?"
"Alright."
"As friends."
"Sure."
"But no tongue."
"Course."
"I've uh... gone limp."
"And..."
"Well... I could suck you off?"
"O-okay."
"Actually no. Just lay down."
He lies on the tile, his pole standing tall. Other Guard does his service with his wings.
"It feels weeeiiird." Guard moaned.
"What does it feel like?"
"Like I'm getting a hoofjob from recliner."
"Huh. Weird."
He sucks his friends balls, still tugging along.
"Dude stop. It's not gonna work."
"Okay." He's about to stand but - "Sword fight!" Their penises rub together and while it was wet and warm to the touch, he needed something more.
"Can I-er... um... try..." he pointed to his friends posterior.
"I don't know man. I mean last time-"
"Was poorly planned. But I think it'll work this time."
"Okay." he still sounded nervous.
He let the water splash on his cock, running it in well after he was good and soaked. Even his own fluids too.
He looks at his buddys' asshole. No, it's a mares asshole. Agent Sweetie Drops is a mare! With one HELL of an ass. So wibbly and bouncy. Oh I wish I could just sneak a peek at what she hides under her tail. I bet she tastes like chocolate. I'd- holy FUCK! her ass feels so good.
His dick was sandwiched in a tight as fuck canal. He puts two hooves on the candy as he could never have. It's not at all the wibbly, juicy flesh he would stare at given the chance. It was taut, muscular. She must work her glutes a lot.
"Holy shit. This is really hot."
Guard finally opened his eyes and it wasn't Bon Bon's delectable derriere he was balls deep in. Other Guard was thriving beneath. He was straight giving it to his best friend. No Bon Bon. I'm ass fucking Bon Bon.
"Oh shit, faster." Other Guard moaned. "Go faster dude."
He does. He needs to cum. He just keeps plowing Bon Bon or whoevers asshole this is for all he is worth. The ponys anal cavity squeezes his dick in a vice grip. Until...
"Guuuhh!" He comes. Globs of sperm shoot into her/him/them like a bottle rocket. He doesn't stop thrusting until every squirt of semen is drained out of him by the heavenly butt cheeks.
He pulls out and falls on his butt to breathe. He stares at his handiwork. Other Guard face down ass up with cum drizzling out his crack to mingle with his balls. He was milking his orgasm with a droopy silly smile on.
"Ah. Thanks buddy."
"Anything for my best friend."