"Pie day, Pie day, it's time for Pie day!" Pinkie cheered as she entered her abode ready for a lovely dessert of Pie after a hard day of serving the public at Sugar Cube Corner.
There it was sitting on the table, delicious delectable, so eatable Pie, the glorious of foods, the cream del leal cream, the piece dey resistance, the....some other french thing, but gosh it was Pie. Pie! The last name of Pinkie's name.
"Hey that's my Joke!"
Sorry Pinkie. Any who, Pie sitting their it's steamy goodness tantalizing her with it's yummy blue berry filling, it was amazing. Slowly Pinkie headed toward the delectable editable delicious Pie.
"Oh I've waited so long to eat you Pie, baking three hours strait making sure every single layer of your delectable crust was perfectly measured to perfection to insure one hundred percent edibility. Your berry perfectly filled so that you would have just the right amount, not to much to feel filled up but not little as to insult the delectable flavor of your greatness."
"Geez Pinkie all this for Pie." Rainbow Dash was watching the entire event through the window.
"Well duh, it's Pie Rainbow Dash, I take it very seriously." Pinkie huffed.
"I thought you took parties seriously?"
"Those two, but pie I take second seriously. "
"Second seriously?" Rainbow asked
"Second seriously." Pinkie asked
"Well....In that case, can I have some of that Pie?" Rainbow asked. "It does smell good.
Pinkie tapped her hoof thinking it over. "Weeeeeeeeeeeelllllllll......I did make it especially for me.....but i guess it's okay, you can have half."
"Awesome!" Rainbow Dash burst in. "I love me some Pie."
"Especially Pie were the plates were perfectly made to serve on it."
"You really went all out for this did you Pinkie." Rainbow said.
"Yep...It's been my dream since I was a filly to one day eat the perfect Pie, baked, served and trimmed to one hundred percent perfection, as if it the mighty Celestial ancestors made it!" Pinkie proclaimed.
"What about Princess Celestia's relatives?" Rainbow said to busy focusing on the pie to care.
Pinkie put on the plate and got out the knives.
"Geez Pinkie you have a lot of Knives in your drawer." Rainbow noticed looking over her shoulder.
"Blame the fan fiction writers." Pinkie muttered as she went through her collection. "Lets see...Kitchen knife...butchering knife...baking knife."
"Wait was that second one."
"NOTHING! Okay lets see...Aw..Pie knife." Pinkie pull it out. "Okay...Lets get started eating.
"Well howdy! I thought I smelt a pie in here somewhere."
"Applejack how'd you get in here."
"Yeah...and why did you walk upstairs considering this is my personal apartment." Pinkie questioned.
"I don't know...I smelt Pie...Wanted some...Need a better answer?"
Pinkie tapped her chin with her hooves until she nodded. "Nope...Good enough for me...I guess I'll have to divide it three ways, unless the rest of our friends are going to show up for random Pie eating reasons." Pinkie looked around as if expecting someone to come in and request a bite of the perfect pie in all creation.
"Okay, no..were good...were good."
"So Pinkie....How did you make this 'perfect pie' anyhow" Rainbow asked.
"Oh it's a long story that would probably take several chapters and excruciating details if I ever decided to write it into a novel or something." Pinkie replied. "Long story short it involved the woods, goblins, defeating the Dark Lord of the Kingdom of Galgorath, and of course destroying a ancient mcguffin of power that saved all the realms from the forces of darkness."
Both Rainbowdash and Applejack seemed dumbfounded by it. "Well...Then.....Glad you won." Applejack replied not sure exactly how to respond to it.
"Lets see....seven hundred words...Ok more story." Pinkie muttered pacing back and forth trying to think. "Well lets just say collecting all materials needed for this buy was tuff considering I had to see the fall of some new friends I made in my adventures during the Second Galaporian War."
"Wait...Fallen friends?" Applejack asked. "People....Well...You know...
"Yep fell." Pinkie said saddened "It was hard when they got back up, cause they didn't know if they would fall down again."
"Uh...Wait...Are you sure you know what fall means in that context." Applejack asked.
"Yeah...Duh...Fall you know collapse, no longer stand up, have a impact through gravity." Pinkie kept replying .
"Geez didn't know you were such a dictionary." RainbowDash muttered.
"I love the dictionary...Especially if it has pictures." Pinkie said cheerfully. "Now lets get down to eating this pie now shall we." She looked at the Pie with great hunger and vigor, Rainbow and Applejack also got entranced by it, it kept calling to them, gnawing at them to eat it.
"Eat me! Eat me! I the great pie command you to eat me!"
"Uh Pinkie...Is that pie talking to us." Applejack asked.
"Yeah...The book said taking could be a side affect especially some of the ingredients I used were from a enchanted talking forest...And they weren't happy when i picked the trees...Oh that reminds me the trees might attack cause they are kind of ...speaking revenge on me." Pinkie replied a bit nervous.
"Oh....Well...Pie first...Worry later." Rainbow said getting hungry.
"Right.!" Pinkie raised the knife. "Now Girls...LET's eat....THE PIE!!!!!" Pinkie raised her hoof high and was about to cut the knife when suddenly a 'swish' of wind came and went from the room.
"The Pie!" Applejack yelled.
"ITS GONE!" Pinkie yelled. "Oh wait there it is."
"SOARIN!" RainbowDash yelled as they saw Soarin his face covered in blueberry.
"Sorry...But you know me....I love Pie." He replied.
Applejack and RainbowDash mouths hanged open shocked that the Pie they had been gawking at for almost fifteen minutes was gone in five seconds flat. However Pinkie didn't seem to mind.
"Well...Back to the Kingdom of Gargaroth to me." She just cheerfully hummed out the door and headed out for another adventure.
"Well....That was pointless." Applejack just headed back to the farm leaving a stunned Rainbow, she didn't really know what think.
"Dang! I really wanted that pie."
Author's Note
I only wrote this to get my number of stories up to 14, so that's why I didn't put ANY effort into this. That is my story and I'm sticking with it.
