It had been a hard day at work and Trenderhoof was feeling really tense after a long day filing and printing at the Ponyville offices. He made his way home to find his girlfriend sitting in the bed, naked. So many thoughts were rushing through his head right now, but he couldn't think straight because she was so sexy. He slowly walked in and announced his return to the house. She covered up her lower areas and left just her boobs out. She began to question him as to why he was back so early. He began to question her as to why she was naked on the bed. After the small arguement Trenderhoof declared to his beloved girlfriend that he wanted to fu*k her. She stood up and got her clothes on. She shouted no and dramatically left the room. She began running down the street, away from the house. Trenderhoof. Was. Pissed. Off.
He went to his best friends house- Big Mac (who'd recently learnt how to speak Equestrian properly) and told him his dilemma. After a while of talking about ex-girlfriends, Big Mac thought he'd do something super effective. "Here" Big Mac said "Follow what I do- don't hesitate". He whipped out his long flaccid penis and began to stroke the shaft. Trenderhoof whipped out his, slightly shorter flaccid penis and jerked it. "It feels so nice" Trenderhoof said "Try doing it fast". And so they both wanked there hard cocks for the rest of the night, until, Trenderhoof asked if he could fu*k Big Mac. He said yes. As Trenderhoof pressed in to him, a magical noise came out of Big Mac- a squeal of excitement- his 19inch long penis throbbing. They call him Big Mac for a reason. He pressed inside of him. Big Mac was in heaven.