The Armored Ape Invaders

by Ice_Demon

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Adventure, Human, Lyra, Princess Luna, Applejack, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Angel, Fluttershy, Sex
Length: 996

This is about two future soldiers stuck in equestria.

Two soldiers from the future get stuck in equestria with no way to get home and have to cope with their new life in equestria.

Published 2015-06-27 02:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-27 02:50:01 UTC

The Idiots Arrive

Author's Note

This is my first story so please don't hate because it's not that good. It's first draft.:applecry:
And any advice is helpful:pinkiehappy:

The Idiots Arrive

The armored ape invaders

Humanity was in its golden age of technology and space travel. By 2234 humanity accomplishes the ability to teleport.

In the year 2344 humanity entered a new form of warfare, we finally mastered robotics and created the first mech and found a new power source that could in one gallon power an entire state for a decade. But the substance was only found on ice planets and then it was hard to find, so by 2368 we mastered space travel to other planets to find and harvest the precious fuel.

A few years later the top researchers in the world tried to synthesize it but made a super strong and light material that was lighter than tin foil and stronger than titanium and easy to manipulate it was called coloranium.

In 2453 the military accomplished a new way to kill, instead of killing with bullets they can kill people with plasma, electricity, and telekinesis. In that same year scientists created the first cyborg and not to long after they created the first self sufficient A.I.

Here is where I come in, my name is Matthew I am a soldier in the earths military core,
I'm the weapons specialist in my squad. I specialize in guns that shoot bullets not plasma or energy.

My squad call me the Scotsman for my high tolerance for alcohol but besides that my squad and I have been stationed on the planet Neptune to search for the fuel needed to power the U.S.S. Sierra for a deep space mission to discover new planets and resources.

( Neptune Matthews pov)

"Why are we on this block of ice again?"

"Because the U.S.S. Sierra needs fuel for the long ass trip that we need to take to discover new planets and that glorious shit" responded Jake our commander

"And why might I ask do we need energy rifles to mine it?"

"Because there has been sightings of strange creatures lingering around here" Jake responded.

"Awesome, do I get to shoot it's?"

"No, only if it tries to kill you then you can shoot it. And Matthew?"

"Yeah"

"Are you drunk?"

"Um, .........maybe."

"Dammit ! Matthew what did I tell you about drinking before recon?"

" 'Ta not to."

"And what have you gone and done"

"I gone and gotn ma self drunk off ma ass sir. Huh. Ass sir."

Around that time Jake and Matthew spotted a strange metal door that was flat on the ground.

"Hey commander"

"Yes lieutenant."

"Do you think we should se what is up with a metal door?"

"That was what I was thinking."

As they were walking twards the metal door it started to glow and the door opened and it started to pulse and creak, they heard cries and screams from the door they got concerned and got to close and there was a crash that knocked them into the door.

They felt strange like they were paralyzed, they couldn't move.
They blacked out from the intense weight of the situation.

(Meanwhile in ponyville)

"Hey twilight whatcha doin ?"Asked a very obnoxious rainbow dash

"Im trying to figure out this in finished teleportation spell star swirled the bearded left half finished"responded an irritated twilight.

-------- 1 hour later --------

"Okay I think I have it finished, stand back"

As rainbow dash stood back twilight charged her horn and cast the spell.

After the spell was cast the room was full of light and there lying on the ground was two tall armored bipedal creatures.
When the bright light was gone twilight had a science gasm, and rainbow dash got into a fighting position but later on they saw that they were unconscious they settled down and got curious, they wondered what they were and what they were wearing, so rainbow dash made a brash decision and tried to wake them up useing a fog horn, that got one of them awake, the other on the other hand can sleep through a war of tanks and not know, and who that might be would be Matthew, so you can guess that it was Jake that got woken up.

(Jakes Pov)

"What the hell happened?" I asked no one in peticular so I wasn't expecting an answer, but I got an answer

"you got sucked into one of twilights eggheaded spells."

"Hey they're scientific spells, test spells."

"Yeah eggheaded spells"

"Stop calling them that, their not eggheaded !."

"Ok I get it now where the hell am I ?"

When I was asking that question my face was on the floor so I didn't see them but when I saw them, boy was I surprised to see two talking ponies. Looking at me.

"AAAHHHHH WHERE THE HELL AM I !!! ! ! !."

"Well can you please stop shouting it's hurting my ears, and by the way your in equestria."said the purple or you could say lavender pony.

But after a long and verry strange explanation later we got to know each other,(a little).

-------- 1 Hour Later ---------

(Matthews pov)

"Ugh, fuckin hangovers I really fuckin hate'me."

Well you can proudly guess what happens I look up see my commander an two technicolor ponies looken at me and I'm thinking ' was that vodka spiked or some thing.

"Jake is this real or did you spike my vodka?"

"This is real Matt."

"Ok well I'm gonna take another nap."

CLUNK.

------ Jakes pov ------

"Well it's getting pretty late so can you help us out and let us sleep here?"

"Sure you can sleep here, all you need to do is let me ask you some questions in the morning, oh and the spare beds are in the basement so you can sleep down there."

"Well see you guys later I'm headin home."