One cannot fairly judge another solely based on action. In the Wastelands of the United States, men and women are drawn into the worst of human nature daily to just get by, and some relish in it. For five of their number though a new land awaits, a place in sore need of rough people willing to do harm for the sake of others.

The brave and stalwart soldiers couldn't show, so they sent Mrs. Congeniality. Equestria's doomed...