"So I just type 'sexy plots' into the search engine?" A curious blue alicorn turned to a smiling, multicolored colt that had given her the order.

"Ya-huh! I always search it up, Princess! It's super-duper-uber fun to watch all the mares!" Luna blinked and began to type. About a moon after she met Pip, he had sent her this amazing contraption called... called.... well, she couldn't recall the name at the moment, but it was an amazing little piece of tech. She sighed and pressed the 'Enter' button. Closing her eyes, she winced as the page loaded. Before the Moon Princess' eyes were gifs, photos, and even videos of mares shaking their hind-quarters. Startled, Luna shouted in the royal canterlot voice.
"WHAT IS THIS WRETCHED ACTIVITY THESE ACURSED MARES ARE PERFORMING!?" Pip smiled and answered sweetly to the Princess.
"I tink it 'sh called twerkin' princess! Mares do it so dey' can get stallions' attention I tink!" Luna gasped and glared at the screen.
"These horrid mares dare use their bodies as a TROPHY?!" Pip shrugged, his smile never wavering. The sun slowly began to set, and Luna would need to raise the moon soon, as it was her duty for centuries.

"Pip, I must go raise the moon soon. You are free to remain in my quarters while I do so on the Lunar balcony!" Pip smiled and nodded.

"Sure Princess! I have one more thing for ya before you do that though! When ya get back the real fun can begin!" The lunar princess smiled. This colt was so caring and friendly towards her.

"Very well, Pip. My sister could set the sun a little slower this night. It is always more lovely when she does so..." Luna gazed at the screen.
"What is next, Pip?" The colt smirked, and replied.

"Look up 'cyber chats', Princess!" The Princess did so, but the Hoofgle page loaded slowly, showing a slow loading bar on the tab.
After at least 5 minutes of hoof-tapping and grunting, the page loaded. There were several sites, such as 'The Clop' or 'Chat with Hot, Sexy mares now!' Appalled, the Princess turned to Pip, who was scanning the sites with interest. After a few moments of looking, Pip smirked and tapped a site by the name of 'Cyber-Chat'.

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The sun was lowered, and the moon risen. Luna had not strayed from the laptop since the chat began. The stallion on the other side was kinky... enticing... interesting... Luna couldn't tear herself away! Pip had left the room once Luna began the chat, as to give her privacy for when the fun really started.

"Oh... OH! That's what a 'lube' is! How interesting!" Luna exclaimed with wonder. Oh what joy! This stallion was teaching her things she never thought possible! So many items, so many methods! They even 'cybered' a little! She couldn't wait for the next event!

Author's Note

This took some time to write with the punctuation, (and distractions) but I did my best with my sorta-good grammar knowledge!
I suggest listening to Unity TheFatRat whilst reading this story, as it adds to the goofy and energetic atmosphere!

This is my first MLP:FIM Fanfiction, so I hope all goes well! c: