Pony Poemsby Malice In WonderlandChaptersWelcome To EquestriaThe Story of Pinkie PieDiscord, The Chaos CreatureFluttershy's Limerick(s)A Pinkie Pie Love PoemThe Cutie Mark Crusaders and Their Quest For Cutie MarksWelcome To EquestriaHello all you fellow pony fans out there, You're all humanoids that wear underwear. It seems so normal to all of you, But for ponies its different between you two. Now, to explain exactly what I'm doing here, Time to move forward and switch to the first gear. I'm here to tell you a story in rhyme about some ponies that live in the magical land of Equestria. A story of six special mares guided by friendship and all chosen by Princess Celestia. They live in a town called Ponyville. A small town that sits below a hill. Now to introduce the ponies, To all those who aren't bronies. First there's Twilight Sparkle, the element of magic. The story of her life is not at all tragic. She hatched a baby dragon from an egg. His name is Spike, he likes to lay in bed. Then there's the pink party pony by the name of Pinkie Pie. She wasn't born with wings, she's an earth pony and can't fly. She bakes sweets for the ponies, But none for all the bronies. She enjoys baking cupcakes, Yes, that's what she bakes. She the element of laughter, Not destruction and disaster. She enjoys silliness and fun, And won't quit until she's done. Next comes the element of honesty, her name is Applejack. She lives on a farm and has a big brother called Big Mac. She works hard bucking apples all day, And doesn't have time left over to play. She sells apples in carts, She has a large heart. She always tells the truth and tries her hardest not to lie. She also bakes the most amazing apple pie. Her little sister, Apple Bloom, is the youngest of the three, She lives on the farm, but she's never bucked a single tree. Poor old Granny Smith lives there too, She doesn't work, for if she did, she might snap a bone in two. And now for Rainbow Dash, the most loyal of them all. Loyalty is her element and she'd never let it fall. Her dream is to become a Wonderbolt. She's a mare, not a stallion or a colt. She probably saves money in her bank And plays with her tortoise pet, Tank. Now, the regal Rarity, the element of generosity. She's always wanted to live in the big city. She's a fashion designer with a younger sister. Though she's still a loner, and never found her mister. She once fell for a horrible, mean prince, She's learned her lesson and hasn't again ever since. The last of the six is the sweet Fluttershy, If you've been misbehaving, don't look her in the eye. Her element is kindness, and to that she stays true. She takes care of all animals, and she loves nature too. Her cutie mark is made up of three pink butterflies. It happened when she was a little filly and fell from the skies. She's a scared little pony with blueish-green eyes. When she gets frightened, she can't bring herself to rise. Those are the six special ponies in Equestria. All of them chosen by the Princess Celestia. For together they defeated the evil Nightmare Moon, And saved sweet Princess Luna from her impending doom. This is where my story must end, But perhaps one day we might meet again. These mares will save Equestria when danger is near, Holding their friendship tight, with nothing to fear. The smoke rises until the sky is once again clear, And the power of ponies can be seen through a mirror. The Story of Pinkie PieThe pink, party pony always full of laughter and delight, She giggles and laughs whenever something gives her a fright. She has a pet aligator that she calls Gummy. The treats that she makes are absolutely yummy. She always waves to everypony and always says "Hi!" Can you guess who she is? No? It's Pinkie Pie! Discord, The Chaos CreatureThe creature of chaos, A creature of darkness. He spread around insanity and his upside-down ways. Some ponies liked it, but some ponies neighed. He turned Equestria wrong way down, And couldn't be stopped by Celestia's crown. Instead, something else much more powerful had to be used. The elements of harmony, they used rainbows to infuse. The once great draconequus, now reduced to stone, He vowed to escape one day, until then, he was alone. He waited a thousand years until he finally escaped. Just to find himself stopped again, buy the inferior pony race. "Friendship" they said, was they power they used. Discord scoffed and refused to believe their ruse. In a flash of rainbows, he was turned to rock, Just one large, oddly shaped block. He missed his old life, one of freedom, chaos and foes, But he had that no longer, he couldn't even wiggle his toes. Fluttershy's Limerick(s)There is a pony who we all call Fluttershy, Her species flies high in the deep blue sky. She takes care of rabbits, Has many strange habbits, When told to do something, she doesn't ask why. She has a yellow coat and a light pink mane, Her cute, shy nature she does maintain. She's cute and she's kind, If you hate her, you're blind. She feeds her picky bunny lettuce called romaine. She wrestles with bears just to fix their back, If she's sees a hungry animal, she'll give it a snack. Her singing is soft, Quietly she coughed. Assertiveness is something she does lack. She has many kind friends, To whose wounds she tends. Fillies are cute, They like fruit. Oh herself she depends. This is the end of the story of Fluttershy, Just love her you brony, and be a nice guy. She'll always be true, To her fans that are you. Now just leave and go eat Pinkie Pie's pie. A Pinkie Pie Love PoemYou're the frosting on my cake, A yummy treat, I'd like to bake. You're the sugar to my flour, I'd bake with you every hour. You're the one that I adore, Yummy candy and I want more. You're the up to my down, You're the smile to my frown. You're the apple to my pie, If I lost you, I would cry. You're the needle to my thread, We go together like hair on a head. You're the peanut butter to my jelly, When milk goes bad, it gets smelly. You're all the colors in my rainbow, The last pony I ever want to know. You're the happy to my sad, You're the good to my bad. You're the milk to my cookie, You're such a little rooky. You're the root to my tree, You're the two to my three. There are plenty of fish in the sea, But you're the only fish for me. The Cutie Mark Crusaders and Their Quest For Cutie MarksApple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle of course, All of them are fillies, and not one is a horse. The Cutie Mark Crusaders is what they are called. The crazy things they do leaving many ponies appalled. They work perilously all day and all night to try to earn their cutie marks. They've tried singing, scuba diving, sky diving, and even building arks! None of their stunts worked and they were all left with blank flanks, All their classmates had already their's and nopony else's flank was blank. They got teased by bullies named Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. They bully the girls all day, everyday, past their bed times and at high noon. The Cutie Mark Crusaders put up with it though, because they know that one day they will be great. When they finally got their cutie marks and rubbed their not blank flanks in their bullies face. The bullies would be jealous and the girls would be cool, They'd finally be the most popular ponies at their school.
Welcome To EquestriaHello all you fellow pony fans out there, You're all humanoids that wear underwear. It seems so normal to all of you, But for ponies its different between you two. Now, to explain exactly what I'm doing here, Time to move forward and switch to the first gear. I'm here to tell you a story in rhyme about some ponies that live in the magical land of Equestria. A story of six special mares guided by friendship and all chosen by Princess Celestia. They live in a town called Ponyville. A small town that sits below a hill. Now to introduce the ponies, To all those who aren't bronies. First there's Twilight Sparkle, the element of magic. The story of her life is not at all tragic. She hatched a baby dragon from an egg. His name is Spike, he likes to lay in bed. Then there's the pink party pony by the name of Pinkie Pie. She wasn't born with wings, she's an earth pony and can't fly. She bakes sweets for the ponies, But none for all the bronies. She enjoys baking cupcakes, Yes, that's what she bakes. She the element of laughter, Not destruction and disaster. She enjoys silliness and fun, And won't quit until she's done. Next comes the element of honesty, her name is Applejack. She lives on a farm and has a big brother called Big Mac. She works hard bucking apples all day, And doesn't have time left over to play. She sells apples in carts, She has a large heart. She always tells the truth and tries her hardest not to lie. She also bakes the most amazing apple pie. Her little sister, Apple Bloom, is the youngest of the three, She lives on the farm, but she's never bucked a single tree. Poor old Granny Smith lives there too, She doesn't work, for if she did, she might snap a bone in two. And now for Rainbow Dash, the most loyal of them all. Loyalty is her element and she'd never let it fall. Her dream is to become a Wonderbolt. She's a mare, not a stallion or a colt. She probably saves money in her bank And plays with her tortoise pet, Tank. Now, the regal Rarity, the element of generosity. She's always wanted to live in the big city. She's a fashion designer with a younger sister. Though she's still a loner, and never found her mister. She once fell for a horrible, mean prince, She's learned her lesson and hasn't again ever since. The last of the six is the sweet Fluttershy, If you've been misbehaving, don't look her in the eye. Her element is kindness, and to that she stays true. She takes care of all animals, and she loves nature too. Her cutie mark is made up of three pink butterflies. It happened when she was a little filly and fell from the skies. She's a scared little pony with blueish-green eyes. When she gets frightened, she can't bring herself to rise. Those are the six special ponies in Equestria. All of them chosen by the Princess Celestia. For together they defeated the evil Nightmare Moon, And saved sweet Princess Luna from her impending doom. This is where my story must end, But perhaps one day we might meet again. These mares will save Equestria when danger is near, Holding their friendship tight, with nothing to fear. The smoke rises until the sky is once again clear, And the power of ponies can be seen through a mirror.
The Story of Pinkie PieThe pink, party pony always full of laughter and delight, She giggles and laughs whenever something gives her a fright. She has a pet aligator that she calls Gummy. The treats that she makes are absolutely yummy. She always waves to everypony and always says "Hi!" Can you guess who she is? No? It's Pinkie Pie!
Discord, The Chaos CreatureThe creature of chaos, A creature of darkness. He spread around insanity and his upside-down ways. Some ponies liked it, but some ponies neighed. He turned Equestria wrong way down, And couldn't be stopped by Celestia's crown. Instead, something else much more powerful had to be used. The elements of harmony, they used rainbows to infuse. The once great draconequus, now reduced to stone, He vowed to escape one day, until then, he was alone. He waited a thousand years until he finally escaped. Just to find himself stopped again, buy the inferior pony race. "Friendship" they said, was they power they used. Discord scoffed and refused to believe their ruse. In a flash of rainbows, he was turned to rock, Just one large, oddly shaped block. He missed his old life, one of freedom, chaos and foes, But he had that no longer, he couldn't even wiggle his toes.
Fluttershy's Limerick(s)There is a pony who we all call Fluttershy, Her species flies high in the deep blue sky. She takes care of rabbits, Has many strange habbits, When told to do something, she doesn't ask why. She has a yellow coat and a light pink mane, Her cute, shy nature she does maintain. She's cute and she's kind, If you hate her, you're blind. She feeds her picky bunny lettuce called romaine. She wrestles with bears just to fix their back, If she's sees a hungry animal, she'll give it a snack. Her singing is soft, Quietly she coughed. Assertiveness is something she does lack. She has many kind friends, To whose wounds she tends. Fillies are cute, They like fruit. Oh herself she depends. This is the end of the story of Fluttershy, Just love her you brony, and be a nice guy. She'll always be true, To her fans that are you. Now just leave and go eat Pinkie Pie's pie.
A Pinkie Pie Love PoemYou're the frosting on my cake, A yummy treat, I'd like to bake. You're the sugar to my flour, I'd bake with you every hour. You're the one that I adore, Yummy candy and I want more. You're the up to my down, You're the smile to my frown. You're the apple to my pie, If I lost you, I would cry. You're the needle to my thread, We go together like hair on a head. You're the peanut butter to my jelly, When milk goes bad, it gets smelly. You're all the colors in my rainbow, The last pony I ever want to know. You're the happy to my sad, You're the good to my bad. You're the milk to my cookie, You're such a little rooky. You're the root to my tree, You're the two to my three. There are plenty of fish in the sea, But you're the only fish for me.
The Cutie Mark Crusaders and Their Quest For Cutie MarksApple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle of course, All of them are fillies, and not one is a horse. The Cutie Mark Crusaders is what they are called. The crazy things they do leaving many ponies appalled. They work perilously all day and all night to try to earn their cutie marks. They've tried singing, scuba diving, sky diving, and even building arks! None of their stunts worked and they were all left with blank flanks, All their classmates had already their's and nopony else's flank was blank. They got teased by bullies named Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. They bully the girls all day, everyday, past their bed times and at high noon. The Cutie Mark Crusaders put up with it though, because they know that one day they will be great. When they finally got their cutie marks and rubbed their not blank flanks in their bullies face. The bullies would be jealous and the girls would be cool, They'd finally be the most popular ponies at their school.
