The Wanderings of a Dumb ass Caboose Cos player

by Ice_Demon

Day 2 working on the farm

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Day 2, Working on the Farm.

------- Morning -------

I was rudely interrupted of my glorious sleep by, giggling?

"Shhh, I think he's waking up." Was a hushed voice.

"Quick, hide."

"Mm, who's there?, show yourself." I asked.

"Hi Mark, mornin." Said Applebloom as she got out from the closet.

"Oh, Applenloom its you, and I know there's others in here."
I said looking around for at least one other person, or I should say pony.

But when I was finished asking the question, I heard muffled grumbles from in the bathroom and from under the bed.

When the other two, ( I think it was two, from the two places I heard grumbles from. ) ponies reviled themselves I was curious as to who they were, there was one unicorn, and a Pegasus that were the same size as Applebloom.

The Pegasus's coat is orange and her Maine is a real dark pink, it's almost purple,
The unicorn's coat is white and her Maine is a two-toned light pink and purple.

"Applebloom these some of you're friends?" I asked.

"Yeah, their mah friends, this is Scootaloo, and this is Sweetie belle, together we are."

"THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS, YAY!! !!" They all chanted together, which I think I lost most of my hearing from.

"Well it's nice to meet you, I'm Mark." I said, trying to get the ringing out of my head.

"It's nice to meet you to mark." Replied both Scootaloo and Sweetie belle.

"Hey Applebloom, you up there?" Yelled Applejack from the bottom of the stairs.

"Yeah!!" Applebloom yelled back in response.

"Can you get Mark down for breakfast?" Asked AJ.

"K, we'll be down in a sec." Replied Applebloom.

"Well, I guess we should be heading down the stairs, don't ya think?" I asked the cutie mark crusaders.

"I agree." Replied Applebloom.

"Me too." Agreed Sweetie belle.

"Dido." Scootaloo said in agreement.

"Well, onward." I said while pointing my finger in the air as I said onward.


There was nothing special about breakfast except the amazing meal that was prepared.

Honestly it was the best breakfast I'd ever had.

I wonder what we're gonna do today? I mentally asked myself as I was heading to the fields after getting my armor on, cause it's the only thing I can work in, unless I want to get my only set of decent clothes tore up, maybe.

Hey, better be safe than sorry, and half nude.

I was maybe a third of the way through the field when I heard Applejack calling my name.

"Mark, hey Mark, get over here!!"

"K, I'm comin, I'm comin." I replied while speaking my pace in the direction of her call.

When I got there I saw her bucking trees, bucking trees? Well I guess it makes sense if you only have hooves instead of hands.

"Well what are you wanting me to do?" I asked AJ.

"Well I'd like you to help me buck trees." Responded AJ.

"And how would I do that?" I asked trying to think of a productive way of doing it, that doesn't involve me going on all fours and looking like an idiot.

"Good point." Said Applejack starting to think of a solution to this problem.

"Maybe I can punch the tree?" I asked pondering that idea because if I punch hard enough maybe it will be as effective as bucking the tree.

"Well, go for it." Encouraged AJ.

As I pulled back my fist I contemplated, what If I punch through the tree? But I quickly dismissed that thought, maybe my knuckles will break before I punch through that tree.

As my fist collided with the tree it took a small chunk out of the tree.

"Wow, maybe I should tone down my punches for this. Hell I was expecting my knuckles to break before I took out a chunk of the tree." I said looking at the tree and my fist utterly flabbergasted at what I managed to do.

"Yeah, I think you should tone it down. But that's the first time I saw somepony knock a chunk outta one ah these trees, through as much bucking these trees have been through I wouldn't of ever expected that to happen." Responded Applejack equally shocked, and a little impressed at how strong Mark is.


Well after my little incident with blowing off part of the tree, I finally got the hang of it.

Well it was about around 6:00 PM when we were done with working. So AJ asked if I would like to go down to a lake near by with Applebloom, Big Mac, and herself to cool off, and who wouldn't like to go and take a dip, so I agreed to go with them once I took my armor to the farm.


As I was walking to the farm I wondered why am I here, how did? I get here?...... Do I belong here?

What's wrong? I know my life has been fucked up, but why, why am I here, am I supposed to do something, as I said do I belong here?

No, I don't belong here. But everything has meaning, doesn't it, but I don't feel like I have meaning here, so what do I do, just punch the shit out of trees for the rest of my life, or do I actually mean something? One of the many questions in life.

"Sir, you seem troubled, may I ask why?" Asked Julie

"I don't know, I'm not sure of anything at this point." I responded as I stared intently at the ground in deep thought.

"Sir if you don't get a move on you will keep miss Applejack waiting" came the very calm and informing A.I.

"Right, I must not keep them waiting on me, it's just rude." I said going back on my way to the farm.

But one question hit me in the back of my head like a rock.

WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR FOR SWIMMING!!

God damn it when am I going to try and get clothes from miss fru fru.

Well maybe if I hurry I might, nah that's stupid, well maybe, but I don't think she can make something that fast for me, if I can get her to make me some clothes, I might have to try and make my own, God that would probably end very badly.

As I was deep in thought I didn't notice the tree five feet away from me, so guess what, I ran into the fucker.

Like an instinct I pulled out my magnum and shot the tree three times.

As I finished my freak out I wondered why I instinctively grabbed my magnum and fired three rounds into it? It's not like I've been in combat, well if you,count the video games as ""training"" then that might do it but I was never this jumpy at running into a tree, well yeah I've ran into a wall when I was really pissed off and punched a hole in it but I've never shot some thing out of instinct it was weird like I've done it before. Like I've said instinct, it felt like instinct.

"SIR, are you Okay?" Asked the concerned A.I.

"I'm fine" I replied trying to get my shit together.

As I began my trek to the farm I turned to look at the shells and saw the that caliber was a 44 magnum, a true magnum.

Then I turned around with a smirk on my face and a question in my mind.

What am I going to tell AJ about the three loud bangs and the three holes in her families tree.


Author's Note

Sorry for the wait, just that I got some BS from my boss and I forgot about writing.:fluttercry:

Please forgive me:fluttershysad: